>Leslie Jones would often push social justice messages both on and off "SNL." Recently, she donned a "Handmaid's Tale" costume and delivered a pro-abortion rant on the "Weekend Update" segment in response to the pro-life laws being passed in Georgia and Alabama.
>"You can't tell me what to do with my body!" Jones screamed as she tore open her costume to reveal a black t-shirt with the word "MINE" printed on it. "This is how it starts. I'm out living my life, then I see on the news, a bunch of states are trying to ban abortion, and then tell me what I can and can't do with my body. Next thing you know, I'm in Starbucks, and they won't take my credit card because I'm a woman, instead of the regular reason, which is I don't have no money on it."
Leslie Jones would often push social justice messages both on and off "SNL." Recently...
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She sounds like a wonderful, kind, and well adjusted individual
Getting her to quit twatter for a few days was pretty fun
sounds like a funny bit
Will Keenan ever leave?
>Wanting leslie jones to breed
Abortion is great if you hate niggers and thots making children
I hope she finally got the message when even after five years they refuse to promote her to main cast because she's a 50 year old third-rate diversity hire who fucks up sketches on the air and needs to go back to stand up and stay there.
>w*men have a spastic mental breakdown when told to take responsibility for their actions
Remember when she retweeted explicit Hamtaro hentai back when a retweet posted everything full size
She wasn't being based. Just absolutely stupid
Oogas gonna boog
Leslie is over 50 years old, she ain't breeding anything.
>>Ugly no talent clings to political causes for attention.
Whadda shock
My psyche still hasn't recovered from seeing her nudes
>someone out there fucked this monster in the ass
Absolutely disgusting
>the slippery slope fallacy isn't a fallacy only when we use it!
>My psyche still hasn't recovered from seeing her nudes
Wait until Serena Williams nudes leak. You will be wanting your eyeballs removed.
Is her clit bigger than Chyna's?
I want to breed with the most ape-like fat nigger possible, just to do it, then run from raising the child. It’s an unending desire.
you must be black
Thank you for reminding me of this
Where’s the jokes?
WHO SAID THAT
Like she is ever going to need an abortion.
It's really just a dick
“First, they tell you to not kill your unborn baby... and then, mark my words, they wont let you buy cappuccinos because you are a woman!”
Rights should be given only to people with at least an iq of 50
I DEMAND THE RIGHT TO KILL BABIES
I DEMAND THE RIGHT TO KILL BABIES
DO NOT TELL ME TO PRACTICE SAFE SEX
DO NOT TELL ME TO HAVE ACCEPT RESPONSIBILITY
I DEMAND THE RIGHT TO KILL BABIES
"pro-abortion" is a concerning phrasing
there's a reason why most people say "pro-choice"
agreed about not letting whores use abortion as a get out of jail free card, but what about rape
i doubt she needs to worry about getting abortions
How did her nudes leak in the first place?
When she took on Yea Forums some autist hacked her phone or something.
this but unironically
good the other negro female is much more attractive and all leslie did was depress people with her shit life
We gave women rights. What did you think was going to happen?
she let a white dude fuck her in the butthole so that's kinda cool.
....I jerked to them
It would be really easy.
SAUCE NAO FOR FUCK SAKE
>Wait until Serena Williams nudes leak. You will be wanting your eyeballs removed.
yeah sure, I'll have to soap my eyes after seeing a thickfit goddess naked
Isn't this just a show for boomers? Maybe it was funny in 1982. I've tried to watch it maybe three times in my life. Could never go more than 4 minutes. Tried to like it, because the idea of SNL sounds comfy af. But its fucking unwatchable.
Worst visual ever was the intestinal worm that was hanging onto his dick as he pulled out of her ass.
I still haven't recovered from seeing her nudes. Big part of me died that day.
>Worst visual ever was the intestinal worm that was hanging onto his dick as he pulled out of her ass.
what the fuck
scary part is I seem to remember that, but I don't remember seeing leslies nudes.
Maybe I managed to scorch it mostly from my memory, but not completely
I'm just glad we have dedicated Yea Forums mods to make sure that we have threads like this to ensure proper discussion of television and films.
I can't even imagine what would happen if Yea Forums became a home for incels and poltard racists. Can you even imagine what that would be like?!
In all fairness it was only a small one. Like quarter of an inch long. Maybe other anons saw it and can confirm
someone post the nudes
Okay, now you're just shit posting
R-right guys?
Shaming a proud black woman because of her worms is literal racism
lol I never heard about this why did she retweet it? Is she a secret hamster fucker?
