This looks objectively delicious. Fuck the pretentious idiots who think otherwise

This looks objectively delicious. Fuck the pretentious idiots who think otherwise

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What a flyover opinion.

>This looks objectively delicious.
the absolute state of americans

>cheese falling off in clumps
>that much bread
Post body and dilate

always retarded cavemen calling everything pretentious lol

Nothing wrong with pizzas with a nice and thick base and crust

sure but would you actually eat the whole thing?

yasss, enjoy!

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agreed. remember these are people who dab their pizza with a napkin and use a fork and knife to eat it

He ordered a thin pizza. That's not a thin pizza.

it's thin by the restaurant's standards

Looks like a very excessive bomb of fat, salt and sugar.

I can ser why Americans are into it

Disagree. Nice thin crispy crust with low sauce and a lot of cheese (that stays on the slice). Preferably meat lovers or true Hawaiian

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The point of ordering food is literally the fact that you want to get stuffed and ideally not even being able to eat the whole thing. Imagine how cucked one must be to order a dish and still be hungry after finishing it

im terrified to see what a thick pizza looks like then, holy shit

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Absorbing the grease off a pizza is actually smart (can cut around 70 calories from a slice) but eating pizza with a knife and fork is a cardinal sin

whatever, child

i don't want pizza grease on my keyboard

>flyovers talking about pizza

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>literal raw undercooked dough
>cooked so low that the cheese didn't even get one single golden mark, closer to microwaved cheese
>sausage looks like it was just boiled instead of in the oven
>because of the low temperature the sausage just rendered out the fat/oil instead of browning and staying juicy
>tomato sauce dried out and evaporated because of the long low temp
>three fingers thick and called a thin pizza
>"""objectively delicious"""
you have to be a Walmart subhuman to think it's good

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undercooked pizza is god tier

The dough was raw, that's distusting and doesn't taste good.

I don't mind that it's slobby and greasy, but he points out of it's raw and that makes it a terrible 'za

This looks objectively delicious. Fuck the pretentious idiots who think otherwise

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