/naked attraction/

imagine going into work tomorrow after u've been on NA i wonder what that's like

Someone in /brit/ promised to post her nudes

Go ahead lad

would it be possible to get a stream that would work in the us?

tvpc.us/player/?cid=3
Does that work?

Please stop linking your virus app user

Patiently waiting for the thicc lass to be posted

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celebrity i beg your pardonner

yesssss
ta

>channel 4 programs start at 5 past the hour

poor

Mobdro is unironically pretty good 2bh, mind I wouldn't use it without also running an adblocker i.e. Blokada which is open source.

FFIFTy
FOOOKIN
SEVEN

Her tits are even better than I expected

Thanks lad

Grand Designs is serious business

>as a practising Christian
ok love

>57yo
Oh no

Conjoined twins?

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Managed to finish my wank just in time thank fucking god I did could you imagine if I waited for this, thank god I didnt

Reminder that sometimes older contestants can be kino

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M-mommy

Naked Attraction: Boomer edition

omg the guy who was picking was such a creep

For FUCK'S sake

some fat old cunt

gib

are you telling me that whale is going to get naked?

CORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

absolutely CRACKING bod on her. Big fan of granny post menopause beef curtains. Yum

BIG BIG BIG fat saggy tits YES beautiful.

I would light to shag the FUCK out of this beautiful older woman

She will NOT be accepted back at the Church.

Do Britons really do this?

Yes, after telling 4 guys they aren;t good enough for her

It's like Blind Date on crack

GRAY PUBES
LOL

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stop posting old pics you mong

Based Anglican granny has clearly been drinking

HahahagahahahahA

8-11 inches
FUCK OFF
LOVE
YOU HAVE PROBABLY NEVER HAD 8 INCHES LET ALONE 11 LOL

>8 to 11 inches
Fanny like Stockton high street

there's always some poof missing a leg
>we've chosen these guys based on what you said you found attractive
how many people are into amputees?

Urgh filthy mouthed old benefits scrounger woman and old men, one of which is no legs. Tell me when the next contestant is on lads.

8 to 11 inches. WTF
THIS WOMAN IS DERANGED SHES FILTHY

foreskins are quite grim

t. cut BVLL

Orange bare lying about getting to 8 lmao

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

yes i'm sure this guy with a chode grows to literally the top 1% penctile of dicksizes

What happened to his leg?

Blue is on again

this woman is foul

>a lot of ladies love a chode

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get yer handcream la go have a wank

This is just the most retarded show

grim old slag

she thinks this is funny/cute, it's horrid.

This old cunt is fucking HORRID that's someone's grandma

does look like his dick and gray pubes haha

Ive never heard of the that word, chode

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HAHAHA BREAST CANCER SURVIVOR TELLING THE CRIPPLE TO GTFO BECAUSE HE'S A MANLET

WTF

>Judging by the length of his left leg
Creasing

Im surprised they let them publicly humiliate this man on tv by saying he has a choad.

Fucking hell this bitch is a fucking fiend. I can’t even keep up greentext the insanity.

Funniest thing about this show is how the pajeets are always the first to go

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He wasn't even a manlet LOL

NOW SHE SAYS 6ft TOO SHORT

When your dick is wider than it is long

one of the very few shows I consider worth the tv license fee 2bh

WHAT THE FUCK

Blue is actually back and in the red this time

rentberg on the ropes

>even the grandma is a height whore

Jesus Christ lads should I just kill myself?

Do we swap and see some tits and cunt in a bit.

Red is gonna shag her rotten, screencap this

OH FUCK SHE'S GONNA SING

>It's a bit disappointing, but she liked my penis
>so I'm quite happy with that
what the fuck even is this show

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who /Jasmine/ here?

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THIS IS THE MOST SURREAL EPISODE EVER

this grandslag is disgusting and vile

yeah in bout half an hour
see you lads then because this is cringe and boring

The red guy is so fucking weird looking. His cock is fucking minging.

>surrounded by five naked blokes
>start singing fucking hymns

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Are a Christian girls like this?

>naked old men dancing to a hag singing a hymn
Peak Channel 4.

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what the utter fuck

WTF IS GOING ON

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He did it last time and then fucked her off lmao

ha

red btfo

how is anyone supposed to dance to this shite

WTF

Truly lynchian

QT

It's actually him

Does this dude have nothing better to do

Lol

Fuck, I'm dying this is amazing

she's having a laugh if she thinks she isn't burning in hellfire for all eternity.