I mean when you get down to it the entire point of the pro-life movement is definitely stopping women from getting Starbucks though, it's dead obvious.
So do you faggots oppose abortion because it's contrarian and you want to own the libs, or do you actually have an argument why?
Leave faggot
It really varies in quality depending on when you're watching it. The early 70s/80s stuff was great but the modern day Leslie Jones/Pete Davidson shit is unwatchable.
Indeed. She's single, no kids, no husband, no anything. I have a feeling that a lot of these older women you see at these abortion protests are women who are unhappy themselves about not having kids and are trying to convince themselves that they made the right choice by convincing younger women to abort their own kids. Heres a quote from Leslie
>“Ok back to cardio. But confession I feel like I’m doing it for nothing. I know it not I’m healthy and look good but I really feel like “what’s it all for” if the people you want to notice don’t. I just feel like I might die alone. Sorry that’s pretty heavy today!!”
Is she with her soi boi?
At least she has the sequel to that Ghostbusters remake to fall back on. When is that coming out? Is Paul Feig doing another movie first or diving back into busting ghosts and the patriarchy?
Wasn't that half the reason the founder of planned parenthood pushed for abortion so much? Weren't they a bunch of eugenicists?
Really the biggest thing that sticks in my mind without falling into '>muh religion' arguments is when you draw the line on it being okay. Pretty much every sane person should know that killing a late/third trimester fetus is fucked up, but the terminology of "weeks" and "trimesters" is all artificial and I've never heard of a good argument for a specific developmental moment when it becomes wrong other than conception.
Also apparently at eight months or earlier fetuses are viable even if the mother is dead, so the "my body" excuse is really suspect.
Gee. It's almost as if every race has hot fit women and fat blobs like Honey Boo Boo's mom.
Don't care. Hope she dies from AIDS lol.
This is hilarious
This dumb bitch doesn't realize she isn't allowed to sell her body for sex, so they're already deciding what she can do with her body.
Snl sucks now that’s it’s become an all black show
You're right in that it doesn't make sense, which is why it's called the "pro choice" argument, and not the "anti life" argument. Because they have no biological argument. it's a completely losing argument for them. And so they must focus exclusively on the argument of complete bodily autonomy. Even though that's a shitty argument too, as bodily autonomy is taken away in numerous instances in society (ie you can't walk around naked despite it being your body, your choice). But it's better than the biological argument.
>Birth Control is not contraception indiscriminately and thoughtlessly practiced. It means the release and cultivation of the better racial elements in our society, and the gradual suppression, elimination and eventual extirpation of defective stocks--those human weeds which threaten the blooming of the finest flowers of American civilization.
/pol/ as fuck
>get raped
>oh I know I should punish my son lol
They're also pro vaccines (which everyone should be btw) but there's an obvious hypocrisy there
Reading about this Sheboon made me sad really.
Was she ever attractive? any anons got young pics of her?
If she was, id have saved her from herself and given her a few mullatos.
but alas, this is her legacy.
Literally no one thinks serena is remotely attractive
#DicksOutForHarambe
Interesting thing I found yesterday about measles since it seems to be a hot button issue in the US right now
If getting measles has even a 5% chance of preventing multiple myeloma, which causes 12k deaths each year in the US, it would actually save more lives each year to get rid of the measles vaccine entirely (in the year before the vaccine there were 400 deaths from it)
Which is weird since in living color was almost all black yet still pretty funny
The way I see it, we're fuckednifnwe do and fucked if we don't with abortions. We should rather focus on why does this keep happening? Why are abortions on the rise? Can we avoid most of these choices altogether?
>MY BODY MY CHOICE
>TAKE YOUR VACCINATIONS RRREEEEEEEEEE
Yeah ILC and Mad Tv which always had way funnier black peoples than snl. Off the top of my head Eddie Murphy and Tim meadows were SNLs only funny blacks. And then Chris rock and Tracy Morgan funnier moreso in stuff outside snl
I wonder if she would actually fuck me if I asked.
> Abortion
> She's 51
Not really her problem, is it?
I'd guess sexual liberation has something to do with it, people fucking without a worry in the world, because the girl will just take the morning after pill, or get an abortion. They don't realize how devastating it can be on the mental health once you know you've killed a human being inside you, it's all taken so lightly. It's all about rights and liberties, let me screw around and abort babies, I'll probably get super fucked in the head because of it but I don't care, I'll get some anti-depressants, it's all cool.
when he dies
being a religious, wholesome, mother who doesn't dress in skimpy outfits and doesn't kill her babies is the scariest thing to these piece of shit modern women
Would you give it to a young leslie Jones Yea Forums?
if you do, you probably save the world from Ghost-busters and her shit comedy.
