Any good kinos about unlikely friendships?
Any good kinos about unlikely friendships?
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Big woof energy
Fox and the Hound
Twins
The Nice Guys
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
Titanic
Land Before Time
Hope that dumb dog gets eaten
t. brown person
You can just say you have autism next time
IT WOULD BE A CLOSE FIGHT
HES GOT TEETH
CHEETAS ARE PUSSIES
Zoos have been pairing cheetahs with dog companions for 30 years, none have ever been eaten
It's pictures like this which make me happy.
>unlikely
Any zoo which doesn’t abuse animals gives cheetahs dog companions. Unlike most big cats cheetahs are chill and won’t attack people and can be pretty sociable but only if you have a dog friend for them to learn to socialize from
Cheetahs are very gentle
Why are capybaras so based
They have it all figured out.
IMAGINE LIKE 20 GIANTS RATS SHITTING UP UR HOTTUB
GONNA HAVE TO DRAIN THAT THING AND BLAST IT WITH CHLORINE
based
Milo and Otis.
Octopus are super fucking smart and shit. They may actually be consious and have the ability of thought
Beautiful.
Thank you for the comfy, wholesome thread friends, keep your chin up
The fuck are you looking at? Keep scrolling.
Brutal
owoo!
What's this?
Mind if I save this pic?
All yours friend ;)
Cute hahaha
Yes watch this
Natural.World.S39E03.The.Octopus.In.My.House.720p.HDTV.x264-LiNKLE
Its about a guy that puts an octopus in a tank in his living room and the octopus becomes his fren and the octopus shakes hands and waves, and even watches tv together, its super comfy
pigs are the most based pets
Average anime fan
Cheetahs aren't all that powerful, so they are no danger to a dog really.
A lion would be though, since a lion is triggered into savagery by certain movements that would not be a good idea. No matter how much it "liked" the dog.
Bird looked to be too old to move out of the way in time. Maybe it was waiting for the horse to kill it?
I wonder...
Unfortunately their own reproductive processes kill them within like a 5 year lifespan so they cant develop enough to be sure.
*doorbell*
*inarticulate screaming*
imagine petting her and calling her good girl while she does that haha
>In California
and nothing of value was lost
Cheetahs are the most based cat
>behave like dogs
>gentile
>most athletic animal on the planet
>kept as pets in ancient Egypt
shame they get mogged by Lions and Leopards everywhere they go
The dog of peace knows no borders
All must hang
>they all tell the last one there is room for one more but he's too embarrassed of his body to join the fun so he makes an excuse to leave
Ghibli film when?
not very imposing though
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Pretty sure it was just retarded.
I hope this is the correct webm.
a well trained dog the size of a golden retriever could kill a cheetah
based
but cheetahs are basically giant killer cats, they kill antilopes and shit every day. they would fuck up a dog.
name their band Yea Forums
Dex build a shit.
Dog is STR/CHA.
Pussy+Hounds
What happens when you forget to feed the cheetah
what dog would you send hardmode no pits
that's so muslim of youu to say that
Impressive. These guys are smarter than I've expected.
Imagine one of those fuckers attacked you man
>gulps and breathes into the mic
nature is crazy man it's like we make up the value of life, animals don't give a fuck, hey jaime pull up that picture of an elephant fighting a gorilla, oh yeah that's insane
pits aren't dogs
all will hang
Why do Cheetahs and dogs get along so well?
Why is the cheetah the best of all the big cats?
haha look at him go!
C
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Neither are hunters of the other.
Cheetahs are more chill than most wild cats, and if they grow up with a dog it helps temper their flight response to most dangers, which is helpful when raised in captivity.
H-he's fast!
fucking adorable
Similar size and behavior
Rhodesian ridgeback master race
>Did I ever tell you about the day I just up and ripped doggos throat out?
>He was a good friend
Kek more like this
Dogo argentino
Caucasian shepherd
Irish wolfhound (Any shepherd desu)
etc
wet pusy
I was watching a documentary and it said cheetahs are somehow closer to dogs than cats. I don't remember the details.
Like tears in the rain
how can russia be so based
LMAO
*BABBY PARTS FLYING EVERYWHERE*
radscorpion?
also cats look like such retards when they eat
fuck you
Wrong and wrong. It was most likely a fledgling baby birb that just left the nest. Hence, why it wasn't flying away. They dont learn that / develop that right away. Baby birbs are docile. Most likely, the mamma birb (doo doo da doo da doo) and daddy birb (doo doo da doo da doo) were nearby finding food for their baby birb (doo doo da doo da doo) and witnessed the whole thing. Look up videos of nest failure. Birbs grieve.
so do you, fag
ANTILOPE ARE PREY ANIMALS
DOGS ARE WOLVES, THAT LIGHT BONED FAGGOT CAT WOULD GET SHREDDED
BUT IT WOULD NEVER START SOME SHIT CUS ITS A PUSSY LMAO
the weak should fear the strong
>CHEETAS ARE PUSSIES
Why are animals so cute bros?