Oh my days its actually the same guy wtf is that actually allowed???

He would have been invited back.
There was a lass on our edition who was invited to go on the German one.

Oh shit. We’re gonna see her weird tits?
I can’t talk, I’ve lost a bollock to cancer but doubt it’s quite as jarring a look as a missing tit

>German Naked Attraction

oh fuck

Any lookers on the german one?

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>they dont even mention he's been on the show before

Lads what is it about our women that once they turn a certain age they turn feral

I include my mum in that

Jesus Clive Owen looks rough

'

was last week the one with the fake dyke and the two obese ones?

yeh that was weird maybe they didnt even notice lol

no one cares about your spacker illness lad

Anyone know who the celebrity is

well good thing for her hell isn't real

Blue was also on Come Dine With Me. He's a notorious arse hole and ego maniac

yes

it's the ones that haven't got enough good pipe when they were desirable.

lol what really he's doing the relaity tv circuit as a freak

reckon it's justin fashanu

Whats his name??

>Blue was also on Come Dine With Me

jesus

>waitrose
posh cunt

Only watched one episode after I read an article from this lass

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It'll be someone from a reality show, not an actual celebrity

Ur hard m8

She's married to Sue Perkins, not surprising she's a Waitrose slag

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wtf I just got btfo by an atheist... my world is crumbling around me, noooooo!!!

The dyke form Secret Eaters is about to jump her bones

Gemma Collins

>god wants to give me a naked man to shag out of wedlock

Not sure she knows what Christian means

Nice

Pls be Kaz or Ellie from Love Island

SHE CACKLES AS SHE STROKES HIS HAIR

>old lesbian sex
even grimmer than old hetero sex for some reason

Hes got cancer lad.

nice bollocks* mate

*bollock

Wtf is wrong with this old witch

Tbf Sue is quite cute

Fucking CREASING lads

shmeagle's looking good for his age desu

Any more of these dykes lid?

If this woman was caring for me in my twilight years, I would take myself to a field in the middle of the night, lay down and die.

Thanks lad.

This episode might be weirder than the tranny episodes

Andy Snook

manlets btfo

No, Sue got leaked, so Anna intentionally released her nudes and did a documentary about celeb nudes culture.

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she's awful

lewd
shrill/chirpy
patronising
entitled
plus her twin is guaranteed to be an annoyance

I'd pull a runner there and then

How does this woman think shes christian when shes fucking talking cock this cock that filthy bitch

Reality tv is like a job. loads of people circulate different shows.

Not sure you just die by lying down

HOW THE FUCK IS IT OK FOR HER TO REJECT GUYS FOE THEIR HEIGHT BUT NO GUY CAN REJECT A GIRL FOR BEING FAT

AHHHHH

is that really him in this episode? looks nothing like him

Horrible OLD cunt

this is by FAR the weirdest contestant ever. holy fuck how did they find this woman

Just search it on google, there are some

This is the perfect female form.

fan of this body ngl

fertile milf aesthetic

Black lad is thirsty as fuck lmao

Yeah he also was on an MTV show called something like Spring Break with Grandad

have sex

This is awful.

you can, you should

>mocking blue's tiny cock to his face

Wow bitch, I thought you were a Christian

Imagine if this was you mum.

mommy!

She’s fucking hot desu. Great tits

Never in my life have I ever considered Sue Perkins sexy until now

Blue is going to get rinsed by the lads on the building site tomorrow

Hold your tea in lads

HERE WE GO BOYS

>rather have a piece of you
crease

oh

oh no

BUSY BUSY

Hang on. Her tits are fine

Its david and his BIG SCHLONG tbqh

CRIKEY DOUG

oh no

I'm not convinced she ever had cancer, no scars whatsoever

Lying old slag

DOUGIE BOYYYYY Get in lad with your chode

Proof once and for all that black don't crack

>no one ever gets a hard on on this show

Why?

That is a pretty big dick to be fair

LOL HE GOT A SEMI FUCKING LOL TINY CHODE COCK

Fucking hell I didnt want to see that

Doug nurturing his semi already

i found out about this while back and watched it for nice boobies. but it's kinda funny too seeing how they ineract with each other while naked. it's like a look into human psychology, quite interesting.

