Movies for this feel?

Watch out everyone. It's the internet Chad and his keyboard of steel.

>Women
>Caring about muscles
/fit/ is literally filled with gymcels

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No one will ever reach 4. It's impossible to gain height from lifting.

i got mine in kindegarten

Paranoid Android music video

The person behind this post: incel

Watchmen

Maybe but getting that ripped is the point

This. It's all about attitude and swag.

I would believe you if this wasn't incel pasta.

You are so deranged and hopeless that you can't even believe other people on Yea Forums aren't losers like yourselves.

I met my wife when we were 15, I was a star wrestler in high school. We are 27 now and married.

How many /fit/fags do you figure kill themselves when they realize that even after they’ve lost weight and got swole, girls still won’t fuck them?

the afraid to ask my mom for underwear phase

Rule 1: "you'd be a fool to take anything posted on this website as fact."

I don't care if you believe it or not. You're just trying to cope with your own shitty life so you claim everyone else here is the same as you.

his xbox should have turned into a ps4 desu

Dunston Checks in..,.

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Yikes! Have sex sweaty

Like I said l, I found my wife when she was a virgin and claimed her for myself. What have you done?

do you spend a lot of time with your wifes son

its about your face
deformed people with swag have no chance

I introduced your wife to her first anal sex.

Like to buy you some new underwear or a pair of her underwear?

I don't get it. He's butthurt because she's had sex before?

I had sexual relations with your mother

Neither of us like anal so youre full of it. You realize there's shit in there right faggot? The vagina is superior in every way.

>I don't get it.
fucking incels i swear

TAKE IT BACK YOU SMARMY FUC

Nah, if I was "coping" than I'd swallow all the incel abput all women being whores and not worth my time, I can live without that shit too. I'll get a gf in my own time and without being a faggy wrestler.

>Neither of us like anal
she doesnt like anal WITH YOU
lol

phase 5 (the pink girl)

It's the truth user. Shes a good looking woman thats all im gonna say

>”Waaaaaaaaaaah feel sorry for me :(((((((((“
Did I get the jist of this image down right?

>marrying the first girl you date

lol, you've never had a gf

t. roastie

the poster in the final panel should change to some buff guy doing the zyzz pose

she makes fun of me for not changing my underewear so she stopped doing those in the laundry so i need underwear but if i ask her shell make a big jok

She is pretty hot, I agree.

The Neverending Story

Its about your face. Get with reality goober

>Neither of us like anal
>us
>anal
Too bad. You two could have made a good cum swapping couple.

what you just said you are doing is literally coping lmao. What you described incels are doing is facing reality. Cope

Not that user, but proofs?

>t. I peaked in high school

Please delet

I’ll take that as a yes.

Nobody actually likes anal. You do realize there's actually FECES in there right? The vagina was crafted for pleasure though millions of years of evolution and you want to fuck the shit hole? We're too smart to fall for that meme.

I had a long term relationship from aged 13 to 14 before her and dated a few girls in college.

roast

Why is he blue

>I found my wife when she was a virgin
Who told you that? Your wife?

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She enjoyed anal with me. She said it really stretches and makes her feel full.

most of /tv is /pol or /b tier garbage anyway

I’d blast double the fuck out of you old man

Are you still the married guy?

daba dee daba da

I have the opposite problem. I used to lift for the motivation of getting girls, then fucked tons of girls, after a while I got confident and socially adept so I could fuck girls regardless.

Now I'm fat and lazy, and still have no problem banging hot chicks. It's seriously damaging my health cus I have no tangible reason to look good anymore.

Do you also sell cocaine?

and then user woke up in a puddle of his own semen, his virginal face wet with angry virginal tears

Attitude = Face
Swag = Height

The Hunchback of Notre Dame

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>I’ll take that as a yes.

you will take whatever i have in my pants, roastie

I played sports though ;_;

Shut the fuck up you little twink bitch. You don't know jack shit.

I'm on the new phase 6.
About to start cardio instead of just straight gains.

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His point is that if you have a decent face, charm and a social life outside Minecraft and shitposting, getting laid is quite possible even if you're fat.

>Nobody actually likes anal
factually incorrect, millions of happy couples do it
except for you lol
>You do realize there's actually FECES in there right?
ughhh its like le gross? sex shouldnt be dirty? yuck! wheres my sóylent bottle? :P

>blue guy magically gets taller

spoken like a true virgin

That's nice. And here you are.

