Titles that literally don't make sense for the movie

Titles that literally don't make sense for the movie.
>Arthur and the Invisibles.
I remember barely anything about this movie except that the title character Arthur becomes tiny and makes friends with a group of people called "The Minimals." At no point in the movie is it implied that they are literally invisible, nor is the word "invisible" ever used. They do title-in-dialogue teases (ala Doc Brown saying "We've gotta go... BACK TO THE FUTURE") except when they do it they say "Together we are... Arthur and the MINIMALS" even though that's not the title of the fucking movie.
>Evan Almighty
Evan is a character from the previous movie "Bruce Almighty" but in this sequel he does not become almighty at all. He just becomes a modern day Noah

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>Robocop

He's not even a robot.

>Planetside 2

Were Sony complicit in some kind of flat earth conspiracy?

> Reddit spacing

> Not on reddit.

What did they mean by [this](www.shittymemes.com/image.png)?

>back to the future
he time travel to the past

Troll 2
>no trolls
>no relation to troll 1

Legitimately better movie, though.

>Dark Knight Rises
Clearly white
Never knighted
Broken back so doesn't rise

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To our foreign eyes this machine appears significant but in Japan this is like taking a picture with a Coke machine. Literal autism.

she's clearly not japanese

Spiderman
>has not 8 legs and 6 eyes
>needs tech to spreading webs

fpbp

He is a robot, he is a cop. He is a Robocop

He has to return (get back) home (to the future)
Tard

its his present not the future idiot

>Arthur and the Invisibles
Because it's an invisible society type of thing from a grown person's perspective
>Evan Almighty
It's a sequel retard, what else are they going to call it. And the main character is in touch with God just like the first movie

>>Arthur and the Invisibles
>Because it's an invisible society type of thing from a grown person's perspective
Why not call it the Minimals in the title? If "Invisibles" makes so much sense, why don't they say THAT in the movie?
>>Evan Almighty
>It's a sequel retard, what else are they going to call it.
That's not my problem. I'm just stating as fact, that the title does not make sense for the movie.

>That's not my problem
Wow. Rude.

The Mercy Killing of Jesse James By His Only Friend Robert Ford.

On a more serious note, Romeo Must Die. He is jokingly referred to as "Romeo" once near the end of the movie, and he is at the bottom of both fiction's skill lists.

The present is the future.

Arthur, yeah sure, you have a good point. But Evan Almighty? Get fucked. Not only did it need to market itself as a sequel to Bruce Almighty. And he becomes pretty fucking important and significant

>that the title does not make sense for the movie.
Yes it does. God literally gives him the powers to reenact Noah's arc. And it's the same god as from Bruce Almighty.
You ever notice how literally no one other than you has ever had a problem with that title? Maybe you're the problem

>Yes it does. God literally gives him the powers to reenact Noah's arc.
But he does not become Almighty.

>Not only did it need to market itself as a sequel to Bruce Almighty.
It didn't need to market itself as anything. Its such a shitty movie it didn't even need to get made.

Die Hard

I was expecting something really edgy and gorey.
All I got was Home Alone with grownups.

Oh, you could've just said you were an assblasted child

>Why not call it the Minimals in the title?
In my country is called Arthur and the Minimals. Shit title anyway.
>Die Hard
This. Sounds like a porno.

True Grit.
Film wasn't gritty at all. I was genuinely so down to watch a gritty slow western and then... yeah

The old one or the new one with The Big Lebowski guy starring?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arthur_3:_The_War_of_the_Two_Worlds
This exists.

There Will Be Blood.
The movie was good, but i was kinda disappointed because i went in blind and in the end there wasn't as much blood as i was expecting