Can blake lively not play an alpha stacy for once?

can blake lively not play an alpha stacy for once?

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What good movies does she even play in? I didn't know she existed till she married ryan reynolds.

Certainly not A Simple Favour, it's absolute shit.

was the rumoured nudity and kissing scenes actually true from this film or am I getting memed?

they both hit the Wall

>stacy
>with that giant flaw next to her nose

honestly dont find her attractive, she just has a face and thats okay

God I had a crush on her but she looked 50 years old here.

>He hasn't seen comfy early 2000s kino with prime Blake Lively
I feel sorry for you

I don't remember overt nudity but there's a pretty steamy incest sex scene with Anna Kendrick. Good enough to fap to.

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Jesus, straight males watch romcoms? I thought those were for faggots and 40 year old women.

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Blake is so sexy

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did she bully anna

Yes

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>blake lively
I didn't even know she was married to ryan reynolds let alone have 2 kids with him

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>can blake lively not play an alpha stacy for once?

Not very alpha laying there with fractured legs and bleeding at the end of this.

Super cringe

straight males watch movies with steamy incest sex scenes featuring Anna Kendrick is what you meant

Is Anna sitting on a stack of books here?

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blake is just sitting on a really short chair

That made me laugh

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God Blake is so hot

Is this another stealth AMWF thread?

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>nikon
yikes from me pensai

This is an homage to Kubric's 2001.

What is this movie?

it's like a sexier, funnier, and wackier Gone Girl

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Straight men aren't going to sit through shitty romance bullshit starring two over the hill women for some terrible dyke scenes.

We have porn user.

hnnng

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Her mane was so sexy in this

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porn is shit, it rots the brain, it's generally too over-the-top to be arousing and it mosty features run-down skanks with ugly tattoos and plastic tits. Light/heavy teasing between two actually attractive people is the patrician's choice.

This 100%. it is much better for your brain to leave something for your imagination

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She plays an alpha Stacy so well

It is probably because she doesn't need to act, she is just being herself

>just bee yourself, sweety

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>Ryan gosling scream.xls

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just so you know there's a blake lively thread on /hr/

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GOD I wish that were me

what is this suppose to represent

she's fucking him. get it?

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Is that what sex looks like?

Someone is gonna grow with a certain fetish

I want to sniff her armpit

>Blake Lively not play an alpha stacy
You wouldn't expect Henry Cavill to play a beta faggot would you?

She was incredibly unattractive in this film, but when was never particularly attractive like most blondes

Anna Kendrick has never been in a bad film except for pitch perfect 3

Is she a domina?

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leave this website until after you turn 18

Are you an actual boomer clinging to ideas on porn products from before 2010?

>someone named their kid America

Why don't rich and famous people remove their hideous moles? Jesus Christ, it's literally a 10 minute operation and leaves no scars. But no, they'd rather be deformed by HUGE HORRIBLE MOLES.
I'm so fucking angry.

Plays a coke whore in The Town.

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there have been multiple studies on the effects of porn on the brain. You're fine if you don't look at it every single day but it's still shit

This is kino and a brutal blackpill on women masquerading as a women empowerment movie.

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i watch every one of daddario's terrible movies

Implying Oxy hoes aren't Stacies. Bitch would get into fist fight with you and later on still get that D.

is this the porn version of shindlers list?

was still kind of the Stacey of that white trash Bawwston community

fuck off cumbrain

kek

I wanna lick her legs

Age of Adaline is legit 8/10

Pure Blake kino.

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I'm not arguing against that but about the models/production value of it. On these fronts average quality has gone up tremendously this decade.

I hope he knows his kids might get her nose

god I wish that was me

i hope anna didnt give her herpes.

Boobies

She knew exactly what she was doing.

The Toawn

she looks disgusting next to an actually attractive woman like anna kendrick

>lick ‘em

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I liked the one where she is surfer chick trapped on a small rock with a shark circling her the whole movie, I forgot the title but it was something about water

The Shark That Couldn't Slow Down

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thanks for this

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We need more blake lively in our lives

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>didn't know her from Gossip Girl
Fucking queer

What in the heck

cute lolis 10/10 would cuddle and tuck them the bed

NOW REVERSE THIS

i'd travel into her pants

i finally understand why jews hate whites now. it all makes sense, the seething, the usury, the erosion of society.

the oposite

Brother fucker

It was advertised as a thriller (which it kind of is mixed with romcom) but they definitely downplayed the romcom angle when it came out.