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If I’m a roastie, the 3 incher you’ve got in your pants won’t be enough to satisfy me

The only solution is to find an innocent little girl.

I don't take steroids, but I reached the final panel years ago.

>And here you are.
so? im not banging girls 24/7 all the time, the average user has regular sex, le ebin wizurd with pissbottles is a meme, sorry to dissapoint you but we are boring people with boring jobs and boring gfs

don't know if this applies, but great movie regardless

Found the gymcel

>If I’m a roastie
confirmed

nice blog entry, faggot

Found out chick was a whore

This is so pathetic.
Literally do anything except address your own problems or improve yourself.
Professional wanna-be victim.

why are u so mad?
do u have a gf ...right?
lol

this is based and redpilled, but it only happens to like 0.003% of guys (source: my ass). Guys who marry their highschool sweethearts are lucky as hell.

Only literal fags and brainwashed retards like anal dude. Feces is disgusting you subhuman scat fetishist. The vagina is better in every way.

Are the mods just actively trying to turn Yea Forums into /incelpol/?
This is retarded

>roastie
Incel confirmed

>If you didn't find your wife in high school the latest then you fucked up. You should have cared more back then instead of wasting time playing video games instead of sports.

Honestly based and redpilled. I can truly say you're right, I regret some of my choices leading me to where I am today.

>Only literal fags and brainwashed retards like anal dude

cope
your woman will always remember you as "the vanillafaggot"

Reverse lookup that picture, it's amazing how absolutely assblasted some (I'm assuming girls) people are over it.

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based and pussypilled

6. Between 2014-2016 I went out in the world, visited night clubs, got involved with thots, and all that shit. The normie life is poison. Literally poison. 2 years of this crazy hedonist life style and I broke like a twig, both mentally and physically. I was not made for this.

I don't regret though. Before doing this I was always sad thinking I was missing out, and know that I was there and back again, I realize I had it all. I still exercise daily, that didn't change, but now I don't waste time with thots anymore. Going up a hill by yourself and smoking looking at the sunset, or biking in the night and talking with the hobos, both while good music play in your cellphone, those are actually pleasant things.

Women don't care about muscles, social abilities, or the size of your beard per se. BUT, men does. And because men does, women does.

Women don't have objective sense of hierarchy, they copy that from others. They arrive on the system, learn the hierarchy, and feel attracted by the person who is on top. Men respect and fear fit men, women realize that, and because of it they go for the fit men. Everything that gives you status inside your social group can "technically" attract women.

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1.
Furthest I've been is 2.

>Socially awkward incel thinks lifting weights will help him get laid

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Dont forget teddy bear

a mongoloid like that is probably better off with the ladies in his current state than if he didn't lift at all, but otherwise you're right

Thanks, I needed to hear this. I'm still going to exercise because I need to be healthy. But I'm not going to do it to impress others or other shallow reasons.

That's pretty good

how did this light hearted comic thread drift into the internal mental machinations of an immature retard?

...

The mods aren't even pretending to try anymore.
Does it get responses? Fuck it .. leave it up. Who cares if it is on-topic.

>help me mods!

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>tfw a guy in my school was engaged to his high school gf and was to all appearances happy
>she cheated on him on two separate occasions and he found out
>these days he's a husk of the man he used to be
Poor fucking guy

I mean honestly what did he expect. That in the say 5 years timespan that it took to get ripped from say 20 to 25 she would remain pure and wait for him? If she would have been this type of girl, she would have already been taken. If not, it's obviously that she wasn't loyal or gonna be hidden for every loser that needs freaking years to become good enough after turning his life or at least physique around.

tl;dr the simpsons scene where homer goes to buy soil

>he actually wants to discuss movies and television

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Dude comes to Yea Forums, a website that if you tell you browse it in your social circles, and they know what Yea Forums is, they will immediately look at you negatively. Dude comes here, at fucking Yea Forums, and start to bitch about gay shit like rules. Do you even know where you are? Did reddit changed their layout and you confused in which website you are? What the fuck, user.

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>That in the say 5 years timespan that it took to get ripped from say 20 to 25
No he realized it was all for nothing cause she was fucking just random dudes for fun and he did the wrong thing to "earn" her

He could have just been a jackass and smashed in half the time

did u actually use a simpsons analogy to make sense of real life

Important is not how, but what I used.

