Hey user! can I come over later for Netflix & chill later? ;)

youtube.com/watch?v=KBqjL3dRkHo
based

>watching movies with women

the moment a woman comes to my apartment, I give her a quick tour, sit on the couch with her and offer to make her coffee (9/10 times they say no because they are in just as much of a hurry to start fucking), then I have some small talk with her for a few minutes to relax her then I start kissing her and we move straight to the bedroom

There is literally ZERO need for entertainment, I don't even turn on the TV when a woman comes over.

I have fucked 34 women in my life and have literally never once watched a tv show or movie with one

I only watch the finest kinos, I don't need a walking fuckhole distracting me with stupid questions or rooting for the wrong side as I enjoy kino and analyze them (my IQ is 155)

>using torrent
is this shit still a thing? I thought it was just a meme from the past. People really don't have 10 dollars for a monthy subscription or a blu ray? How the fuck are these poorfags on the internet? A internet subscription costs money

>"daddy" shirt
do females actually do that

>implying you'll be watching anything while sucking my cock while I'm watching Barman Beyond

>fucking him at the drop of a hat
read the post again liberal

>Barman Beyond

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>another retarded anti-torrent and pro-kikestreaming service thread

Anybody mind checking these doubles?

this deserves my (You)

based and truthpilled, all women are whores and that's a fact

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It may be because I'm an ESL fag, but a girl calling the guy she's fucking "daddy" sounds so sickening to me.
I wonder what Freud would make of it.

Fuck off, I'm going to do this today with a grill, and it's gonna be great.

>I don't need a walking fuckhole distracting me with stupid questions or rooting for the wrong side as I enjoy kino and analyze them (my IQ is 155)

This. Women only root for whoever Chad or the media root for, they have no moral compass or mind of their own

How do you get them to agree to go back with you?

>be me
>take out my phone
>say "OK Google, yatse movie search Transformers"
>look at my TV, use the yatse app on my phone to select which Transformers film I want to watch that evening
>the torrent is automatically chosen based on my preferences
>wait 10-15 seconds while the initial cache is filled ( I set a larger cache than usual because I live in the mountains)
>watch Transformers
>if I want I can press T to toggle the automatically downloaded subs from Opensubtitles or Subscene

Subscene I find it better for TV subs, OS for movies

Its means one of 3 things
>they got raped by their dad or step dad
>they never met their dad
>their dad abandoned the family

>t.seething roastie

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Based

>be 32 and fat
>still able to pull women in
>recently fucked a 20 year old that was very orally inclined
>only watch movies with them after nut is busted

Life’s been good to me so far.

I CAN AFFORD A NETFLIX SUBSCRIPTION BECAUSE I WORK AT MACDONALDS!!!!!

Imagine paying for a streaming service because some larping tranny(white male) called you a poorfag.
Also, post your twitter, if it says "viral social media marketer" you owe me a blowjob.

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>he gave head to a fat girl he didn't know

grim af

>wanting a blowjob from a tranny

last time i tried watching shit with a bitch it was the last kingdom with some hoe and she kept staring at her phone and said alfred the great had a "gay haircut" so i kicked her dumb ass to the curb

>be 32
stopped reading there
get off Yea Forums you old cunt

The silver lining about being a incel is that I don't have to put up with any of this. My mommy is the only woman I'll ever need.

>tfw edating and comfy rabbit streams
>now no more rabbit
WTF

gen x and y made this place, zoomers belong on reddit.

>"you want to watch a movie?"
>pull up passthepopcorn and download the latest blu-ray release in 4k quality
>go get some wine from the wine fridge
>the download is done when I get back because I have a 2GBit internet
>turn on my wide screen 4K television
>fall into my cushy velvety couch
>expensive surround sound speaker system starts blasting Dolbi Atmos
>she's sucking my dick before even the opening scene is over

>lmao people pay for computer bytes

it literally takes me less time to dl a Torrent and see a movie than installing netflix, majing an account, verifying email, adding credit card, pating subscription and then looking at the catalogue at movies i HATE, movies that are absolutely SHIT and I can't stand.

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Dab on them

How do you even decide which movie to watch?
I brought a girl over and put on Crank and she left halfway through.