Maybe with some BWC in her on the regular she'd lose the weight too?
Personally, id make her my mammy. Like, not my wife, god no, just the help around the house that id get to polish my cock when the wifes away or not putting out.
Of course, with her need for attention and craving for affection, Ms. Jones here would let you degrade her however much you wanted as long as you were a firm but ultimately fair master.
Id probably invest in a sex dungeon if i could afford a nigger maid like her and have days where id explain to the wife Leslie was away visiting her family or something whilst i give it to her plantation style.
When i finally get her knocked up after all the unprotected sex with her (im sure she'd like it that way anyway) id give her a nice severance package and home up the road so she can raise her suspiociously less niggerfied kids.
She could bring them to the BBQs to play with my white children and id look out for them unless they turn into hood-rats. She'd be happy at any rate with that relationship.
Anyon agree this is a good idea? what would you guys do to young Leslie Jones?
just btw that Emilia Clarke Christmas movie Yea Forums losers keep spamming is by Paul Feig
so don't fucking watch it
I do
The show is based around the idea that there's 1 funny thing per episode and the rest is just crap filler. You're supposed to wait through the whole episode until the one funny thing happens. Sometimes there's NO funny things at all. The Simpsons made fun of this phenomenon 20 years ago on the show and things haven't changed one bit since then.
In today's world I have no idea how it gets any ratings at all since anything that's even 1% funny goes straight to YouTube and you can just watch it there.
>Next thing you know, I'm in Starbucks, and they won't take my credit card because I'm a woman, instead of the regular reason, which is I don't have no money on it."
its funny because shes an overweight black woman. if a petite pretty woman delivered this, it'd be cringe. I feel bad that shes the butt of the joke without realizing it, like jonah hill, chris farley and so many others
being anti-choice is so fucking incel.
t. roastie
Neck yourself
When she blocked Milo and he screencapped it and wrote "rejected by another black dude" was worth the whole Ghostbusters debacle.
The fact that no one knows who you're talking about should answer that question.
Everything that isn't bbc sissy hypno worship seems to be racist in current year.
Do you oppose murder? Why? Same answer then, moron. And the onus is not our responsibility to justify why you can't kill babies. The argument is yours to attempt to justify killing the babies.
I have been spinning a movie idea in my head about this white dude who goes on a huge island resort but gets kidnapped by this tribe of black women and they won't let him go until they have taken 5 gallons of his semen. The man has to take part in many group orgies and it will be directed/written/starring me.
Not sure what to call the movie but the tagline will be "We'll get you white boy"
Thats some quality fresh pasta there sir, Save it and enjoy!
She used to retweet racist dms people sent her. Somebody forwarded her hamtaro pic. She reposted the whole pic without of censoring it.
That's enough spoon-feeding for you.
Telling someone they're terrible and ugly is not racist.
Thank you. I felt like I was taking crazy pills. Literally every tennis blog, social media post about Serena seems to mention her stunning looks.
I thought there must be something wrong with me for thinking she is ugly as pigshit.
Based
Post of the fucking year. You made me smile.
Everyone knows serena is unattractive, but media won't admit it. It's like when all the retarded pin head girls with zits post new profile pics and all the comments are
*hun, you gorgeous* *
Wow she's like, such an evil sjw!
Thank you for posting this for everyone can write how evil sjw she is!.you're being a huge service for bringing this to our attention my magapede friend!
I think abortion should be allowed, but any woman who chooses to get the procedure should be registered like a sex offender would. It should be a permanent mark on their record. Employers should be allowed to ask for history of abortion. It should be a red flag for the world to see, like a hideous disfigurement.
To paraphrase the new Chappelle special:
>Your body, your choice. My money, my choice.
id watch it. You better be super Aryan and they better be Midnight Black though or it wont be get my funding.
I would expand your idea to be your on a boat going down a river in africa (Time Period: 1840's-1960's, you pick ) and the reason they took ou was because they raided your boat and killed almost everyone, yet you alone managed to kill, say 5 Black guys defending some women, children and old people.
The Last Black you killed managed to bash your head/knock you off off the boat and thats how they get you.
You could even make it logical why you become there breeding cow they milk as there a super isolated tribe and you killed the last men of the village.
I expect only 20% for the rights of this picture and distribution rights in Europe.