Mohamed back to your sheep you stinking sun burned pedophile
do you squat like you're about to take a shit when you eat?
just are
simple as
and extend your neck as far as itll go so you can nibble one piece at a time?
fucking toxoplasmosis-ridden gayboy
Sorry pal, Cheetahs are nervous anxiety-ridden wrecks and they love support dogs.
>hop in
because its our duty to protect them as (whyte) guardians of the forest
but we shirk our duties and destroy their homes
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OH NO NO NO NO
Why are some animals so based, but others, like niggers and jews, worthless?
cheetah could kill it but this post implies you're a brainlet who thinks the cheetah is some kind of panthera big cat who could just gobble it in a second
That's cool
absolutely based
>They may actually be consious and have the ability of thought
They are for sure, check out this asshole from Germany
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Pure unlikely friendship kino coming through
who is this Aryan goddess dipped in chocolate?
Damn this is sexy in a strange way. I think I understand furries now.
Do you know the story about the scorpion and the frog?
They both have 8 months so it's ok
Jews control the planet so I wouldn't call them worthless.
>GOES FOR THE ASS
HAHA JUST KIDDING BRO
Dylan!
No they don’t
you just know
>off-topic thread
Why are you here?
Dubs of shit
No need to pretend kike, we know what you are.
off-topic threads are the best threads on this board
>yfw you had this link saved for this exact moment in time
Admire the dedication BUT
>ycfw it increases test because it wants (rats) to reproduce quickly so it can infect and eat more sustain-ably
>ycfw you're human cattle to the (J*ws and C*ts)
Big OOF and big YIKES
>people in power, even if irresponsible and self-destructive/harmful to others, are more valuable than people who aren’t in power but have superior morality/ways of life
Makes sense fag
So you're agreeing with me?
>superior morality/ways of life
I hope you're not including the denizens of Yea Forums(nel) in that group
Nice victim mentality
worthless in a 'betrayers of humanity' perspective
willing to enslave the entire planet and destroy everything beautiful for greed and power
its like those old architecture threads, the new buildings that are 'soulless' are almost always commissioned by them. it really isnt a coincidence (because coincidences dont exist)
Now try that with a female
>Hounding for Pussy
So close
Speaking of which, lets compare the seemingly 'lionising' of lions, to tigers.
>Although for the most part avoiding each other, tigers are not always territorial and relationships between individuals can be complex.
>An adult of either sex will sometimes share its kill with others, even those who may not be related to them. George Schaller observed a male share a kill with two females and four cubs. Unlike male lions, male tigers allow females and cubs to feed on the kill before the male is finished with it; all involved generally seem to behave amicably, in contrast to the competitive behaviour shown by a lion pride.
>Stephen Mills described a social feeding event in Ranthambhore National Park:
A dominant tigress they called Padmini killed a 250 kg (550 lb) male nilgai – a very large antelope. They found her at the kill just after dawn with her three 14-month-old cubs, and they watched uninterrupted for the next ten hours. During this period the family was joined by two adult females and one adult male, all offspring from Padmini's previous litters, and by two unrelated tigers, one female the other unidentified. By three o'clock there were no fewer than nine tigers round the kill.[88]
A bunch of solitary apex predators all meeting up and peacefully enjoying the kill. I should also add that a study by Oxford university showed that tigers have bigger brains, relative to their body size, than lions, leopards or jaguars.
>Found 2 grizzly cubs
>Only shows one growing up or as an adult
A-user... did he died?
>'betrayers of humanity'
Do you consider niggers the same as whites? Because if you don't then they really have the same mentality.
Animal Collective
CHINKS KILL THEM FOR THEIR WANGLET VIAGRA
Read the 2nd sentence
they see what peak performance looks like and they don't like it
"no"
damn right
Cheetahs are actually pretty small and lanky, a golden retriever could easily kill one.
Liking dogs and cats equally is the patrician mindset.
Fuck you i have autism and i love dogs faggot fuck you
I wonder if they ever get scared of being mauled to death or they just accept one day they're gonna go out like that.
ya cant kill what you can't catch. vid related
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I've decided I'm going to China to satisfy their women with the BWC so they'll stop killing rare and beautiful animals to try and get a decent erection. Men of all races (except Asians because that's an oxymoron) are invented to join me in what I hope to be a truly international effort to preserve our world's natural heritage.
bears are one of the few large animals that won't snap and kill you randomly
That's a big cat.
