What's the connection between this retard and chapotraphouse?

chapo check

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he likes gay sex

>5'2
No way.

Cumtown is worse. It's anti-humor. They try so hard to be edgy and fail so hard to be funny. No wonder they can't make it in the world of comedy. Podcasts are where failed comedians go to have their last attempt at making it before they give up and go back home to Iowa or wherever the fuck they came from.

> muh dad and son being gay joke
> gay
> gay
> gay
> stav being talentless hack
> Adam's dick
> Adam is gay
> Adam is a pedophile
> Stav describes his dick
> Jew joke
> Adam's sexual anecdote
> gay sex
> random celebrities, characters or political figures being gay
> muh Bernie Sanders
> More gay
> hehehehihihihiehehehe
> The Raped Mexican impression
> The bit with the sports betting and underwear ad

>he's 5'4 and a half

KEK HE IS
KWAB
KWAM

Nick is also friends with Alantutorial, although I think Stav is much closer to them than Nick.

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Fuck off to reddit you double nigger

I listened to 2 episodes of chapo and all they talked about was politics and shit where's the bloody jokes?

Never forget.

Alita poster admits they would organize a raid on Yea Forums if their general is removed
>archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/115795982/#115796618
Alita poster admits they have a janitor who has told them he is a janitor
>archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/115795982/#115797502
Mod/janitor from the discussion in the linked threads above leaves up discord advertising while multiple users admit they have reported it.
>archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/115838476/#115845290
Thread full of wiped posts while the discord advertising link stays up
>archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/115838476/
Discord posters admit they plan on organizing raid threads
>archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/115838476/#115866220
Same mod/janitor leaves up discord link while post exposing them not even a minute after is deleted
>archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/115905912/#115907030
>archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/115905912/#115907055

Yo is there a new episode tonight? Is it up yet

chapo check

>no wonder they can't make it

the podcast makes $50000 a month plus merch nigger

Chapo faggot detected. People only listen to cumtown for nick. He’s a savant comedian. He has like one or two good joke per ep but its worth it.

>Nick is also friends with Alantutorial
source? based if true

>Cumtown is worse.
Shut the fuck up, you faggot chapofag. Your community is the absolute worst. Insufferable faggots gravitate to that shit podcast.

Through a random series of events I once found myself in the headquarters of communist organizers in Orlando one summer night. They were the biggest group of losers and idiots I've ever encountered in my life. A bunch of fat, failed human beings with no past or future who thought they were leading the next revolution. It was pathetic to watch them talk about how they were going to fix America. This was during the W. Bush years. Chapo fags are the same way, just a bunch of losers who couldn't hack it in the real world larping as political dissidents and revolutionaries in a shitty basement.

Also heres your average cumtown redditor pretending to be a white Yea Forums local. Unlikely to be protected by the alita pedo mod, but swaglord

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Leftists dont belong on Yea Forums. Or Earth for that matter.

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Wow, divided among all of them, after taxes, and after expenses they're almost making minimum wage.

>can’t make it in comedy
With his shirts selling so well nick is making half a million a year.

post height and jaw

Stav mentioned in the last episode him and Alan traded hummus recipes

>only $500k for 5 hosts, 2 producers, editors, and expenses
$500k is what one person should be making on their own. Most successful comedians make that in a single night.

there's only 3 people and Nick does the editing

Nick is slanging over 1000 shirts a week

>Wow, divided among all of them, after taxes, and after expenses they're almost making minimum wage.
Yeah, after somebody spends all the money they earned, they can't hit minimum wage. Great argument.

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You probably make that in a night sucking dick

>businesses operate without expenses
How to spot a communist budget estimate.

