Chani

Can't decide whether she's cute or average

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what did that jihadist plan?

Did they give her purple eyes? Bros... muh deek

I hope they use the lynch ost

shes fucking gross and wears 10 lbs of makeup

Her eyes will be blue though

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So chad chalamet can cuck manlet spiderboy whatever his name is.

Tell me of your homewold, Usul.

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never liked that, isnt spice orange? they should have orange eyes
only the ones that drink the water of life should've been blue

into the trash it goes

>not making the whites blue.
user did you even read the books?
The spice alternative made the Honored Matres' eyes orange when they got angry.

Weinstein got her a career, the ((progressives)) think people like her.

>Why?
Why not? She looks alright in the pic you posted. Those photos of her looking ugly don't count for much as the makeup people will doll her up for the movie, and Chani was never deserved as an absolutely gorgeous 10/10 thicc hottie. REEEEing over the actress they cast not being attractive enough just exposes your own autistic waifu obsession.

*never described

>chad
Giraffe necked ratfaced Jew isn’t cucking anyone, least of all a gay kid who would rather do Thor than MJ...

She's literally perfect for the role

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any child that's from a coalburner "union" needs to be executed.

How much you wanna bet they ditch the blue-within-blue spice eyes because it's too "caucasian"?

Why not? She looks like a sandperson to me

The director is Denis, it will be done right

Barbora Kodetová looks better.

You're going to lose that bet.

too waterfat to be a fremen

>Barbora Kodetová
>wanting some big titted cow milf to play a young dehydrated desert girl
???

I guess I should've said "looked" better.

> she

to secure the zoomer audience. just look at euphoria. it got away with tons of problematic shit just because she was the lead.

the entire eye is blue though

>David Lynch is directing Dune, I'm sure it will be kino, what could go wrong? Look at Elephant man!
- anons in 1983

>it's real
imdb.com/title/tt1160419/

I want to give her my water iykwim

Lynch's Dune was amazing though

I want to feed her my stillsuit-filtered urine, if you understand what I'm hinting at.

it was one of those fucking bizarre late 70/early 80s movies that makes very little sense, has god awful pacing, and is barely watchable by today's standards.

americans consider arabs white

do stillsuits recycle cum too?

Lynched

no, we don't. there just aren't enough of them in enough places to be statistically relevant enough to warrant their own national census category.

i watched it in my teens and before reading the book, it made total sense and i rewatch it at least every other year. its a great movie

I got the dvd in 98 and it broke my heart when the DVD decayed. I used to watch it every two years.

To be fair it's not like you can get the spice eyes naturally, though. They're supposed to be "blue within blue" and not just the iris.

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Yes

Then theres the honored matres.

Some Arabs are white

As long as Irulan and Jessica are white I don't give a fuck

Actually the colour of spice be to be that clear, in the guild navigator tank its referred to as orange, however spice essence has been referred to as violet in Children Of Dune for a fresh spice eruption so pure spice could be blue which may explain the eyes

Actual Arabs from Arabia are not, but plenty of people on the wrong side of the Mediterranean are.

Reminder that Chani won't even have 5 minutes of screentime in the first Dune film.

This poster only tells the truth.

This poster only tells lies.

Depends on where they cut it off, though.

I was wondering how they were going to fit everything, is it really going to be split by book?

Yeah. Two parts. Released in separate years. Very bad idea.

They should do two 3 hr parts
Release them both at the same time

>expecting Lynch to make anything other than a Lynch film.
Denis has much more range than Lynch

well she's kinda looks like a weird elf or whatever the fuck

Theatrical movie release is simply a bad format for Dune. Should've went with TV series.

In 1983 he had made
>Eraserhead
>Elephant Man
Lynch only became the Lynch we know because Dune was a failure, at the time it seemed like he could do anything

they are caucasian but not white

is yueh based? i feel that he is

But what about your thighpad poopoo water?

She's fine as Chani.
Just need to blue her eyes and redden her hair a bit.

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Eraserhead and elephant man are still very lynchian wtf movies. Denis has Prisoners / arrival / enemy / sicario, 4 very distinct styles and genres. He is more competent to handle dune, especially with CGI being available.
Good thing Denis is doing a series on the Bene Geserit, springs hope for me to see a series of messiah / children then finally get the kino that is God Emperor

>Paul being a twink is bad
Read the book retard, chalamet looks extremely similar to how paul is described
Or are you just triggered because he played a faggot?

