Eat a full tray at chow time

Lemme get a link, fish.

>why are people interested in another world they hopefully won't ever visit
Gee, I dunno

He said homosexuality gets you killed

I get watching oz or something but his videos are boring as fuck.

Wes Watson on youtube

So do people actually split cheeks or is it a giant meme?

These prison videos made me realize most prisoners should be executed

I imagine it depends on the yard, being a homo on a level 4 or 3 will get you booked but you'll probably get away with it on a level 2

prison slang is so fucking gay, which makes sense considering the people who use it

>when you get your cheeks busted but the nigger wasn't Peter packin' so you barely felt it
>you sneak up on him later in chow line and split his wig

Motherfucker asked for shit

My man's head 15% too small for his body.

>brags about how easy it is

>needs steroids to do it

>gains self-confidence from it

Fags like him never get the irony of their existence.

Reminder to put in that work for your MOTHAFUCKIN race and your fuckin people. You know what time it is
SUPREME WHITE POWER

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He's a fucking ex-con nazi. I doubt he cares much about logical consistency.

Thought I would find him insufferable but I haven't been this entertained by a youtuber since Rich Piana passed on. Absolute kino content.

the aesthetic of european skinheads, mainly british ones, is pretty cool but the american one has always been too homoerotic for me tbqh.

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Most should, yes. The liberal notion of rehabbing them doesn't quite work on a sub 80 iq mongrel with no actual concept of guilt or conscience. The system fucks over ex-cons too, no one wants to hire out a gang banger that served 15 years for murder. Fuck it, you're killing someone again because why not? You get free shelter, food and water, which is great if your only options are either under the table slave jobs or hitting the streets.

Plus, even if you do get out and turn your life around, people from the inside can meet up with you and very easily connect you with crime. The system is designed to keep prisoners in prison, free or not. Current system makes it so that once you're in, you may as well stay in. Your life is pretty much done.

>watch Shotcaller once
>within a month my entire youtube recommended section is nothing but ex-con youtubers

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HOOP THAT SHIT HOMIE

big herc a real playa

I like OG Badger

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We'd do 88 burpees, 88, HH, heil Hitler, fuck niggers and FUCK jannies, but I'm not racist. I've already been over this shit that's just how it is in the pen.

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iktf
the other one that was shitting mine up for awhile was some skinhead that was buddies with Herc and Wes

youtu.be/mPFK7ZCrYyU

Based, man, I'll get you a couple of packs of ramen from the commissary.

hoop that shit homie

For me, it's Lockdown 23 and 1

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>tfw you only have a lid of bugler to get you through the night

>tfw you kind of want to get your cheeks busted by him

I literally can't get enough of this nigga's videos. Get him on Rogan.

>I haven't been this entertained by a youtuber since Rich Piana passed on. Absolute kino content.
Is he the new Rich Piana for the average /fit/izen?

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fucking based

China Mac is my ex-con Youtuber of choice.

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Based.
HOOP THAT SHIT HOMIE
Show up with your motherfuckin paperwork.

>when your celly is a chomo and now you gotta have another two years added onto your sentence

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Only the blacks in prison do gay shit btw. You get fucking killed by AB if white and killed by all the other Mexi gangs if you're mexican.

Can someone translate this to non niganese ?

I'm thinking yeah. Greg Valentino occupied that role for me for a while, but it's just not the same. Wes is closer to a true heir.

Friend worked in a max security prison and its mostly consensual anyway. He also said it only happens with non-gang members and black gang members.

You're gonna get your motherfucking wig split

NIGGA
YOU
BETTA
BOOK
THAT
CHESTER

He spent like 10 years straight doing nothing but working out. Maybe hes using now that he's out but he sure as shit didnt get to use it for 10 years.

Canadian ex-con here, it's funny watching these channels and seeing how different the language and shit is.

>mfw thinking about how Yea Forums pedos are doing in prison

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How is canadian jail

I'd love to see a video of this from a canadian perspective. The one about Mexican prisons just being cartel hotels was hilarious.

