How does this nigga pull bitches?

He's famous for being famous. Read comments online by ppl who saw him live and they'll admit they don't think he is funny yet they still go see him. He got on snl cuz his dad is dead and ever since then he does what he can to have ppl talk about him.
Who here can name a great Pete Davidson bit or character? He's literally gone on weekend update to adress who he is dating atm, what other cast member has ever done shit like that?

aw man really? this guy sucks

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based

Big dick energy

Is there any proof that he has a big willy?

>handsome
he looks like Jimmy Neutron's crackhead cousin
>rich
maybe
>charismatic
literally a mentally ill, volatile bastard

big dick, somewhat tall, white, wide jaw
its all that matters to woman

His multiple hot girlfriends?

Example of what I mean about getting ppl to talk about him

How do you know Pete has a big penis? Any pics?

fame and some money

>Huge cock
99.9% this, every time you see a ratty looking guy with a hot girl it’s down to them having a giant knob.

His ex literally wrote a song about it.

He looks like he smells bad.

>white
>(((Davidson)))
C'mon now

Wut !? Where did Kate go, then ?

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You're a loser user

Source for the huge cock ?

Women love skinny white dudes with huge dongs, like Pete Davidson and Timothy Chalamet

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He can’t even handle being heckled he turns into a giant baby
youtu.be/JzXeYDCbEMg

Aw man she is too qt for him. This is like seeing the cute autist girl in class who likes the gay nerd shit you like going out and getting dicked by Chad Thundercock's fourth best friend on the football team. Like it's not even Chad.

I literally don't understand it.

cudi is still alive?

yes

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desu coke is amazing

Hollywood still stages relationships. Do you really think Wilmer Valderrama actually pulled all those bitches in the late 90s and early 2000s?

I see two white dudes with two alleged homos about to get blacked

what song?

He looks like his eyes are buttholes

did coke suddenly stop being awesome or something?

A famous male with Borderline. Borderline males can be massive charmers.

this guy looks like hes hanging on to life by a thread
if I didn't know better, I'd think he was a corpse being propped up by wooden sticks behind him

It’s a domino effect from dating Ariana Grande. She’s crazy and dated him even though he looks like meth incarnate. But since she’s popular it gave him clout. That clout led to dating Beckinsale, who’s also crazy, which gave him even more clout. Now he’s at the point women will date him for no reason other than other attractive women did. Women are stupid like that.

timothee chamalet actually has god tier facial aesthetics, pete is just an average lanklet who uses his narcissistic bpd and confidence to get girls to fuck him

Big Dick Corpse (Remix)

Truth

Really? I imagine them to be clingy drama queens that women have to babysit

>teh world is gonna end in 25 years
>grow up!

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That how Geoffrey Arend got his wife.

say what??! he's fucking no white man

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She just wanted to get piped real quick then bailed

How does he even know them.
Like is there a club in LA where the same famous bitches go?

This. Women want what other women want. Practically a hive mind

>all I've ever tried to do was help people
bullshit pete you've never once tried to help a single god damn person you schmuck

>t. doesn't know shit about drugs and hangs with dorks if he has a social life at all

Beyond the obvious answers in this thread, women are attracted to his oversized jaw. It may look ridiculous and unaesthetic to you but it halos him to women in the same way that fat tits make a butherface fuckable.

Been doing bumps and slamming jack daniels since about 5 o clock, still seems good to me.

Correct. He’s gonna be coasting on clout royalties for life

This is unironically truth, i had a chad friend in highchool who used this method to get like 3 girls on the same school.

Idk wtf is wrong with women.

How would they know beforehand?

I wonder if there's a PR company out there that specialises in setting up "relationships". I mean the only thing I've heard about this guy for the last 6 months is who he's dating. I bet there's a company out there brokering non-sexual prostitution between members of the elite for the purposes of profile enhancement.

>people looksmaxx when you can be this dude and get prime pussy

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Their Agents probably do that shit for them.

Why do you think women grind on you in the club when they’re “dancing”. It’s to check your package fool.

The only plausible answers.

are you supposed to dance with a raging boner?

Coke is eternal m8. Especially in hollywood.

