How close to TV do you sit when watching movies?

bitches love money and that setup means he's a poorfag

I have a 43" 4k tv on desk at the rear edge of the desk on the wall. When watching kino, I sit about 5 feet away (I have poor eyesight, any further and it's a bit blurry)

Your empty-soul energy is scaring the hoes.

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I just keep them all in a larger fingerbox

precisely 9 inches away so i can sometimes touch my boner on hot girls faces on screen

NOT
EVEN
A
POSTER

>mfw I don't even have a desk

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It's missing a coolass bro poster on the empty space pieceofshit wall

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Do people actually have posters? Why?

>not posting the real version

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This picture always freaks me out because its the same layout, rug and wall color as my apt.

depressing.

>Bunk beds

OH NO NO NO NO

Horrid

TV is not at eye level

Mom! Mom! Mommy!
I posted it again!
The same image!
Its like the 9th time this day, i'm breaking a record!
Wowie, maybe sometime, it'll be my own meme that i started and i'll even get front page on r/Yea Forums!
I can't wait!

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u mad bro?

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There it's!
>Coffee Paris

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>Past a certain age, a man without a minimalist setup can be a bad thing

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based roastie

> qui
Quinoa?

I should strangle you where you stand

ha good one, I'm bringing this picture to reddit so I can farm dat sweet sweet karma ;)

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real minimalism is having to decluter because if you have too much things you can't do anything at all because WHERE DO YOU FUCKING START!!!

w-what are the plungers for

fake and gay

If you don’t remember when this image was posted with the “Kinos about the nature of man?” OP you’re a newfag

cringe

Wow, do you get thirsty while watching?

you're*

Minimalism is pure white men shit. But this is not Minimalism. Because minimalism costs money.

This is white men who have completely given up on life. On pretending. They don't care. Well why do I need anything? I go to work. I come home. What do I need? Well I only need my tv or laptop. Something to sit on it. That's it.

That's what they need, because that's what their life is. Empty. Besides, even if they had shit in the house, who would clean that? They are too busy complaining about their lives on internet.

dont even bother he's a 45 supporter

why is she standing on tippytoes to reach down?
i like looking at it while drinking my first beer of the morning

I too am curious about the plunger and tube st up. Is it drugs?

post a picture of your room right now, coward

How to feel better frens?

Genuinely looks like an office building in construction.

Ya bro, nothing hits the spot like motor oil. That shit will change your life

Carpeted floor.
Wall to wall carpet is disgusting.
For me it's hardwood or nothing.

What's wrong with a clean apartment?

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My mom decorates the house like this, fuck

To be honest I haven't decorated my apartment in any significant fashion because I can't afford anything truly worth having and I only spend a few hours a day there any way 80% of which are for sleep.

I have a home gym, an entertainment section, a minibar, and a decent sound system, a home barista and some plants.

I guess I could put some shitty substandard art and pointless nick-nacks around the place to "express myself"... but fuck it.

What is the point in having a large apartment and not having anything in it?

What's the point of having anything you don't need in it? I would have my place like that. When I get my house I will have it similar.

define "don't need"
why would you "need" a tv stand?

Too big for my tastes. Nice though.

This is my thinking. I mean, I have a lot of family photos, books, dvds, pictures and collectors shit, but only enough to fill one a bit rooms. Once I've bought my apartment it will probably look pretty sparse when spread across an entire place.

i bet this sounded clever in your head

> I havent decorated, I only have a home gym and minibar a coffee station a home cinema and some greenery.

You have decorated. You probably have scented candles in the bathroom.

So it doesnt fall over?

Questions don't have to be clever, why would you need something for your TV to stand on?

I'm not playing this fucking game with you. Do you what you want. I'm just saying it would feel better less clustered and the stand just helps with height so it's practical and you can put shit in it so it has a secondary use. It reminds me of pre-2010 when people gave less of a fuck about consumer products and more about mobility and minimalism. The less things in there the less you are distracted.

Well in. You only need the essentials. Anything else is just a drag.

If you don't have enough interests to somewhat fill a mid sized apartment, I actually feel quite sorry for you.

But my point was, if you don't have any need for a large space, why spend a ridiculous amount of money to get a house/apartment that has a large space, just get a small apartment. It's like renting an entire warehouse if all you need is a small office and a computer.

