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Godzilla King of the Monsters

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good analysis

Because women are the ones who go to RT. Women hate adventure movies

>trusting reviewers to be objective and not paid shills
user, I ....

>The only time they feel allowed doing so is when the movie is old.
Not really. (((Critics))) love the likes of Fury Road, NuWars and the MCU.

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Thanks for appreciating.

I think this is also why many people can't enjoy Ready Player One. I thought it was very decent and achieved what it set out to do, though that may not be my favourite type of story at my age, but I am pretty sure I would have loved that stuff if I had been 10. I have no idea what critics actually said about this movie, but I wouldn't be surprised if they just forgot what it was to be ten.

Spielberg remembers, and that's essential to appreciating his films, which are almost always related to childhood or being a child.

And yes, Empire of the Sun is utter kino. When I first saw it, I had no idea Spielberg had made it, and during the movie, I thought, "Who the fuck directed this masterpiece and how come I never heard of them???" Then the credits rolled and it all made sense.

Underrated as fuck, it hurts, bros. It hurts.

>everyone is Jewish
Oh please nigga.

Fury Road is said to be great by most critics. I'd be surprised if critics mostly liked NuWars. The MCU isn't half shitty if you manage to forget the capeshit aspect of it.

Most people can't think of the films for themselves, or people, for that matter. Filter, fuckers.

The holy trinity of failed sci-fi movies from the 2010's.
>Jupiter Ascending
>John Carter
>Tomorrowland

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I always assumed most critics are just lying about liking those. Partly for political pandering, partly for Disney bucks but mostly for relevance. Critics who ignore popular things starve.

basde

The Boondock Saints
Out Cold
Major Payne
Gone in 60 Seconds (2000)

Don't underestimate the power of biases. I think it's really about biases: some people don't know kino from shite, so they go with other things, other tropes, other assumed angles and intentions.

this, that image alone raises t levels of anyone. rt talks how bad bvs is, but nobody ever talks about how good the visuals are, how aesthetic everything is,

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Chronicles of Riddick

Are those real scores? Fuck them cunts

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National Treasure is entertaining as fuck. I can’t believe they shit on it like that.

I have no idea why this is considered bad.

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the life of david gale

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Yes, critics hate adventure movies other than Indiana Jones and few single cases. That's why I never pay attention to reviews of every single adventure film. It's like the most hated genre ever.

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>green color bad
>red color good
this site is the worst

Kung Pow! Enter the Fist only has 13% reviewer score

What do green and red mean to you that you're butthurt about green being bad?

I use RT to see what reviewers do, rather than how good movies are. I test reviewers by movies, basically.

Anyone who thinks a great movie (in my opinion) is shit, is not someone I need to read. I still like to see what opposite opinions are and why.

Mars Needs Moms

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Came here to post this.

rottentomatoes.com/m/only_god_forgives_2013/

rottentomatoes.com/m/the_neon_demon

Rotten Tomatoes literally cannot handle Refn

This is correct. I ran into Tom Green once and I told him that Freddy Got Fingered was legitimately one of the funniest things I've ever seen, and he seemed genuinely thankful for the praise.

Yet they love Marvel trash, the romance novels of film? Critics are either corporate shills or political shills with no actually intelligent opinions

Pootie Tang

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Fuck that noise, The Mummy was and is a great fucking movie.

I enjoyed Brad Pittu's "War Machine"
I absolutely enjoyed watching 21st century Aldo the Apache, I enjoyed the meme casting (the lame kid from the big short, lakeith Stanfield, Anthony Michael hall, hell I even liked Meg Tilly.
I thought the story was funny and biting, and even enjoyed the military perspective of Obama.

Frankly, I don't know what the critics didn't like.