CURLS FOR THE GURLS
BUT DID HE SKIP LEG DAY
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Why are bears so less likely to randomly kill you than big cats,wolves and pit bulls? I know it still happens sometimes but it seems way less likely.
>kills a boy
>isn't euthanized
Pretty sure that's not how it works.
>a bear cub you raised since birth is the same as wild bears
Cheetah's are basically built for one type of hunting that requires the prey to partially gas themselves out so they are easier to suffocate to death. On top of that they have only so many tries before they themselves gas out to death. They are also injury prone due to their extremely long limbs, so their margin for fucking up is pretty slim. This also makes them prone to getting bodied by other opportunistic scavengers because of the risk of injury. So cheetahs will generally avoid all conflict and not quite have the "kill everything" instinct that other big cats have.
Prooooooo you
I mean ones raided by people of course. Wild ones are maneaters.
absolutely based. thank you God
It's not the same dog in the two incidents it describes.
I wanted one as a kid but know now it would murder me
>im just big boned
This is the stride of a fucking chad.
That was a bear he was not familiar with
U N I T
>confident swagger
>never breaks eye contact
>immediately receives female attention
chad as fuck
did it die?
holy crap based
Well that's one way to wreck an expensive surf board
This cat is not fat. He is simply on another plane of existence from other creatures.
Is there any bird more based than a crow? What other bird is such a bro? Crows bring you trinkets and gifts if you're nice to them, they have incredible memory, and are all around the White people of the bird world.
you just know
QUIVERING PUSSY
Have you read that screencap where the guy makes friends with the crows and they protect him all the time and try to get revenge for him?
If someone has it, please fucking post it. It's the best shit ever.
>completely black
>white
>durrrrr black feathers = nigger
fuck off retard
Which space marine chapter does this absolute unit belong to?
I also like Grackles.
Do you know what happens to most pets when left alone in the wild?
Their necks are long enough that they have a large brain stem relative to the rest of their brain. You can cut off their heads and as long as it doesn't bleed out, it will continue to live.
Bears are significantly more intelligent compared to cats and dogs. They're less predatory too as they're not just carnivores, but omnivores.
must be the owners, as a good friend of ours once said, if you rule out all the improbables answers the only answer left is the truth however unlikely it is.
Oh, I see. Thanks.
Driving miss Daisy?
they get molested by adult rats.
he's argentinian
Horses are like brutal retarded running machines
No wonder women like them so much
you will never have i bear as the best man
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There is a whole channel for this friendship. Too bad you need to learn a meme language to understand it fully. Totally worth it thou
>brutal retarded running machines
just like darkies
based hyenabro
AROOOOOOOOO ROOOOOOOO WROOOOOOAROOOOOOOOOOO ROOOOROOOOOOOOOOOO
why do browns and blacks hate and abuse dogs?
this is the most kino bird imo
Do dogfags really think their neutered and cucked for thousands of years wolves could kill a real beast of prey?
how sharp are those claws?
Why is this lad such a hefty chonker bros
It was a bear he didn't know that killed him
sharp enough so fish can't slip out
God i love these threads
you and me both brother
Never noticed the other cat, what a fucking mog
based and woofpilled
Skullcrushers all day everyday
we need an animal board on 4channel
>cuteness overload
imagine the smell. seriously
>mogging black cat
lol
«A dog is better than I am, for he has love and does not judge»
Animals have unconscious instincts.
An animal can love its owner but if something triggers its unconscious instinctive brain it will attack, it won't be angry and it won't even understand what's going on. Certain breeds have a stronger unconscious instinctive triggers, such as pitbulls.
You can have a dog all your life and it's totally fine and loving, then one day it will be triggered by a move or a noise and it will go wild on you, you can't train it out of the dog and you can't see it coming.
To give a small example from another breed: I have a jack russell terrier and when it sees a mouse his eyes go strange (weird staring wildness in his eyes) and it will chase it until it's dead, even if he's exhausted. Once its dead the look in his eyes and wildness leaves and he goes back to normal.
Because inferiority complex
His scarves are fuckin cute
again, no wonder white women like them so much
hate these ugly fuckin cunts. smash their ugly fuckin heads i say
looks like a SPORE creature
how can anyone consider that incident "OK"? it is horrifying, and it is not okay.
i never understood those quick head movements
that's fucking rude
high dpi
Their heads are gyroscopically balanced.
Holy shit THIS
>dipshit who never had a dog or cheetah
You didn't know /an/ exists?
Are you pretending to be retarded?
A czech tourists in Alps had her husky drag down a deer near he slope in Alps.
shoebills a cute
we need to make this happen asap
chinks eat those things alive
Don't trust this cunt, birds do not understand friendship, they're fucking dinosaurs.
