Galaxy's Edge is dea-

Disney literally paid people to attend the Solo premiere. Does someone here seriously believe they wouldn't do this again with their failing them park attraction with nothing good?

This. Fuck Disney Mom Discord

cope what of course there are gonna be people the first week theres plenty of tourists on the east coast

>children waiting in line at 3AM

Source? Don't link me to infowars or the daily caller.

Sauce is /pol/

We got too cocky/pol/bros, sjws win again.

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Almost like people weren't going because it was in the middle of the hottest fucking summer in history and not because Star Wars is dead

But that couldn't possibly be the case because that would mean Yea Forums was wrong and Yea Forums has never been wrong before

mumbrella.com.au/solo-a-marketing-disaster-story-519700

>After Scott Rhodie received a $77 ticket to watch Solo: A Star Wars Story three hours before anyone else in Australia, he was more than a little disappointed after he realised 400 of the 500-strong crowd were paid actors.

>implying these fuckers aren't all Disney employees

This

It's hilarious watching the retards on /pol/ freak out about it every year and then get disappointed because it's literally just wind and rain but thankfully their tiny brains forget and they do it again and again and again

Imagine being the only fucker to pay for it

Holy shit go the fuck to work. Get a job. Why are you waiting in line for a theme park at 3am on a work day

did they build 2 of them?

How much is the pay? i want to be a full time disney shill

They're at work. Most of them are paid actors.

Yes. One is California and one In Florida. Both are carbon copies of each other with barely any differences. But neither is fully completed at this time.

Yes the one that first bombed is in Californina and the next bomb opened in Florida now

I would honestly rather it not completely eat shit, because I had planned on going in a few years, and hoped they would have unfucked it by then.

It's the first day of course soiboys will be there. Show us a 3am screenshot 4 weeks from now. Also /pol/ is never wrong

The first one was open at their smaller Disney Land park. Basically a trial run for the one they're opening at the actual Disney World park in Orlando.

>park rey got upgraded

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Reminder that Disney is locking all the shit initially promised for Galaxy's Edge (aliens and droids interacting with guests, live events, etc) behind an additional paywall that starts at $3000.

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Unironically true, Florida is built around hurricanes but it would be based if it destroyed Star Wars land.

>/pol/ are retards
>I goto /pol/

I got some bad news for you sweetie.

Yep, one is already billions in the red and now they have opened a second one so they can lose a few billions more

Whoa! Look at all these 'influencers'!!! Totally not dead!

the mouse has too much money to burn if they're building the same exhibit in multiple places now.

who is this semen demon

>going to muggy swamp florida
lol no thanks I’ll stay in cali

can you go inside the millennial falcon?

Disneyland is normally packed in the summer the fuck are you talking about?
It was only ever random weekdays 20 years ago that would be dead

I would walk out of the showing as soon as I realized

>literally out the park and halfway to boardwalk

wew lad

Park Rey got THICC-ish.