Luke, did I ever tell you about Coca-Cola©?

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*blocks your path*

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To be fair, the only thing I shill harder for than Star Wars is coke, so this is the point where I became Disney's

Luke, did I ever tell you about breasts?

starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Breast/Legends

>Luke, did I ever tell you how nerd culture is the product of a late capitalist conspiracy, designed to infantilize the consumer as a means of non-aggressive control. And he was a good friend.
-Obi-Wan Kenobi

Hello there!

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Wait a minute, that nude Aayla pic isn't actually official, is it?

That piece of artwork was ordered by George.

Sorry my job keeps americans safe. You are welcome for my service

>COCK ZONK

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I agree, I can't wait to go to Disney©'s Star Wars™ Galaxy's Edge® attraction and drink a refreshing Coca-Cola© from one of their licensed vendors!

Source?

>Keeps Americans safe
I mean... does it though?

what's the star wars diabeetus equivalent?

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Based

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They've been selling them for years, it's just a new cap design

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Onions edition comming this winter

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>The drink was safe for humans to consume, and an altered version of the beverage called Diet Coke was available.

Kek. Star Wars fans are fucking retards.

The story behind those new caps is that Disney had an gigantic stock of those bottles that didn't sell last year so they recycled them into the Disney Wars universe.

starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Water
>Water was a liquid necessary for most life forms, whether animal or vegetal, sentient or non-sentient.

Those are holiday cokes you can get them anywhere retard

COCK SOUK

Yeah I don't mind them. Can be the setting seem more natural and they put in some effort instead of just putting down a coke can in the middle of it all.

Yes but Disney didn't sell all of them in their park so they turned them into Star Wars products.

that makes no sense since coke is the one that would have the supply as they bottle it

>The drink was safe for humans to consume
Lel

>disney shipped back bottles to be re-labled and re-capped with old coke inside it

no, corporations throw shit away all the time, quit being a tard spreading bullshit

It's the same bottle, they've just added a plastic thing on top of the cap.

Breasts aren't canon any more.

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What the fuck
>Hey Luke pass me that Coca-Cola
who's got a time machine

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Too much onions?

What's wrong with it?

Lonk Tonk?

I FUCKING LOVE STAR WARS AND COCA COLA BRO

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If I were a little kid I could see myself wanting one to play with it when it’s empty. I’m glad that any grown man that would get get excited to buy this bottle follows a self castrating diet of soda and soi.

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It's also not like they would've thrown away the mould for the bottles. I get them repurposing the bottles but the leftover stock thing is nonsense.

>Sorry my job keeps americans safe
bull fucking shit.

your job makes amurricans think they're safe.

>You are welcome for my service
feeling up chicks is not a service.

looks delicious im ordering a flat right now

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During the war between the First Order and Resistance, the Lurmen male Jat Kaa, hailing from the planet Mygeeto, had Coca-Cola bottles imported to Black Spire Outpost on the Outer Rim world of Batuu. Workers for his company, Jat Kaa's Coolers, sold them at various pop-up locations throughout the outpost and the nearby ancient ruins.[2]

Kaa also purchased several R-series droids from Mubo,[2] the owner of the Droid Depot,[3] and reprogrammed them to drive purpose-built vehicles around the outpost selling bottles of the beverage.[2] Around the same time, the bottled beverage was served in Black Spire's market at Kat Saka's Kettle,[1] while cups filled with the soda were available at Docking Bay 7 Food and Cargo[4] and Ronto Roasters.[5] they were a good friend

Being this fucking deluded

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it's officially licensed artwork not a fan creation. you can find lots of people backing that up on the talk pages

starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Forum:SH:Aayla_Secura_and_Wikia's_TOU

the breast article is highly debated on that forum and the fact that it's officially licensed is probably the only reason that image is allowed

>no terrorist attacks in air since 9/11

Feels good that I've done my part in keeping you safe. Say all you want , but the results don't lie. Again, you are welcome.

> no inside jobs since 9/11
wow

oh shit we gonna talk about
>water
>table
>Big Luke

these Star Wars wikipedia are a goldmine of autism.

I learned so much!
starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Reproduction/Legends

>edition.cnn.com/travel/article/tsa-bans-star-wars-galaxys-edge-coke-bottles/index.html
>...it was banned in twelve sectors as a result of strict regulations enforced by the Hyperspace Transportation Security Administration because it was easier to blame that rather than the Rodian refugees who blew up the Senate.
>And they were good friends.

What the fuck is Lank Conk?

You don't get to keep the containers.

>some Wall-E like story about a single droid in a big scary world
Would actually rather have that than most of their proposed spinoffs.

uh, you don't get to keep containers

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>BUT THE CAP IS NEW!!!
based sampsons

Is the pay good? How's the work?

HE

Galaxy's Edge is cursed. Must have been built over a space indian burial ground.

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TSA doesn't do shit but fondle travelers.