The sclera should be blue too, not white.

He is a cuck

Well that's shit, normies are gonna hate it when the movie just stops in the 2nd act when they're just fucking around and they'll have to wait years for the conclusion.

yes, and Chang Chen is even more based

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>I drew the Muad'Dib in existential crisis lmao

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Nice shitpost.

Its too bad I guess now I’m not going to watch it. I was looking forward to it until now.

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REEEE I'M ROT THE RAITOR IT RAS THAT BENE GESSIRTT WITCH

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Elephant Man has Lynchian stuff but it's dialed back very far. It showed he could do a traditional movie. I think they wanted him because he was good with special effects above all. But yeah Denis has a more diverse catalog, and the failed Dune projects to look at the mistakes of. But we will see

>years
they gonna release it next year after the first movie, whole thing is already shot, they did it lotr style

Dino De Laurentiis made sure making a good Dune adaptation would be impossible. it was lynch's mistake for agreeing to work for them.

Chani is described in the book as very skinny with blue eyes, an elfin face and a full head of tawny red hair. That's it.

Oh thank god. I thought they were going to get a second director to film the second half and it would be a shitshow. I have faith in villenueve

Got me mad, too.
I will give it a chance though depending on trailers and stuff.
If it's just her and she's acting in character it'll be fine.
If it's like a new woke take on chani and there's a frewomen subplot i will burn down the theaters.

Better than her.

Kys, anti-timothee posters are a vocal minority at best and will continue to be so.

>elfin face
nope
>tawny hair
nope

>Good thing Denis is doing a series on the Bene Geserit,
Bad idea. I hope the project fizzles

>springs hope for me to see a series of messiah / children then finally get the kino that is God Emperor
Inshallah, Dune is a one-and-done project.
If you want the sequels, go watch the miniseries.

Imagine harvesting the spice.

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she was so pretty, kino nose

>elfin face
yes, definitely more than Sean Young
>tawny hair
you are aware hair color can be changed?

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>posts pic of zandaya looking like an orc as usual
>bruh look at her elfin face

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show me an orc like this

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Yeah, I'm thinking the casting is based.

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Because of Chani's inferiority to Irulan, which everyone acknowledges tacitly if not openly.

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indeed

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except even pic related has a smaller, less broad nose than zendaya
and smaller, more feminine eyebrows somehow lmao

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>vocal minority
No one likes that aidskike

Where is it noted that Chani is some ultra feminine character? She's a literal skinny sandnig with an elfin face shape and red hair, that's it.

>that guy who always dies in Villeneuve movies

Legitimately not a bad pick. What I'm worried about is that they're going to woke-ify the character and leave out everything about her being Paul's concubine.

I like him, The King was basically like a test shoot for Dune for Paul Atreides, should be good.

Not sure if anyone mentioned this already but just to be sure, the white in her eyes should be blue too. I'll repeat that in case it wasn't completely clear yet. The whites of her eyes should be blue too. I've created a diagram so there can be no confusion as to what "white", "blue", and an "eye" is.

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Lynch's Dune was a fucking abomination and you're a faggot for holding it up as the standard for anything.

What do you think elfin features means? It doesn't mean "technically doesn't look not like an elf"

>doesn't look not

Could you survive the Gom Jabbar, Yea Forums?

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I meant what I said

Certainly. I am human, not an animal.

Of course, I'm very seasoned in fingerboxes

Yes. But I wouldn't put my hand there, I'd put something else.

Based bookfag

Kinda looks like Lena Headey.

what the
FUCK

Irulan is literally a femcel and a cuck.

She's mad because Paul won't give her the dick and make her mother of the Imperial Dynasty and she plots against him and when he "dies" she realizes she loved him all along and dedicates her life to raising Paul and Chani's children

The gom jabbar was a bluff.
If he pulled his hand out, he'd have been fine. The Reverend mother would have shrugged and figured Paul was just another schmuck. Not Quitzhatz material, but worth keeping available for breeding purposes. She would not have killed him.

>*Gasp* "no woman has ever lasted that long"
Implies it's simply an endurance test. Everyone who takes it survives.

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She’s the hot meme actress. There are so many pretty Arab or Hispanic girls if they wanted brown. Waste.

She's also a 10/10 in universe, which is what the original user was referring too.

Spice essence is blue. Spice gas is orange. Spice itself is implied to be dark bluish color.

mmmm
no

Definately, she's not going to assassinate the only heir of the Atreides bloodline just to prove a point, especially since that would have meant her death.