She doesn't want abortions banned because she is one.
>but what about rape
Rape is such a fucking meme it might as well not exist. Actual factual honest to god rape is barely a thing that happens to .1% of the population, but we're expected to keep all these bullshit rape laws and child abortion laws because "wHaT iF ShE WaS RApeD?!"
It's a fucking imaginary albatross.
ah finally I can start wathing SNL again. I stopped after that crazy unfunny gorilla started, but it seems too onions and boring now after samberg and hader and the good ones left.
This, but the black women are Amazonian-sized futa in need of a new cumdump
I dunno why she is speaking on behalf of pregnant women when I can't even imagine her being pregnant herself. Who would even want to fuck Leslie Jones?
I’m 100% pro abortion for shitskins.
>Next thing you know, I'm in Starbucks, and they won't take my credit card because I'm a woman
In reality it's more likely this sort of thing would happen to a man than a woman.
I imagined it as a fully female tribe and there's a scene where it is explained:
The white dude is on his knees and the queen of the tribe comes close to him and and says "We have never tasted white mans milkshake"
She is now very close and her eyes start glowing very demonically and she continues "And now WE WILL TAKE ALL OF IT"
*Cue menacing tribal drumming*
baby dicked low testosterone incels are absolutely losing their shit ITT
Hes the anchor at this point
>what?!
considering starbucks is a "woke" corporation that loves to show their support for the left. it would most likely be white men who can be linked to anything thats not far left
hes like their only marketable actor right now,
they have to hope he never does.
If I was low test I wouldn’t hate niggers, faggots and jannies
Men in general are worse off then white men,
Basedboy white males and well off women and wannabe women who're easily manipulated by media are their biggest customers.
They'll tell any man who isn't a limpdick cuck or popular with the majority or rich to go fuck them selves.
Meaning every man reading this thread., The vast vast vast majority of men.
>delivered a pro-abortion
Why does she even care? She won't get pregnant from her dildo. Last I heard about her, she was bitching about not finding a bf
/me conflating buying coffee with having an abortion.
Ok shes against having her rights taken away to kill her baby but shes against people having rights to own guns? Odd.
To be honest the others are just the same. Kate Mckinnon is pretty awful.
>"You can't tell me what to do with my body!" Jones screamed as she tore open her costume to reveal a black t-shirt with the word "MINE" printed on it.
Imagine being proud of killing a potential human being just because you couldn't be bothered to take the pill or tell your bf to wear a condom.
Two wrongs don’t make a right
the arguments given to kill an unborn child also can also apply to toddlers so it's a bunch of nonsense arguments justifying baby murder.
it all comes down selfish women and jews getting off on dead babies.
Sublime
Ah sounds good, i like the primitive angle.
Is it a sort of white gods angle or is it a sort of sinister 'death by snu-snu' angle?
Mainly, how is it going to end? Is he gonna get eaten for the tribal girls to have energy for the birthing or some other horrible savage death?
personally, i prefer it morph into a more happy ending whereby they dont need to keep him tied up or confined to the cage anymore because he doesnt want to try and escape.
That or secret ending where he's resued by the all women SS division hidden deep in the Jungle.
I smell a trilogy at the very least!
Oh how about this for a movie title:
THE DARK QUEEN'S FEAST
(certificate 18)
>black
>human being
Abortion should and will stay legal. It's more valuable as a political football for republicans than actually outlawing it. Plus mostly shitskins abort which is good for everybody. If your only argument is that "life is sacred" then I insist you campaign to stop wars in the middle East before giving me that baloney. If you want to punish sluts well they already did the deed and they have to live with their choice. There's enough nigger orphans already.
Just got in from reddit tonight and i gotta say "We Did it Guys"!
Every day we stray further from God
Lol, she will die alone. With her cats. Who hate her.
Wow what a stupid b8 meme
He gets rescued by his white girlfriend and Denzel Washington The movie ends when they're on a ship travelling home and Denzel is on the dock with the protagonist and says: "It's good we we got you out of there. user I'm sorry to you had to go through that shit. But I'm afraid to tell you:" *Denzel pauses and looks into the distant isles* "Once you go black, you never go back" *Roll credits*
Imagine being this retarded. Imagine being this brainwashed. All the while believing you're proponent of science. Sad.
10/10 TOMATOES
For the love of God, NO!
Who's the lucky white boy that was allowed to enter inside a proud KWEEN?
It's a shame she's killing all the sympathy she could get by being a raging cunt.
>butt
probably Colin Jost's penis
Thank goodness you don't have any sway