Thank you for all you do Honkler.

What mode is this?

Legalize rape

Cringcel.

This is a meem done by a virgin that has never interacted with a woman, do you think is gonna be accurate

Not him but I follow the same path, but with a beer or wine instead of coffee.

I use Tinder and bumble to chat them up for a day or two, ask them out to a happy hour date at a bar, have a few drinks together and have general get to know you talk. Always leads to going back to hers or my apartment (prefer going to hers so I can leave on my own).

I used to think I had game and I was special but now I realize women are whors.

You ALWAYS pick a funny romcom. Don’t be an idiot like me who put The Decsent on thinking the scary movie will make them wanna cuddle. Slap some hitch on.

>ask what movie friend wanna watch
>download it
>takes couple mins because i live in first world country and not third world shithole like america where people don't even have decent internets
>watch the movie

>can I come over later for Netflix & chill later? ;)
I don’t hang out with retards

>sweaty
why do retards keep writing "sweetie" like that?

Is that your girlfriend or it rejected you too.

you know you could just download the movie in advance, instead of waiting until she comes over
but your kind isnt too smart

>tinder slut says she's down for netflix and chill
>tell her we can chill, but I cancelled netflix because I never watched anything on it
>she says we can use her account
>stifle a groan
>she comes over, we just drink and fuck, never log onto her netflix
>time passes, she says she wants to netflix and chill again
>ask her why don't we just go to the bar and see what sort of trouble we can get into
>she says nah
>comes over, we drink and fuck, never log onto netflix again
What strange games we play.

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I just go to one of those free streaming sites and watch anything I want instantly because I’m not a fucking retard

it angers the right losers

You should know by now it's just a shitty excuse to have sex.

Use your ps4 to access movie sites like losmovies. No need to download anything, takes about the same amount of time it does to log into a Netflix account and there’s an unlimited amount of movies to choose from. I don’t know why more people don’t do this.

I'm well aware, I would just appreciate some intellectual honesty and someone to hang out with. I'm exceedingly lonely, I don't have any male friends and the women in my life, excepting my mother, just keep me around to plow their sloppy holes.

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cause those sites are usually full of malware injection shit. guess it doesnt matter on ps4

>>I'm well aware, I would just appreciate some intellectual honesty and someone to hang out with. I'm exceedingly lonely, I don't have any male friends
Well, that must suck.
>Tfw recently went to a friend's place three times in a week to cook some nice dinner, watch LOTR and drink

Gonna have to break character for a change and admit I've done this before and it cost me some decent tail. Just get a Netflix account or a proper movie collection. Wasting time browsing for movies is legitimately a pussy desiccant, gentlemen. OP is based.

Obsession

You're such a fuccin dweeb holy shit, man. Clueless.

the feeling man girl shouldn't have hair she should be bald like the feeling man

>and would fuck a woman for nothing
exactly
men are supposed to be the sluts of humanity, it's unattractive when a chick does it

Netflix marketing department can't meme.

Nice dubs but I believe user would prefer if the slut just said she wanted to fuck

If all women are whores, how many times have you taken advantage of that? It would be pretty sad to believe that all women are whores and yet still not get laid. Its like starving in a grocery store. Pathetic as fucking shit.

my friend actually pays me to use my internet. he'll bring beer buy and hang out and watch a movie while he uses his ps4 for updates and i'll download him a movie or three, and then when he leaves gives me a few bucks

grocery stores don't sell used goods

why are americans always making food comparisons

Real niggas have a library of blurays and dvds full of kino shit.

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t. virgins and retards

>most of the time the name is fake
what is this? 1999 Kazaa?

Unironically this.
>not having an eclectic catalog of films for any occasion

I've never had that happen outside of porn.

>while we’re waiting for the torrent to download, why dont we get to know each other a little more

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What wicked webs we weave.

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>malware injection shit
All they do is open up links in new tabs when you click on something, all you have to do is close these tabs and then continue. Your computer doesn’t get injected with viruses or anything, I’ve been doing it for years.

based

>mid 2000s
>with girlfriend
>burning her a cd
>have other music playing while we're getting heavy on my bed
>embarrassing song i forgot i downloaded comes on
>break off to go change it
>she gets mad for fucking no reason

>ugh he's actually putting the disc in the player! i just wanted to have sex! yikes! cringe! what an incel!