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>did u actually

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Comics women don't understand

>people actually struggling to understand this comic

There's so many people here that just shouldn't be fucking here

>If you didn't find your wife in high school the latest then you fucked up.
"My bad"

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My only desire is to find a girl that isn't a piece of shit. Fucking countless random whores is unappealing. The girl could be absolutely average in every regard and I would be perfectly happy as long as she'd love me more than I love her.

He did not have the body/personality to be one of the jackasses smashing prior to his lengthy training. And I think the point is not about one woman in particular that he wanted, but women in general.

we post sneed here sir...

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>My only desire is to find a girl that isn't a piece of shit.
The problem is the ones that arent can often do better than you

>as long as she'd love me more than I love her
No such thing.

from lifting natty yeah

>My only desire is to find a girl that isn't a piece of shit.
The mythical unicorn.
I have been searching for years, and while some girls are better at hiding it, at their core they are all petty, jealous, uncritical, and manipulative.

>I would be perfectly happy as long as she'd love me more than I love her.

believe me it wont be enough to be happy

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>working out only to get girls
I guess no matter how much you work out, if you are a retard you will always be a retard.

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looks like he belongs in a mental ward

you work out to get taller idiot

>Grow, grow, grow

Her only desire is to get away from weirdos like you.

7

fuck i cant find that screencap

There are certainly better choices available than me, but I'm doing well for my self in most regards. A girl that would be average in most regards, save for personality, could certainly do far worse than me.

Doesn't work, I'd know. Though I've grown half an inch since I started sleeping while hanging upside down approx. 15 months ago. I get the most horrendous migraines every day, but it's worth it IMO.

why do people who have never been on a date think it's a thing for women to brag about the men they've had sex with?

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How do roids increase height you dumb faggot?

Because they still orbit and talk to women and women legitimately do that now?

Have YOU talked to them?

is fascism (the real kind) the only solution?

I'm sorry, are you seriously asking me to believe you've gone on first dates with a woman, or any date with a woman for that matter, and she has brought up her past sex life?

Tinder dates
Women on tinder are...something else

jesus christ well you didn't hesitate so I'll just have to believe you.
I really did not expect that, even if you were a complete whore previously it seems like common decency to avoid the conflict of bringing it up while out on a date.

>be dunston
>check in

I don't get it

needy girls are honestly annoying to deal with

I would kill myself if I got married to my high school sweetheart

at least he did better than this guy

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I am a 39 years old virgin, I am a big worthless loser, so yes i know this feel, fuck every second of my miserable shitty life

>just get a hooker lmao
every time

Last phase
It’s more liberating doing your stuff instead of dealing with cheating hoes supported by mainstream culture

>shed love me more than id love her
coward lmao

This is why you go to an actual whorehouse.

apparently it isn't that easy

jesus christ.
and she kept the money?
obviously not her responsibility to refund the room and booze but the hour cost is his.
He must be very, very non-intimidating.
Most whores would be afraid the john would kill them for that.

Spot on. Literally what happened to me. I think most people are socially retarded and need a tv/corporate owned media to tell them what’s really cool and fun but it’s really lackluster after a while

Good luck. I mean it.

>Tinder
Unless if they are fat or ugly, they are on there to get a quick fuck. It's degenerate, but what did you expect?

The same time a triggered lone soul from the depths of tumblr thought that real life experience means nothing compared to “muh feelz and oppression” and began to defend their honor in a feeble attempt at getting laid

>Banned

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yea but what if the cops raid it

you like big guys?

Does no one else here know the simple joys in life? Splitting wood at dawn to feed the stove that will keep you warm in the winter. Watching swallows in flight over the grass, admiring their movement because it maps the eddies and whirls of the wind which would otherwise be invisible to the eye. The sight of a stag in the woods evaluating you as you do them, as you pass them by. The smell and taste of pipe tobacco on Sunday nights after your meal as you watch the sun fade and the other stars in heaven take their place.

The world is so much more than cocks in creases, Yea Forums.

Why is prostitution illegal in America?
He could have demanded his money back if it was.

time for another enema, grampy

>Everything that gives you status inside your social group can "technically" attract women.