Read the book. Everybody in that room thinks of death. BG don't fuck around. She would have killed Paul and Jessica would make it look like an accident. The reason she compares it with women is because the pain is similar to the spice agony the BG sisters go through, which is less painful than the levels of pain Paul tolerated.

She looks like Joseph Gordon Levitt

My dick wills it

Why do you think Chani needs to look pretty?
Irulan yes for sure, but not Chani

Nah, she was bluffing, Jessica is worried because she's not been initiated as a Reverend Mother so she doesn't know for sure and they're not going to tell anyone else that it is a bluff and risk invalidating the test.

She's not going to kill Paul just for failing a test that men and non-Bene Gesserit aren't even supposed to be subjected too, if YOU read the book, you'll get to the part later where they discuss how valuable the convergence of bloodlines Paul represents is to their breeding program, even if he isn't the daughter the commanded Jessica to bear.

because she's banging some producer so they're gonna shove her down our throat one way or another.

"So what you're saying, Baldrick, is that one form of pain you've never experienced is... slightly worse.. than another form of pain you've never experienced."

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Retard

I've literally started to reread the series about 2 months ago, am at Chapterhouse now.
>Jessica is worried because she's not been initiated as a Reverend Mother
Are you fucking kidding me? What do you think she is, an acolyte? She is a full Reverend Mother, one of the most well trained among all Bene Gesserit because of her role in the BG breeding program, which is why her betrayal to the BG is such an incredible blow mentioned even thousands of years into the future.
>She's not going to kill Paul just for failing a test that men and non-Bene Gesserit aren't even supposed to be subjected too
Mohiam tells Paul men are seldom subjected to the test, that doesn't mean never. Besides, if Paul is an animal in BG terms, he's extremely dangerous to their plans and you would expect BG to terminate that danger immediately. The only reason they allow Paul to live after Jessica's betrayal is the fact that they are not aware of his full potential.
>if YOU read the book, you'll get to the part later where they discuss how valuable the convergence of bloodlines Paul represents is to their breeding program, even if he isn't the daughter the commanded Jessica to bear.
Funny, because at the end of the book when Paul and Feyd duel from Mohiam's point of view, we get a passage that's the equivalent of "even if these two die here, we can still salvage the bloodlines with Feyd's unborn child which one of our BG sisters carry, but what a waste these deaths would be". Of course he's valuable, but they always have a plan b, and as I said above, they would never risk entrusting the role of Kwisatz Haderach to an animal.

>She is a full Reverend Mother
Not at that point of the novel you brainlet.

>I've literally started to reread the series about 2 months ago
This just makes your inability to remember basic parts of the storyline embarrassing.

I prefer laser chani tbqh

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>she is full reverend mother
Holy hell you arent comprehending what you are reading. They have to go through the spice agony to become reverend mothers, and Jessica only does that with the Fremen. She is NOT a reverend mother.
I stopped reading your post there because you are obviously retarded

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is that canon?

yes........ laser canon

Chalamet's jaw is too square for Paul.

For now

For now

I’ve seen lots of white Persians and North Africans, never a white Arab

Tom Holland looks more elfin than her, maybe he should play Chani?

Who is playing her? Tessa Thompson?

Don't even joke like that.

Sorry user, it was gallows humour.

GODDAMMIT, STOP PUTTING THIS NO-TALENT, TITLESS WONDER IN EVERY-FUCKING-THING.

He just won’t admit his /pol/tard nature

post some non-(((...))) chanis

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I'MMMMM
GOOOOOMMMMINGG!!!

I don't think /pol/ posters care. They are too deep in their own asses for that.

horrible

they plan my hangover and not being able into english

isis are dead, arabs are cool now. also bomb Palestine

UGHH MY GOD LOL. DROPPED.

Yeah and this goblin mulatto with the square eyebrows and gorilla nose looks real Arab. Pic related looked far more Arab than this nasty sheboon.
You have shit taste so I'm sure you'll run out and see this right away.

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Will she wear the latex suit?

LOL
Hair covering half her face and tons of makeup covering the rest.

>WE WUZ FREMEZ AND SHEEIT
>WE BEAT THE EMPEROR AND SHEEIT
Absolutely fucking pathetic. They literally cannot help themselves—Liberals must ruin every last single thing to ever be created by the white man. They will not stop until every last thing is in flames.

I bet Tom's ass would look good in a stillsuit. And, I'm completely straight.