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She looks a lot like my big sister. I remember when I was little she was babysitting me and the neighbor's kid who was 2 years younger than me. The kid slept with her in the bed in her room because we had no extra room. Good times.

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god damn it

is this suppose to turn people on

Tall, flat, blonde "women" are incredibly disgusting.
They all need to dye their hair brown
and of course get BLACKED RAW but they're doing that anyway.

it really is and she acts terribly in it. A truly incredulous cringy performance.

Fake nose.

That suit would look really good on a dude. Why the fuck is she crossdressing as a man?

GOD DAMN IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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The Shallows is a top shark film

> not posting the sex scene with side nip

what's this from?

All I See Is You. The only reason to see it is because it’s Blakekino

Blake had leaks before it was cool

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Low key one of the best sets in the game. You can keep your spread beaver shots, I like mine fully nude but tastefully posed.

i watch romcoms when im drunk and unable to sleep

What romcom is in this thread?

Fun Fact: Leo DiCaprio uses Blake Lively as a cumrag before dumping her ass onto Ryan Reynolds.

#DamagedGoods

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You know, past a certain age, a man without a family can be a bad thing.

I like to pretend those few months didn’t happen.

Her big sister is Robyn Lively from Teen Witch.

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Blake is hotter

Now that the dust has settled, who was bestgirl? Serena, Blair, Vanessa, or or Jenny?

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Blair or Vanessa, I guess.

This thread is a Blake love fest, rightfully so, but Serena is a stone cold idiot.

Blake looks amazing with the extra weight. She's become a 10/10 breeding goddess.

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True. I think she is pregnant again, or at least the last time I saw her she was

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POST MORE OF THE MOUSE WITH THEM TITTTIES

Why did the writers ruin everything interesting about her so she could do no wrong? Like remember in S1 where she killed that guy and then they were like "nah it's cool" and then the had everyone love her. No wonder Dan went cazy and became a serial killer.

The ‘scandalous’ LA face with an Oakland booty dress.

She’s pregnant again, #3. Revealed it at the Detective Pikachu premiere.

Based Deadpool

I hear ya, but it’s a Teen Drama so it’s ok not to take it seriously. Just enjoy the view.

They literally didn’t decide who Gossip Girl would but until the last season, at which point they just decided Dan made the most sense.

I don't think a straight man could have sex with her and not be overcome with the urge to impregnate her over and over.

Fuck is this from the same movie?

That’s why I love all the things a woman can be. She obviously loves motherhood and is a pretty good person, all things considered. Rewind ten years and she’s at her hottest posing in hotel rooms and making some lucky guy beg to see her cunt.

Simple Favor. She goes in there with her husband, nothing too great to see

blake is a retard for agreeing to do photos like this, i always thought she was cool but she is just another hollywood whore.

It’s one photo that was used for digital marketing for the movie, so...?

However I did always think this particular shot was interesting. The rest of the marketing from this series was all about ‘not what you expect’. Coke turns out to be flour. A glow from a fireplace turns out to be an actual fire. This photo was...just the photo. No twist.

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coke addicted whore

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did mr naharis kill blake's dog?

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What is the premise of this film?

Fuck, she's pretty

There’s that Nip.

Now let’s talk. Do we really think it’s her? She’s talked about this movie being her first nude scene but isn’t the rule supposed to be ‘if you don’t see a face...’

*we’re not discussing that closeup nipple in the flash of imagines. That definitely isn’t her.

alright
alright

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Woman, blind since a childhood accident, undergoes a procedure to regain sight. Her husband, whom isn’t on her level of attractiveness, starts secure but (surprise, surprise) begins to feel insecure about it.

To say any more would be spoilers but I’ll answer any questions.

do it

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I suspect I see where this is going. Good film?

Especially with how big her tits and ass get from it

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You gotta like Blake. Jason Issacs as her husband ain’t bad. Danny Houston in a couple scenes as the doctor.

It’s a unique film, the way they ‘show’ her blindness on screen is pretty good. Interesting ending (not a twist though). Movies telling new stories deserve to be seen but ... yeah, if you’re a Blake fan it makes it an easy sit.

Whoops, I meant Jason Clarke

Fair enough, I might watch it. Is it on Netflix or Chadazon Prime?

It's such a disapointment seeing 8s or 9s with ugly feet

Streams free on Prime

That settles it. By the way is there a wordfilter or did I unironically type "chadazon prime" by without noticing?

true
she has an otherwordly face but such a boring body

What an odd conclusion to draw. I would have said if anything it was the other way round

Blake Lovely

non stop breeding

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How the fuck does Deadpool get any work done?