This user truly has seen the light

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All right come on where is the Hitler one

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based ottermode and 18 year olds for me thanks

It’s based off of past times where women didn’t have as much opportunity/pussy passes and white knights defending them; so they had to resort to some awful stuff like that; so people wanted to outlaw it with that in mind

The circumstances have changed, but they only made the weak and chivalrous more vocal so the laws will stay that way until something culturally drastic happens again which it probably will

I would have went War Machine on her ass. Hiring a "famous" whore was his mistake though, just get a regular hooker.

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>Being so ugly that an escort doesn't fuck you
Absolutely pathetic.

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I mean it's a lot more than just "muscles"

The muscles need to be the right size, you need a good frame, etc.

>whore that was paid $1000 to be fucked rough on camera for years
>won't fuck you a single time for $3500

why does stuff like shit make roasties so mad?
it's not targeting you

lol sad samefagging

they definitely do

it's pure biology

Fucking bat shitposting on Yea Forums.

Nothing angers more a modern woman than denying her her "right" to be a whore

he probably offended her

>you then start to actually live with this person and realize what a fuck they actually are
A real relationship CANNOT occur until your twenties (or 18 if you screw your life up by marrying your hs sweetheart)
Source: I’m you but more honest

>implying women are logical enough to care about useful things in a partner
All that does is make them want to fuck you, which is cool if you want to run the risk of getting #metoo’ed or just being a waste of space
Try dating 10 chicks across different groups and then see if your statement holds up

>paying dinner for whores
>paying expensive room for whores
>paying expensive drink for whores
>paying 3500 for a whore
I fuck them in my car for 60 dollaridoos,

Rule of gold, never pay before you get the service. But don't try to skip payment though, or else you may get stabbed by an angry pimp.

I thought this for awhile until my sister fell in love with an overweight guy with a mediocre job and I realized the bar is not where I thought it was.

change your underwear virgin

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60 bucks?

Great gatsby?

Is it fair to say that muscles are to women like what breasts are to men?

>Just lift bro.

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pretty much
most people like them, but there are more important things

Senator Armstrong > twink

cope

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femanon here.
left looks like a faggot, right looks silly but like he'd be funny in social situations then dominant in bed.
I'd prefer a masculine doofus to a cringey fuckboy.

I find it hard to ever be legalized in there though. Women are now a majority on college, and get jobs way easier than men, and well established women are against prostitution because in their minds it takes away their influence on men.

If it is not legal already in your country, I wouldn't count on ever being legalized.

Or cheaper. Legalization drops the price of prostitution.

But now I saw that the whore in that user's pic is a "pink card", or meme hooker as people call. For some dumb reason people are willing to pay thousands for this specific person to fuck then, like being famous, having appeared on television, or have some kind of status in that case, being a famous pornstar and the stupid retard goes there and do it because reasons. Meme hookers are the dumbest shit ever. An absurd amount for an average fuck, just because she is somewhat famous.

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any cold war kinos?

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>have shallow goals of fucking hot woman and being ripped
>became /fit/ to fuck some attractive woman
>be surprised when the woman is as shallow as you are
what kind of woman do you think you're gonna attract when your standards are big titties and attractive and your method is getting ripped
did he think virgins were gonna fall for the meathead with the only desire of smashing baka

>shitting on the based senator Armstrong
Well, yeah, the guy on the right looks clearly superior, the one on the left might be interesing if women wanted to try lesbian sex, but not quite.

I hope for your sake your combined lifts are atleast above 1k.

Faggot here. I would take senator Armstrong any day.

Only teenager chicks and prison gays care about twinks.

>not exercising your sole muscles to get 1-2 inches of height
not going to make it bro

I agree, and more and more people are realizing that they really aren’t the oppressed princesses that they’re made out to be; which will result in some form of significant culture change; which will be just as shitty since it’ll probably bring up another toxic subculture that happens to be allowed to hate wahmen

my real wife will be born after my current wife gives birth

I'm going to jump on the right > left train. If he's got more humility and the more fun-loving personality, it's no contest.

Lol Lui Marco actually fucks some french bitch, pretty sure they are getting married.

>femanon here
you will never be a real woman. dilate

Being in love with a person is toxic. The moment you fall in love you've given away all your power to a woman. Loving someone is healthy. Learn the difference if you want to be happy.

same

Karma goes around I guess.