If you can get heroin and cellphones in prison you can get steroids

Source on him using steroids?
Thats right you fucking fat fuck you have none

Hurrr durrr racism in prison bad
I dare you to go to a cali pen and try to preach that you fucking cunt

>Hurrr durrr racism in prison bad
lmao, he's obviously still holding those views. dude's a closet nazi now that he's out.

theyre seperated from GP in SO block. generally with violent rapists but for the most part theyre not messed with unless theyre in a medium security prison. go see the guys on the hansen show that got released, dont think any of them got murdered

most prisoners dont want to add years. a murder is going to 30 to life, assault is going to be 5-10 years. unless you're ordered by your gang or just fucking stupid it doesnt happen often.
>t. friend worked in max security housing the most violent and highest level gang members

sure but i sincerely doubt he'd have a steady supply over 10 years
no need to add prison time to get bulky when you can get bulky anyway.

>consume my ration of victuals in the communal dining hall
>perform my daily calisthenics routine with gusto
>take a stroll through the grounds
>one of the newest boarders has questionable practices with regards to his record keeping habits
>he is not accustomed to the daily routine here
>his showering habits leave something to be desired
>I inquire about his ethnic background
>He realized about this time, albeit far too late for him, that his predicament would not end well
>the authorities reprimand my violent outburst by confining me to solitary
>I perform my calisthenics with much hatred for other races.

AB works with the Mexicans because they get along in prison and on the outside. As funny as it sounds theyre more business oriented together, black gangs are just chaotic.

>the back of his shoes are flat
what is this?

He's literally not racist retard, he says racism is the epitome of ignorance

SO, reporting in. I did a year in prison for plowing a 16 year old thot when I was 20. They're all put on a SO yard where it's more or less Camp Snoopy for retards.

It's nowhere near as political as regular yards but the whites are the most high strung race who enforce their rules more strictly than the niggers or wetbacks.

If you're under 30 they make you work out and go to Youngster Nights. I just watched cable TV the whole time and ate junk food.

>he doesn't appreciate incorporating localized ebonics into one's vocabulary
Homie, you better get that motherfuking paperwork hooped boy

Shitty, but not as gang oriented as American facilities so you can get through without having some fucker force you to do a bunch of stupid shit that will get more time added to your sentence.

One of these guys did a Canadian con interview once think it was 23and1

>be me
>did 3 years in Wabash valley in Indiana
>white guys had the key to the prison
>whites outnumber blacks 4-1 barely any Mexicans either
>nothing really popped off the entire time i was there because the blacks were so outnumbered they knew their place and stuck to themselves
>played a lot of basketball and got /fit/, read a ton of books
>never got asked to put in work
Pretty comfy time, I suggest if you go to jail do it in southern Indiana, god help you if you go up north though.

wait what? big herc did porn?

Are you white? Are you FUCKING white? THEN PUT YOUR MOTHERFUCKING SHOES ON. We wear our shoes, I'll put my shoes on. We're rolling together.

who is this guy? im seeing him get shilled on several boards

Which state if you dont mind me asking? I know some are worse than others.

Jut wtched one his videos. Even Rich Piana wasan't this stupid or this much of an unabashed retard. Atleast Rich was a millioniare and made something of himself working out and his brand, Wes just seems like a wannabe that can't get a job anywhere after his time in prison.

Whats the flat bit though?
I get never going barefoot. Would suck for me because my feet stink if I leave my shoes on for a long time.

In the cell. You know what time it is.

I actually had an older cousin who was around 23 and got put in jail for 2 years for fucking a 17 year old. Although I knew he wouldn't be messed with since the dude was a legitimate hulk. But I still think it's kind of bullshit that he got 2 years chopped off his life for what is essentially fucking nothing and he got back together with her right after he got out which made the whole point moot

It's 8:20 pm.

Personal experience?

Obviously you have never been to jail. While other races prefer to rape whiteso do other whites. They predominently prey on their own race.

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Because all the other races wear their shoes like flip flops and stand on the back, wes just got to the yard and only had state shoes and they were fucked down the back, so the white guy who had the yard got hot with him about it

Parents say something about it or friends?
Honestly pretty fucked up at those ages.

