Who else /makingit/?

Medical residency (training). I'm British accepted into the mutt training program.

>do girls really care about this shit

Too much to the point that it's saddening.

Yes. Google/microsoft phones are for nerdy poindexters. Women are simple minded and prefer men who use easy-to-use products.

Cool story Chang. It's too bad that none of that shit will ever change the fact that you're 5'2 and in possession of a 4 inch ricedick KEK.
>PREEEE NUUU user ARRRGGGHHHH DONT DESTLOY MY FLAGIRE FOLTUNE COOKIE THIN CHINEE MASCURINITY AHHHHHHHHHH!!!

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>actually playing into their shit
what the fuck OP

Not really but there's no denying Android phones give off a notable impression of autist and a minor impression of brainlet/poorfag

I use Apple because I don’t like being spied on by chinks/jews
Simple as

I'm on the way to getting unfucked.

>Finally got a management job doing something I like, £30k a year for 30 hours work a week, negotiated 35 days annual leave
>Teenage/student debt almost paid off
>Positive relationship with my gf after 6 months of shit
>Kid loves me, starting school next year

Now if my bitch grandmother would kick the bucket I would be happy.

Sorry sweetie but I'm a 6'4" white male. Don't know how big my dick is since I'm not the sort of retard who actually cares enough to measure it

>tfw phone chad with my iphone 6s (the best edition of the iphone) and a sharp aquos 3d phone (not sure why they dropped this tech it was genuinely great)

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T. retarded zoomer with airpods on so he doesn’t have to talk with people

> nooooooooo stop being mean to jews
pitiful

Yes they do, it's the aspirational brand of insta thots.

Who here /fuckedup/
>fucked up in 6th semester of my 4 year engineering major
>ineligible for campus company fare cause academically brainlet
>gonna have to go back home after another year of slogging it and search for a job independantly in this dying economy
>probably going to remain a NEET for upto a year after graduation

Obsessed

how do you make it through five semesters and fuck up your fourth year? it doesn't even make sense or matter at that point. did you not have internships during the summers? ive never heard of gpa gated events. people only go to career fairs for free shit at my school. you're an engineer.

>independantly
nvm you're a 3rd world idiot, fuck off.

do betacuck providers really care about what women think?

>chinese gf

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>buy 8core overpriced MBP
>hit up coffee shop
>find the cutest thot and sit near her
>whip out my sexy space grey laptop and start typing with an all black coffee next to me
>make eye contact
>she smiles

never fails

I make 40k a year and I'm happy. No worries, high job security, get off at 12 afternoon, just chill, work with cute girls, stress free.

Yeah but like you live with your parents so...like...

>happy
>stress free
>security
>40k

based pleb

>bisexual Chinese gf whose up for 2 girl threesomes

how does it make you feel that you fucked a chinese girl that most likely fucked a nigger? do you realize how pathetic that is, to boast about fucking some chines whore?

Why does this sound so much more comfy than OP

N-N-N-NO YOU CAN'T MAKE FUN OF MY BISEXUAL CHINESE GF SHES ASIAN THATS THE DREAM RIGHT?? A QT ASIAN GF???? STOP STOP SHES PURE SHE ISNT A WHORE

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Probably because the guy you're replying to isn't boasting about it like a pathetic child that seeks validation like OP

Welcome to hell.

cant cope
gonna rope

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>doctor
Gay. Doctors havent been following the hippocratic oath for years, come collapse most of you will be murdered for the peddlers you are
>750k
No doctor makes that much
>degeneracy
Race mixing is gross. Bisexuality is a lie for sluts. Threesomes are disgusting and degrade the bond between you and your gook.
>vegan
Youre clearly a shit doctor if you think this is "/makingit/"

Sometimes you come across a post and image combo so funny you start to laugh so hard you suddenly choke and need 2 minutes to regain your composure . Yours was one of those posts my friend, Kudos

>insect gf
never gonna make it

>no doctor makes that much
user...

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He's right though healthcare is becoming over-saturated with pajeets and third worlders. Why would you pay someone 750k a year when old Raj will work for far less

It’s so obvious you’re from reddit that it offends me

because OP is apparently an in-demand specialist and not some Pajeet GP

go back

As far as i know anesthesiologists average around 400k a year and are the highest paid doctor. So yeah 750k a year after youre done your residency is a lie.

>because OP is apparently an in-demand specialist and not some Pajeet GP
source?

who told you that
i'm buying into the LARP in the OP.

>still killing veggies or sustenance (SPOILERS: PLANTS FEEL PAIN AND DEATH TOO)
>not using the universe itself to provide you energy
>shilling for China and Apple

You're making it in sense that you're definitely part of the rat race. HMU when you can do psychedelic trips without the use of substances, and can bench 400 lbs. These are your actual goals, beyond just being some apple swine.

Do I really need women

Google.... when i googled highest paid doctors.... are you retarded user?

So you're just looking at a nationwide average and not accounting for how much doctors make in areas with retarded high costs of living? If OP is in da big city, he could easily pull down a phat salary he barely gets to keep.

It depends on the state. Less desirable flyover ones pay considerably more

ITS WHERE YOU PUT UR DICK

that has to be shopped wtf

this too

Until OP provides proof of residence in a flyover i will ascribe to him the average.

and who are you?

FOR DOING FUCKING NOTHING ANESTHESIOLOGISTS ARE THE HIGHEST PAID DOCTORS

MANY VARIETIES OF SPECIALIZED SURGEONS WITH SENIORITY GET PAID FAR MORE BUT THEY ACTUALLY DO WORK

Anesthesiologists are the ones that usually fuck something up.

God

THEY NEED THAT PAY FOR THE INSURANCE PREMIUMS LMAO

FUCK ANESTHESIOLOGISTS AND FUCK JANNYS

>I enjoy my work, hours are short and I make enough to live
>¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Feels good man.

you're ruining the meme

>earn Master's degree
>never do anything with it
>enough time passes where I forgot everything I learned

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