100% phase 2 but I'm getting married to a qt in a month

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Better to be a 6 with muscles, than a 3 without them.

Either you improve or kill yourself, those people in that pic chose the first option, and I commend then for it.

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>If you didn't find your wife in high school the latest then you fucked up.
How about you find a grammar book you retard, is your wife as dumb as you?

>This is why I will always be superior to any of you
You will live and then you will die, forever. That is all. Humble yourself while there is still hope. If there is still hope

Senator Armstrong or Hasan "I'm literally only known because I'm related to Cenk Ungr" Piker?
Armstrong.

Why are you posting this when most of these guys except maybe three exceptions look average at worst regarding face.
>including the shitskin purging Golden One in the pic
Ah, you are some butthurt Cumtown soj.

>I'm getting married
Seriously what the fuck are you doing waisting your time on this website? You have a fucking family to raise and shouldn't be shitposting you fucking normalfag.

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cope

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>a 6 with muscles
>a 6
that's being way too generous. most of them look even more awkward being jacked than they would being skinny fat. Just goes to show how important your face really is.

Goes to show you what the state of marriage is nowadays

The Quebec movie Leolo contains a sequence that resembles this somewhat.

I don't understand what you're trying to say here.

>hating on Chestbrah
100% cumtown freak. Moreover, who would seriously listen to show named "cumtown"?

Do they speak French with subtitles? In my experience French movies are a pain to watch even with subs.

Said the manlet.

DELET

tits or gtfo

Well, you will never be a real man either, so might as well dilate too.

Nobody in real life talks or acts this way. Most people don’t care, and the ones that do are people that spend too much time being insecure online and overreacting to things because of it.
And besides, if you legit are upset with how women treat you, shouldn’t you just ignore them instead of wasting your time wondering why they treat you the way they do?

Oh, shit. Is that who the faggot on the left is? I didn't even realize.

GOTTEM

I'm 27. I unironically go on Yea Forums to shitpost in between living my """""" real life """""". No family yet. Too early for that kinda shit m8s.

Feply Rail?

People actually go through all this shit and mental effort just to get their dick wet? shit's grossly overrated, just masturbate or call a hooker if you want it that bad
t. boomer who's been with more girls than he can remember

That’s what that retard gets for paying for sex.

No, I’m just trying to tell you that the whole face is everything myth is based on trying to appeal to people that treat you like shit. That doesn’t make sense to best yourself up over that

Except he didn't even get sex. He played for her time. That's why you always get the sex first then pay.

Oh, is it actually that fucking commie? Given nepotistically a job by capitalist Yughur to shit on capitalists and sucking dicks of mujahedeen when they would cut off his degenerate head almost immediately?
Imagine having the same politics as Procter&Gamble and still thinking you are some sort of working class hero.

How can you be so cucked?

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Post-6
It's when you finally accept that most every woman is a fucking wreck and not worth your precious time. You'll feel sad at first, but then relief. Relief that the problem wasn't your body or your face or your clothes, it was the simple fact that you are totally mentally and emotionally incompatible with 99.9% of women and you may die alone, but you'll live a happier life than the saps who end up suffering the rest of their lives with some whore.

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/fit/.avî

That’s a sure fire sign of a grown up right there

>n-no u dilate!
>I got a tranny to literally seethe at the dilate meme
loving every laugh

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Who gives a fuck what you want?
Tits or gtfo

I never mentioned Chestbrah. Having a neck that deflects axe blows should be what every serious lifter strives for.

>Well, you will never be a real man either,
lol tranny confirmed

Face is actually very important user, I've always had a "pretty" face and women treat me differently, they even throw compliments sometimes. Even my wife told me the reason she approached me was my face and hair.

I don't get it why didn't he start jerking off?

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Word. Unfortunately young men tend to think that they will be that one exception of the rule.

This movie was based.

Ok, but to discount your entire existence because of something other shitty people care about is retarded

>two girls start making out in front of me and my friend
>he pulls out his cock and starts stroking it
>I do the same
>I start to mount the cuter girl
>she wasn't wet
>stop

later I was hanging out with them and her bf was cucking her out to all his friends. glad I didnt do it

Women are mean creatures, they are very superficial, yes, no one should bother, I never wanted a relationship because I knew it would be problematic and I was right, once they get over your attributes you are just another man.

