[crowd boos]

>[crowd boos]
>Oh, fuck all you people, you ya know what you fucking losers, I hope you all fucking die, and I hope those fucking Eagles never win the Superbowl. Go fuck yourselves. [boos] Fuck all you motherfuckers and fuck the Flyers. Fuck all of you. Bunch of goddamn fucking losers. Booing Dom Irerra. Suck a dick. All of you. Suck a fuckin dick. You can all lick my fucking red nuts. All of yas…can line up with your Harold Carmichael fuckin jerseys, and one at a time you can all suck my dick.

>City of Brotherly Love. You bunch of fuckin cocks. Fucking goddamn losers. 52 fuckin hours into a show. What the fuck am I gonna do at this point. You people are on goddamn acid. Fuckin be up here talking about Hitler. That aint’ gonna work.

>What do you want me to talk about? Say it. Throw out some topics. Let’s talk about heart disease, something you’re all gonna fuckin die of. And I’m gonna laugh at your fucking funerals which is gonna be great. You’re all gonna get fuckin cancer which is fantastic because all your fucking heads are shaved anyway no one’s even gonna notice. You’re gonna get fired for coming to work too late cause they’re not gonna notice that you have fucking bone marrow cancer. The only thing that’s gonna give it away is me laughing at you in the fucking background. You fucking bunch of losers with your fucking cellphone pictures, fucking suck a dick. Fucking assholes.

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>ree you don't like my epic comedy? Well I'm gonna sperg out
comedians are fags that think people NEED to find them funny

>t. Phillyfag

Have Hitler

All this off the top of his head. kek. Funny man, shame he's a negro cuck boy.

You're unironically retarded if you think the whole thing wasn't staged.

too bad your abortion wasnt staged

>I can't do it myself so people who can come up with a string of creative insults on the fly can't possibly exist, it must be staged

>All this off the top of his head
No. He's just offloading what he's been keeping inside all these years.

Bill wasnt mad because they booed him. Bill was fucking furious that they booed everyone that went before him.

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you know he's a true sportsfag when he goes after the teams first

Put DC and NY together, then take away all the power of DC, and all the wealth of NY. What you are left with, is Philly.

youtube.com/watch?v=3jMhoGUiIkk

>Opie and Anthony getting a bunch of people from philly to boo comedians just so bill burr could read scripted insults.

There is literally no reason for them to do this and if it was staged it would mean O&A would have done show prep which is very unlikely

I never really liked him but that’s pretty funny.

I've never met someone who was from from Philly who wasn't some sort of cocksucker.

I was just watching this earlier wtf

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>O&A planning anything this clever
>Bill deciding to go along with this conspiracy at the detriment of his fellow comedians
Conspiracy theorists are true retards, huh?

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Everyone from philly is really that braindead retarded

>if it was staged it would mean O&A would have done show prep which is very unlikely
kek, true

On some level they are all irredemable cocksuckers, even if it’s for different reasons. They are all shitbags one way or another.

You gotta love the Shitty of Filthadelphia, keepin' it real.

the eagles did win the superbowl

Are there any other audience smackdowns as good as Bill's? No low hanging fruit like HE'S A NIGGER

Haha, and Baltimore is even worse.

>Are there any other audience smackdowns as good as Bill's?

No. This was the definitive attack that left a city in shambles. It's never been topped. The city went through "1984" symptoms and ended up eating out of his hand at the end.

The people of Baltimore aren't nearly as big of assholes as Philadelphians, just crazier and more violent.

The stupidest people by far I’ve ever met in this country are from Philly. And I’ve been to Alabama, Mississippi, Florida and Arizona

I was going to say Californians, but then again, I've never been to the east coast.

Is this Neil Hamburger?

and the Phillies won another world series

Is Philadelphia the equivalent of a Norf FC city in bongland?

Even worse, Comedians always defend the shittiest comics as "legends"
If they aren't making people laugh, they failed at their job

they had to grease the light poles when philly was in the super bowl, because their fans kept climbing them during their post-win rioting.

It's the same shit, a triggered comic upset people didn't find jokes funny

>Doubling down on the retardation to the point where you're defending a bunch of drunk morons
It's ok to admit you fucked up user.

How pissed was he when the iggles won an owl?

It's the truth. They all praise these terrible fucking comics as "genius" because they are too cowardly to be honest with them and lose gigs.
Comedians are the only job where people cheer when you whine like a faggot that you didn't get your way

It's a comment really

What are you even talking about?

I would love to see you try to insult a crowd of angry drunks. Not only would you absolutely eat balls, and fail to win them over, but you'd also likely be stabbed after the show. You're only yourself that you whine like a bitch from behind a computer and nobody gives a shit about you while red nuts here is lauded as a champion by the very people he insulted. Write a song about it, you crybaby fuck.

Bill Burr started bitching at the crowd because they didn't like Dom Irrera or whatever old "legendary" comic was on the tour.
I'd love to see Bill Burr out in the street and try his tough guy act, he'd have his head beaten on the ground in a second.

Maybe you can teach him how to be a punk bitch that only rants from behind a keyboard instead.

As opposed to his "epic rants" on stage with security?

As opposed to QQing over someone else making a killing off their rants while you type out angsty slam poetry.

>WHY ARENT YOU LAUGHING!??? START LAUGHING YOU ASSHOLES

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You're the one that seems upset I'm mocking your favorite edgy comedian for the bitchboy he is tbqh. I'm just pointing out how gay he is.
Now go listen to YouTube videos of his epic rants until his wife comes in and tells him to kill his dog or whatever

jesus you're a faggot

>the lovely Nia is here, now I'm gonna watch her fuck some black guys while I burn my drum set!
lmao

I just wanted to see how fast you'd reply to me, you're beyond help.

was this staged too?

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>says the fag that responded just as quickly
The Lovely Nia folks, haha aren't white people stupid! Please don't hit me babe

this post was staged

Plot thickens: you started arguing with a different user, you soppy bitch. Go ahead and project more, though. Spout less asinine shit if you're going to tear up when someone calls you out for being just another untalented keyboard warrior.

>U r just mad cuz I insulted your comedian boyfriend!!1

No, if I were mad about anything it'd be because they're are whiny mouth-breathers like you that get lumped in as the same species as me. Go for a jog you fat crybaby.

Dunning Kruger

based Bill

lmao u mad

You're the one that has to resort to playing a barely literate dope to save face, you upright abortion. Remove yourself from the gene pool. I know we don't really need to fear you spreading your parent's weak genes, but the smell is just unbearable.

you are not only clearly buttblasted but also a fucking retard based on the point you've been arguing, hope this helps