>“No such thing as good 36-year-old pussy.”
What did Dave mean by this?
HAHAHAH JK WE KNOW WHAT HE MEANT BY IT, DID YOU SEE THE FACES OF THE SOI-BOY-KEKS AND THEIR POST-WALL-WIVES???
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahaHhahahhhahhhahHAHAHAHhahah
THEY DIDN'T GET LAID THAT NIGHT EVEN IF THEY DIDN'T SMILE OR LAUGH BUT THEY ALL KNEW IT WAS THE TRUTH.
Is Dave Chappelle the greatest comedian of all time... yeah, yeah he is.
David is a Muslim, he knows that younger is better
as long as it's tight, it's alright
If it doesn’t bleed, it’s okay to sneed
I saw some bitch in the audience with her arms crossed and salty as fuck, it was great.
Did he really say that? I might have to watch this shit.
I wish I had a wife. I'm 36 and have nothing.
if you had a wife you'd have half of that.
>dude he agrees with me so it's funny!
He just says the shit people spam here all day but since he's a black comic it isn't considered "incel" shit
> wh*te “humor”
>mistaking truth as humor
You're gonna have problems in life, user.
>soi indignation
meant for
post a pic of your wife
>haha the libtards are furious xD based black man!
You said it not me
why do you weirdos always pick this hour to shit this board. it's the only free time I have and all I see is your pseudo sjw/offended bullshit every night.
Sorry I'll just stop asking questions and consume product
>"Yea that's right, everybody shout out when you hear your letter" *rolls eyes*
he's too fucking good
All my friends' wives and long-term gf's have well-paying jobs. We're either almost in our 40's or already there. I'm the only one left with nothing to show for it.
Stolen from Patrice.
Dave getting lazy as fuck.
God, you're a fucking loser
He has obviously been phoning it in for all of these netflix specials. He obviously hasn't given a shit since Chappelle's Show. If you really listen carefully to the special NOTHING he talks about doesn't pertain to current politically charged events which is just so fucking lazy.
If this special was done by some other comic, fine, I would call it good. But coming from a legend like Dave Chappelle it's really disappointing.
The LGBT car ride bit was great
>there's not a bathroom we can stop at for you for another 4 states, just shut the FUCK up
because libshits are losing the culture war hard and their only recompense is to spew their dickless and impotent "sarcasm" which is completely 100% transparent to anyone who isn't braindead like themselves. their asspain is palpable in every post and yet they soldier on shitting up every thread they enter regardless, much like the faggot you're replying to
>dude muh sarcasm hurts my fee fees
lmao based black man good
Holy shit that projecting.
fuming
Cope. Truth hurts doesn't it?
Or is it because 4channelers ripped their humor off Chappelle
>fuck jannies
>fuck roasties
>fuck niggers
>fuck crackers
>fuck fags
>fuck trannies
>fuck you guys
the comedian. How do you not love him, Yea Forums?
Yeah, easily the best part of the special
>Gays making digs at lesbians like "I wouldn't be caught wearing THAT."
>Chappelle invented hating trannies
You guys are fucking nuts
>haha libtards are asspained
>NOOOO COLBERT MADE FUN OF DRUMPF NOOO NOO WTF THIS IS SO CRINGE STOP MAKING FUN OF HIM
lol
This. Smashed a 38 year old flip chick, mother of three, for like a year. I'm pretty hung but she was also still tight as a fucking snare drum. Jesus fuck did I nut like a faucet every time. Dave needs to get out more.
Why does anyone still listen to this nigger? He hasn’t been funny since 2006
but why at night
sjw scum always at night
MELTING
stay mad faggots, you're going to keep losing. now this is the part where you play it off like you're not a liberal in order to distance yourself from your flaming dumpster of a political ideology (on an anonymous forum i might add)
the absolute state of you spineless tranny worshipping faggots lmao
ITT: Pedophiles
> bragging about fucking used goods
lol
ya boil? ya stew? ya simmer? ya bake?
>ITT: Pedophiles
What have you won? Every piece of media is against you, every school teaches kids to hate people like you. So you won an election, and liberals have memed the president as Hitler and stopped him from doing literally anything at all.
Wow, nice Netflix special, too bad there are thousands of other ones on there that push the exact opposite views. All you have left is Yea Forums and even that's turning more and more lefty.
seething
how do I avoid this?
>libshits are losing the culture war
>THEY HAVE TO STOP DEPLATFORMING US!!!!
The cognitive dissonance of you fags is really something outside the realms of sanity. But I admire it, I really do.
>but since he's a black comic it isn't considered "incel" shit
Yeah. That's what's funny. Idiot.
this post
>cognitive dissonance
Reddit must go
Liberalism is due to a shrunken amygdala. The magnetic fields of phones and powerlines + metals in the fatty tissue in the brain.
I Blame your parents, I mean single mother, for her poor diet she had in pregnancy and what she fed you, and for letting you fry your brain on cellphone signals while posting your stepdads bbc on reddit.
youre never going to win lmao
no matter how hard you try, no one likes trannies, and no one likes faggots. least of all black people! sorry!
now please, dilate.
>uses big words
>must be reddit
I see.
why are you still on Yea Forums? it hasnt been good since it was made
>liberals will never win!
