Protagonist of last movie or show you watched is now Patrick Bateman

Patrick Bateman in Friends. Would he be Ross, Joey or Chandler? I’m thinking Ross, and this time he actually eats the other five

can you?

He fucks all his clones

>Keanu Reaves as John Wick
Heh

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>Bateman in Kengan Ashura
What would his martial art style be?

It feels weird replacing someone with Patrick so what if he just joined the regular cast for an episode. The gang at Paddy's Pub would be completely enamored by him, especially Dennis because he sees himself in him. Only Charlie suspects Patrick's ulterior motives and true nature but as usual everyone is too far up their own asses to care. Dee wants to fuck him, Mac admires the shit out of his physique, Frank wants to do business with him and Dennis introduces him to the D.E.N.N.I.S. system like an enthousiastic child showing something he made to his parents. Charlie goes full sleuth and desperately tries to dig up dirt on Patrick, only for him to walk in on Patrick banging the Waitress.

>Bateman becomes Judge Dredd
>Judge Dredd no longer upholds the law. He has suddenly become obsessed with the politics of the job and is trying to push to get on the council in between using his position as a Judge to execute people on a whim for lesser crimes
Kino as fuck

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Idiocracy

He would either get killed by the retards, kill a bunch of retards, or lead the retards to greatness.

Hobbes and Shaw gets better

>Isekai with My Smartphone and Chainsaw

bateman just killed pete cambell

> It's a patrick and ralph episode where they snort cocaine and do sadistic shit to women.

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But not before hilarious misunderstandings involving a dehumidifier and a dead body.

I have no idea as I've never watched American Psycho

>The boys
Not too different with dubsman as Homelander

>A Fistful of Dollars
Pretty much the same I'd say.

Considering Bale used Tom Cruise as an inspiration, this is weirdly fitting.

Haha, I was just thinking that holy fuck.

>Midsommar

I get to hang out with a psycho hippie cult

Bateman: Battle Angel.

Basically the same plot with less gay romance (which is an improvement). I guess he would just manipulate his way to the floating city.

>Duck Philips, season 2

He doesn't seem to be the type to be jealous of Don eating at Lutèce.

>bateman is michael myers
same shit except now he's poor and doesn't talk

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Patrick would tear Tony's McMansion to shreds in his monologue.

>Morty Smith
I guess he does the same murderous shit Patrick does but doesn't fuck anyone.