Cowboy Burger

>it's okay when I do it

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is this from his ps3 game?

HAHAHHA PS3 GAME THIS CGI IS SO SHIT THIS FACE IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOO EW SOOOOOOOOOE OOOOOOOOOOO SHITTTTTTTTTSU! SHITTTSU SU SU!!! SU!!! SU JAPANESE DEMANDING SUUU!!!!!
SUU!!!!!!!!!! SUUU!!!!! *all white eyes and SSRIs and a thousand yard stare from all those guys that she seeded and fed before you came along*
GORDON RAMDASY PS3 (rated R for Mature)
WOWIE IT'S RATED ARRRRRRRRR FOR A MATURE GAMER LIKE ME ARRRRRRRRR NOOOOOO A PIRACY ARRRRRRRR LETTER PIRATE ARRRRRR LETTER FOR DOWNLOADING BLACKED.COM SCENES NO ARRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Howdy

Seek sexual intercourse

procreate

the place did go bankrupt so the kid probably is in debt for life thanks to his parents

Bruh, the burgers he made here are obviously much smaller that any of the behemoths he's been served. You can tell by the burger to hand ratio.

RUSTIC

more like

S O Y B O Y BURGER

texas is a place for steers and queers, YEEHAW

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NOW THATS A BURGAH

bigger the burger the better
fuck proportions
it shows that you're a man

Based

Are you legitimately retarded

What makes it a Cowboy Burger? Is it racist and filled with Chewing Tobacco?

its a 1lb burger in a 1/5lb bun

What's so cowboy about that burger?

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truth is that If you eat food with your hands in public you are trash

based burger to hand ratio poster

>mfw

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everyone laughs at you for doing the Costanza thing

Am I the only person that eats wearing disposable gloves?

only zoomer call it that because they want to fit in. kys

i shouldnt be laughing as hard as i am at this

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zoomers haven't seen Seinfeld

>truth is that If you eat food with your hands in public you are trash

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BURGAH

Dont procreate

Based and aneurysmpilled

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Looks disgusting and the ingredients are horribly balanced.

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big yikes dawg

Nice try but kys

That burger looks like it only fucks black men

Proper ponce that Ramsay

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Top: Giant burger
Bottom: Thicc sliders

What, and have his spawn roam the Earth?

Fuck it man, I'd eat that shit.

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Just a touch of olive oil. Salt and peppah. Pehhhhfect. Look at that.

someone vocaroo this now

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Before I eat a hefty burger I always ask the bartender for extra napkins and I take off all my rings. I'm not afraid of getting dirty with burgers, but I'm not an animal.

You need a shot of testosterone, and not in the mouth, boy.

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BRUH
BRUH
BRUH
fucking zoomer

you are a moron, he is clearly demonstrating the top burger was improperly served and should have been sliced in two or at the very least served with a steak knife to make eating it easier.

the bun is proportional in his

I want it in jordan peterson form

For me, it's Anthony Hopkins.

I hate him so goddamn much fucking hypocrite

this, fucking zoomies

At least his bun is the correct size

disgusting

this webm is actually making me mad

What the fuck is going on in this WebM. I can understand dabbing it with a napkin or using a fork and knife if you get a really fucking greasy Pizza, but I mean one that is drowning in grease. The slice he's dabbing with looks perfectly fine. What the fuck is the "Slice the pizza halfway through" and doctor's glove technique he is using?

The gloves are one thing, but pic related are two other instances that need to be talked about more.
>who the fuck sticks the knife in their mouth to help stabilize food?
>this guy got really greasy and looks on the verge of tears when attempting to stuff the strip of pizza he cut in his mouth

Is this one of those lizard people I've heard about?

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Is there a way to dab off pizza grease without looking like a total cum guzzling faggot? Is it possible?

How do you eat it, with your hands?

You pick up the slice, fold it, and eat it.

have based

His limp wrists really sicken me

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an attempt was made

>truth is that If you eat food with your hands in public you are trash

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>living the dream
godspeed, sir.

You are a clueless idiot if you think both burgers are the same, just the size of the bread alone already tells that unlike the top burger, Gordon knows what he's doing. Its people like you that get mocked constantly on his TV Show.

This is you.

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Source?

instagram.com/p/Booed9rAjrU/

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Well i have never tried the double 200g (0.9 pound) burger with double cheeze and double everything else.

Would probably get by on it for 3-4 days or so :D

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You know what you did.

Biggest burger in Sweden is prolly the 1000g (2.2 pounder) :D

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You know what you did.

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we have had this same thread, with the same webms, with the same replies, every single fucking day for the past thirty years

>the virgin nibble vs the Chad gorge

Then you must know that I will not release you from this hell. You shouldn't have crossed me, Mark. Remind the others that they are suffering because of you. I know they've grown tired of killing you over and over already.

That Guy Fawkes tattoo is surprisingly tasteful, no joke.

Mushrooms are my favorite topping but only if they're fresh. I absolutely abhor the jarred, anemic yellow variant on my pizza. Quite literally ruins the entire meal for me and I cross off the place from my list once I see that they use that type of mushroom.

holy based

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His eyes look so dead. No doubt from all the strange cock that has been inside of him, be it willingly or otherwise.