back in 2003 i literally had pin and force a woman to let me eat her ass.
Why is EATING ASS so popular in america now?
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>2003
what the fuck how old are you
It's more a meme than anything. Most everyone who actually tries it ends up regretting it.
Because we're at Weimar levels of degeneracy.
Nigger culture and increasing porn addiction.
Homosexual agenda
The intestinal parasites most dumb americans have in their bellies force them to look for more. Best way? Assplay.
Source : your ass
Because huge asses are fucking awesome
It's not. You have confirmation bias.
i was 15 in 2003
used to have an exgf (i was her first) who would always ask to eat my ass when she was feeling extra horny. feels alright desu
Capitalists and Jews in collaboration with capitalists expand consumer markets and weaken traditional opposition to degeneracy by commodifying and institutionalizing it more news at 10
sauce
It's fucking disgusting. I can't believe this shit is talked about so much now.
>i literally had pin and force a woman to let me eat her ass.
You are the worst rapist I've ever seen.
This
and
This
Using the psuedo black culture in media and pornography
High res pics of assholes in porn started to change our minds.
Women didn't use to shave down there until only the last few decades the prospect of eating a hairy snatch and asshole is gruesome if not downright criminal
i was 15 bro relax
They sure are pretty
Hey Arnold:
>Rhonda needs money and has to work as a street walker to help her family out
www.archiveofourown.org/works/10190687
>Rhonda and her boytoy force Phoebe into a threesome
www.archiveofourown.org/works/7838134
Resident Evil:
www.archiveofourown.org/works/7794544
www.archiveofourown.org/works/7794475
Teen Titans:
www.archiveofourown.org/works/12842055
Recess:
www.archiveofourown.org/works/7884013
Scooby Doo:
archiveofourown.org
www.archiveofourown.org/works/9908669 (Same story but futa)
Sonic the Sissyhog:
www.archiveofourown.org/works/11778270
www.archiveofourown.org/works/11798901
www.archiveofourown.org/works/11923920
www.archiveofourown.org/works/12323790
Mortal Kombat:
www.archiveofourown.org/works/9800783 (Futanari)
Weekenders:
www.archiveofourown.org/works/9499943
King of the Hill:
www.archiveofourown.org/works/9908747
"Spending Mother's Day with Mrs. Parr" is my latest work, which also has a futa on male version
AHHHHHHHHH SNIFF ASS HOLE LICK ASS HOLE FUCK ASS HOLE I WANT TO FUCK ALL FAT WOMAN ASS HOLES RUB IT ON MY MOUTH RUB IT ON MY NOSE RUB IT ON MY FACE OH HERE IT COOMS I’M COOOOOOOMIIIING
Great thread, mods.
Trick Daddy woke up the world to the joys of the booty.
based satan
Unironically, the further America drifts from God the more degenerate we become sexually in order to fill the gaping hole in our hearts. It’s just never enough.
niggers and faggots
>Be me, 30.
>Meet QT 21 year old on MeetMe
>Go pick her up, flirt and end up having sex.
>Plowing her doggystyle.
>Ask her what else she's into.
>"Do you eat ass?"
>Eww, fucking nasty slut.
>"Fuck yeah I eat ass!"
>Atr her ass.
>6/10, it wasn't anything special but she loved it and gave me some fantastic head afterwards.
do you still have sex with her?
Good for you
But you haven't seen him, fagboi.
this never happened
Because we're fat and will eat just about anything
Licking ass is the ultimate display of beta submissiveness on a primal level. When animals lay on their back in the presence of an alpha, the alpha will rub their ass on the beta to mark their scent on them. Some animals rub their asses on the face. In the context of primates sticking your tongue inside the shitter, forcing you to taste their shithole, making you work your tongue with give pleasure is the ultimate display of betaness.
Porn getting more extreme and accessible and ass becoming more popular than tits.
But it's kino
/thread
We dated for two years then she moved.
