If you were a superhero, what would your superpower be?

time stop, so i could rape

Time manipulation is top tier and the most practical for day to day life, but density manipulation is the thinking man's choice
>can fly by making yourself super light
>can walk through walls
>can make yourself dense enough to enjoy capeshit walk off bullets and hit incredibly hard
>probably turn yourself into a black hole

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>Automatic Defense
RED SUN

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>Healing Empowerment
The universe wants me to be a healslut, fuck my life

>mortality
the fuck kind of superpower is this

Rape

nobody would think it's weird when i look at little girls in public

based

You have the Gift of Men. Elves envy you.

Traffic will always be in my favor. I'll get green lights when I want them, I can make a red light to piss somebody off, if I swerve into another lane because I'm texting on my phone the other cars will automatically swerve out of my way and probably crash just to prevent something happening to me. I guess immunity from driving laws would help too.

Super smart desu

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buy a pair of sunglasses

>underwater breathing

Useless to me since I can't swim anyways

That seems really overpowered and more like a higher classification than a specialty

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>Punishment
>Power/Ability to: Punish a being.
>Capabilities The user can physically, mentally, or spiritually punish any being for breaking the rules or the law. The user can either banish, kill, or torment the victims with various forms of powers. When the law or rules are broken, the users power of punishment can be absolute and unrelenting.
Time to punish the unbelievers and do His will.

>Typhokinetic Cloning
Fucking shadow clone jutsu

>got
the universe has chosen me because i willed it so

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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Nurarihyon_Physiology

You don't need to you can stroll around on the sea floor

>Mathematics Manipulation
The user can change the study of quantity, structure, space, change, through manipulating the laws and foundation of mathematics, allowing the user to change the principle of numeracy, for example altering the distance between two destination, break the laws of physics through the alteration of mathematical equations, increasing or decrease the amount or quantity in a substance or in an area, etc. This power can never be detained as it is based on the intellectual level of the user.

That's OP as fuck

Well he still not immune to water pressure.

>Power to transform into or have a physical body made of sugar.
Jesus Christ
See you scrubs later I’m going to go and melt in some rain

i want you to melt in my mouth

Transcendent Energy Manipulation
powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Transcendent_Energy_Manipulation

We /dbz/ now niggers

super strength that way i could pick up chicks

whenever someone would say my name out loud, i would automatically teleport to their location, i would have no direct means of controlling the teleportation, only indirect ways of controlling it like calling people and ask them to say my name etc.

Also i would imagine this would apply to my superhero alias name, as my real name is kind of generic so i would just bounce around constantly.

>only superpower is teleporting to people and you can't control it
>somehow manage to actually save people from a burning building or some shit, get on tv
>manage to stutter out "i-if you ever need my help, just say my name and I will appear in your time of need!"
>as soon as it airs you teleport to around 250000000 places in the span of a few seconds because everyone is trying it out
>some nigger says your name on repeat and keeps you as a cocksleeve
what a great superhero, user

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it would obviously be a secret superhero name, like rumblestillskin.

when I go to sleep i become invincible

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Sneedposting

the power to see girls pusy through their clothes haha that would be weird

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I WILL NOT STATE WHAT IS/WOULD BE MY METAABILITY, BUT MY UNIFORM WOULD COMPRISE THE FOLLOWING GARMENTS:

— BLACK MOCKNECK BASELAYER TOP.

— BLACK BASELAYER BOTTOM.

— BLACK BALLISTIC VEST.

— BLACK OVERALL.

— BLACK TACTICAL BOOTS.

— BLACK TACTICAL FINGERLESS GLOVES.

— BLACK FULL HEAD BALLISTIC MASK.

>Philosophy Materialization
>The power to materialize a specific philosophical point of view from the metaphysical realm to the material realm.
Ah yes, this sounds much funnier

>Elemental Symbiosis
NEAT

Take two and put them together
>Typical flight
>The power to make other people angry

Invisibility. I would just go into women's locker rooms/shower rooms and look. Maybe I'd bring a chair with me too. I don't know.

>Seduction Immunity
Wonderful.

The ability to transmute elements:

Can kill with a touch
Super-rich
Deadman's switch (just transmute a tiny amount of element 115, it'll be a literal nuclear bomb)

I already have that, or at least I think I do. Nobody's ever tried to seduce me so it must be working.

Pain Illusion, nice

>Wax Mimicry
The power to transform into or have a physical body made up of wax.

OH WOW, I CAN MAKE UP CANDLES AND MELT UNDER THE SUN, GREAT.

someone from the X-Men

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My ejaculate would have super powers. It could bind people, come out in a huge force to knock people out or be frothy and used to put out fires.