So uh....
>does impression of Chinese retard
today on the pod
>5 minute ad for dick pills
I want to talk about something I’ve been autistically obsessing over...
>Stav interrupts by singing some stupid fucking unfunny song and laughing at it
what if Jeffrey Epstein didn’t actually kill himself?
>Adam whines about getting cucked, brings up how “dope” Bernie is
And yeah that’s all for this week, please donate to our Patreon, buy my shirts and come see one of Stav’s shitty shows that we’ll spend the last 5 minutes promoting

thanks for the update adam

The show never recovered from the trip to Japan. It's still funny but it's not must listen material anymore

not that guy, but I'd suck dick if I made 500k a night doing it. I used to do landscaping and sucking on penises for a few millions dollars sounds a hell of a lot better.

no one on min wage makes that kind of money, especially in america

So, Nick gets 50%, so $25,000 a month. Tell me, after taxes and Patreon get their share, where are the rest of the "expenses"? They record a podcast in somebody's room and they do live shows.

Where is Nick's $300,000 a year on a cum podcast going expense-wise?

this motherfucker went to my college

you know about this because you post there my dude, you outed yourself out

Nick is clearly what makes the podcast work but he just isn't into it anymore. You can tell. Hell even Adam seems checked out. Stav is the only one who clearly wants the show to work as long as it can.

Also chapo sucks ass

Its per month. They make 600000 a year

>he thinks people still make money doing stand up
Unless you're Kevin Hart you aren't making money. This isn't the the time of Chris Rock or Dane Cook or Blue Collar Comedy Tour.
Cumtown makes bank on patreon. Joe Rogan is making bank. Your Mom's House is making bank.

they also work like 5 hours a week

Patreon takes 30% off the top so they're down to 35K/month. Taxes take another 30% so they're down to $20K. Now take out business expenses, recording studio time, employees and benefits and you're down to $10K/month. Divide among all of them and remove personal income taxes. Now they're making about $1,500/month or around minimum wage. Did you really think they took all of that money straight into their personal bank accounts without fees, taxes, and expenses?

Expensives of what? Mics they already own.

>Stav is the only one who clearly wants the show to work as long as it can.
Stavros is the worst one by fucking far, but he thinks he is the shit. Unfunny, annoying, cackling laugh, lazy joke premises, lukewarm political opinions, zero pop culture knowledge, and, to top it all off, incredibly thin skin.

Fuck out of here with that shit. At least Adam can take a joke without going into meltdown mode. Stav is a pussy.

you're right they'd be much better off working 50 hours a week at burger king like you do

>recording studio time
Look at this dumb boomer.

>Now take out business expenses
What business expenses? Be specific?
>recording studio time
What studio and where? When did they start recording there?
>employees
Which employees?
>benefits
To whom? What contracts have you seen?
>and you're down to $10K/month.
A number you made up.
>Divide among all of them and remove personal income taxes. Now they're making about $1,500/month
How does Nick's $5000 cut of your made up number decrease to $1500 after taxes? Personal income tax takes 70% of the cut?
>or around minimum wage.
Where is $1500 a month minimum wage? Full time.

Hahaha "studio time"

World's oldest 30 year old

alan resnick is based

You didn't read my post correctly. I didn't say Stav was good. I said he is the only one of the three who wants the show to work. Get the cum out of your eyes before you post

These cheap fucks can't even afford a real studio? Audio quality must be as shit as their humors.

wow you're one dumb ass motherfucker

They record using cheap mics in each other's living room. Their equipment is such shit that even brushing up against it causes technical problems they don't bother fixing. They're spending their money on Uber eats, cocaine, therapy (cus they're fags) and benzos

You really are a boomer

Excuse me, but Nick is on lithium, not benzos

Even LPOTL and their dumb podcast network have a studio. What kind of third rate podcast can't afford 40 minutes in a studio per week?

>I said he is the only one of the three who wants the show to work.
So, Mr. Conjecture, when is Stav going to translate that desire to "want the show to work" into anything? Or does he get a gold star for "effort," despite being a comedic black hole?

Want to hear Stav panic?
>Nick
"I'm going to step out for a second. I need to get something."

What's Stav and Adam gonna do after cumtown? Nick will wash up eventually and have a Chapelle episode where he fucks off for years or just dies unexpectadly like Bill Hicks and they will be left without a sugar daddy

Yea Forums has always been leftist.

>lithium
Is it 1930? Are hipsters using archaic prescription drugs like morphine and lithium again?

