A GUITAR... THAT SHOOTS FLAMES? AND A STRONG FEMALE MAIN CHARACTER? HOLY HECKIN' BASED!

>A GUITAR... THAT SHOOTS FLAMES? AND A STRONG FEMALE MAIN CHARACTER? HOLY HECKIN' BASED!

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What DO you like?

have sex

>Heckin'
That word makes me want to harm someone. What is its genesis?

t. sõyboys

go outside

Didn’t answer my question limp dick, what isn’t soi to you

jumpscares

Mad max is one of the best action films in the last 10 years. If you can’t see this because of some misguided political sentiment that is your problem not mine friendo

The Road Warrior

Mel Gibson got the role after a bar fight

Tom Hardy probably got the role after sucking some guys off at a bar

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Yea Forums

You have the brain of a child, the purest definition of arrested development. Especially if it's bait

But that’s soi as shit my man

>liking things
>>>/reddit/

Action only is good if there's a reason for it

It's why I love Robocop and Total Recall and find Fury Road to be boring shit.

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>JUMPSCARE BAD

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How is there not a reason for action?
Are you mentally handicapped?

cringe

>>How is there not a reason for action?
>NOOOOO I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX IN EXCHANGE FOR SAFETY REEEEE LETS RUN AWAY... oh wait, lets run back

It's a very obnoxious movie that's way too simple for what it is.

Also No Country For Old Men is a pretty movie and it's a much better action movie than Fury Road.

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Its simple in face value, with its presentation of story and how it injects action.
But it builds a world so un obnoxiously and subtly that it gives it complexity.
It's not political or philosophical complexity but it exists to distract your mind and work your imagination.
Thanks for listening to my TedTalk

ncfom is more of a thriller than an action movie
it has some good action scenes but thats hardly what makes the movie, unlike mad max
mad max is literally non stop action for over 1 hour

you're right, the casting team should have searched for actors in bars

You're right, there's very little explained by dialogue and it's all done by actions. That's its best strength

I also like smart dialogue

>ncfom is more of a thriller than an action movie
>it has some good action scenes but thats hardly what makes the movie, unlike mad max

So it's an action movie, thanks for agreeing.

>mad max is literally non stop action for over 1 hour

Who the fuck wants action for an hour or more?

Killing insurgents with my friends.

S - S S SOI!

>WHAT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T LIKE MY FAVORITE MOVIE??? ARE THERE EVEN MOVIES OUTSIDE MY BUBBLE?!?

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wait a minute, is there people who think that jumpscares are good?

Never said it was my favorite movie autist. Stop making fake arguments in your head you look like a schizo. Didn’t like fury road but you guys do nothing but complain

>Never said it was my favorite movie autist. Stop making fake arguments in your head you look like a schizo. Didn’t like fury road but you guys do nothing but complain

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I love how mad you guys get lol

>incels still seething about fiction
neat

Was that Fury Road? I thought the guitar was actually kinda neat, didn’t care much for whatever her name was though.

>I love how mad you guys get lol

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This (You)less quote with a soiface is one of my favorite new posting formats on here.

ITS TRUE FURIOSA ROAD WAS SOI FOR NUMALE FEMINIST ALLY GAYLORDS

>t. Reddit

I actually agree with this one. Embarrassingly reddit movie is beloved here, shameful.

what is this referencing?

Blade Runner 2049

no it's not

Agree with what, i don't get any information out of this other than that zoomers are apparently too stupid to write out their arguments. And you just know it's zoomers who argue like they do on the school's playground.

yes it is. faggot

no cause I saw that movie.

annoyed maximus: enraged streets

watch it again dumbass

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