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Doing their part for the gene pool

ngngngngn

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Imagine

Me in the womb

ywn have bath time with Blake Lively

get a load of this fag, imagine being bored looking at her body

zoomer Cameron Diaz

What’s your favorite Blake face pic, user?

>It's such a disapointment seeing 8s or 9s with ugly feet
They seem great to me, f a m

no woman had ever done that to me

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yep

A waste of water.

Definitely an all-star rear.

Just watched this and it's actually a top tier flick. Very much trashy Gone Girl

Do you think she learned to let it go?

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This kid got to be naked with Blake Lively for an extended period of time. Goddamn I wish I was a child actor.

It's like gone girl but it makes you love stacy

lewdest blake?

The leeks

>you will never be an alpha hot girl that seduces a shy, tiny, big titted anna kendrick

why live

You incels really are pathetic

watched it on pornhub, more story than I'm used to, did not care for it.

nah thats diddlers fist

I dunno, I showered and bathed with my mum when I was a little over 5 max. Never did anything to me.

He said good

>go to bed
>wake up
>Blake thread still up
Based

is this what an aryan woman looks like

Just need to keep it up a few more hours

Has she had even more work done?

Its actually a great film. You morons just didnt get it. The movie is a joke targeted at feminazi-cringe novels. Litterally just google the director talking about it. you litteral 15 year olds.

You litterally didnt get the point of the film then moron. Fuck me, does everything have to be written out for these plebs?

I remember seeing it in theater but I cannot for the life of me remember the circumstance of why I saw it. I know I was with someone else, that is it.

Shark Tales 2: the Sharkening

>he's never seen x-art

Blake is actually sitting several metres behind Anna

>even more
What work did she do?

Blakekino highlights:
Gossip Girl (Still the undisputed peak of CW schlock. All the girls are pretty but apparently she hated it the entire time)
The Shallows (Shark versus Blake in swimwear. Solid as shark films go)
All I See is You (Blackpilled as fuck)
The Town (Heist movie that wanted to be Heat so bad, she plays a fairly minor character)
Age of Adeline (Probably the quintessential Blake kino movie)
The Lonely Island's I Just Had Sex (featuring Akon)
Green Lantern (where she met Ryan Reynolds. Bad even by capeshit standards but Blake and Ryan have great chemistry so if you're a fan of either it works well)

Clearly had a nose job (that we all know about) but it fer face is looking a bit too tight at the moment, like she's botoxed or something.

Just watched it, ffs she was already perfect before

Got to admit, I was a little disappointed she didn't get away with it in the end. I thought after the graveyard scene Blake and Anna were going to do a BFFs frame the husband and collect the insurance money when he dies. I was also 100% sure they were going to reveal that Stephanie killed her husband by sabotaging the car and the brother was an accident but that didn't happen.

Genuinely fun film though.

That movie was kino. Except that the guy playing young Harrison Ford didn't look like the guy from Solo but instead looked and sounded like Harrison Ford when he was younger.

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Disney really shat the bed by not hiring him for Solo.

Based on a book and I think she gets away with it there.

user, you ever hear of the Podcast where they review and rank the Blake films? FilmDisq / Space Monkey Octagon if you can google

spacemoneyoctagon.com/podcast/fd-1/

This it?

Wait a second they watch every single Blake Lively film and do a podcast on every single one? This is... interesting.

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It’s a couple (but they don’t explicitly tell you that) where the girl brought the guy into the fandom. They have a good attitude to it, similar to our discussion here. They fawn over her beauty without getting lewd.

They watch in chronological order, ranking them one by one as they go. Gossip Girl comes at the end, I forget if they officially list it.

>Without getting lewd
Are you in the same thread I'm in?

I might just check it out if the first one is solid. Looks like they did the same thing for Kristen Stewart too

Yeah it’s lewd here but there’s some honest Blakeheads here. That’s what I mean, that they’re honest fans like a good amount of us are

Ill take the rat instead desu. She's cute

Fair enough. Good for them making something of it.
But Blakeheads? Really? Got to come up with a better name than that

That’s just what I’m saying. They don’t, nor do I think one exists, have a name for the ‘fandom’

I believe the technical term is "patrician"

Can you imagine her being your mom lmao

>tfw no Blake mommyfu
>tfw she will never make you tendies with sauce
>tfw you will never have mommy/son sex with her for being a good boy

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