Manipulation of the human subconscious

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I’m invisible to women and once I dated this beautiful unicorn girl and all these girls would give me fuck me eyes when we were in public. Now I’m back to being invisible

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This faggy literal Jew was a literal who before he got engaged to Ari. Now his ass gets shilled everywhere. Anyone who thought their relationship wasn't a Jewish scheme must feel stupid now.

Says more about their character desu and it's all negative. Kinda like when you see a non-white with a white girl in a really white state/country.

lol

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Rainey's the best Qualley
you guys just like Marge because her autism makes her seem accessible (she isn't)

What the fuck are you talking about

>thinking relationships arranged by publicists are real
Beckinsale had a shitty movie coming out and needed a boost. People were talking about the fact that she was dating Ariana Grande's goofy ex who is 20 years her junior, and reacted with a mixture of confusion and disgust. This little whore is in the new Tarantino movie with her filthy feet on absurd display, with more "big" roles to follow. It's all bullshit.

>handsome
Just shut the fuck up.

BwaHahaHaha!

Rainey's the best Qualley
you guys just like Marge because her autism makes her seem accessible (she isn't)
I can't put it any simpler than that without using diagrams

>that women have to babysit
Yep. That was initially the appeal for crazy mommy Beckinsale but eventually she must gotten tired of it too.

Oh is this one of those "epic memes" I've heard so much about?

When you have a big dick, you tell them. Not that you'd know about it.

Prob has a bomb heroine guy.

This is how I got most my threesomes, fuck one girl, then wait for her to brag to her friends, then fuck her friends, and wait till she and her bff proposes to share you.

>be me
>trying to not being autist with women
>decide to go dancing at the club by myself
>go to club
>hot girls dancing , blaring shitty edm music
>start retardley dancing
>manage to attract a cute girl
>we start dancing
>shes grinding on my dick
>dance floor full of people makes a circle around us
>holy shit
>start throwing the dice dance move
>feeling confident
>raging erection
>suddenly she stops dancing and scurries away
>suddenly a spot light hits me
>everyone see's my boner
>disgusted women everywhere
> AYO DAT WHYBOI HARD BRUH WUD DA FUK!?
>chad sees me and laughs with his bros
>walk out of the club in shame while my boner slowly starts going down.
>tfw when I can never dance again.

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>fuck one girl
shit I’m out

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no, it's just words that have meanings and are used to communicate concepts
I don't know why you're having so much difficulty with this

>all the angry coke fiends that replied
based

It's primarily because he dated Ariana Grande. Preselection and social proof. All these people replying "he's rich and famous" miss the point. Everyone in their social circles is rich and famous, and most are insanely good-looking to boot. Btw, not only did he date Ariana Grande, she also told the entire world he has a big dick. Talk about an endorsement.

Coke is bigger than ever user.

cope

At least you got out before the flammable foam party started

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That user is a faggot, coke is still mega popular but you are all degenerates and I hope you die.

>Women are stupid like that.
In their minds, being "chosen" by him now means she can feel as hot as Ariana Grande. It's about the self-esteem boost as much as anything.

He’s really, really not funny and only marginally famous - wildly less famous than the past two women he’s dated. His body is awful at very best, see pic related. It truly does all hinge on having a big cock - apparently he’s hung like a horse

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Because he's a comedy genius
youtube.com/watch?v=fF6gExZu-2M

What the fuck is going on with his shoulders

>whiteknighting for Pete Davidson
What went wrong?

Reminder that Ariana Grande is a 5 foot waif so any dick would look big to her, even my 5 incher.

wtf did this really happen?

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access to these

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mk ultra handler

Cringe

what did tarantino mean by this?

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lmao who would get a tattoo of a fucking supreme court judge

Yea and that's probably very hard to find as an attractive famous celebrity so you take one attached to a goblin.

