Here's your horror movie bro

>here's your horror movie bro

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This was really really hilarious. Especially the part where they put the guy in a fucking sea park.

Body horror and mindbreak into a primal state just freaks the fuck out of me so idk if i'd find this funny

not enough sexual horror

This was one of the worst films I have ever seen. Goddamn it was bad.

so how did the skin not rotten?
why the fuck did they put him in a sea park and why the fuck did he eat raw fish?

Hey alan
have sex or you'll turn into walrus

MEENNNNNNNNNN

I liked it. Pretty comfy.

I heard for years how bad this movie was. Caught it one day, thought it was fucking awesome. I just think people weren't expecting what they got. Great dialogue!

This, never understood why Yea Forums seems to hate it so much. Very unique movie

Because it's a bad movie

Can someone give me a quick rundown?

what movie

kevin smith should be arrested for this crime against humanity

Tusk, fren.

tusk

paul blart

Johnny Depp fucking drops this thing from below average to absolute trash.

Lol how have I not heard of this

>film is called Tusk
>finale sequence plays Tusk by Fleetwood Mac
bravo Smith

ah. well at least that question won't bugger me anymore, thank you user.

All Kevin Smith movies are good. You are just faggots.

It was a good movie except for the Johnny Depp scenes.

Kevin Smith thought he could pull off a horror movie. He can't.

it was great except for johnny depp

they hate it bc it was made by Kevin S.

Somebody should stream that movie. It seems too awful and/or depressing to watch alone.

>I am the walrus
>I AM THE WALRUS
>shot the fuck up, Donnie
>Lenin. V.I. Lenin
>Vladimir.
>Ilyich.
>Ulyanov.

I didn't mind the absurdist body horror, but the J.Depp "subplot" was completely pointless and cringe-worthy. Ruined otherwise mediocre movie

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Justin Long gets kindapped by a psycho and gets surgically transformed into a walrus.
In a totally unrelated story line - J.Depp is doing a bad Inspector Clouseau impression that has nothing to do with anything.The end.

If you think they must've been high to think of this - that's exactly how it happened. They were goofing off and pitching a dumb movie idea during K.Smiths podcast. Then made an actual movie from it.

I love this movie just for how it was conceptualized

really? cause it turns me on a lot

I had respect for Kevin Smith for making this gem until he said he liked the Rose Tico love speech in TLJ.

This is the "funniest" scene in the movie
I dare you to watch it whole without thinking of a suicide
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>why yes I am trans, how could you tell?

>5 minutes of camera A camera B

yeah i know its ridiculous but it really is a horrific concept

In terms of horror movies, this and Red State are at least compelling and interesting concepts compared to a wretched pile of shit like The Nun or the Annabelle movies. Hell I'd take this over whatever Jordan Peele is planning to miscarry

yoga hosers and jersey girl are fucking abominable, the porn movie is pretty bad too. other than that pretty good though.

>All Kevin Smith movies are good. You are just faggots.
Shut up Kevin, you fat fuck

Slowburn bone chillin kino

Good connection of the tubing. Why wouldn't you put a walrus in it's natural habitat?

Imagine that walrus trying to piss and his bicep starts to twitch instead.

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When I first saw this I thought they'd never put him in a zoo in real life, but with the way we treat trannies, I know now that they would.

how does one come up with such a movie idea

iirc it was born from a joke someone made on his podcast, then he let people vote if he should really make a movie about it