Kickboxer
Road House
My Bloody Valentine (original)
Rambo (2008)
Halloween 2
Godzilla: Final Wars
Only God Forgives
First Blood Part II

I'm sure there's tons more but those are off the top of my head

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Mummy movies were unfortunate all the time. 50s ones were panned for repetitive material.
90s one for not being a horror people expected. Now last one for trying to estabilish upcoming universe. It's some kind of curse. I'm wondering what will be criticized in future mummy films because it seems like when you change something, it's bad but when you don't change, it's bad too.

Lol good one

The house that jack built, Funny Games and BVS ultimate edition.

what did the jews mean by this?

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Came here to post this. Based.

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Fuck you, I liked it :(

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>MacGruber - 48%

It was absolute kino.

Dune (1984).

My name is a killing word.

The first time I saw Vanilla Sky I was high and it was amazing. I watched it again sober and it was still great.

>Those voice overs where you can tell he's wearing the mask even BEFORE they show him wearing the mask.

Kino as fuck.

When it comes to this movie, the critics and me just aren't seeing eye to eye.

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visually it's good, it's still based on a shitty book that i hate.

youtube.com/watch?v=DOUnKuPO_uY

best thing to come out of that movie is nude Prime Rosario Dawson

This actually was trash, though. I only ironically enjoyed it because it fucked its own message and I happened to disagree with it.

Legitimately better than all of the “Disney Renaissance” films.

"professional reviewers" think Endgame is the best superhero movie of all time, they also think Tarantino is shit because muh POC, they also think that fucking spiderman homecoming is one of the greatest films ever made, on par with Gone With The Wind and Ben Hur lol

>le magical superhero high tech bullshit
fuck off

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Both of those are shit though

I know, but I actually really enjoy Van Helsing :( I think the idea was ok and it has a couple funny bits

Is it pretty funny? People just seem to harshly hate it.

I don't think mallrats is a bad movie

The Beach Bum
Revolver
Rob Zombie's Halloween 1 & 2
Fuck any critic that calls a movie pretentious and gave any Avengers movie a high score.

Then one has to wonder if you're an idiot or a faggot

SADATAY!

high rise (2016) - 59%
under the silver lake - 57%

only two that spring to mind

The first Resident Evil movie
Both AVPs (I like the second one more because it's so ridiculous and mixed with slasher tropes)
Hidalgo
The 13th Warrior
Law Abiding Citizen
The Butterfly Effect
Tokyo Drift
Rob Zombie Halloweens

Woah, I had no idea. I thought VS was considered a masterpiece.

Based user.

You have terrible taste. Only movie that's good there is 13th Warrior and it certainly isn't great. Most of those are outright shit

>based on a shitty book that i hate.

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Bad movies can be fun, user

OP clearly asks about "great" movies, not shitty movies you like for some reason.

Not him but Great Gatsby is shit, also Leo is a shit actor so I skipped that gay shit. I enjoy the frog memes that came from it but it wasn't worth the smug dicaprio memes that stuck around for years

>Not him but Great Gatsby is shit
No reason given, why did you think just knowing your opinion would interest me?

>Leo is a shit actor
You must be autistic. He's legendary in this.

>I enjoy the frog memes that came from it
You are the cancer that is killing Yea Forums.

Cringe, bet you're a nigger lover too

>Cringe
You're emotionally retarded.

The Mummy is comfy as fuck

Have an upvote libtard

Because it has a rape scene. RT does not rate a film based on quality. It rates films based on inoffensiveness. That's why mediocre films like Paddington Bear and Christopher Robin are at 100% approval.

Voice from the stone

Rambo 2008 is fucking brilliant.

>Van Helsing
my nigger

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Paddington 2 was objectively one of the best movies of the year. Not even memeing.

Not "Great" but certainly deserves a lot more than the shocking 12% it has with not a single fresh review: Barry Levinson's "Sphere" from 1998.

If it's at 12% then 12% of the reviews were above the fresh threshold

The Passion of the Christ.

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Well, considering they're all Jews, I'm surprised that it's even that high, considering the fact that the movie is by Mel Gibson and revolves around Christ-killing kikes.