They would just edit it out lad. Pretty sure it’s illegal to show an erect cock on telly

inb4 Doug hits it and quits it and doesn't show up for the post-date interview

All this time I thought Mel and Sue were a lesbian couple

Imagine these two slobs getting sweaty and horny

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I don't think I've seen this many dicks in a porno movie

Pretty sure I read an article where they explained that when somebody gets hard they have to pause until it goes away so as to not scare away the viewers

This guy literally has a fucking semi, what the fuck.

you're watching the wrong porn lad

I need to milk her

literally me

Doug is a TOP shagger

You should watch better porn mate. I only watch triple anal gangbangs with mega bukake. Minimum 15 loads

post his little semi lmao

this kinda makes me scared of aging

Mull of Kintyre test, if the cock goes more erect than pic related then it can't be shown

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Doug gonna go at it with her, fair play my laaaaddd

Made for each other desu

that little semi was horrific fucking hell

Yeah because people watching Naked Attraction are exactly the sort you want for the Marines

Royal Marines with the based recruitment adverts

it's rorke-core programming, so... yeah

I suddenly have an overwhelming urge to join the Marines.

Might join the Marines lads

>thickos
>not perfect for the armed forces

10/10 floppers

can we just reflect on the fact that doug got hard but his cock was so fucking tiny they thought it was ok and didn't cut it

Watch out. There might be a marine behind you right now, ready to pull the trigger.

well they are looking for lads that are hard

Army advert: it's okay to cry and be a tranny in the army ;^)

Marines advert: if you're non-white we'll hunt you to the end of the earth

no mate, he said his cock is 8 inches hard

I love the way she lifted her gut to show off her cunt

Slaggy Granny was some next level shit

I love it

Howling

Rigby is young and decent looking.
Hopefully some fit lassess

She'd get it dont care

built in apron

Naval Service ads have avoided all that diversity wank. Dunno why the Army goes down that road.

>bankrupt Jamie Oliver jumping on the veggie fad
cynical prick

How big will his cock be?

>that pan down

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This guy obviously applied for Love Island but wasn’t fit enough

>muh travelling
>straight, bi trans

oh no

These streaming sites are absolute shite, had to sign up to ch4 for this. Thankfully they didn't ask for any license shit.
Ch4 degeneracy is comfy with Yea Forums

This lad is a dickhead

i'll bet he's stacked

i'm pretty sure jamie oliver isn't bankrupt lad

Here we go aaaahhhhhhh

Hes a handsome lad so I imagine if he cant hold down a gf he MUST have a tiny pecker

finally some fucking vag!

love vag me, yeah

dis lad does seem like one those major tools who pulled a drunk 7 once and now thinks he's hot

Met some marines in a pub. All were cunts.

>1996 tattoo
>quick mental maths
>people born in 1996 are 23 now

I'm old

Fatty with the power stance lmao

Some decent poontang here lad

can he just not shut up for two seconds about his travels

Like a fucking macaroon

>ass
FOY

just back from pub, what did i miss?

>Not a single one has a knob
No need for that Transphobia

Just want Anna Richardson to put her arm round me

What a fucking battyman

>tattoos

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state

>the fanneh

Why is everyone tattooed in this show

>The aimless 30yo 'traveller' meme
a modern British classic

Fatty will be ditched first, of course

old, flabby cocks

>Jews are most likely to shag on the first date

nice

Always rated Israel tbf

Booking my flights to tel aviv lads

Get blue out of there now

Welcome to modern Britain

post some pics you fuckers

Excellent post

100% fag

damn no wonder jews are so happy

Haha. It's Jay

Kek same

no stream?
i wanna see nice titties

Blue BTFO

This man is absolutely repressing gay feelings.

>NICE STRONG LEGS

Howling

Pls post pics

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>Yep
creasing he didnt give two shits about blue

...

tvpc.us/player/?cid=3

>those fat feet

YES I LIKE FANNY HAHA

Getting rid of the fatty straight away lol

>legs too strong
Love how they never say it's becuse they're fat

>live
>love
>laugh
Fucking state

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This guy has fucking zero personality.

Fatty out!

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based Jews

He can't even try to hide his contempt for the fat welsh slag

wow fatty is genuinely angry haha

OBLITERATED

based knocking out the fatty

Cope on femcel

>1844 tat on pink's leg
fucking hell

The chebs are out lads

Fat fuck seething
Hahah

>HE GOT RID OF ME FOR MY LEGS
Yeah, you believe that lady

Womens bodies are fucked up swear to god. Men might be abit fat or small vock but most of the time they arent fucked up like women.

that "innit" though

They're all fucking grim

I am fuuuuumin'

Tragic set of baps

funny how the guys are good sports about getting ejected but the first cunt I see can't help but bitch about it.