Of course there would be a lot of masturbation and I can't choose the end result.

>Regenerative Body Fluids

Gotta swallow my cum to get healed, nice

money.

Or, you know, spit.

>Revenge Empowerment
>User becomes stronger, faster, more durable, etc. from vengeance of oneself and others, possibly unlocking abilities related to the affinity and enhancing their existing powers. Some users may be able to draw sustenance from vengeance or even slow or stop aging.

Sounds pretty baller.

The ability to shrink myself to the size of a peanut and end up getting swallowed alive or shoved up some cutie's butt.

>ant-god
>literally an eldrich one
who will suck my cock first anons.. i mean join my cult you weak pansies
perhaps you underwater man

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well that's not fair at all

>One thing they are well known for is sneaking into peoples houses and using all the peoples belongings and generally acting like they not only live their but are actually the master of the house, and their power is so great that when the people finally notice his presence they actually believe the nurarihyon to be the rightful owner of the home while he is there.
>the power to cuck people so hard that you take over their house

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Invisibility_Combat
Not bad. If you can turn it on and off I can see massive use for it.

God, I sit through those Buzzfeed videos just for her. Love how bubbly she is. I wonder if she's like that during sex

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powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Bubble_Breath

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with the power of dubs

>Brain Removal
Not a lot to be removed around here

Knowledge Recovery
>User can recover any/all kind of knowledge, recovering traces of an idea, subject, etc. in existence. Knowledge may be recovered in any form, from data to mental knowledge to any kind of knowledge there is, making that knowledge able to be returned to the mind, technological object or existence.
not bad i guess

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>Absolute Body
>The power to have limitless physical attributes
unit

>Loneliness Embodiment

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Singularity_Inducement

>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Special:Random
Mechanical Wing Manifestation

Alright

how is that a super power

Did I hit the jackpot?

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>chair clattering

Congrats you're a pigeon

You could easily fuck them too with your micro dick

>Brain Removal
>The ability to remove brains.

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>Reality Rejection
The user can achieve supernatural feats by rejecting aspects of reality. They can become indestructible by denying physical damage, deny the laws of physics, and even become immortal by denying death/aging.
I think I win?

Nice rack. Who that?

we are the only ones who matter

>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Jet_Propulsion_Arms
goodbye jews

One more and we can form our own "The Seven".

we need either someone super high top tier (we probably got that covered) or someone laughably low top tier

my superpower would be rape

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unless you are raping other supes, you don't need super powers for that

>Meta Ability Creation
>User can create any ability without any limitation and bestow it upon themselves, as well as others.
It's so ridiculously overpowered.

her words say no, but her clothes say yes; what can a reasonable man do in such a conundrum?

>Pectukinetic Combat
I didn't even know that "Pectukinetic" is a word.

Also, what do I do if i'm a skinny man?

world's biggest penis

>she

is this a trap?

you're in, welcome to the team faggot

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tried to reroll 3 times to get anything good
>energy infusion
>curative countenance
>restoration augmentation
what does that even mean

>Temporal Singularity

Oh that sounds cool... "the ability to exist in only one point in time" yeh that's shit

Produce a firm, comfortable and speedy shit every time.

I would control the world with my mind. For instance, I'm walking along, and I see this beautiful girl, and I think I'd like to see her naked, and so all her clothes fall off. And she's scrabbling around to get them back on again, but even before she can get her knickers on, I've seen everything. I've seen it all.

>he re-rolls

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>Shapeshifting. Though I wouldn't be a superhero so much as a superslut.
the greatest superhero of all

Being white

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Psychic_Plant_Manipulation

OH MY GOD
OH NO
OH SHIT

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only because i wanted to get something that doesn't sound like an esoteric buddhist book title

>Power to control gravity
Can make things heavy
Increase the gravitational field around something so it attracts things around it
Swift the gravity in room so people fall to the ceiling.
Make people collapse in on themselves by touch, like a black hole (desperation move).
Can use to float, but not really fly

>my super power is being unique
I'm already autistic.

Who here /powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Interbeing_Manipulation/

You’re all fucking faggots.

