What actor has the coolest name ever?

Rip Torn

imogen poots

benicio del toro

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Isn't this dangerous? What if he fell?

>his name is literally chuck sneed

WOLFHARD

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Scott Speedman

He would flip he is falling land with his both feet unharmed like an olympic gold metal acrobat

tom cruise

>ywn smell her poots

Gustaf Skarsgård

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Wolf Blitzer

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Amanda Peet

Brad Pittu

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>Wolf Blitzer
Seriously, say what you want about the man, but that's the chadliest name since Dick Wolf.

I did. Now hurry up, my dick isn't going to suck itself.

Bradley Cooper

Armie Hammer

Zach Galifianakis

Only one answer and you dumb asses haven't named him yet

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER

I was going to say Rock Hudson, the discount cary grant, but appearantly that's not his real name.

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Not an actor but

Speed Weed

kurt russell is cool

January Jones

Steve McQueen

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Imagine being this guy, balding, looking like a rapist, while the rest of your family are chads.
H-Haha. Just imagine.

Joaquin Phoenix

Sammuel Hyde

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Hugh Jackman

...

And he’s a multiculti cuck, too.

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this goy's got the right idea

For me its Alexander Skwisgaar Skwigelf.

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It would be extremely painful.

River Phoenix is a cooler name.

Who can even compare to this guy

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LEX SHRAPNEL
>tfw its not a stage name

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Donald Trump

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Rip Torn

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Basedu

how do you pronounce his name?

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Armie Hammer

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Chuck Norris

Reminder that stage names don't count. Use their kike name.

Fag Hudson

I feel like you'd be gambling by giving your kid a cool name. If he succeeds, he's just gonna be that more cooler. If he fails, it's gonna sting a bit more.

fucking this

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Why do whites make this face?

>hmm that pic looks remarkable recent
>let's check how old the guy got
The fucker's still alive at 93, impressive

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Michael Ironsides

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You think that's impressive, check how old Kirk Douglas is.

Natalie Hershlag

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Nick "Bitch Tits" Frost as I always call him

Idris Elba

Wojak isn't white, he's Italian.

Keanu Reeves

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Damn son, I knew he was still allive and kicking, but I did not remember that he was a centenarian

I come from the same town as John Hurt. Never met him though.

It means they don't like you, but would rather try to get along despite how obnoxious you are.

Rip Torn
Joaquin Phoenix
M. Night Shamalamadingdong

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>arnold blacknigger
Does his name grant him an automatic n word pass?

I unironically grew up with a kid who's last name was Fightmaster

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John Inman

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No, his muscles do.

You're a big tower

I went to uni with a guy called Scott McQuaid. He didn’t find it funny when I told him it sounded like a movie name

he’s being held up by a harness attached to a helicopter

Ricardo Montalban

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What's the funniest name any of you have encountered in real life? I met a Chinese guy at my old job whose name was Ding Dong, that one really got me.

My friend's job had a regular customer named Harry Allcock.

Omar Doom

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A guy whose name in my language means Desired (little) Ass or in a freer translation Desired Tushie

I played soccer against a kid named Lucifer. I slide tackled his ass and got a yellow card.

Damn, that's rough. His immigration officer should have recommended him to pronounce it Ping at the very least

He was a tourist from China, so I imagine it probably wasn't much of a problem for him in his daily life.

Bend-a-dick Cum-in-her-snatch

There’s the spice

Ah okay. I work with a bunch of Chinese people but haven't heard one this good yet. My boss changed his name from "Fun" to Andy, pretty lame. But I feel like you'd have to pretty charismatic to carry the name Fun

youtube.com/watch?v=40_2KyoGs-o

correct

How do you not finish office space? It's only two hours.

should've changed his last name to Kee

Came here for this word for word

Jonathan Joestar

this nigga real name is Eric Bishop, a fucking superhero name and he fucking changes to Jamie Foxx, what the fuck

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>imogen gay poots

For me, it's Nell Tiger Free.

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Ralph Nathaniel Twisleton-Wykeham-Fiennes.

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>Foxx first told jokes at a comedy club's open mic night in 1989, after accepting a girlfriend's dare. When he found that female comedians were often called first to perform, he changed his name to Jamie Foxx, feeling that it was a name ambiguous enough to disallow any biases.

That's an interesting reason to change it.

basically this
they have to acknowledge your existence because of cultural norms but they'd like that to be the extent of their interaction with you

That is the most British name I have ever heard.

Vincent Price

We'd be one cunt down.

Rip Torn

You mean Leaf?

None of those are their real names.

Came here to say that
But now I'm reading it, it sounds a bit gay

Turd Ferguson

Eric Butts

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Eleanor Worthington Cox.

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>Made up name.

Out of my way, Plebeians.

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For me, it’s Erik Everhard.

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Laugh with me, Freakazoid. Laugh with me!

>t. Fag Frost

Rosamund Pike.

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look at that titty wew

Dirk Bogarde
Werner Herzog
Clint Eastwood
Lawrence Olivier

ok but who's the op's pic?

Nicolas Cage

How havent more people said THIS on this post

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Powers Boothe

I'm more surprised that so many people on this board watch Law and Order.