A girl I went on a few dates with did this on our last date. Nothing was a bigger turn off. It's not a compliment to know you're one of the biggest guys she's been with, when her body count is triple yours.

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not the user that you replied to, but your post sounds like cope to me. people who are attractive are treated better than those that aren't. that's just the way things work.

most of these look fine and likely look much better in person

What trailer park? Or shit hole country do you live in user?

>swag=height
Nah. I stopped taking Hollywood action movies seriously when I find out height of most actors. If I stood behind Downey jr during photo OP, I'd be able to put my hands on his shoulders as if he was my woman, with my head out of the frame.
Can't take little people seriously.

you dont get out much do you. girls are nasty sluts bro

His imagination

Senator Armstrong is very rich, the guy on the left is so poor he's a skeleton. I'd take right every time.

t.femanon

No you didn't

The biggest cope is telling yourself that copes existed at all

1
I'll start soon
that's what I've been telling myself for 2 years

Good point. Maintaining serious gains is expensive as fuck. If he manages to properly feed himself, he can easily take care of family of four.

Read a book, dumb cunt. Couples with only one partner in their lives last the longest on average.

>120240922
god bless mother russia

That's not rule one you fucking newfag. Go back.

2

If you're still in puberty and your growth plates haven't closed, taking HGH will definitely turn you into a fucking tree.

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I started working out for women, stayed because it feels good to be able to haul ass when needed.

Women can generally sense the beta in you and there are other factors like face and bone structure that you can't work out. It helps, but by inches.

You sound like a 12 year old. You may be in your 20s, but everything you've said screams underage. So maybe you are simply the mental age of 12. That must be nice, I envy you.

I've been married 10 years, and I met my wife at 23...She was 18.

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If you spend so much time in there that the odds of you being there during a raid becomes more than just a slim chance, you deserve prison time, pervert.

8. traditional catholic gf who is saving herself for marriage.

It kind of reminds me of watching Dennis.

>Women don't have objective sense of hierarchy, they copy that from others. They arrive on the system, learn the hierarchy, and feel attracted by the person who is on top. Men respect and fear fit men, women realize that, and because of it they go for the fit men. Everything that gives you status inside your social group can "technically" attract women.

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That's a weird rat.

>If you didn't find your wife in high school
lmao you're gonna get MEW'D

>saving herself for marriage
>saving yourself for a chick who's been on the cock carousel and wants you to wait to get her into her pants
you're a literal cuck

don't believe me, makes no difference to me. Enjoy a miserable life by not having the ability to pick a suitable mate

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What did he expect? Did he think women out there were just sitting in their rooms playing video games like him the last 10 years of their adult life?

Truth and realitypilled. Put me in the screencap

>don't believe me
I never said I don't believe you. I just called you a cuck, which is what you are.

He got that leg surgery.

>not determined and focused
Shitty edit.

This.
>tfw married my thicc redhead gf in high school and she literally just works out and cooks all day because I have a good job

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OH NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONNONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONON

you have to feel sorry for manlets, it's not their fault

ONEGAI MUSCLE

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That user is mistaken or just joking around, it's a model named Jon Kortajarena.

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That mans name? Purple Aki

Money = Frame

Why do women tell about their sexual escapades?

No beatings

>tfw i've transcended the desire for women

True freedom and friendship with bros is worth vastly more than a feeble relationship with the weaker sex.

Soya Chad bottom left

They honestly seem like confessionals more than anything else. Especially when they almost immediately jump into it with people that are acquaintances at best, there seems to be an undercurrent of guilt pervading all of it.

unironically scared me as a kid, that wooden doll shit fucked me up

>describing you talkin to me

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i feel sorry for everyone in this pic

>not being born into an arranged marriage procured for you by your hindu boomer parents

proof that nazis are incels

If only you saviors of women would do something productive like disrupt Nazi rallies instead of annoying everyone with your feeble mating calls

are you autistic and cant understand jokes?

It's not a brag per se, but in the early stages of dating it's normal to talk about the number and nature of your past relationships, ya fucking spaz. OP is unpleasantly accurate but at least you can roll the dice.

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Send me and every other fuckhead ITT to the nuthouse. Wanting something that you also hate has gotta be some kind of specific mental illness

Nightmare Luffy?

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need

gymcels simply cannot cope with the fact face>all

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