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so far the most powerful

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Harpy_Physiology
Well this fucking sucks

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elfen lied telekinesis but the OP manga version

imagine sucking a dick made of sugar

I can't tell the difference between a girl and a trap anymore

I've met this chick that i have a raging boner for but it turns out she was a tranny

literally batman

>Combined Polearm Construction
Real fucking low tier shit

the ability to check dubs anytime I want

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powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Advanced_Technology
Hyper realistic VR here I come. in more ways than one

Probability control

>Speed Combat
I'll take it

Geass

To instantly kill anyone who disagrees with me on Yea Forums

thats dumb, youre dumb

>cloud manipulation
actually pretty fucking cool, basically weather control

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Reality_Condition

>The user can possess a condition beyond logic or reason, able to perform physical feats beyond imagination, like limitless strength capable of tearing reality apart and infinite speed beyond any rational or scientific measurements. Mental abilities such as memory are also infinitely increased with no apparent limit.

so basically i'am God

seriously? her voice is annoying and she has a manface

>Power Sacrifice
>Sacrifice powers to enhance other powers.
The power to sacrifice one or more powers to enhance other powers. Not to be confused with Double-Edged Power

Well thats fucking worthless if I don't have any others

god huh

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Jumper

Invisibility

- free money whenever I want it
- free anything whenever I want it
- grab a cute girl's butt whenever I want
- steal a cute girl's shoes whenever I want
- smell them and cry while invisible

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>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Special:Random
outta my way scrubs

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aw man

Science Immunity...
Not sure how to feel about this.

No, I am
powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Peak_Human_Wisdom

become the greatest /pol/ shitposter

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Nameless_Existence
Fuck yeah try and stop me

Is the joke supposed to be that "/pol/ hates/denies science"?
Eh.

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fucking slope

Sorry I'm not really hip with the kids, is it this? urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Sloped

Dr. Manhattan powers, ez pez

every time I do this I end up with some variation of "omnipotence... but"

>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Doubt_Manipulation
>stop raping me!
>are you sure I'm raping you?

I wouldn't want to fuck them with my microdick. I just want to watch and masturbate.

literal gods

I want to be a Anti-God

Shapeshifting sounds like the most fun without going into absurd godhood shit. Become any animal you want, real or imaginary, inanimate objects. Change into that age reversing jellyfish to keep yourself young. Flight, claws, every penis and vagina imaginable at your disposal.

Even if you couldn't be bothered with heroism, you'd make a killing as the greatest porn star in history.

>Homo Magi Physiology

mfw when I become a gay virgin tranny

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well you can't unless you roll for it fatty

CHAOS WEAPONRY!!!!!!!

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Found the serial rapist.

I can see through windows and transform fresh organic matter into energy to sustain my life

this

Is this a porn parody or a rape in progress?

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kek
just kek

The ability to maintain relationships.

time travel is the only thing worth having

I'd build walls.

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key word "if"

she has the power to create baby daddies, but not remember where they are.

Apparel disintegration. It’s both useful *and* entertaining.

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Self-Velocity_Manipulation
>User can create, shape and manipulate the velocity of themselves, their body parts, and their overall body speed, making them able to move fast.
Since it's on a molecular level of control on the concept of "speed" itself, it's pretty OP and fucks with the law of physics.

Can I get in ?

I got Potential Enhancement

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Absolute_Slicing

Bow down, bitches.

so, basically what's been written on your report cards your whole life lmoa

meh
powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Cosmic_Ball_Projection

I'd want the ability to bring my imagination into real life. For example, say I imagine a bear that rapes my high school bullies, then a bear would appear and rape my high school bullies

Anti god here. hmm k
You're in.
avoid he demands blowjobs if you get him mad

>Transcendent Imprisonment
>The power to bind/imprison transcendent beings/entities. Ultimate variation of Deity Imprisonment.
fear me pretentious faggots

>Supernatural Charisma

guess u win

>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Book_Jumping
ill jump into as many hentai collections as possible in order to fuck your 2d waifus and cuck you all

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Teleportation. And I wouldn't be a superhero, I would live a life of leisure.

That Jumper movie, that's exactly how I would live if I had powers. Not saying I wouldn't appear with a mask and save people if I saw a catastrophe on television, but that would absolutely not be my main deal.

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All the superpowers

I can make fucking blocks. Im Legoman

you're fucked the moment you save someone you will have a cult following, cnn and fox news will call you a national threat and Yea Forums will figure out who you are

Working those angles pretty hard

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Not so fast boy

powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Reality_Recreation

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>Big Bounce Inducement

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>Disgust Empowerment
oh cmon...

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powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Temporal_Slicing

I... I don't know what to do with this that can be considered good. I'm scared I'd erase myself.

Damn user you'll be one of the top tiers with that power.

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You gay, bro?

Space-Time Teleportation. So I would be able to teleport as well as having time travel. I'd mostly just travel as well as exploring the future and bringing back advanced technology. I'd probably eventually just go and live in the future.

In other words you want to be the world's most massive cunt.

Sword creation!
I will make a katana and slice my enemies!