I have stuff in it. I just don't like anything blocking the view of the TV from my bench

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so it's just juvenile arbitrary "wh-whatever i don't care i like what i like! quit making me defend myself when i say stupid shit!'
babby mentality

why do you need to peepee poopoo mommy come quick i made a poopoo mommy come wipe my poopoo bumbum i made poopies mommy come quick!

Name some of your interests.

I refuse to believe this is real. I would sooner believe you spent the time from this thread starting to posting to madly clean your entire apartment and rearrange your furniture for this fucking unbelievable setup.

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>stuff defines me

nope. ever consider people like big open spaces?

what the fuck? are you worried the tv might explode or something?

lmao based

>please argue with me
Go find someone to choke you if you need it attention so badly. I stated my opinion that's it.

It feels..off. Is it a trailer and/or are you European?

Possibly an Aussie?

>i feel sorry for you
I don't give a shit what you think though lol I am content with it being minimal because I just use what I need. You're some attention seeking faggot who needs clutter to keep his head in check. I would say I feel sorry for you, but im not an arrogant faggot.

OH NONONONONO THIS DUDE GOT A BENCH IN HIS APARTMENT HEY BRO YOU GOT ANYWHERE I CAN SIT OTHER THAN THIS BENCH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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based. pretty jelly. currently in a shared house in a box room waiting for my work to pick up steam so i can get the fuck out.

There’s something very wrong here, I shouldn’t even be replying to you, whatever ‘you’ are. This wide spacing and dimension should be fearful to an average person, invoke a sense of uncomfortability. Imagine this place at night, a thing of nightmares. I’m sorry user but you might be possessed

Not him but I have enough music equipment to fill a recording studio. I still live at home though so I put it in other sibling's rooms after they've long moved out. If I ever get my own place it'll need a lot of space otherwise half this shit won't fit.

God I fucking hate this, this is exactly how most women decorate.

Programming and game development, collecting antiques, reading, vintage computing, general DIY stuff, board games.

No, but my interests is certainly a big part of it.
>ever consider people like big open spaces?

>I don't give a shit what you think though lol
Seems quite the opposite to me.

>who needs clutter to keep his head in check
Not necessarily clutter as much as things you need to engage in your interests. I don't mean you have you have your house looking like some vintage antiques store from an 80s mystery movie. I just mean shit like a neatly organized bookcase, a decently sized table for guests, you can have a clean open apartment/house without making it look like you are in the process of moving.

Nice. I have health problems that make keeping things clean and tidy an issue, so may take a leaf from your book when I have my own place.

>average person

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This. Women require to be supported like it's the 17th century whatever they pretend otherwise.

Fuck it all, it's all a ruse from the start. Smart people never have kids, inevitably.

PS. OK, there's one exception, you got lucky and inherited and got rich, makes it easy. It's immaterial what you do if you do nothing and just spray money to people but that's just being lucky, no effort or even inspiration needed.

>Smart people never have kids
What the fuck is wrong with whites

Bomb set up. Reverse image search it

You know what the weird thing is, by leaving all the ugly parts of the room you usually hide with furniture out in the open, it kinda gives it a more "messy" appearance since you highlight all the stuff you usually block out. Like how fucking ugly light fittings are, how unkempt power sockets look, how badly and grossly color coordinated everything is.

Brilliant nonstop brainwashing from birth by the oligarchy.

>Programming and game development, collecting antiques, reading, vintage computing, general DIY stuff, board games.
Half of those stuff can be done on a laptop. I used to collect movies, music and books, ended up giving away or throwing in the garbage all of it and buying a few external hard drives. Only thing I kinda continued collecting are books, because I get them as gifts. Point is that in this day and age, you don't need to put aside a whole garage for your hobbies, when you can just carry them in your bag.

add a nordstrom bag somewhere in the image and you're in business.

Why are pillows necessary if one isn't going to sleep?

Why the fuck would I have kids? My dad inherited me a fucking ugly face and I turned out too short on top.

To have kids to only suffer but also turn them genetically shit? Fuck that.

What else could I do. Find a Giraffe to marry in case it turns the kids tall?

Fuck that shit. The world is shitty place. People still are animals.

They pretend they are not animals but they are total animals.

I can see the disgust of women when they see my looks.

Absolutely disgusting. Not my looks, their behavior.

As if we are animals in the fucking jungle.

Nobody needs to be tall you fucking fool.