Arizona, the heat sucked though since we only had swamp coolers and no AC.

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youtube.com/channel/UCWUxLYGeeIKxxioUqL54Q8g
I saw him getting shilled too, and I was pleasantly surprised. Might not be your cup of tea but I can listen to his shit for hours.

She folded a few friends who told her 16 year old boyfriend who told the school who told the cops.

Yeah, worst experience of my life since I'm grouped in with legitimate child molested rapists but it was 13 years ago so I've learned to just let it go and move on with my life.

Women love this shit

Hoop that shit homie

Ironically, you sound like the kind of materialistic shallow asshole that Wes advocates against.
The truth is both him and you are retards, but if I had to pick my poison, it'd be Wes desu.

what happens if my paperwork doesn't check out?

I hope your smart enough not to end up in Prison like Wes user, atleast Rich Piana advocated eating big to get big, not acting like some badass over the internet for popularity.

The homies are gonna take you off the yard

Depends. If you're some chomo you're getting your face marked up. Anything else like snitching and your shit is getting straight booked homie

You know what time it is

Nope. It's a general rule in AB/Mexican gangs that you dont do gay shit or you get whacked. (or brutally beat)
Maybe in SO, never ever happens in GP unless theyre not gang affil.
Not saying this encompasses every experience at every prison but a good friend spent 8 years working at a highsec prison and this is what he's told me from his experiences and from other guards/prisoners. He was well liked by a lot of the guys and they told him all kinds of crazy shit.
He also beat the shit out of a guy who tried to shank him when he was a greenhorn. (friend is like 6'6 and 350 lbs, not sure why anyone would fuck with him ever)
Also there was a guy who used to poke himself in the stomach/intestines with a paper clip to go to the hospital and have surgery (probably just to get some painkillers for awhile). Same guy used to shit on his cell bed and sleep in it.

split wig

Can't you apply after a decade to be removed? Thats fucked man but at least you're at peace with it.

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That raises a question, who do the Chinamen bang with in prison, especially if they are in a much whiter flyover state? Do the run with the Hispanics and just put up with "chino" for a nickname or what?

Are you sure you've even seen his videos? Not getting in prison is exactly what he's about. It sounds to me like you're judging him solely on the way he appears and behaves.
In any case, they're both anti-heroes, and not necessarily people I'd wanna emulate in any capacity. But it's entertainment, and there's something to be learned from pretty much any random person on this Earth.

You're also a legitimate child molester rapist, goof.

I dumped this mother fucker on the ground right in front of a stupid grape soda drinking nigger. I'M NOT RACIST, that's just how it is in the pen

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Actually based.

Age of consent where I'm from is 14. Don't sweat about it too much. Unless you wanna fuck a minor again, in which case go kys.

having the world's biggest prison population means having a lot of good employment for prison guards

Looks like a homosex porn actor

Dude since i watched Wes's videos ive been waking up at 6:00am to lift and hike. I gotta get my program tight as fuck if im gonna make it and acheive my goals.

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good shit man but dont take any other aspects from his videos.
hes doing good with the warning people and self improvement stuff but you can tell he's still deeply rooted in prison society. (really hard to break free of)
Best of luck man, I hope to stop being a POS and get some motivation in my life soon

In many states, no you can't have that shit removed. Kind of crazy if you think about it. You can be living next to a person that got paroled after 12 years for shooting their neighbor over a parking argument and not know jack shit but a high school senior that fucked a high school sophomore girl the next state over and didn't know the laws can have his life ruined. My state has romeo and juliet laws but not every state can be that rational when it comes to teenagers fucking.

>Youngster Nights.
wat

>Yeah I know that guy was fucking my girl when I was in. He answered the phone when I called her place. And you know what? I gave them relationship advice.

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Confirmed lenny is a brainlet. Wes only encourages people to stay out of jail and stop fucking up their life.

my state is 18 and all other states around us are at 16, kind of whack.