>i love boobs
>i'm totally not gay....

They always have cottage cheese arses too

ah theyre not all coping like her, he had to put it nicely that he wasnt into chbbies

Pretty shameful sets of titties lads

5 slags and not a decent pair of tits between 'em

Fridge episode jeez

>this lineup

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>she had the least terrifying body
I'm out

not a single good tit
fucking brits i swear

Jesus that fucking chin, he dodged a bullet there

Yeah, he clearly wanted some tranny's but didn't get any.

I wonder what would happen if you did a Big Lenny and in your preferences just put "Tan ten, with a ten"

green was nice but she had a face like a junkie

tbf she was totally outclassed, dont think I have seen a contestant get mogged so hard

Green is quite cute

>luv bewbs
>luv likken nips
>luv ass
>luv fanneh
>luv gettin muh face in fanneh

they're all clapped

fucking hell, poor rigby

kinda cute

is there a single attractive person in this shitshow

>others have got more personality because they have kids drawings scrawled all over their bodies

For me its the girl in the andrex ad

genuinely recon this guy is a virgin or had like one shag so bare insecure

desu I'd probably rather fuck the guy than any of these girls
am I gay lads?

they are all disgusting wtf

trust ini senpai

"yeah she's fit in't she"
"yeah i'm definitely not regretting not ticking 'gay' on the application form"

yes but not for that

2-3 per series

he's travelled the world for a decade and is still a terminal runt

ngl that granny had a proper nice pussy earlier, all smooth and shaven, was also pleasantly surprised she didnt have mastectomy/reconstruction or even noticeable scar

2bh that is my favourite thing about Naked Attraction, that simple reminder that womens bodies are usually not as good as you might imagine when they are clothed. Most ladies tits are so disappointing

haha

why are all the girls so often fully shaved?

m8, I'm just here for the vags

>is there a single attractive person in this shitshow
across these first two episodes that has not been one. I guess attractive people don't need to resort to shit like this

Who is the celebrity that was supposed to be on tonight?

>Kept the uneven fake tits

Fuck this guy

It might help showing that everyone is as ugly as you are.

pubic lice

Sad state of affairs when she's the one I'd pick to shag over all these young slags

two pairs of fake tits in there, will be one of those I imagine. some gruesome Z-lister from a mid-2000s reality show

like 20% of girls on twitter are slagging this guy off for being a complete tool and 20% rly want him to fuck them. personality barely matters lads

because it allows you to wear more revealing underwear without it spilling over the sides, also looks tidier and makes men more likely to go down, my gf does it because of her religion

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what about the other 60%?

He's not even particularly attractive. Lads like him are 10 a penny

think it's what guys want (and a lot do desu)

I like a trimmed bush tbqh

it gota be yellow

>my gf does it because of her religion
what the fuck?
what kind of religion demands that?
most religions would consider it a slutty thing to do.

red has the best body

>my gf does it because of her religion
umm what?

Fuck it's Lauren Harries

here we go lads

IS THAT MUTYA BUENA FROM SUGABABES????

Literally ALL munters

The state of red holy shit

yellow

>faces time
>all of them are goblins
lel

4 utter pigs

random comments mostly about judith and jokes
i completely agree but clearly he's enough for this 20% and it doesn't matter how he acts

Orange deffo for me lads although that pink one would get it rotten like the dirty slampig she is

shes muslim

Purple hair girl is only vaguely attractive one.

>over half of men find piercings a turn off

that hideous blemish is intentional? LOOKS LIKE SOME HIDEOUS MOLE

fuck offfff. Might be quite good looking without

IT'S A MAN

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islam dude
islam requires shaving

Red is post-op tranny

Jesus wept

Red is fucking gone lmao

It is lol

I'd be pissed if I was green, getting rejected over a tranny

What the FUCK is wrong with their faces

red looks like a junkie slag

frigging hell

red is so obviously a 40 old man

Yellow is a goblin and still hands down the best

Oh no no no no no

With that face, has to be

100% this guy is going to pump and dump, calling it now.