As opposed to spending that time never finding anything on shitflix.

dummie, net&chill is like lets go to X place. she knows what will happen, if she does not refuse to go, it means shes down. the game is easy.

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> hes putting the disc in the player when he should be putting his cock in my cunt, eurgh!

>left

How?

I literally put on that Family Guy Stewie movie one time and we ended up fucking right away, its supposed to just be backround noise

This

You've never downloaded a movie?

> used goods
nobody even talks like this. Even my orthodox rabbi would never call a whore "used goods" and it's not a sin bad enough to prevent a person from marrying them in the eyes of god. So stfu and have sex incel.

babby want yous

be less obvious next time

Shut up kike and get in the oven

Imagine not fucking a girl even though you watched a whole movie together.

based and clownpilled

I refuse to watch kino's with whores

I'm trying to help you goyim. We feel responsible for the incel epidemic and are trying to make amends here.

Yes, women are whores and they'll fuck you for watching a move. It's seriously that easy, and most of them are fuckinng social media addicted retards with daddy issues; e.g. they like being choked. Are we done here?
>something something respect me for loving casual sex bigot

Did you know that they fuck dogs sometimes? There are more dogs that had sex with women than there are incels.

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>Bitch do you see what that is? That is my muthafuckin 55 inch kinostation and that shelf there holds all the kinos in this apartment and you wanna watch Prison break from nutflex? I got fuckin mean girls on bluray. Matter fact, fuck you bitch there's the door get the fuck out Imma watch "The great escape". Bet yo pussy aint even half as good as that.

from the websites I've bookmarked, it's 99% brown girls with farm animals and big dogs, and 1% white girls with big dogs and small dogs.

She "saw the time" and had to "get back" for "work tomorrow".
Dishonest. Didn't contact her again.

WHITE
GIRLS
FUCK
DOGS

based and blackpilled

>ask her about movies before we get back to mine
>download it on my phone's torrent client in true 1080p
>the visuals make her sopping wet as I press my hard cock against her was
>we fugg
>she asks how I got the movie later
>say I pirated it
>she thinks I'm a bad boy
>sucks my cock
>asks me to stay the night
>say "sorry I'm a rolling stone"
>roll the fuck out of bed and into my 2008 Jetta sport
>bust out of there

Sorry loser but chad torrents.

that's the porn end of it I've been collecting local news stories about dogfucking in the US Canada and the UK tho and it's a thing with multiple incidents each year Canada even legalized dogfucking

...

this must be the lowest of the low of all shill campaigns on this websites.

Goddammit y'all are retarded. If you haven't realized that inceldom is a Jewish trick yet then you are massively fucking retarded. Who do you think wants you removed from 'society' and from the gene pool too? Think about it dumbshits.

Breed, reproduce, ensure that our next generation isn't a bunch of mixbreed fucks.

Thank you. We really need to bring this back along with post ratings. 0/10, OP.

Guys, how can you invite girls to your place? Aren't you embarassed having sex when your mom's home?

>kikes are disobedient to god
a surprise to no one

incels won't have sex with fat or ugly white women they won't have sex with single mom's either they aim for the unrealistic unicorn gf that they saw in their animes and they never get one they turn 30 their fucking social skills have compltely atrofied and they are nervous and mental wrecks.

My mum minds her own business if she knows what's good for her.

isn't it embarrassing that whenever i have sex your mom is home

Usually I wrap a towel over them and hit them over the head with a hammer before bringing to see mommy.

where does it say anything about premarital sex in the bible goy?

>unrealistic
are you saying all women are whores?
>social skills
you mean "not caring that women are whores"?

>atrofied

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Why do whites make this face?

how can one man be so based

>the bible

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Are you implying that all women are whores?

>movie night, time to go to freemoviewatch.com

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Ah I love fridays
Back to the comfy place all for myself
No more nagging girlfriend

if all women are whores should one just give up and not have sex or reproduce?

