The US government is in the possession of nine (9) flying saucers with anti-matter reactor based propulsion engines

The US government is in the possession of nine (9) flying saucers with anti-matter reactor based propulsion engines.

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but lets just sit around and watch some hipster guy stare at his phone for five minutes

>blocks your airspace

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ur mums in possession of a really fat puss lol

and we'll make a documentary about it and put it on netflix

This documentary was the biggest piece of shit. Why didn’t they just interview the people? Why did they give it that dumb style?

I have some ocean front property in ohio for sale

this guys story is such bullshit
firstly he claims it was all highly secret and even most of the engineers and scientists didn't know what they were actually working on, and all the labs etc were seperated so any one person only had small amounts of information.
but then he says that on his first day there all the scientists were walked through a hangar with the UFOs in plain view and were even allowed to touch them???

there is also a bunch of other inconcistencies in his story.

was dissapointed joe rogan never called him out on this stuff

I want to believe, but the biggest tell that none of these stories or Area 51 stuff is fake is simply because the US army would have reverse engineered the tech and used it. Ohhh, wow, scientists developed anti-matter engines, they're so smart, etc. Especially for use during the cold war.

They couldn't do it.

The migraines Joe

What a load of horseshit

>t. nasa

99% of UFO stories are straight up fiction.

The other 1% is druggies/retards mistaking stars and planets for muh aliums

I have a hamster that can count up to ten.

i believe it was the director who is an egomaniac who made it bad somehow by self inserting

that's right goy, now go watch the lateest capeshit and stop thinking completly

crappy little arguments like this just get discarded by open minded and rational ppl
you dont want to know anything about the universe and life and death? ok cool have a nice life

Only redeeming part about Lazar's story is that he got mega cucked by his roastie

is it a good watch while high?
ive been meaning to watch it but keep forgetting

Bob Lazaaaaaar

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this piece of shit documentary is the first one in my life that I had to quit halfway through. they didn't share any fucking info on anything, just dramatic bullshit about that faggot.

>Joe Rogan: "Holy shit dude, you worked for Area 51"
>Bob Lazar: "Hum not quite, I worked on a base a few miles from Area 51, it was in the desert though"
>Joe: "Wow dude that's mindblowing. A-and you went inside a UFO?! How was it?"
>Lazar: "Yeah it was life changing, it was smaller on the inside, enough for 3 Warwick to pilot the aircraft"
>Joe: "Jesus... I want to see that. Do you have any pics of the UFO?"
>Lazar: "S-sure Joe, but like I said before we started the podcast, I have a terrible migraine"
>Joe: "No it's ok man, let's talk about something else. Have you seen that video of a monkey putting a finger up his ass? Jamie pull that up!"

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>tfw the only proof shown in the documentary is a prop from a movie

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>anti-matter reactor
Too bad all we've got for fuel is some oil.

I wish aliens were real so I could be friends with them

Yes. And I'm very sure they told Bob Lazar this. This shit has always been one of the biggest signs of just how fucking real the NPC meme is. The US government will kill fucking school children to burn military budget, but it will just let literally dozens if not hundreds of randos on youtube disclose top secret liaisons with extraterrestrials?

Cool. Deserved it.

they shoot microwaves in their brain to make them schizophrenic so no one believes them. disappearing them would only vindicate

OR, moron, the government is the one setting these dipshits loose on the public to poison the well to distract from rampant corruption and government/private money laundering. They have to make up stories this fucking retarded because the dumber that shit is, the more people pay attention to it.

I don't 100% believe Lazar but he himself says there are things about his experience at the base that don't make sense to him.

Why the fuck wouldn't the Ayys come and take their property back? If a B2 crashes in Afganistan the US governent wouldn't just let the Afghanis have it, let alone stockpile nine.

Because you see, humans are just such hot shit center of the universe that a species with the power to travel between fucking solar systems just can't want to start serving our corrupt employees of Lockheed Martin and NASA or whatever this shit narrative is supposed to say.

I would fucking exterminate 99% of humanity and enslave the rest and I'm from this solar system.