What do you need it for? Reach fruit?

Oh hey it's bench user. Or at least someone pretending to be him.

The only thing of those I can do on a laptop is programming. And even then I'd rather not because working on a laptop is annoying as fuck.

I might just be weird, but saving images of antique coins on a hardrive isn't really as fun the whole process of displaying them.

what is an average person?

yikes you need to have sex, sweetie

white people suck

That's a lot of projection. You ok?

Are you volunteering?

>antiquing
Oh boy, how ugly is your moustache?

Honestly, I'm gonna stop right here. It's clear you're probably some dude with a horribly cluttered apartment, full of "projects". A bookshelf? In a goddamn apartment? Come on son.

Holy fuck, this is funny.
What the fuck is with women put sayings, slogans and quotes all over their walls and instagram pages? It didn't used to be this way.

who are you sharing this sex dungeon with user?

Sometimes you want to hug something and there's no one near you.

>how ugly is your moustache?
Don't have one. Though calling it antiquing might have been a bit of an overstatement.

>It's clear you're probably some dude with a horribly cluttered apartment
My apartment is too small to really afford to be cluttered. Space is an issue so I try to keep things fairly organized and clean. Though I'm glad I have a pretty damn spacious basement. Without that it would be a mess.

if your eyeballs arent literally touching the screen youre doing it wrong.

I don't watch TV or movies

God that looks cosy.

Listen to this guy, what you really need in life is a bunch of shit you don't care about scattered around your house.

Is this a hallway?

I have autism and I like low sensory environments.

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All that wasted space is very disrespectful.

So... you want to fuck a Giraffe

Wow.
Another obvious pass from the Yea Forums "mods".
Great job, guys.

Shut up, Melvin.

Good think you pointed that out or I might have thought you were a ROASTIE

empty apartment means you're fucking poor.

it's literally the same comment on the same twitter account

It's funny when dwarfs marry giraffes and the kids turn out to be still dwarfs. It's not that being short is bad technically but people are fucking animals, women obviously still get disgusted of very short men and they look up to tall men even if they are pieces of shit.

AAAAAAAH, THERE'S SHIT EVERYWHERE. I'M GOING TO KICK THESE CUSHIONS UP SOMEONE'S ARSE

I dont have autism but I like brutalism too

you are dumb

She's pretty much just attacking the single lifestyle in an effort to belittle others around her to make herself feel better for having a shitty relationship with a guy who is obviously too clingy for her (judging via her picture)

> Make single males feel inferior
> Imply she is living in a much better situation
> Demonstrates she has a level of say over her current accomodation
> Shows that she's not happy with current relationship and wants other guys to step-up and provide better apartments where she can bang

Oh hey I remember you

looks like a basement and why is there a small elevation between rooms?

it's funny because the issue would be the woman

Is that the griffins' house?

HOLY CRAB LEWIS

>live laugh love
I've seen this in more then 3 places. You've nailed it.

Post face

not sure if youre an alcoholic or doing life right

Based rape dungeon/fallout bunker dweller.

No that's you're mom's house you're thinking of but yes I did put them there for when we fuck anal in the bath in case she shits everywhere

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he's making the point that if you have a fun, interesting life you'll have shit in your house. piling it full of random bullshit from target and ikea is just as meaningless as having nothing

You look like you enjoy Clint Eastwood's 2014 film Jersey Boys

Real minimalism costs a fuck ton of money. Fake minimalism is what you call being broke af

This would be comfy without the words on the walls and all of the pillows

how am I doing?

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based eastern europoor

What does that certificate on the wall say? Are you a member of sea org or something?

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but you kinda need a sofa if you ever want to have friends over

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About 5-6 feet away from the TV.

>friends

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i don't know if it drives them crazy, but i know literally everything drives women crazy. they're incapable of being content, their dumb girlbrains need constant novelty. It's how their mood changes so suddenly, they're tired of being happy, time to feel sad or angry. Then when they're tired feeling that they go to something else.
it's all manufactured, she has no real problems so she's free to spin those wheels in her head until nothing = a huge issue

Women are, unlike men, completely dependent creatures
They can never be happy just on their own, content just with themselves, they constantly need something
Distractions, attention, validation, to be a woman is to be dependent

They hate men and love men, just for their ability to be happy on the inside

hun male and chinese

looks like when you first make a new Family on The Sims and you just buy the cheapest shit

put yourself out there user don't give up

>cats and dogs living together

That's because most white women in america don't do manual labor and aren't tired after work. Chill out with a Consuela-type lady, she'll probably be super into sitting and watching TV.

looks kino, not gonna lie
love the bunker aesthetic

This nigga Daredevil

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roasties roasted

Nice theft: archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/115535777/

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Right, there's a valid point for having a clean and minimalist lifestyle, and the there's just plain wasting space.

