>*crack*
>*WHIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRR*
>NO PREEAAAASE NO STOP ESCARATOR I HAVE Q FAMIRY
*crack*
Blake Allen
Leo Ortiz
ESCARATOR PREASE NO
Nathan Rogers
William Lewis
This is the fucking funniest post of this whole meme
Jordan Bailey
I don't get it?
Brody Lee
Escalators
Elevator shafts
Scooters
Are these the leading cause of death for chinks?
Jeremiah Lee
AHHH BRADDU PITTU PREASE DAVE MY ONLY CHILD LAISE HIM AS YOUR OWN BRADDU PREASE
*gets chewed up by escalator machinery*
Brad takes one glancing look at the chinkspawn and boots him backward into the gaping maw of the Chinese built escalator
Nolan Thomas
This shit is sad
Levi James
Can someone make a WHIIIRRRR anal vore edit but with an escalator sucking in Chinese wojak
Blake Green
Nah, its the random sections of sidewalk giving way to bottomless voids. Either that or entire buildings falling over on top of them. Nah, fuck that, its cars.
Eli Phillips
Why don't they just take the stairs if the escalator is so untrustworthy?
Carter Rivera
Dude capitalism. Dude modern world. Dude I’m tired and hungry lmao
Ryan Walker
Asians are programmed like shitty robots and are compelled to take whatever path offers the least resistance, no matter the risk to their personal safety.
They're like literal human roombas.
Liam Roberts
You have a higher chance of dying from stairs than escalators.
Ayden Hughes
two words
counterfeit stairs
Hudson Miller
In America, yeah.
But we're talking about the land of Bruce Lee where no one is accountable for anything and everything is done as cheaply as the laws of physics will permit.
Charles Edwards
Would you really trust stairs in China ? They are propably hollow and filled with garbage
Justin Powell
Do they not have them in asia?
Jacob Ross
man fuck those stairs, I'll take the ramp instead
Caleb Davis
Dominic Reyes
Boogie posts here?
Jacob Martinez
Anyone got the one where a truck loses control behind a bunch of bikes and bursts into a ball of flames?
I remember one guy getting absolutely demolished by a streetlamp
Thomas Ortiz
Buddy of mine is a bladesmith. He bought a chinese made anvil. He was bending a hot piece of metal over the side. One of his hammer swings missed and hit the side of the anvil. The entire side fell away revealing a void. They had literally packed the void with clay then painted over it with chrome.
I wouldn't doubt there are stairs in china filled with newspaper or something.
Kayden Wilson
Jesus, life in china is like a ps2 platformer.
Nathan Sanders
Retard.
Noah Rivera
the most kino china webm ever
Ian Gonzalez
>t. escalator
Samuel Rodriguez
Is that a yes or a no?
Tyler Nelson
>he brought his own trolley to the store
what a jokester
Brandon Hernandez
Do they not have stairs?
Oliver Moore
LMFAO BRUH
Jordan Ross
Luis Taylor
Literally dying of laughter
Aaron Barnes
A godless nation harbors death.
Their lands and assets should be made forfeit. Such shoddy craftsmen are undeserving to hold sway. A cruel and cowardly people that is repugnant in the eyes of heaven and hell alike. Unfit to feed the lake of fire. They will feel the outpouring of God's wrath in due time.
Nicholas Anderson
I think about this happening a lot, so I guess that's good.
The other day I stepped off one and felt the plate slightly shift, so I hopped aside quickly.
Benjamin Williams
>the scooter just returns at him for a second time
you literally can't script this
Henry Rodriguez
Did he fart in there?
Brandon Richardson
the only thing they deserve is a nuke
just like all anglos
Jacob Flores
Why is TV turning into a racist cesspool like /pol/
David Anderson
Braaaap
Nothing personal kid
Tyler Wood
Definition of chaotic evil.
Noah Sullivan
What the fuck, how is that even possible? Do they have ghost riders in China?