Not true. I decided to shag whatever I could get for a year and it just made me despise women even more when you realise how desperate and easy they are.

>when he plugs the HDMI cord from his laptop to his TV
I can literally feel my pussy drying up.

you fucking slut

I know that feel user. My ex was super naggy and it drove me nuts. I broke up with her and found me a good one. If you can't stand to be with her, you should trade up man.

Why is her mouth so wide?

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I generally just go to 123movies and then spend 120 min complaining about my internet speed.

yes I'm a virgin
yes I live in a basement
no I have not watched a movie with a real woman

>he doesn't just watch on free movie sites with friends using Rabb.it
fuck I miss it bros

obviously to accommodate black bulls

I didn't have a girlfriend, but I did have a girl who would get mad to hear me say that. This isn't the mitch hedberg joke, she was a clingy.
It's true, the way to keep a girl faithful is to be unavailable, she hasn't "won you" so she won't stray.

Based but I prefer Putlocker

would you not breed this hog to save the white race?

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Putlocker a shit

So you are basically me, except for the fact that you are a virgin.

Are you trying to tell me you guys don’t have at least one 2tb hdd filled with kino tv/movies?

When they come over "for a movie" or netflix i dont even get to turn on the tv before we fuck so i dont see the problem here

see, there's always these strings of attachment.
I would, and even stay with her for the 9 months, but afterwards I'm leaving her or killing her or something so the kid can grow up normal.
>dad i'm hungry
>me too i'll see you in the morning, we can make it
But noo you have to let the whale have the human child. Teach it to overindulge at every moment like some king in the 1600s.

>register for illegal streams

No.

illegal?

How can user in his 20s afford his own place?

>registering for putlocker
How many pyramid schemes are you still waiting on, user?

My first date was with someone in my class. She hadn't seen the Dark Crystal so we watched at my place. It was on for about five minutes before she kissed me.

He's having more sex than you, you know

just get a grinder and suck old guy's cocks for extra cash

Streaming isn't illegal in my country. As long as it's only in volatile storage it's okay.

>incels think 'getting laid' is settling for a fat ugly whore

You know you can improve yourself to the point where you can have standards right?

Probably not.

Reminds me of pissed Donald Duck i cant stop laughing

don't talk about your mother like that

> You know you can improve yourself to the point where you can have standards right?

so why did you become a tranny then? Fags and trannies are weak incels who didn't make it. Any incel could jsut give up and have sex with men today if he wanted to.

Only closer case homos have "standards" !!!FACT!!!

Unless you suddenly happen upon loads of money, then no. Guys don't dictate the dating standards, user. If they did, you wouldn't be here.

>You know you can improve yourself to the point where you can have standards right?

I'm at my max potential and still can't get laid. I will be a wizard soon.

that's just moving goal posts. it's not fair, these guys try so hard, meet the bar, and then get told "no sorry that doesn't count"
men shouldn't do that to other men unless they're all on equal footing in a setting where it's a prank. but leading a guy along for that biological urge, completion, satisfaction, and finality of acceptance isn't a prank

>Netflix and chill? No, I prefer Plex & sex.

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I'm asking about guys ITT. It seems everyone has their own place.

well me personally my boomer dad got hit by a car when I was a kid and he left me the estate

Have a skill based job.

Does that still work? My last guy I was 17 and he would pay me to jerk him off into my hand.

if by "place" you mean a room in my parents basement, then yes I to have my own place.

(i'm 26 btw)

i used putlocker for OUaTiH the other day and now my cpu antivirus keeps saying im getting attacked

bro just type in "seeking generous daddy to succ" in your profile it'll be a great source of pocket money until you're like 34

Shut up, millennial.

what does "incel" even mean anymore
apparently if you have sex all the time you are still an incel

it means nothing now that the normies and main stream media got a hold of the term.

How fucking retarded are you that it takes 45 mins to find a torrent

>Implying women don't seek the easiest way of getting money
You're stupid, actually. I imagine you're one of those types that tries to convince themselves they are male feminists.

Yes
Thanks to the Jewish media brainwashing men that masculinity is bad this generation of men are spineless pussies leaving many daughters with daddy issues

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Whores (or women as some call them) live life on easy mode.