What's their problem with black swans?
chinks believe that rhino horn gives superpower abilities.
based
I'm going to name my next pet Mog is it's a cat and McBiddles if it's a dog.
What species of dinosaur is that?
Shoebill: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
Black Swan: What's so funny?
Shoebill: I jus- I just realized that we live in a society
>chinese women
gross, I'll be tearing it up in korea thank you
Best thread currently on Yea Forums, perhaps all of Yea Forums
That's a sexy bird
>going for plastic
>Men of all races are invented to join me
I'm good Demiurge, thanks.
what a chad
Based shoebill, swans are cunts
sorry you're poor? lmao
no
>why yes, I do like bread. How did you know?
More like a Dandy really.
they must be hungry
Cheetahs are clinically inbred retards.
not cool.
confirmed for never having been to either country
Chad octopus
based
didnt snap on the owner. snapped on the owners cousin. Show me a vid of a bear snapping on someone that raised them
>This thread
I like mice.
Is this some sort of Pheasant or Grouse?
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dandies were the original chads. look up the muscadins
It's true they are supposedly a bit inbred because of their lack of numbers or something. They suffer from organ problems in captivity too.
jews=rats
niggers=pit bulls
chinks=ants
spics=monkeys
What are white people?
>Yea Forums
We 4channel fren
for me, it's seals
Golden pheasant I think.
wasn't there some proto octopus society they found that even uses currency and bans other octopuses for murder
piggu :)
Chernobyl
Angels
When are those Canadians going to club it to death?
Angelic entities
lmao based
Chill energy, they're so calm predators are offput
pigs
How can rats be so powerful?
Someone post the toadlines.
I never realied until now he was supposed to be a cheetah
i bet she fucks black dogs
Cute rodent
homelander?
>*crunch*
Green Book
Jesus, pitbulls are the meth heads of the dog world
>*a pin drops*
He cute
WAIT WAI-
It means she's in stable condition, not the event itself. Reading helps user.
HNGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
DIAMOND ERECTION
What the fuck was his problem?
strange that hyenas are not dogs
>mfw those ducks shit on capy
Birds are fucking trash.
Pets already have it easy but imagine being a celebrity's pet.
Imagine a movie where a scientist creates a superdog to kill people when triggered by a specific frequency. You don't have to imagine hard though because it's literally pitbulls.
>I’d let the whiteman take more of my land if it put a stop to this
wait ... this is jewish propaganda
Is this what it's like to have friends?
jews are master race, maybe we should listen
yeah the nigga with two pet bears is worried about the cost of a surfboard, shut up dumbass
GOD YOU JUST KNOW
IM SO FUXKING LONELY
what's the difference? they both have benis
what are you talking about !? a Pitbull mauled her and she is in the hospital, how could reading possible help her in that situation? it's not like the healing process speeds up because she is reading "the lord of the rings" in the hospital, or that the actual dog attack could have been prevented by her reading out loud "lord of the flies" as the attack began.
thats a big pussy
>when she straddles him with her ass
god this is hot
HAHAHAHAHAHA OH WOW
Hearty KEK, beautiful webm friend. Based fish spitting sand on that bitch's face.
Indians were the original furries. Dressing up and pretending to be animals and gay shit like that. No wonder they got their asses kicked so hard, pathetic race.
They're closer to cats than dogs
fries are terrible for birbs, they have shit tier nutrition
the birds will literally grow up disabled and unable to fly if fed with shitty human food too much
I'd rather jews killed themselves en masse. I have no need of masters.
It's a male cheetah
>she
That's a guy, user.
I want to know the backstory here. Did he go full bore just for the fuck of it or was this revenge?
IM SO FUCKING LONELY
GIVE ME A BEAR FRIEND
NOW1111!!!!
RED ROCKET
amerigoys
animals are pretty based all around, but not all, there are some real fucking nigger animals out there.
Niggers thought the same but still benefit from the creations of better races. Much the same with pathetic whites like you.
Thanks for visiting /an/
Absolute unit.
why are fat animals cute but fat humans look gross?
SHUT UP SHUT UP i fucking hate canadians so much. literally what the fuck is wrong with them
BASED
CHAOS REIGNS
Who was in the wrong here?
Even hotter.
probably because with humans you have to see the fat rolls and deformed skin
Kek
Niggers are as bad off as they always have been, and jews are nothing but nigger tier parasites. You haven't contributed anything of value to society and you will never experience the pleasure of having sex with an unmutilated penis. Do the world a favor and kill yourself after doing as much as you can to help eliminate jews and judaism from the world.
>When you done nutting but the bitch keeps sucking.
LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT TURKEY
Is this achievable natty?
9/10. Had to dock a point because that ribeye looked like a fucking cow patty
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