See if you have nothing. Bitches have nothing to steal from you at divorce. ofc they are mad of this setup

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>no wayfair sectional
>no kennel because the rostie can't properly train the dog

Nice kot

Or live in your starter house until you can buy the biggest one, then just move in the shit from your tiny house and it's 90% empty.

At least use an up-to-date picture, gayboy.

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cool art pieces, but the TV should be 3 times bigger

youtube.com/watch?v=vM6WnG966XQ

He's just the right age to play a sleazy senator in a political thriller.

what kind of vision do you have?

all women know how to do is waste money

Not that it'd stop him demanding to play the heroic young investigator determined to expose the sleazy senator.

tfw all women are whores.

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Didn't know they made floors out of cardboard

That is PEAK comfy you vapid whore. Everything you need and easy to clean.
Glad I'm not a woman.

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Why would you fill your apartment with useless shit? Every girl's place I've been to is cluttered with objects that serve no use

I would never have gone to the effort to make this but it *is* cruelly funny.

Ya but I've never made Sims suffer watching the TV from the next house over

dilate

>coat rack at the far end of the room
It looks like when you arrive at a party and realize you're the only one who showed up.

you are an incel with no life experience

Utalitarian home decoration is fine, doesn't mean your life is empty but that you are a busy person

>I have autism and I like low sensory environments.
There is just too much sensory noise in our society (we live in it). I know people in the past had colorful things but they also didn't have much of it.
I even tone down color saturation in most movies. Not meme black and white level, but say 45% instead of the screen default 50.
HDR is a blessing. You can have wide differentiation of color without any of the fluo look of standard video.

Only one chair. Not even a couch. Where are guests going to sit if you have them over? The floor? A set-up like this says you never expect to have anyone over ever.

lucky for this bitch my room is so full of shit i can barely move around. i hope shes happy.

>I even tone down color saturation in most movies.
Seriously? I hate the desaturated look of today's shows and movies.

Pidorashka/10

To be fair I mostly watch older stuff.
Very recent releases have HDR versions, which are colorful just right (I even reupped saturation for them).

>Busy person
>Watching tv

maybe the world we live in is fucked up ie we live in an artificial world which we did not evolve in so some people cannot readily adapt to it so they act out in natural ways. There was a study done on a number of south american tribal fishing villages who had no technology or concept of money or religion and they were very happy and had little to no angst.
It goes to show our "modern" culture and supreme technology fucks with our monkey brains to such a degree that we go around blaming each other and causing problems over the fact we are slaves to an unnatural world we willingly force upon ourselves. I mean right now whats stopping you from saying fuck it all and building a shack out in the woods and hunting. Oh yeah none of your friends would go with you and think you are crazy for not wanting to be a slave.

>A rug on top of another rug
Kino

So, what, is this one of those battlestations threads like on Yea Forums and /g/?

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>whats stopping you from saying fuck it all and building a shack out in the woods and hunting.

Out there in the woods there's none of this reassurance we're constantly jonesing for and actively soliciting on Yea Forums. The idiot you're replying to wants very badly to be thought of as an "independent man" but has no more ability to live up to the claim than the dependent women he's bitching about.

>South Harbour Club Patrol

>or religion and they were very happy and had little to no angst.

i thought religious people were generally happier because they believed everything was part of "gods plan" and that everything was under his control so they worried less.

mising the live laugh love picture

He could also play an evil David miscavidge cult leader

Only 3? It’s basically the slogan for every bland millennial roastie

My house basically looked like this the first three years, because it was the first time I didn't live in a shitty studio appartment, with shitty funiture because that's what I could afford, and I now wanted proper furniture of good quality, but didn't want to rush, and just buy whatever I came across, but actually spent time on finding something proper and functional.

Fuck those consumerist sheep for thinking there is anything wrong with your setup.