>gets ruth Bader ginsburg tatto
>gets to date margaret qualley
Shoot me in the fucking face

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Ariana said he was like 11” on Twitter and then deleted it

First Kate, now Margaret, someone stop this coked-out racoon before he desecrates every woman I find attractive. At least I know Cate Blanchett is safe from him, she'd never stoop that low

TALK ABOUT BEING THE LEFTOVERS AM I RIGHT?

what is this sappy, woe-is-me bullshit, what person has this faggot ever fucking helped? was this when Grande dumped his ass?

people still like to party

post a photo with more talent in it

His bit during a comedy central roast was funny

is he actually jewish?

he is a fucking subhuman that looks like Leprechaun's assbirth

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just look at him.
he is an absolute subhuman ape face deadstare fatchin mongrel with smaller arms than Justin Beiber and tattoos that would even make Vice "journalists" cringe.
what a subhuman piece of trash. absolutely subhuman.

God, I fucking hope he kills himself.

she’s a midget. any average sized dick looks big to her.
the fact the girls keep ending relationships with him means they think he has a huge dick but then end up disappointed.

JFL,Imagine seething this hard because he is fucking some celebs you watch on tv.

tarantino man. not even hiding his foot fetish anymore. he is probably jerking of to 100+ takes he made her do

>god tier facial
Nigga I knew 7 kids that look like just like him in college if anything it's that he's super charasmatic

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He's still funnier than Kyle Mooney.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

How ugly are you or your surrounding humans if you find that plain, rather weakly-built face "god-tier"?

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Women love the douchebag look

No you didn't
youre just very straight and don't understand male facial structure. i bet you think chico lachowski is average.

protip: you are much, much uglier than you think.

Who are you talking about? Chamalet doesn’t even have a great dating record. You didn’t think anyone was calling hatchetface Davidson’s facial aesthetics “god tier” did you?

which facebook page did you get this pic from?

I can believe it's big, but unless she posted a picture of herself with measuring tape you can bet she is wildly over estimating. Ask a woman to draw a foot long line on a piece of paper and you will get something closer to eight or nine inches every single time.

still he probably has a big dick, it's prbably at least 7 maybe 8

I have one of Justice Thomas done in the style of Uncle Ruckus from the boondocks, he's cracking a whip over the Obama's in a cotton field.

>Droopy stoner eyes
>Big ass jaw
>Skinny as shit along with a stick frame
>Crackhead pale

There was a timothee in every stoner group and theatre club

Indeed. My last gf's little sister (19) tried to seduce me when I was over at her parents place from sleeping over and she was gone @ work. Only reason she came onto me was because my gf told her sister how good it was, and of course she wanted some of that action too.

And yes I did end up falling for her advances, and yes my gf did find out, and yes that's why I'm single now. Wasnt worth it.

what the fuck his eyes shine like a rat

>not a single pic of the qt's
>everyone talking about big dicks
Great thread fags

>pale
>big ass jaw
>bad
Bro come on now

We're trying to solve a puzzle here user

That might be another reason now that you mentioned it. Tons of celebrity relationships are fake and set up by studios. Like Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson. Some celebrities might even be gay and have a 'beard'.

here you go mang. i on got ariana tho.

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Having a big ass jaw doesn't mean shit when the top half of your face isn't built to match it

Just face it you below human tier manlets

fucking manlet faggots

when

will

they

learn

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coke is more popular than ever mate

No, opiods are.

I still don't get what women even see in this guy. He is a cast member of SNL, which means nothing nowadays. He has Crohns disease and borderline. He's huge jerk too, sending pics of him and his then-gf to her ex-bf and mocking him.

It's this what makes them go after this guy.

>I still don't get what women even see in this guy.
>tall
>a famous name
>wealthy
>kind of a dick

There ya go. mystery solved

Even in death Mac Miller still won.

RIP MAC HOPE YOU LIVING IT UP ON THAT BIG BLUE SLIDE IN THE SKY NIGGA

hey pete

>start throwing the dice dance move
HOLY SHIT

Retard the women he is dating and has dated can date much better guys but they all chose him.

Pot is now cigarettes
Coke is the new pot
Smoking black is the new coke

He has like a 10 inch dick. He showed during one of Ariana’s livestreams

So? He's still

>tall
>a famous name
>wealthy
>kind of a dick

Butthole eyes

you are fucking retarded why would you date down when you can get much better.