SHE ISN'T A FUCKING ARAB!!! IS THIS ENTIRE THREAD FUCKING RETARDED?! IT'S CLEAR FROM LOOKING AT HER FOR A TENTH OF A SECOND THAT SHE IS A MULATTO WITH A GIANT APE NOSE YOU FUCKING MORONS!!!!!

>this is white in america

Test me, reverend mommy.

>literally perfect
why do the SJW's make themselves so obvious?

She doesn't even need to look that arab.
Just some kind of shade of brown, it's far in the future and the zensunni travellers do come from buddhism and islam, but they've were roaming around, changing and mixing along the way.
Arab actors are probably a decent fit for fremen characters, but fremens aren't modern day arabs.

Shut the fuck up, apologist SJW fag. You are the target market that enables this kind of shit. You are trash and should go into a fire alongside this reboot.

She's described as having red hair though. Nice attempt at shilling otherwise.

>sjw fag
I am going to lynch you one day mutt.

Fremens are Bedouins you buttbag

Because they don’t want my money, apparently. Fine with me

why they have a chinese man but not a single black actor (zendaya doesn't count because she's biracial)
this cast needs idris

Fremen were Fremen.
It's tens of thousand years into the future.
They most likely have bedouin ancestry, like many other ancestries.
Fremen trace their origins to the Zensunni wanderers, nomadic practitioners of a mix of buddhism and islam. They were on many differnet worlds before Arrakis and then they met up there.
Even if they had been a homogenous bedouin group that left earth, they would've changed over that time so a bedouin actor wouldn't be perfectly representing the fremen, but probably still the best case.

here's your janey my dude

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kys

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>Sean Young was in Blade Runner and Dune.
>Denis Villeneuve remaking Dune and directed a sequel to Blade Runner.

I think we have a stalker.

Physical beauty isn't a rarity in the universe though. You can order yourself a 10/10 from the bene gesserit anytime you want

shouldve cast brittany venti instead

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I think she'd be worse, but she's not terrible.
For Fremen you have a fairly wide selection, caucasian or partly caucasian, if they're a bit pale then you tan them, the eyes need to be fixed either way so they're not relevant, hair is easily colored when it comes to chani.

the 2020s will be the decade of the mutt

>Tiger, you just hit the jackpot

>elfin face

She literally looks like an orc in your pic. An orc is the opposite of an elf sir. This entire thing sounds like orc business to me. She was an ugly MJ she will be an ugly Chani.

Says the cum guzzling retard who regards that adaptation as anything other than a novelty. It was neat. It was not good.

Zendaya is an ape, if you find her attractive it's because you've already been brainwashed

nah, she's brittany venti tier black so she's still human

you must be a mutt

>he wouldn't fuck this

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Half orc.

Tits

She looks like she's black who's had her skin painted white.

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Such a thirst for white cocks

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thats her appeal

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Nah, him being a homely h
Hollywood twink is bad. Seriously, what passes for a cute twink in Hollywood blows my mind. I can unironically find cuter guys on grindr or a gay bar in the midwest shithole I live in.

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I find Chalamet so repulsive, seriously overrated desu.

I told my wife who’s black that if she got pregnant I would call it “Project Zendaya”

This is how i always imagined how the blue eyes looked, just full on blue, no white, no pupil, no iris, nothing, just blue

i suck at photoshop

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>Chani was a young woman, dark skinned, very skinny with an elfin face with big eyes all blue like black pits with no white in them.She had long tawny-red hair.

>he did't blackwash anyone
Huh, that's made me kind of relieved

Your imagination is correct.

Who gives a shit about that whore Chani? Irulan is the important one.

>imagined
it's called reading comprehension

>That casting

It's actually pretty good, though I always envisioned Stilgar to be played by unironically Idris Elba

I think people are forgetting that the fremen are supposed to have water starved flesh or something like that (can't remember the exact quote). Her being skinny and having a bony face fits the part perfectly in that regard.

yeah but i've never quite seen that in any fan art, and as soon as i saw how they did it in Lynch's film i dropped that shit hard. i don't know why they went for that god aweful neon blue laser eyes

i just hope they get it right this time around

They casted Chalamet's girlfriend, Lily Rose Depp (Johnny Depp's daughter)

>Johnny Depp's daughter
*Hits pipe*

AAAAAAAAND THEY RUINED SOMETHING ELSE WE LIKE

lol, it's just a joke to them.