Oh I assure you, it happened famalam.
nice pasta
hello incel
Hey Arnold:
>Rhonda needs money and has to work as a street walker to help her family out
www.archiveofourown.org/works/10190687
>Rhonda and her boytoy force Phoebe into a threesome
www.archiveofourown.org/works/7838134
Resident Evil:
www.archiveofourown.org/works/7794544
www.archiveofourown.org/works/7794475
Teen Titans:
www.archiveofourown.org/works/12842055
Recess:
www.archiveofourown.org/works/7884013
Scooby Doo:
archiveofourown.org
www.archiveofourown.org/works/9908669 (Same story but futa)
Sonic the Sissyhog:
www.archiveofourown.org/works/11778270
www.archiveofourown.org/works/11798901
www.archiveofourown.org/works/11923920
www.archiveofourown.org/works/12323790
Mortal Kombat:
www.archiveofourown.org/works/9800783 (Futanari)
Weekenders:
www.archiveofourown.org/works/9499943
King of the Hill:
www.archiveofourown.org/works/9908747
"Spending Mother's Day with Mrs. Parr" is my latest work, which also has a futa on male version
It's not.
How many times have you posted this story? Are you trying to become to new McChicken meme?
>Like the idea of eating ass
>Absolutely despise scat
>dont want to risk it
I am suffering
There's literally nothing wrong with eating ass as long as its washed and shaved. Cleanliness is next to godliness.
>all these people that don't clean their ass out before sex
>There's literally nothing wrong with eating ass
kys Schlomo
but what if you like a little ass residue just for the order
>implying digestion magically stops for fake-sex
>Fuck yeah I eat ass!
would you eat this ass?
porn has had such a terrible impact on relationships and sex and nobody wants to admit it
>"why yes i eat ass"
maybe, too late to go back now tho
Everybody knows it, but few will vocalize it.
yes ill fuck anything
anyone know source?
might as well not even wipe then huh
This. Porn is inherrently misogynist, I wish feminists would put it in their sights along with Muslims but no, they're just too retarded.
I want to eat Claire's big kosher ass
>31 year old boomer
its satanic shit to promote nigger culture, faggots and antichristian degeneracy
when you make a deal with the devil you have to lick its ass as an inversion of kissing the ring of a bishop
unironically based and unironically redpilled
who?
they're too busy watching porn
UH OH
We got a brainlet
>he doesn't know about Yea Forums's favorite jewess slampig feeder
I bet you don't even want to hang out with Brad.
The butt is not a sex organ. Your intestines are not meant to intake things from that end.
Fucking around with a girl's ass is gay as fuck.
I ditched a crazy bitch once because she was obsessed with me sticking it in her pooper, got me a nice wholesome woman instead.
Dodged a fucking bullet with that one, she went full SJW after that, trashy hair colours, face full of piercings, refugees welcome, the full fucking package.
How old is she? Would do in her vagina.
>not penetrating her asshole until she cant shit no more
Who cares, she'll smother you with her giant jew butt then bake you a cake.
I ate a girls ass and it smelled like shit. I got the idea from this board. Fuck you all you have memed me for the last time.
People are cleaner now
my practice gf never washed her asshole. fucking her doggystyle was almost always unbearable because of the smell
>You are the worst rapist I've ever seen.
Why are you watching and then reviewing so many rapists?
>eating unwashed ass
You're a tard
Are you supposed to wash your asshole?
>People are cleaner now
*laugh track*
>not eating ass
Yes, user.
Shower together first you fucking frogposter
Redd Foxx - Wash Your Ass
>t. never felt anything but shit touch his prostate
t. bidetless man
Fantastic job, mods. Just great.
Bonuses are gonna' be big this year.
How do I cum from my butt?
With what, soap? Do you just put soap up your asshole?
Feces doesn't touch your prostate either, fool. If you're ever touching it directly, congratulations on creating a tear and you will die from an infection.
Well no not up it but you should the surface and around it
POST SOME FUCKING ASS-EATING KINO ALREADY
hmmm interesting
are you literally 6 years old
Find the prostate
Is that what they taught you in Sunday school?
Because the burger diet of fast food tastes like ass.
it's popularized by gay blacks. they be like man this nigger ate my ass it was amazing but i'm not gay, but really they gay,.
>he doesnt prod his anus with a soapy towel
Why are Americans so rancid?
Eating ass is kinda gross smelling but I don't mind doing that or anal.
I think it's only getting more popular due to most fetish stuff as a whole getting more popular.
Also among the zoomer generations femdom is pretty popular because many of them have never been hugged by their mothers so it could go hand on hand with that.
But hey what do I know I'm just here to spread the Jewish agenda.
>check anal video
>it has rimjob
Because rump steak is the tastiest part?
-- wait, you're not talking about cannibal porn, are you?