Prime example of someone who would dish it out and fold at any criticism

>ugly
>gets women richer than him
this causes confusion among incels

There are tons of Chad's that are better than this guy though. Why not pick an actual Chad over this dude?

based Pete letting us all know who has the sloppy vags

His mom told him. He talked about her comparing his dick to his dead dad’s multiple times on jim and sam

They date him for the same reasons that he got his position on SNL despite being horribly unfunny.
Dude is connected,

It’s truly over for me fellas

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This.

he is pulling bitches BECAUSE he PUBLICALLY dated ariana Grande.

Women see her and high status and think "HOLY SHIT SHE DATED HIM , THERE MUST BE SOMETHING ABOUT HIM"

and dont find out that theres nothing about him until its too late and hes fucked them

cope

yikes
her sister is a coalburner now this
that family is cursed

He is ugly and is not famous but get women who are much better looking,richer and famous.

He's a member of the (((tribe))).

DUDE COKE LMAO

this makes the most sense,ariana grande is popular as fuck and dating her ex-boyfriend always bring lots of attention.

huh. Well, stay fucking confused nigger

Probably the same as Wilmer.
Knows the game well, and has either has a huge dick or knows how to eat pussy

fuck you faggot.He brings attention to the chicks he is dating because he is ex-boyfriend of ariana grande they are not dating him because his tall,famous or any other bullshit.

>plebbit has a tattoo service

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His work isn't funny that's true, but one on one with a girl or with groups of friends he is probably the funniest guy there. It's the only way he could be pulling the women he does. He has to have "funny man" game.

Well, that doesn't answer the question of why Ariana dated him.

And if you think Kate Beckinsale fucked him just to say "i fucked the guy Ariana Grande threw away" you must be even more retarded than your posts.

> they are not dating him because his tall,famous or any other bullshit

Of course they are.

tall
famous
that's it

then why did kate broke up with him so early she just wanted attention as for ariana grande she dated him when she was not that famous.

imagine fucking him and having to look at Ruth Bader Ginsburg

This
The more rich, the more famous, the more troubled, the more they get moist. Plus it'll help with their social media status. Like JLo fucking dudes that were beneficial to her career back in the day.

>Jawline

You'll never have it.

THEIR BOTH 6S LMAO

KATE BECKINSALE THOUGH, NICE ONE PETE

god her feet are absolutely disgusting

Women LOVE this look on a primal sexual level.

Hollywood is full of fucking manlets and the good white men are all dating jewish women (they get in quick). You see it at the end of SNL, Pete fucking towers over most of the fucking cast and he's only 6'2". Jost is the only one who can mog him is already fucking Scarjo.

Tall, famous, all he does it smoke weed and make jokes. Most whores can't ask for more than that.

Ariana Grande already had multiple huge hits, worldwide tours, Manchester bombing, etc when she started dating him. She had 120+ million followers on instagram at the time.

No,they dated before that

This is actually it. You fucking retards with your Hollywood fantasies that Tarantino is selling back to you.

Suprised he didn't OD back in 2011 or commit suicide in like 2015

ARIANA GRANDE IS REPULSIVE

Yes, it happened in Taiwan
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2015_New_Taipei_water_park_explosion

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No, they did not. She started dating him after she dropped Mac Miller in 2018.

She was dating Mac Miller till like May of last year

even my sister has a crush on him, what the fuck is this guy's appeal

cosmopolitan.com/uk/entertainment/a20979533/ariana-grande-and-pete-davidson-a-timeline-of-their-relationship/
they started fucking around 2016 I bet

YOUR SISTER IS A WHORE WHO WANTS THAT PETE DAVIDSON DICK

>net worth of $4 million
>6 1
>not socially retarded
>not deformed
gonna have to think about that one OP

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she is dating women with higher net worth who are more famous and are much prettier.

that image is about 78% accurate for me, damn

Well, in 2016 she was already worldwide famous. She had multiple top 3 hits in like 2014 and even then was one of the most followed on social media.

he*

>not deformed

Not even worth it for the spank bank material?

still not that famous also ariana grande is dumb as fuck,she just has poor taste in men.

dammit maggie. i guess pete is better than a nigger