>tv personality

If she's the fucking celebrity, christ

HOLY SHIT LOL

>too old
btfo

HAHAHAHAHAH

YOU UGLY CUNT CYA LATER

Post pics

Ive got a fever
And the only prescription
Is MORE YELLOW

Holy based LET THEM IN (only female)

She is fucking HORRIBLE

oh my goooodddddd

AHHHH SHE'S ACTUALLY A POST-OP BLOKE LPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

when she was a young boy she had some shit to do with antiques

>41 year old
WHAT WAS SHE THINKING

ohh shes trans

HOLY SHIT SHE IS FUCKING ABOUT TO CRY LOL

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

100% mad tranny

FUCKING KEK

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just looked it up and holy shit your right.
Is that religion just 90% thinly veiled sex prep?

I'm actually disappointed, I'd consider dating a muslim girl but being stuck with bald pussy for the rest of our lives would be shit.

bye Sid from Ice Age

Didn't even realise her fanny was fake

Anyone get a screenie

how did you pull a moslem

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>half caste girls with regional accents
Nice

Yellow is growin on me

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She was actually a tranny

I'm alarmed by how well we could pick that up

yellow is a keeper
don't let me down rigby

nah you can ask her not to shave for a bit, besides theres plenty of unshaven muslim/arab porn out there

Lovely voice on orange, northerners once again mogged and btfo

she's by far the least repulsive, yeah.

They're all fucking mutts bro he can do better tbqh. Would have just said no to all of them

Can’t reallt add fake tits and wanting to be an animal saviour in my head. They don’t seem to mesh together for me.

dont rate this girl's hair

This guy looks like a nonce

why would the producers do that to either party

>yes lets stick this mentally ill 41yo former bloke up to get let-down
>yes lets make this young man jilt a mentally-ill 41yo tranny

pretty grim from the producers

anything other than a trimmmed pussy is shit tier

Has anyone ever NOT chosen someone?

isn't that actually good news

Yellow is a northerner. Do you understand where Leeds is?

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GET THAT SHIT OUT OF YOUR FACR DUMB WHORING TROLLOP. PROPER THOT THAT ONE.

>>yes lets make this young man jilt a mentally-ill 41yo tranny
banter

Take bets on his dick

He gave them a list of things he likes.

He said he was cool with trannies.

Clearly he was lying.

mel b will win this

PICK YELLOW

maybe he was into it?

Do you?

millie is what we refer to in the us as a SWUG (senior washed up girl)
last year of uni, been taken around the block once too many times by deano and should now be taken behind the shed

>map of the world on his legs
jesus christ he is the most boring cunt ever has a decent sized cock tho

micro

Big dick!

He even has a shit tattoo. This dude is such a pathetic stereotype.

The north, you dumb cunt.

Below average cut

>she's only 22
Jesus

Cracking set of bollocks on the lad tbf

haha Mel B btfo

>he's hung
but why is the ball skin going around his penis???

it was close but i think cheyanne had a better body

fuck me rigby's got a hog

twitter.com/bellastefani31/status/1166824285698179072
howling at this clip

I'd pick hannah if she signed a contract to get that shite off her face

Trannies n blacks btfo on channel 4 in 2019. Who’d have known

Why's this cunt got the African continent tattoo'd on his leg

proper rubbing his cock at her cortch lmao

you fuckin retard

Yellow looks so cute in her clothes. Damn

WE ALL KNEW HE WOULD GO FOR THE WHITE ONE EVEN THOUGH SHES ALSO SHOCKING AHAHAHAH

exactly she got mogged you daft twat

kek the nigger is lactose inolerant
like pottery

THOSE TEETH
BUCK TEETH

dammit rigby

googling it, apparently it MUST be shaved every 40 days as ordained by their prophet.
Even if the husband requests it, the rule is supposed to take precedent.
ummah.com/forum/forum/misc/anonymous-posting-counselling-forum/444306-pubic-hair-removal

That being said, I'm pretty sure user's gf is already breaking rules by dating a non-muslim so it's already kind of bullshit.

I hate fake tits lads

GOTTA HAVE HIGH HIGH HOPES FOR A LIVIN

just realised my cock is tiny :(

same

You're a bit of a thick nigger, aren't you?

>doesn't even get up to greet his woman

Something seriously wrong with this lad, defo a billy bullshitter

Hate deanos SO FUCKING MUCH ARGGHHHHHHHHH

this is fucking excruciating my god

Hahaha what a fucking tool.

holy shit he's mugging her off live on air

What is she wearing

wtf she actually likes him

this dude is 100% gay unironically