Say something nice about him
This is the best player on the planet
The wrecker of wolves
>The whipper of Wolverhampton
>the ghost of madrid
>shokes in champions league
the Cucked of Courtois
>the battle lord of Burnley
>the cracker of city
The Witherer of Wolverhampton
>the Scanner of Southampton
>the bottler of Bernabeu
LET ME TALK, LET ME TALK
The scanner of scenarios
He looks like he enjoyed the comic Nero in his youth.
He must have tons of CLs.
oh my god oh MY GOD IM FUCKING SCAAAANNING OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH
What's his xS for this match?
>the scanner of Scunthorpe
Reminder debrownscanner denied hazard of a world cup by being a shit system player
time sure does fly huh?
*scans your posts*
Glad to see your phonecall has ended you clown
>the phone caller of bottled champions league game
Neymar is better
Not even the best player in the PL this year
The Fujitsu of Fulham
The Brother of Burnley
The Canon of Crystal Palace
The Epson of Everton
The HP of Hull City
he actually is according to ratings
epl: KDB > TAA > Son
Bundes: kimmich > haaland > nkunku
la liga: benzema > dembele > kroos
serie A: berardi > a cockroach > dybala
ligue 1: payet > mbappé > messi
The Albino of Aston Villa
>the wrecker of wolves
>the bane of burnley
>the liquidator of leeds
>the sodomizer of southampton
Woah I wonder how he would do if he played against a big club like Real Madrid
He looks like prince harry. Not sure if that's good tho
he's very good in unimportant games
he destroyed them in the first leg you ugly bangwagoning beaner
look at the league table lel
I'm sorry, did oilshitster shitty play in the Champions League already? Surely they did well and advanced past some has been clubs like Real Madrid? Was de bruyne as clutch and tough as he was vs Chelsea in last season's CL final??? Illuminate me, Mohammed.
I would but De Bruyne seems to have gotten in the way so I can't tell who it is
feels good to watch an actual white person play footie well
give a briefing on the KdB and "scanning" meme please
not even best player on his own team soon.
he performed great in the first leg, mahrez let the team down
some middle aged man on twitter made posts about how he's spent the 30 years analysing scanning and which players can scan the best, and KDB is the best scanner in world football
i'm sure if you seach up scanning on the archive you'll find stuff
>best player on the planet
>*gets pocketed by a 30 year old slow casemiro and 37 yo Modric*
>best player on planet
>doesnt play in best finals
what did belgian carrot cunt mean by this?
>le low cross spammer fraud
lol that sounds pretty autistic but based at the same time
>literal cuck who got beaten by his bull in the most humilliating way possible
never heard about him
>The Lens of Leeds
>The Recorder of Reading
>The Camera of Crystal Palace
Had me keking
With Haaland they will be the ultimate Abominacion del Norte team
Nigger, do you even watch football?
He should replace Harry in the Royal Family.
Checked and EXPOSED
forgot pic, joke ruined