Stavs constantly talks about benzos and stims, the fat fuck won't make it to 40. Nicks a faggot too

You can't get high on lithium, retard.

No, Nick is borderline schizophrenic.

Yea Forums has actually always been right-wing socialist

>comparing morphine to lithium

ur gay

No doctors are, for bipolar personality disorder and have always used it, you retard.

First of all, it's closer to 150 minutes a week. Second, are you moving the goalpost to detract from your idiotic, ignorant argument?

How does $25,000 a month decrease to $1500? Since when did personal income tax take 70% of the share? Why would personal income tax take that much after expenses--those expenses that you made up?

Stop dodging the question, you literal retard.

Adam will settle down with a nice woman of the tribe and live a normal life. Stav will die after going on a bender with Ian after Nick leaves.

if only

He's baiting for (you)s you goddamn retarded r/cumtown poster please leave you're just as bad as he is

Nice try revisionist, Yea Forums has always been libertarian with a strong emphasis on privacy.

Fuck off stormfag

I actually have the nazi pricing

Yeah all those posts on Yea Forums celebrating Obama’s election in 08 were totally ironic

what started the chapo/cumtown divide? a few months ago it seemed like there was a lot of cross pollination, but then there suddenly became a huge divide. i don't think there's been a rift between the hosts of the two shows, so i'm assuming its some retarded reddit drama? chapo fans just having a stick up their ass about cumtown humor?

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Obama isn't a leftist

Chapofaggots are faggots and they will always be insufferable faggots. Chapofags HATE Cum Town far more than Cum Town hates Chapo. Chapofags hates Nick and have it out for him. Fuck, Chapofags hate Amber, and she's one of their own.

The simple answer is that the Chapo fanbase on Cum Town are annoying bitches--so much so that many try to hide the fact that they listen to Chapo.

>08
Yeah the ones that came here because of the chanology shit

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>recording studio time, employees and benefits

you've never listened to the show, have you? it's just them on a couch with some mics. no other employees. no benefits, they talk about finally signing up for obamacare on an episode like a year ago. so assuming your fucked math up to that point is correct (it isn't) that's ~7k/month each (it's not split evenly in reality but whatever). That's still over 80k each plus whatever betdsi and bluechew shell out all for what is literally 2 hours of work a week bullshitting. there is no editing done, nick just uploads that shit. that's on top of whatever stav and adam make for themselves touring and whatever nick makes from the t shirts. they're probably not rich but they're doing fine for how little work they put in

left eating its own as usual

He was exactly like them on "weird twitter" years ago

Wow, was there anyone in history as oppressed as commies making half a mill making zero effort content? Struggle is real.

That's pretty embarrassing

user, those numbers that faggot posted are completely made up.

he seems to have moved on from that crazy lefty stage. Like most normal folks do

It's astounding he's genuinely funny considering he's a faggot. Manlet, socialist, transplant to Brooklyn, "sober" but still snorts coke, ironic facial hair, ironic interest in traditionally manly pursuits (woodworking), owns a switch, has herpes, lets his gf fuck other men, obsessed with twitter and Instagram

>obvious white leftshit
>obvious corporate stage
Let me guess, muh systems of oppression, muh class divide and struggle. Where should I send totally not capitalist Patreon bucks, or is he Soros bucks exclusive?
Revolution lives.

will that be all, schizo?

Whats your reddit account?

kys

You're kind of retarded aren't you

I listened to the Jap ep recently and the quality of the show has really been declining. These fuckers really seem like they've totally given up.

Whats the hold up, cumredditor?

My friend who is obsessed with Cum Town and O&A sent me his podcast he does with his brother and friend. It’s not bad but it definitely is cringey at times. It’s called Frankie Buttholes.

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they realized that resisting trump gets them nowhere

dilate and have sex

Don't forget to donate more Patreon™ money cumrades, $110 000 dollars per month for Chapo on corporate platform is still not enough to start the revolution to drag the 1% from their golden castles.

he fug ma azz

Have you ever listened to Cum Town in your life? They are left-leaning, but that's not what the podcast is about 95% of the time.