>N-Noo wtf stop taking my fave youtubers down wtf!!!
you already lost lmfao
liberals do act like ironic republicans all the time in online vidya. its their cope or something
How stupid are you? They have won 60 years ago. They control all of media and law.
Conservatives really need to switch to the offensive rather than smugly crossing their arms
>cope
Republicans pretend they're winning "le culture war" when they get kicked off every website and TV network while unironic communists can push their beliefs in children's shows. That's real cope
how is that winning? just shows you cant win in battle of ideas and have to be authoritarian fuckwits
Who are you even responding to? Where in my post did you see anything about Colbert or Trump?
>you're never going to win
>gets banned on every platform
>the medium for culture, media and entertainment, doesn't want you anywhere
>forced into the dark web with the chomos
>buh buh buh we are winning boys
>clown world hysteria continues
>global homo in effect
>TRUST THE PLAN!
>If your enemies kill you, you win
You you fucking retard
>liberals are asspained
Says rhe conservatives that whine everyday about how TV talk show hosts make fun of the presidents. You're not ones to talk about being asspained
So obviously this board and the majority of boards here like to laugh at and ridicule SJWs.
And that makes you clearly upset.
Seems like you are one and your beliefs were offended. But you keep coming back here to be offended.
So who's at fault here?
How is that losing?
so that's why globohomo tries to censor everything that goes against their ideology? because we aren't winning? if you are winning, why the desperate push for shutting it down?
despair is a putrid perfume my good man. keep the faith, the tide is turning. stay with us long enough to see the marxist scum on the run, it'll be worth it. i can tell you're one of us.
cope
TRUMP 2020
LETS BOMB BOMB BOMB IRAN
>REEE I HATE RACISTS AND MOST OF ALL I HATE NIGGERS! FUCK DRUMPF!
Is there anywhere else you can watch this other than Netflix?
>says while cannot cope with a nigger making fun of xir
Primewire
I laughed hard at the Chinese transracial bit.
kek'd
>I hate blacks!! But this one said he hates trannies, FRICKING BASED AND REDPILLED!
lol
>globohomo le censors us at every turn
>but we are still winning!
lmao delusion
"ASIAN PUSSY TIGHT AF" - Dave Chappelle
You seem to forget that at one point socialists and communists were literally hunted in society. Blacklisted from work, smeared in the press, censored. And the people who did that, with McCarthy as the figurehead, are now seen as villains and those ideologies are commonplace. Censorship and discrimination have never worked in the history of humanity. Any victory won through them has been shortlived, and the groups responsible are always seen as tyrants and zealots sooner or later. You're pointing out exactly why you will lose and are so lacking in self awareness you're somehow deriving assurance from it.
PS dilate and lubricate.
>haha we won when we controlled society but now that libruls control everything they are authoritarians
lmao you guys
The commies and capitalists were having a fucking war over the nation.
Why in the fuck should the common man care about the squabbles of two warring ideologies that have not yielded good things for the people either way?
Find full-time employment and get a gf. Maybe you start at the bottom, but you can always work your way up. No such thing really doing part-time work. And maybe you'll only have a frumpy gf, but you can always upgrade after having experience. Or maybe you'll grow to love the one you're with and make it work.
>BLACK MAN SAID N WORD
>*taps mic*
>haha
US """"""""""humour""""""""""""
And an RLM faggot to boot. Fucking soisects.
This is how the slaves cope when they are "free"
>>Asian Wife
tightest pussy on the planet, regardless of age.
You're just mad you can't call him an incel cuz he's black.
>calls MJ accusers liars
>hates mature women
I think Dave might be a pedo.
>Ew. Two.
Send Dave.
what does /k/ think about the gun part?
he said a lot of shit. his LGBTQ car allegory was pretty fucking funny
>I only like comedy when its agreeing with me
>When they make fun of the side I don't like, it's a joke
>When they make fun of my side, it's a personal attack and is with malicious intent
ya seethe?
huh?
SIZZLING
>There will never be an NML podcast with these two and some fucking douchebag, I don't know who he was but I'd like to punch him right in the fucking face.
The juicy smollet bit was gold dust. Had no idea who he was talking about till he said the name.
>that famous French actor.
Watching it back a second time knowing who he's talking about was great hearing people clock who he was referring to early on and howling is great. Also some of the best miss directs I've ever seen in a standup, he convinces the audience he's gonna grand stand and make expected political social statement and pulls the rug from under them making the audience expectations the joke.
Gillian Anderson and Jennifer Aniston are like 50 and I'd fuck them both right now.
the virgin norm vs the chad dave
>norm makes some slightly off-color remarks in a couple of interviews and spends the following weeks crying and apologizing to anyone who will have him in fear of losing his netflix gig
>dave says far more "offensive" shit in his actual netflix special and they pay him do it
It took Dave's special to make me realize what a cuck Norm really is.
I know it's useless, but I can't help myself wondering what kind of stand up Patrice would do in the actual climate. He saw what's coming well before anyone else, and Chappelle's joke makes me recollect the "pussy get old like bread, not like wine" line from his last and austonding "Elephant in the room". I miss him.
9/11
You cortisol enriched losers.