*shitty study appartment
And fuck my spelling

That fridge doesn't even have any shelves

U just know Phil was jerking it to some HD porn with this setup

Reminder the guy who owns this apartment has a man-bun and a gf

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I wish I could afford a shitty studio apartment, currently can only rent a room

Whoever did this is legitimately clever and funny, and should be writing for comedy shows and movies

>ps2
good taste had the best library

Depends which kinostation I'm using. I've I'm watching on the 42" flatscreen in the living room, then I'm usually about 7 to 10 feet away, depending which seat I'm in. If I'm using my VCR/CRT setup, then I'm like 2 feet away because the screen is only 19 inches.

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a fucking bench

Hehe now there's pictures of the ww2 guy

Most of these guys would do alright if they got contacts, got a better haircut, and lifted. Not even meming.

women are right in the pocket of Big Furniture

those stairs are broken ankle central

an NPC

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better glasses/contacts, a little tan, and some mewing and these lads are good to go

>Expert Money Saving mode

>t. Nigger who spends frivolously and is always broke

Thought those were piss bottles for a sec, was going to question why they were open and spaced out like that

>a bench
>tiny ass 40inch TV across the other side of the room
Dear god, if this is legit include me in the screencap plz

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i love when this is posted because it's funny and remembers me how much i hate women

It isn't cluttered with useless crap.

Battlestation

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Doesn't look that bad. Would live there if I was poor.

Cringe

Based

I have a recliner right at my desk. The leg part folds out under my desk. So about 5 feet or so.

Based and cleanpilled

Or maybe he isn't materialistic and doesn't spend money on shit he doesn't actually need to please some animal with a gash between it's legs

About 6 feet

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Nice job. You actually got retards to reply to an ancient picture. No I don't believe it's you every time this exact picture has been posted for a year at least yet likely more.

based boomer home

This. My apartment sorta looks like this. I don't see the point of filling up my living room with useless stuff. A telly, a table and a couch is all I need.

That's a nice fucking ass

Someone drew on your TV with marker, you should clean that up.

Remove that painting over the TV

I dont use tvs I use my labtop because it allows me to use earphones with my kino.

>window in the television room
>no black out curtains
?

Don’t worry it fell down last week so it’s all good.

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>tfw you used to have that poster
good times bros

this is my fucking house! FUCKKKKKK

why in the fuck did I get married and live in a house full of useless bullshit. this looks so comfy.

A FUCKING BENCH

Based interior design major

Ah yes, I see you’re going for the opera binoculars setup

NEET
GANG

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Only people with autism love brutalism though

More like MANLET GANG LMAO

Based Jack, sticking to the essentials

These guys need facial hair

Where I spend most of my time. Gonna try getting a cosy studio once I go to uni next year, having to sit at a computer to watch anything isn't optimal and I never have anyone over because of it..

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>women really live in apartments like this and don't see any issue

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All I see is shit that will collect dust and need to be cleaned. Maybe women just want more things to clean, who knows

>This clean
>That kitchen
>Not building your own bar right where the tiles end

fucking ikea

>not having a framed picture of R
Bro how do you even appreciate the master race statistical programming language?

I bet you're a faggot that "uses" excel.

you can smell the wine and abortions

you forgot picture of doggo

SHOES
INDOORS

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I always wanted to live like Robert Deniro's character in Heat. He had that waterfront house with like 2 chairs and a coffee pot...he probably had a bed in there somewhere too.

I would rather live here than in any of the others posted here. However, I would remove the white seat covers and the stuff that has text over it.

>tv offcenter

i used to have that same lamp in my bedroom

Why do americans do this, bringing crap from the ground outside all over the house
is it a thing anywhere except america?

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That's what my daki is for, so I don't need those 15 extra tiny pillows

Needs a carpet to tie the room together

>decoration ladder

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It's not even a thing in America retard.
Stop getting all your knowledge from sitcoms and /int/ shitposts

There's no need to get upset user

average

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Cringe

I had a wooden six food A frame ladder that I put boards through to make a bookshelf. I thought it was pretty neato. This was way back in 2001 when I lived in Baltimore.

>decoration bicycle

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There's always a reason to get upset

MASS HYSTERIA

feels Canadian man

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comfy

How will he make that gash gush though?

Jesus fuck, where's the pair of binoculars to see that tiny ass t.v. from all the way back there?

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This is how I'd imagine what a Janny's home looks like.

Could be worse.

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Why do I feel like they're all vegan