What's your plan for surviving the Joker Screening?

Living in England ;)

*truck crashes your path*

I will simply do the secret Yea Forums sign, identifying myself as one of us, as the shooter enter the theater.

so basically just being yourself

A clown is someone dressed funny who does tricks n shit
A joker is someone who jokes.
Basically, clowns are specific, but anyone can be a joker

ask your mom's pussy

He wont but I'm maybe will

H-Haha that's not funny user after TDKR

I’ll have my falcon scout the theater for the designated shooter
I’ll also get a quadruple order of crab legs so I can form some sort of makeshift armor from the carapace
If worst comes to worst I’ll pull the “outside food and drinks” alarm, which should call in the Theatre SWAT and override any designated shooter protocol

@everyone
dilate

Gonna dress as Superman. He won’t bother shooting me knowing that Superman is bullet proof.

You can't be shot if you're already the designated shooter. What if two shooters show up at the same screening?

Incelption

Same penetrating rounds? Same penetrating rounds. A Bromance ignites in the wild passion of a mass shooting.

is anyone seriously still going to see this movie now? its impossible to enjoy the film at this point with the shooter meme being repeated over and over. I wouldn't even risk it at this point

why does the joker fucks black girls?

WRONG!
paint yourself like the joker
Dress like the joker
Move like the joker
Talk like the joker.
Join the revolution comrades

Wear a red nose.

>t. Disney employee

Because she is cute.

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I've begun making a full body levlar armored suit like the one in Rampage.
If my estimations are correct, I should be ready by the end of next month.
So I'll most likely survive but it depends on the shooter's equipment. If it's a bazooka or grenade lanucher I'm done for.

>What's your plan for surviving the Joker Screening?
Wake up in the morining and go to earliest screening of the movie.

I cannot wait for the Joker to drop. I am going to see the movie once a day, every day for the first month it is released. Who will I bring with me, you ask? My LEGALLY PERMITTED concealed-carry handgun, that's what. And every day I go, I will pray for an incel to attempt a shooting. That's when I will swiftly pull out my gun and fire, killing him with one shot because I've been training for this. "End of the road for you, clown." The audience cheers. I am the movie now. The women fondle me, engage with their mouths. I cannot wait for Joker's release. I truly can't.

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I'll dress as the heath ledger Joker so the shooter knows I'm based.

I'm going for a shooting as part of the experience. If I have not been shot at by the end of the movie I'll demand my money back.

post pic about shootings warning

>I cannot wait for Joker's release
What about your own release? You forgot to mention that.

I'll just wear my favorite GAMER t-shirt to show him I'm on his side

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One of my favorite new pastas. Too bad it wasn't built for longevity.

Wait what happened

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If the shooting starts just stand up and start laughing really loudly while grabbing your hair. That way the shooter knows you're one of him and he will spare you.

They finally have sex. Conflict resolved.

If i am the shooter ive nothing to fear

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I'm watching on opening night to die, I'll be very disappointed if I'm not shot.

dude you don't have gf so calm down

Based and Falconpilled

Go to an elderly people city. Probably will get a nearly empty room that tempts no clowns.

>Dress in nerdy clothes

How you dress has nothing to do with how attractive you are, it's the face, height and bone structure what matters.

If you fear an incel killing you because not being one, cut off your legs, fuck up your face and corrode your bones

>Jokers not going to murder an audience right?
But user, that's the chaos component right there!

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>one lone bomber at the screening - 1:10,000
>two sepererate bombers at the screening - 1:10,000,000
Protip : always carry your own bomb, it's way safer

>flick set in 80s
>darkies everywhere probably 95 % population
>darkie gf
>tv glorifies it as the new taxi driver.
>

just yell sneed and ur good

Word is pleonasm or just simply pointing it is redundant

more like redundancy really

should I take my gf to this? We've been dating for a little over a month and she thinks that I'm totally normal and well adjusted.

Clowncels wouldn't shoot up an IMAX screening would they? People that want to properly experience this kino?

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Most actual incels are left wing

Go watch the film at 9 am on Thursday morning a week after the premiere

If you bring a girl she will be murdered by the incels.

I will protect her from the incels. I know incels and their way she will not be harmed.

I don't think this will be a blockbuster. All of you should just go to the late night viewing in your theatres maybe you'll find your fellow Yea Forums bro's and have some good sex after

This is the movie that will finally get 4channel shut down, isn’t it? Archived threads upon threads of incriminating discussions. Its over if one incel rises up, fuck

Damn, I haven’t listened to that song in a long time.

>Disney shill LARPing a mass shooting to affect the box office