"Should've gone to freecreditreport.com!"

Credit is for poor people.

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DON'T WANNA HURT YOU

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Credit is for the middle class. Poor people don't give a fuck about that

he DOES exist!

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>brainlet

You’re my present

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>I’M CASHNETUSA DOT COM ........... man

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Freak Reddit Report dot com

RESIDUE IS EVIL DOT COM!

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>Poor people too stupid for that
Ftfy

CALL JG WENTWORTH 877 CASH NOOOOOWWWWW! CALL NOW!

how dare you make me remember this

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>comfy late night commercial thread
Based

WE'RE PICKING YOU UP WHEN YOU DIAL 7
DIAL IT SE-VEN TIMES
WE'RE PICKING YOU UP.

Why do you know that?
Have you really been on Yea Forums for 12 hours?

For great low rates you can get online
Go to TheGeneralandsavesometime!

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>a happy bachelor with a dog and a yard
I hate this fucking faggot so much. He has a wife, a WIFE, and all he does is sit around all day being passive aggressive and dream about taking the knot. Fuck men that fuck women.

I heard it in my head

I hate his shitty cgi jig at the end in rhythm to that jingle ending in him pointing at the screen
Why am I watching cable?

Another scorcher!

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>check Yea Forums in the morning
>go to work
>cook dinner
>check Yea Forums before bed

There’s nothing remotely sexual about this commercial, you guys are just sickos.

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The patricians choice.

I'M
GONNA LIVE
LIKE TOMORROW DOESNT EXIST
LIKE IT DOESNT EXIIIIIIIIIST

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I once got two DUIs in a row and had to go to the General because no one else would take me. Never again

Actually a good song

I used to stay up late as a kid to watch Red Stripe commercials, I really adored them.

youtube.com/watch?v=BfGkhhm4vXw
youtube.com/watch?v=d7tRCfSuMTY
youtube.com/watch?v=XgH1BEMFYgE
youtube.com/watch?v=54yTy1ErUXQ
youtube.com/watch?v=pjrv9CSOQRA

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Hey credit report man, my girlfriend wants to go on spring break in jamaica with just "the girls" does this sound like a good idea?

DIDN'T DO GREAT

As long as you're not paying for it and you find a new girl while she's there, yeah I'd say you dodged a bullet.

its hard not to say "RED STRIPE" like that guy when i crack one open. kino comfy commercials

Awwww

I SAID A BEEF HOT LINKS

youtube.com/watch?v=kCFjV-WJDHQ

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goddamn i wanted to suck this dude's cock so fucking bad

my dad loved this one

TELL ME HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LIVE WITHOUT YOU

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>Poor people don't give a fuck about that
Poor people are busy stealing middle class people's credit.

Did anyone ever actually use these guys? These days I just get my credit score directly from my credit card company. I have American Express, they provide me with a credit report at no extra charge.

based

Royksopp is the shiznit

HILLSHIRE FARM
GO MEAT

My thoughts exactly.
kiss my bumper
JUST KISS IT! AHHAHAHAHA

HERE AND NOW
I PROMISE TO LOVE FAITHFULLY

>school night
>staying up late watching cowboy Bebop rerun on adult swim because Mae's tits are fueling my puberty
>this commercial comes on
>pass out with the jingle in my head, here in my dream

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SOCKEM BOPPERS
SOCKEM BOPPERS

SOMEWHERE OUT THERE
IF LOVE CAN SEE US THROUGH

But she didn't tell me her credit was bad.

WON'T YOU OPEN THE EYES OF MY HEART, LORD

youtube.com/watch?v=-sIDWNW_7xY

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Becky I'm taking away your phone.
TISNF!
Me paying these phone bills is what's S...NF!

My baloney has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R!

>you'll call today

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Who thought having an annoying effeminate faggot sing gay ass songs was a good advertisement idea?

Just a shame that session beers are ass.