Sounds like no one wants to watch movies with or fuck you. Stay bitter, virgin

based fuck women. They are all whores.

based hyperbolic woman brain
this is TOTALLY the way it happens EVERY TIME

Islam is the future brother, western sharia soon

YASSSSSS KING
DRAG THESE ROASTIES

إن شاء الله

TL note: إن شاء الله means in shaa allah

you doin' yer desert religions in here again?

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Or all of the above

They dont fuck you cause you sat through the movie with them. They're using the movie as an excuse for physical contact

wow, you sure disproved his point... not

>"viral social media marketer"

Please user, they're called "influencers"

Had this tard in 6th grade who wore pink shorts with "daddy" on the ass. I was like what the fuck

women aren’t funny lol

Based no seed box user

>she doesn’t know
oh sweaty no... that’s gonna be a yikes from me

fuck off 9fag nig.

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Hope she sees this king

(You)

>not scraping both PTP and BTN so that you always have a perfect offline mirror
Fucking plebs.

>You're stupid, actually. I imagine you're one of those types that tries to convince themselves they are male feminists.

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>netflix and chill
>not weed and seed
pleben

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imagine not attracting woman like there is a dick on your magnet

based fellow weed smoker

*weed vapist

double based. You're doing great today kid.

>he doesn't have a huge NAS filled with kino

>not using Ombi to easily type in any movie or show and have it automatically download via VPN a quality private torrent meeting your exact file quality limits, appearing quickly on your Plex dashboard for easy playback anywhere in the world

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Man I wish I was based

>WAAA GETTING SEX IS TOO HARD
>WAAA GETTING SEX IS TOO EASY
Well which one is it?

Go on cytube

who are you quoting

Recovering HIV patient.

Do American girls really...

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>I only watch the finest kinos, I don't need a walking fuckhole distracting me with stupid questions or rooting for the wrong side as I enjoy kino and analyze them (my IQ is 155)

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As a guy studying to be a teacher, my fellow female classmates sometimes upload instagram stories with DADDY filters on their faces or shirts, so yes.

Wow what a chad thread! Who knew Yea Forums was the home of slayers!

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>Move to new town in a new state.
>Decide to check out the local cumdumps on fetlife.
>Find 21 year old who doesn't look bad.
>Her profile says she loves horror movies and offensive memes.
>Mitebcool
>Invite her over to watch a movie.
>Tell her I have Amazon, Hulu, Netflix
>"Do you have Shudder?"
>No, what's that?
>"It's like Netflix but for only horror movies. Download it and I'll give you my login info."
>Sweet.
>See they have the Nightmare on Elm Street series.
>"I've never seen any of them, user."
>Nigger, what? But you claim to love horror movies. Fucking zoomers.
>We watch the first one.
>"It's a bit campy but I like it a lot. Some of those effects were fantastic!"
>Surprisingly good answer for a zoomer girl.
>She says she wants to watch Chernobyl.
>We watch it and love it.
>She sucks my cock and leaves.
>Fucking ghosts my ass.

It's been two weeks and it still kinda stings lads. But at least I still have her Shudder account login and password. They have Todd and the book of pure evil on there, it's pretty good.

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do you guys just invite these zoomer borads to your appartment like that for sex? No coffee date first?

>look for casual sex
>get casual sex
>disappointed it was only casual sex

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Hello grandad, first day on the internet?
Nobody bothers with first dates better to get straight to it.

man i wish i was based

I was hoping she'd stick about for a little while and watch kino with me. She had good taste for a grill. Maybe my sex game wasn't up to par, it had been a year and I was rusty as hell.

Yeah, I cut out the middleman. I'm too cheap and impatient to play games. I invite them over to watch movies, have them bring a large pizza from Domino's and a 44oz icy cold Dr. Pepper from the nearest gas station.

That was if it doesn't end in sex at least I got pizza and DP.

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>. I invite them over to watch movies, have them bring a large pizza from Domino's and a 44oz icy cold Dr. Pepper from the nearest gas station.

ah yes you're that based Dr.Pepper dude from yesterdays incel thread.