Die

>die
>about to enter heaven
>see this
>"Not so fast big guy, to be deemed worthy you must post 3 KINOS, if any of them turns out to be a movie/film/flick, you're expelled!

What are your picks?

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I don't want to go to heaven.

Name 3 random kinos I visited. Kino International, Kino Helios und Grosse Kino.

Inception, Interstellar, Dunkirk

I post 3 television shows that are by definition not movies, films, or flicks and get in on a technicality. Like born again Christians.

Tetsuo the iron man
Slither
Bambi

let me in big guy

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this, but Rus' Kino, Kinomax and Kinoteatr Oktyabr'

All dogs go to heaven
What dreams may come
Happy death day 2 u

Kino der Toten
Kino's Journey

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Batman Begins
TDK
TDKR

Baywatch (2017)
Power Rangers (2017)
GI Joe: Retaliation (Rise of Cobra was good but the sequel was better).

But also by definition they had no release in kinoplex so it can not be kino. Kino needs to be released in 'kino'

Mean streets
Antichrist
Point break

Heeeeellooooo heaven; how's it going, Jesus?

Expelled.

>Tetsuo the iron man
I saw that on acid and it was too much for me. This artsy chick said it’s a love story?

The Last Samurai
Godzilla: King of the Monsters
Aliens

I don't think it is. Well worth a watch. I'd try again.

The Thing
Apocalypto
Prometheus

Yeah I didn’t pick up any love story vibes at all. She was hot but she had some shitty opinions on things.

Stalker, Taxi Driver, Lawrence of Arabia

Big Trouble in Little China
Judge Dredd (2012)
The Transformers: The Movie
did I win cia?

I'll give you a list
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vatican's_list_of_films

Shrek
Shrek 2

Papá Youtuber

Basic. Pleb. Rejected

you're in

07/27/1978
Spider-Man 2
Reservoir Dogs

>Godfather
>Hero
>American Psycho

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Sleepy Hollow
The Matrix
The Fellowship of the Ring

The Hunt
Doctor Zhivago
The House That Jack Built

Whiplash
Fight club
Starship Troopers

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Only 2/3, better luck next time

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BR 2049, American Psycho, Drive

sneed

Spy Game
First Blood
Goodfellas

I don't watch the electric jew, cia

Dark Passage
Gidget
The Killing of a Chinese Bookie

>Mothlight
>Le Sang D'un Poète
>Det Sjunde Inseglet

Step aside, Aidan

The fellowship, two towers, return of the king

Manos The Hands of Fate
Begotten
Toy Story 2

>Watchmen
>Man of Steel
>Batman v Superman: Ultimate Edition

>Fellowship of the Ring
>This Is Spinal Tap
>The Thing

Unironically 11/10 choices, lad. All three are endlessly rewatchable.

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The Mask vs The Sneed 1999
Dubs, Trips, Quads, and Gets 2008
He Literally Did Nothing Wrong 1944

Brazil
The Man Who Fell to Earth
The Searchers

>The Fast and the Furious
>2 Fast 2 Furious
>The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift
Now let me see Paul

Small Soldiers
Indian in the Cupboard
Honey I shrunk the kids

>The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift
Weakest in the series and has no Paul Walker. Is that a coincidence? I think not.

>The Thing
Yes. Good.

>Apocalypto
You're about to be considered worthy

>Prometheus
No. I'm giving you one last chance. Name a Kino and not some terrible flick like Prometheus.

You spelled best wrong

Zardoz
Critters 2
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure

Serpico
Barry Lyndon
american psycho

Gremlins
Demolition Man
Face Off

I show three hour-long videos of Christopher Hitchens debates and shit on the stairs.

(Snyder) Dawn of the Dead
Godzilla v.s. Destroyah
Sin City

>not peter hitchens

>You didn't die so good

Not even ironically.

Blade Runner
Blade Runner 2049
Moonrise Kingdom

>TDKR
I'll let you on board my plan if you elaborate further.

Expelled
Accepted
Expelled
Expelled
Accepted
Expelled
Expelled
Expelled
On Hold
Expelled
Accepted
Expelled

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No Country for Old Men
Magnolia
Oldboy

Am I allowed g*d?

>mfw God puts me on hold

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Barry Lyndon
Apocalypse Now (extended cut)
No Country for Old Men

If god says no, he's no god to me

Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas

Fucking kill yourself

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>tfw you get accepted

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nice

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>Blues Brothers
>The Room
>American Psycho

Robocop
Total Recall (the first one)
Alien

Robocop
The Sandlot
King Kong vs Godzilla

Spider-man
Spider-man 2
Spider-man 3

oh so this is pleb heaven. no thanks.

It's a good movie

What the fuck nigger you could have at leastsaid what the deal breaker was. Faggot nigger.