I think it's more likely they had the production capacity to already make the things

It's in Aurabesh you idiot.

>because the TSA thinks they look like bombs

They do look like bombs. That's the fucking point. What arrogant millennial shithead wrote this?

Sure, but not with Gonk. Fuck that droid.

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I'm guessing some brainlet TSA agent thought it was arabic and FREAKED

Start at anywhere between 16 to 18 dollars depending on what airport (city or rich area pay more locality). After a year you off probation and get your raise , usually to 20 dollars an hour base. You get a % raise every year and a graded raise % based on what your supervisor thinks your performance was (both usually small like 1-2% but it adds up over time). You get 4 hours vacation time and 4 hours sick every pay period, both double after 5 years and then again after 10. You get a 401k and full government health benefits. Work is easy over time, especially once you get the hang of everything. You rotate positions constantly so it doesn't become dull , and most of the day is spend you just bullshitting and chilling with coworkers. You are never really alone and most of the work you always have a coworker friend nearby to talk to. A rush usually only last an hour and a half and you probably get 2 a shift , so rest of the day is just slow stragglers coming through. Also all the overtime you want, and its easy to take whatever days off you want even if you have no vacation leave because you can swap days with people or even just give others your day if you dont care about getting payed. Also the only job i ever had that you can talk smack back to passengers or actually use your authority if they are being rude or aggressive and not get in trouble. Overall pretty good.

>I always thought in-universe products were neat.

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>Looks like a grenade with Arabic writing
was it so hard to base it off the real thing

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how.about.a.refreshing.bottle.of.Nuka.Cola.?

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I put down agreements. Coca-Cola is very good (drink many times) drink. It is very cool for heavy-handed fanatics of Disney-Fanatical Star Wars Universe and good for showings of tastefulness. Geode.

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Based pervert molesting and taking naked pictures of travelers and demanding to be thanked for it

You don't have to fly. Maybe you should read the signs before coming into a government mandated checkpoint zone. You are giving consent for search when entering, and you can leave and be escorted out at anytime.

Keeping amerimutts safe is a crime against humanity.

Every day Harry Potter World proves itself the superior theme park
>Be Star Wars
>Sell out to a company and repackage their beverage

>Be HP World
>Make your own delicious drink (butterbeer) that can be enjoyed hot or cold
>actually have rides and be more than just a movie-themed mall

>be terrorist
>put bomb in a round container
>TSA: "sorry sir"
>switch to a traditional can
>TSA: "go right ahead"
the TSA is a joke

You sound very stupid

LHAMK LOVK?

Thanks Bin Laden

always good for a chuckle
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>Geode
Kek

no he doesnt, you do jackass

>They do look like bombs
Fictional bombs.

When they looked like Christmas ornaments a year before.

>holiday 2010

which holiday??

Christmas and New Years

Really don't get why you fags flip your shit over this. I don't drink coke, haven't been to Galaxy's Edge and have no plans to go because I'm not far gone enough to care about star wars (especially disney wars), but what's the harm in it? Genuine question.

Shut up, Ed.

>in the future fat women still guzzle coke by the gallon

cringe

Luke, did I ever tell you about the United States?
It was a harsh land with an entire bureaucratic apparatus that decided what toys were likely to be mistaken for a real weapon by retards and proceeded to ban them from being transported by air. Their citizens thought they were free.

What about the Wookiees?

Star Wars isn't the future

The real coca cola m i c Mike ola

The legends version is even longer, and every appearance of water is listed.

Why don't you brainlets just mail it to yourself from your hotel room to your house?

The thing is Coca Cola is simply a refreshing and delicious beverage that can be enjoyed during all seasons and across all environments, whether you’re enjoying a delicious Big Mac or indulging in a fine dining experience Coca Cola is the ultimate complementary beverage. It only makes sense that the intrepid denizens of far away galaxies also choose to partake in the joys of an ice cold glass of Coke. I wonder if our friends across space and time have already discovered Coke Zero, with the none of the calories and all of the same great taste!

Didn't exist long ago, Coke is devaluing their brand and their legend by attributing creation of their product to someone from ANOTHER PLANET not even Atlanta.

>yfw you realize the ET tie-in during the senate scene in the prequels was all so they could market Earth products in the Star Wars movies.

water and celery for me, thanks

Sad thing this movie idea would work as seen with walee

Didn't exist long ago, Coke is devaluing their brand and their legend by attributing creation of their product to someone from ANOTHER PLANET not even Atlanta.

test,

Luke, did I ever tell you how PR consultant Edward Bernays convinced cigarette companies in the 20s to advertise to women so they could double their sales? Since then companies have associated products with everything you enjoy to maximize sales, like the product placement of the Coca Cola brand you see here in your Star Wars series owned by the mega corporation Disney.

>putting a finger up someone's ass has stopped another 9/11
sure...

>Take the cap off.
>Sub-80 IQ TSA rapists no longer piss themselves looking at their scanners.

VERY COOL