Being 19 is not uncommon for a high school senior and a senior dating a freshman is not uncommon either. A year after prom a guy can get sent to pound me in the ass prison for fucking his girlfriend. That's retarded, everyone knows it's retarded, it's kept around in more backwards states because when "muh believe women, muh sex positive unless that sex reminds me I'm an unfuckable old hag" leftist retards merge with "muh tough on crime." conservative retards everyone fucking loses.

All's I know is that Jason is canonically from Halloween now and there ain't a single mother fuck that can be done about it.

Anything under 18 is a literal child and you are a pedophile for being attracted to a child when you are over your 18th birthday.

If you don't like that fact move to Mexico where you can bang 12 year olds.

from what i've read heard and watched
chinese usually stick with the "others" group which are asians i guess or some chinese/southeast asians/ darker skinned asians would roll with black gangs or mexican gangs

Don't wanna sound like a pedo enabler, but why is it that certain countries have their age of consent below 18 then? If you ask me, anything below 29 is a literal child mentally, but from a physical perspective, females are readily developed at around 16.

the age of consent across history was always way lower then 18. even Americas which was found on puritan values was around 10 to 12 depending on state until the early 20th century

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>big

>herc

OK, cool you're just trolling. Personally, I'm a Lisa Ann fake tits and stretch marks trashy milf kind of person. In the two previous examples, 23 and 16 is pushing it, but 20 and 16 is well within the confines of a couple of high school sweet hearts.

Age of consent in the Western world was raised after women got the vote and realized how fucked they would be (or not be) if they had to compete with female who were at the prime of their fertility, youth, and beauty.

This also combined with women voting in the welfare state to eliminate the father and co-parenting and instead pass off the protection of a young woman's chastity to the state.

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>the law is trolling

le mow

Enjoy prison, Chester.

based. china mac was about to beat up some guy on a podcast.

youtube.com/watch?v=Yfn8n9QBSxo&feature=youtu.be&t=1456

This is fucking bullshit

>go to jail for simple bullshit
>get more time cause your cellie just happens to be a chomo

Lol this guy is such a dumb meat head, his stories are barely coherent and he has nothing interesting to say about prison. All these AB roided gorillas love to talk so much shit about the ‘politics’ of prison when it’s clearly so juvenile and run by a bunch of low iq psychopathic bullies.

>tell celly you're a chomo
>he beats the shit out of you and gets more time
>was never actually a chomo at all

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Just one night a week where anyone under 30 has to go play basketball or softball. It's meant to build a sense of camaraderie I guess.

I was only there for 9 months so I didn't hang out with anybody or get a hustle. I think a lot of the other guys resented me for it since I had a radio, CD player, TV and locker full of snacks and didn't share with anybody except my one buddy Mike who was autistic as fuck but still hilarious.

HOOP THAT SHIT HOMIE

Fucking a dude isn't homo, catching feelings is.

He's just muscular and tattooed how is that homoerotic?

Kek Canadian jailbirds say "goof" all the fucking time. Bout the only prison slang I know.

>shitposting on Yea Forums instead of putting in the fucking work for your people
What in the FUCK are you doing with your lives, anons?

I hoop everything now, preparing for my sentence to the gulags.

You're right, how could I be so blind. White power, kidding btw not racist. 88

My dad was a burglar and went to california state prison. Went to youth authority and shit and county and everything when he was younger. I guess he was a tough guy back then, but I think if you take any man and put him in that extreme of an environment, where its between getting raped and otherwise victimized every day, or sticking up for yourself. nearly everyone will fight back. I don't think you have to be superman to survive prison

what does SO mean?

>everyone else now believes you're a Chester too and the reputation is impossible to shake
>constantly getting plugged and extorted

fucking retards lmao RUSED faggots heh

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You get the green light

prob sex offender

>bait jailtards to attack you
>add years to their sentence
>empower the prison complex to continue making harsher punishments for convicts
fucking baited, jailtards

Kek

lace up foo

>be some degenerate that goes to jail
>cell mate is chomo
>now one less chomo and the degenerate has to stay longer
i only see a win/win for society here