Can anybody explain the appeal of westerns? Everyone that I've seen is incredibly boring

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They allow for grappling with American history and identity better than most other genres.

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I've only seen Rio Bravo, Good the Bad and the Ugly, and The Quick and the Dead. They were okay I guess. Recommend me some good shit then.

why's this board so fucking gay? just give me the fucking source shut up about whatever you are saying

You have to be white to enjoy westerns, sorry my black/latino/slav/chink/arab/jew friend

t. hasn't read blood meridian or watched assassination of jesse james by the coward robert ford

Why the fuck are they called “Spaghetti” Westerns??

Because they're westerns made by an Italian guy.

Westerns made by Italians.

italians == m'sgetti

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>Can anybody explain the appeal of westerns

If this bores you there is no hope for you. Careful, 90% of boomers and 100% of zoomers don't have the patience for it.

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wtf bros how did you know I was a non white

Because those are the ones made by the Italians, and ironically most of them are better than any of the American made ones

Once Upon a Time in the West
The Searchers
For a Few Dollars More
Unforgiven
True Grit

they look like they fuck Asian men

You haven't seen the right ones.

The only good old western movies are "The Wild Bunch". Red Dead Redemption was inspired and pretty much copied this entire movie. and the Dollar's Trilogy.

Good modern westerns are "No Country for Old Men" and "Hell or High Water"

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that music that introducton of killers simply epic! rivals the end duel of the film

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>Can anybody explain the appeal of westerns?

They're often a look at life on the edge of society where lawlessness is rampant. People have to decide whether they're going to join in and act like animals or hold themselves to a higher standard. Its the internal struggle everyone experiences, fully fleshed out into a grand setting. They're suppose to make you reflect on yourself and what you would do in those situations.

Pfft those are nothing
Also you're gay

>assassination of jesse james by the coward robert ford
>revisionist Western
Yeah, nah cunt

pale rider, shane, blazing saddles

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You might as well kys now, you won't like the future.

Simple human interractions and machismo.
That's it.

no one asked for your opinion Jamal.

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How can you not like westerns? Based genre.

Did somebody ask for western kino?

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me not want to see stories with actual depth me want guns

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>when an incel does it

>when chad does it
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you should watch Dances With Wolves (1990)

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and
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based & blackpilled

>they look like they fuck latin men
fixed that for you

Assassination Of Jesse James By The Coward Robert Ford

The Wild Bunch

Once Upon A Time In The West

3:10 To Yuma (the remake)

The Great Silence

>no The Great Silence
>no Once Upon A Time In The West
>no Assassination Of Jesse James

you have absolute shit taste

Underrated

>they look like they fuck african men
FTFY

This.

@boutinela

Even Tombstone is better than those.

I love Tombstone, but no its not better than those.

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>when an incel does it
>when a chad does it
why does this post hit me in the feels?

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Lmao, I bet you haven't even see The Great Silence, it literally only became available to watch again in 2012

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>stinky virgin pulls your hair out of nowhere
>chad who you've banged multiple times pulls your hair as a joke

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Because you can't understand a western. You are a shitskin. It's easy when you're a god gifted white man with 160 IQ. Loser.

Ech

>t.coombrain

please stop acting like you know anything about the genre with an opinion that offensively uninformed. and of course you bring up video games. probably a Yea Forumsedditor.

Yea Forums which actresses would you like to see blacked? For me it Emma Roberts, Felicity Jones, Kiernan Shipka and Emilia Clarke.

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pretty sure those chicks are colombians or some shit like that.

they're incomprehensible to anyone who isn't a white american male. sorry.

Should the fuck up nigger. Every John Wayne western was trash

>muh Searchers

Clint's are tolerable, but that doesn't make them good movies. His best one is Unforgiven and that was due to his direction, not the story.

Fucking Django is 10x better than most westerns made pre1980.

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none because I'm not a cuck

wilderness
(some) lawlessness
realistic gunfights
rugged aesthetics

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Good Choice
That is quite mean, cucks are people too.

Any movies about honor, duty, loyalty, discipline, sacrifice, brotherhood, excellence, faith, solitude, struggle, survival in the wilderness, and boats.

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user, you clearly don't like westerns and have a really shit taste in films and videogames. Why are you trying to recommend anything to anyone?

This board recommended Arrowhead (1953) to me, and holy fuck was it great. Peak Charlton Heston being smooth as hell, killing indians and fucking a hot laundry maiden. I had no idea what to expect, but it was not gay in the least.

yeah that's why the most kino ones were made by italians.

>Every John Wayne western was trash
guarantee you've seen no more than like 3. effeminate teenagers can't into duke.
>>muh Searchers
any arguments for why it's bad? not seeing any.
>Clint's are tolerable, but that doesn't make them good movies. His best one is Unforgiven and that was due to his direction, not the story.
>Fucking Django is 10x better than most westerns made pre1980.
again, not sure why you think it isn't obvious to me that you're a westernlet

why are girls so based bros?

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>kino
braindead cretin who couldn't articulate why those movies are superior besides "dey cooler"

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You're the ones admitting that you're biased towards westerns. I don't like or not like any genre based on the genre alone. I like good movies and dislike shitty ones. I'll just as quickly say the Wild Bunch is amazing as I'll say Shane was shit. At the end of the day most Westerns are boring drawn out shit shows that could tell the same story in a 20 minute TV episode but feel the need to stretch it out to +2 hours with useless filler.

cucks will put up with this shit to get their dick wet

>blacked

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the worst westerns were also made by italians.

Marion Wayne was a total powerbottom fag bro.
Dude blew his asshole out from fisting and ass poundings.

>you're biased towards westerns
? I'm just pointing out that you're clueless on the genre. I'm not an enthusiast of westerns in particular.
rest of your post is pure cope. no arguments aside from an embarrassing generalisation of the genre.

Don't worry about it cumbrain

If it was not for Sergio Leone Western would have become a complete corny kind of movie.
don't be mad burger, your movies were basically "cowboys vs indians" instead of something more dirty and natural.

>no panties
>literally bare pussy
imagine the smell

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