>[crowd boos] >Oh, fuck all you people, you ya know what you fucking losers, I hope you all fucking die, and I hope those fucking Eagles never win the Superbowl. Go fuck yourselves. [boos] Fuck all you motherfuckers and fuck the Flyers. Fuck all of you. Bunch of goddamn fucking losers. Booing Dom Irerra. Suck a dick. All of you. Suck a fuckin dick. You can all lick my fucking red nuts. All of yas…can line up with your Harold Carmichael fuckin jerseys, and one at a time you can all suck my dick.
>City of Brotherly Love. You bunch of fuckin cocks. Fucking goddamn losers. 52 fuckin hours into a show. What the fuck am I gonna do at this point. You people are on goddamn acid. Fuckin be up here talking about Hitler. That aint’ gonna work.
>What do you want me to talk about? Say it. Throw out some topics. Let’s talk about heart disease, something you’re all gonna fuckin die of. And I’m gonna laugh at your fucking funerals which is gonna be great. You’re all gonna get fuckin cancer which is fantastic because all your fucking heads are shaved anyway no one’s even gonna notice. You’re gonna get fired for coming to work too late cause they’re not gonna notice that you have fucking bone marrow cancer. The only thing that’s gonna give it away is me laughing at you in the fucking background. You fucking bunch of losers with your fucking cellphone pictures, fucking suck a dick. Fucking assholes.
>O&A planning anything this clever >Bill deciding to go along with this conspiracy at the detriment of his fellow comedians Conspiracy theorists are true retards, huh?
Everyone from philly is really that braindead retarded
Isaiah Ward
>if it was staged it would mean O&A would have done show prep which is very unlikely kek, true
Connor Perry
On some level they are all irredemable cocksuckers, even if it’s for different reasons. They are all shitbags one way or another.
Luke Jones
You gotta love the Shitty of Filthadelphia, keepin' it real.
Ayden Davis
the eagles did win the superbowl
Cameron Miller
Are there any other audience smackdowns as good as Bill's? No low hanging fruit like HE'S A NIGGER
Austin Kelly
Haha, and Baltimore is even worse.
Brayden Cook
>Are there any other audience smackdowns as good as Bill's?
No. This was the definitive attack that left a city in shambles. It's never been topped. The city went through "1984" symptoms and ended up eating out of his hand at the end.
Adam Adams
The people of Baltimore aren't nearly as big of assholes as Philadelphians, just crazier and more violent.
Jason Gray
The stupidest people by far I’ve ever met in this country are from Philly. And I’ve been to Alabama, Mississippi, Florida and Arizona
Bentley Morris
I was going to say Californians, but then again, I've never been to the east coast.
Christian Ortiz
Is this Neil Hamburger?
Michael Diaz
and the Phillies won another world series
Kevin Ramirez
Is Philadelphia the equivalent of a Norf FC city in bongland?
Parker Thomas
Even worse, Comedians always defend the shittiest comics as "legends" If they aren't making people laugh, they failed at their job
Jayden Powell
they had to grease the light poles when philly was in the super bowl, because their fans kept climbing them during their post-win rioting.
Leo Foster
It's the same shit, a triggered comic upset people didn't find jokes funny
Luke Davis
>Doubling down on the retardation to the point where you're defending a bunch of drunk morons It's ok to admit you fucked up user.
Samuel Gray
How pissed was he when the iggles won an owl?
Isaiah Morris
It's the truth. They all praise these terrible fucking comics as "genius" because they are too cowardly to be honest with them and lose gigs. Comedians are the only job where people cheer when you whine like a faggot that you didn't get your way
Wyatt Hughes
It's a comment really
Samuel Barnes
What are you even talking about?
Brayden Taylor
I would love to see you try to insult a crowd of angry drunks. Not only would you absolutely eat balls, and fail to win them over, but you'd also likely be stabbed after the show. You're only yourself that you whine like a bitch from behind a computer and nobody gives a shit about you while red nuts here is lauded as a champion by the very people he insulted. Write a song about it, you crybaby fuck.
Juan Nelson
Bill Burr started bitching at the crowd because they didn't like Dom Irrera or whatever old "legendary" comic was on the tour. I'd love to see Bill Burr out in the street and try his tough guy act, he'd have his head beaten on the ground in a second.
Michael Clark
Maybe you can teach him how to be a punk bitch that only rants from behind a keyboard instead.
Thomas Adams
As opposed to his "epic rants" on stage with security?
Mason Gray
As opposed to QQing over someone else making a killing off their rants while you type out angsty slam poetry.
Bentley Ortiz
>WHY ARENT YOU LAUGHING!??? START LAUGHING YOU ASSHOLES
You're the one that seems upset I'm mocking your favorite edgy comedian for the bitchboy he is tbqh. I'm just pointing out how gay he is. Now go listen to YouTube videos of his epic rants until his wife comes in and tells him to kill his dog or whatever
Robert Perez
jesus you're a faggot
Brayden Morris
>the lovely Nia is here, now I'm gonna watch her fuck some black guys while I burn my drum set! lmao
Mason Young
I just wanted to see how fast you'd reply to me, you're beyond help.
>says the fag that responded just as quickly The Lovely Nia folks, haha aren't white people stupid! Please don't hit me babe
Justin Thompson
this post was staged
Sebastian Rivera
Plot thickens: you started arguing with a different user, you soppy bitch. Go ahead and project more, though. Spout less asinine shit if you're going to tear up when someone calls you out for being just another untalented keyboard warrior.
>U r just mad cuz I insulted your comedian boyfriend!!1
No, if I were mad about anything it'd be because they're are whiny mouth-breathers like you that get lumped in as the same species as me. Go for a jog you fat crybaby.
Wyatt Jackson
Dunning Kruger
Grayson Gray
based Bill
Christian Nguyen
lmao u mad
Julian Rivera
You're the one that has to resort to playing a barely literate dope to save face, you upright abortion. Remove yourself from the gene pool. I know we don't really need to fear you spreading your parent's weak genes, but the smell is just unbearable.
Jonathan Watson
you are not only clearly buttblasted but also a fucking retard based on the point you've been arguing, hope this helps