Because it's an open market and everyone needs to diversify their manners of sexual gratification to say competetive. Else your erstwhile partner will seek out someone who knows how to thrill them in new and exciting ways.
>Oral
Yawn.
>Anal
Everybody does that these days.
>BDSM
Housewives have all creamed themselves over Mr. Grey's comfy cellar of cable binders and clit tickling.
>Bad Dragon dildo
Standard fare
and so on.
You have no idea of what you're talking about.
Checked
Nobody eats ass like Bobbi Starr
I nearly died after eating a girls ass
I was bed ridden for a week constantly spewing and had a fever I didn't think I was going to make it
did you tell her?
worth it
>t. raging literal incel
>believes j3ws are Yahweh's chosen people at any point in time, ever
into the trash it goes
>eating my gfs ass
>kind of weird texture but okay
>turn lights on
>brown crusty ring around her asshole
never again
Has anyone in this thread actually eaten ass? What's the sensation like? Doesn't it taste disgusting? What are the chances of browning yourself?
On the plus side, way more girls take it in the ass and deepthroat now. Thanks you, based porn Jews.
Wrong, degenerate.
They should make condoms for the tongue and mouth, so you can go through the motions of eating ass but not tasting it.
what did it taste like
rookie mistake, always give it the ol' visual once over first
Hey Arnold:
>Rhonda needs money and has to work as a street walker to help her family out
www.archiveofourown.org/works/10190687
>Rhonda and her boytoy force Phoebe into a threesome
www.archiveofourown.org/works/7838134
Resident Evil:
www.archiveofourown.org/works/7794544
www.archiveofourown.org/works/7794475
Teen Titans:
www.archiveofourown.org/works/12842055
Recess:
www.archiveofourown.org/works/7884013
Scooby Doo:
archiveofourown.org
www.archiveofourown.org/works/9908669 (Same story but futa)
Sonic the Sissyhog:
www.archiveofourown.org/works/11778270
www.archiveofourown.org/works/11798901
www.archiveofourown.org/works/11923920
www.archiveofourown.org/works/12323790
Mortal Kombat:
www.archiveofourown.org/works/9800783 (Futanari)
Weekenders:
www.archiveofourown.org/works/9499943
King of the Hill:
www.archiveofourown.org/works/9908747
"Spending Mother's Day with Mrs. Parr" is my latest work, which also has a futa on male version
Is this what people do? Really, is this normal? I'm a 29 year old virgin and the idea of just having sex is strange and bizarre to me, I can't believe there are people out there literally sticking their tounges in peoples assholes.
Rimjobs are so mainstream they're boring. Blooming roses or nothing now.
Niggers and other assorted shitskins
If the girl cleans herself properly, it basically just tastes like skin, 2bh. Maybe a little funk if you’ve been going at it for a while first and she’s a bit sweaty. It’s more the kink factor that makes it hot.
SOURCE PLEASE
what's eating ass like?
why do you do this to me, man.
Do you lick it or tongue/prod it?
It's a meme. Eating pussy on the other hand is an artform.
You could just use a dental dam. Just put it over her asshole instead of her pussy. EZ
Sensation is nothing special, it's all in the mind. Tastes of nothing if clean, maybe a bit of sweat/musk
always spitshine first. soak your hand in your gob and just rub down the whole zone from clit to crack. she thinks its foreplay, you avoid any poonigs or cheeschunks. win-win
sex is disgusting
You deserved it degenerate
t. has never seen a Tinto Brass movie or read a Milo Manara comic
You are a cuck.
Chad doesn't need to do disgusting and unhealthy shit like that to please a woman.
And women just need to lay down and do nothing while the numale does all the job.
Notice how all the faggots that brag about "I eat ass" are from reddit? There's a correlation between cuckoldry and sexual degeneracy
H pylori
kind of defeats the object though.
>let's do the nastiest things to each other
>but first let me position this plastic shield between my tongue and your asshole
i don't think you understand how lonely and touch-starved i am.
Little of both. My fuckbuddy likes it in the ass, so she’s always super clean for me. Can really get my tongue in there.
in english, doc
Yes and had mine eatin out aswell. Its alright but its over hyped, wouldnt know only do if its clean. Pretty low unless you have incontinence.
it didn't taste like anything really. it just felt like really dried out and flaky skin.
I hate Americans
Well yeah, but putting a condom on your tongue would be the same thing.
bacteria that causes ulcers and eventually stomach cancer
They do they're called dams