What lines from movies you think are too good for the movies themselves...

Pretty much any line from Bison in that movie can be here.
>Something wrong, Colonel? You come here prepared to fight a madman, and instead you found a god?
>You still refuse to accept my godhood! Keep your own God! In fact, this might be a good time to pray to him! For I beheld Satan and he fell from heaven, LIKE LIGHTNING!

“Who’s car we taking?” From the Town.

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inb4 a decent thread dies immediately

I've got nothing to contribute, here for the ride

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"Work in progress."

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Well, nobody's perfect.

Why the FUCK did jannies delete the plane scene dialogue??

its
"Do you think God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he's created? Down here on Earth?"
anyways "And checked"

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How has Punisher had so many adaptations and not a single one of them is good?

>I'll let you in on a little secret, Detweiller. Every adult you've ever known was a kid at sometime in his life. You think we don't remember summer vacation? Riding our bikes down the creek. Catching polliwogs in a jar. Camping out under the stars. Well you're wrong! Sometimes I sit there in my office, looking out at you kids in the playground and I think, "They don't know how good they got it. In a few years, they'll be grownups like me and all those good times will be memories for them, too". So go ahead. Put a whoopie-cushion in my chair. Put fake vomit on my carpet. Make fun of my "big, saggy butt". But don't ever say I don't care about summer vacation, 'cause those memories are the last part of childhood I got left.

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So this is how democracy dies, with thunderous applause.

She said "liberty", not "democracy".

Love the line but thought it fit perfectly into the rest of the film. A great ending to a great film.

It's an inherently stupid concept.

"Why? Why are the innocent punished? Why the sacrifice? Why the pain? There aren't any promises. Nothing certain. Only that some get called, some get saved. She won't ever know the hardship and grief for those of us left behind. We commit these bodies to the void with a glad heart. For within each seed, there is a promise of a flower, and within each death, no matter how small, there's always a new life. A new beginning. Amen."

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Where's the part about fingering spinelli?

nigga what
the thomas jane and travolta one is nice

damn

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I like it but people say its not very accurate to the punished comics

Shit!

"Onions Green is People!"

Why did he say onions green?

>Onions
Thank god for the mods

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In the far future so y is a filtered word.

It’s a brainlet line though, God has no reason to be afraid of what he has created. He’s an all powerful and all knowing being

>being so new that you don't know about a filter that has been in place for 2 years

Based ayynon, good stuff.

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What are you on about? I was on Yea Forums the day the filter was added. I just think it's funny and stupid that his line got butchered because the mods decided a filter was necessary, which in this case resulted in an inferior place of discussion of what should be the topic of the board, just to avoid shitposts in threads where no real discussion takes place anyway. Or did you think he and I was the same person?

Brainlet post.

>Some part of me knew he would show up someday. If I stayed in one place long enough, he would find me, like you are taught to do when you are lost. But what do you do if both of you are lost and you both end up in the same place, waiting?

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It's not accurate to the comics but beyond that its just not a very good movie. It's not terrible but its extremely forgettable.

Hollywood doesn't seem to understand how to handle the Punisher.

What is the correct way to handle the Punisher? I'm genuinely curious.

Just make a straightforward action movie where Frank is the ultimate badass killing machine. They always try to make him an ex-cop, or get him involved in some complicated criminal conspiracy, or make it all about personal revenge. The Punisher isn't complicated, he just kills criminals. That's it. The Netflix show repeatedly puts him in the center of some vast convoluted government conspiracy and none of that is ever necessary. Frank is just a one man army. A live action Punisher movie should basically just be John Wick but without the puppy dog. War Zone came close but its too farcical.

The Town is pretty good though.

>beyond that its just not a very good movie
It does have one of the all time greatest beat downs out of all fight scenes in media.

At?

>It's not terrible but its extremely forgettable.
but its the only Punisher movie people mention and it has the great Kevin Nash

The joker movie should have been made 15 years ago and william defoe should have been the joker

Why couldn't he play the Joker now? He looks the same as he ever did.

Remember when we could take black and female characters seriously?

He could play the Joker, but he'd have to play an older Joker and this Joker movie is meant to be young Joker.

Fuck that. Being a kid sucked. I lived in the city and had no friends and my "family" were a bunch of jerks.

"Shiiit, man. That muhfugga startin' ta look a little seedy, Jim." - Damon Wayans, Requiem for a Dream

If a man builds a thousand bridges and sucks one dick, they don't call him a bridge-builder... they call him a cocksucker.

WAAAA my childhood sucked
>feel bad for me

>this movie exists

Has anyone actually seen it?

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this based a fuck monologue in a flick about kate mara lusting over templar dick

Not quite what OP was looking for but

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intensively postmodern, I love it

>muh childhood
Cringe

Are you implying that based Veggie Tales is anything less than absolute kino?

>chooses a line from one of the best comedies ever made

>Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

>t.brainlet

What the fuck?

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?...my ass.

Tiger... tiger, tiger... tiger, tiger, tiger.

THATLL BE FIVE BUCKS BABY!! YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT

>i wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them

Remember those posters that said, "Today is the first day of the rest of your life"? Well, that's true of every day but one - the day you die

The Demiurge fears Humanity because humanity can return to the ultimate divine origins that brought the universe into being while he is stuck on this mortal plane.

I feel bad for him. But I don't feel anything for you tho, spoiler, angry kid.

That's pretty fucking good. Authority rarely ever gets to state its case in film.