Desirée Popotin?

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I don't and I don't think the others do either, it's more that the name is so memorable you remember the show its from. Also the show is such an embarrassment that by now it's hard to forget

Harry Dean Stanton
youtube.com/watch?v=gR85x0ybXLI

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Stephen Dorff is too cool a name for the shit career he's had

Heath Ledger

Ledge Heather

...

Wolf Blitzer, meet . . . Zog Killer!

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>Fine Corinthian Leather

The legend himself.

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Dorbin Skoviss

AL PACINO
ROBERTU DINIRUU
DANNY TREYO
FURIO GIUNTA(not real name)

Chuck Norris

Samir al-Hydid

Dieter Laser

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Mahershalalhashbaz Gilmore

Rip Torn

Not an actor but Wolf Blitzer. Too bad he’s a massive faggot.

He is an actor, he was in Mission Impossible 6. He walked up to Tom Cruise and said "Did we get 'em?"

This

BLACKED

>Yeah I named my son Wolf

What's a good first name for the last name Hughes? Don't want to publish my work under my real first name as it's too feminine.

Howard

then he would be Tomb Cruise

Not an actor but he was in an episode of Top Gear, a super car test driver for lambo or ferrari: Max Venturi.

Or Tom Bruise

I appreciate this post more then you will ever know

Tom Titantic

the smaller you are, the softer you fall

>park bench
jesus imagine having fucking sociopaths for parents

Yeah, like North West.

Is there a single actor (or person, shit, anyone) that has had a life as dynamic and fulfilling as Tom Cruise?

I don't get this one.

ahahahahahaha

>“...but his name wasn’t Stash last time. It was Horseshoe or Magnet or Lego or something equally adult”
very fitting considering the character has had many equally terrible names.

Ancient conquerors, wealthy psychopaths, etc

For Cruise.

I just started reading the book and those two characters are so fucking weird. The sushi part and Price giving Stash the look of total contempt lol.
I’m really enjoying it.

Burn Goreman

maybe he didn't feel like it

What are you a closet case?

It’s amazing how some people just LOOK like actors. Especially stage actors. Ralph Fiennes is one of those people.

Siddig El Tahir El Fadil El Siddig Abderrahman Mohammed Ahmed Abdel Karim El Mahdi.

Lexington Steele

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bendydick cuminbum

Lots of good names here.

I love bashirs ridiculously long name, but I find these particularly strong and powerful.
(Rip Torn)

Air-roll Flynn

Anyone who is not a literal faggot. At least we have souls. Also non-scientologists and people who aren’t insecure about their height

Neil Hamburger

Schnarlag Dozsnack

Amber Midthunder

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Mads Mikkelsen

>has
had. Rip Torn.

RIP

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RIP FUCKING TORN
R
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He loses points because his real name is Armand. Arm-and Hammer.

FUCKING BASED
R
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FUCKING CHECKED
R
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Egger is old german for acre you dummy

Na those are gay meme names. Fucking Orlando Bloom is more manlier sounding than that gay shit.

Dack Rambo

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>Watching aquaman
>Credits roll
>Huge list of special effects crew
>STEVEN HEAVENLY WANG

literally doing the Lord's work

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And who should play Napoleon in the inevitable biopic??

Aidan Gillen

yeah and now check out how healthy VanDyke still is and how shitty Douglas is off (not to mention the rape and murder allegations)

>Tom Cruise
Too bad that wasn't his birth name

>won oscar for best actor
>also won a prime time emmy and tony
>actually raced and placed 2nd at the 24 Hour Le Mans
>owned/ran championship indy car team
>founded Newman's Own and Hole in the Wall gang charities

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Battlefield Counterstrike

>not related to Gulimo del Toro

He who must not be named

Asa Butterfield

Winona Ryder
Jennifer Anniston
Angelina Jolie

Damn I feel old

Veiny

It's the socially acceptable way to express disdain for niggers

this

based

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I wish my name was Richard so I could force people to call me Dick.

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moon bloodgood
soleil moon frye
amanda moon ray
moon unit zappa

Ioan Gruffudd
I have no idea how to say that.

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one of his descendents

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Holy crap is that Mantrid?

Wow, a 102 year old is not in the best health! Color me surprised. I'm sure he's so worried about those allegations, he totally has so much left to live for.

Peter North

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MOMMY

Man he may be a crazy fuck but he is impossible to hate

sounds like a rust-belt stripper

>not Rip Torn

Remy Lacroix

Texas Battle

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Wow it's the same exact post three times, you fellas sure are clever. Sarcasm.

You

i dont really know what you expected
you asked a question and got an answer
the fact that all three answers you got were the same should tell you that its true
we weren't being funny or anything

you fucking nigger

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Vanessa Redgrave is a badass name

in finnish there is a name Anu Saukko which translates to asshole

Arnold Schwarzenegger.

paul mccartney is alive

hogarth

It kind of makes you wonder if there's something to this Scientology, that he abandoned his family and joined a cult but instead of being punished for it was rewarded with excellent health, a top notch career and everyone liking him.

Rock hard for men Hudson.

Reminder that Skarsgård is not pronounced "Scars Guard" as english speakers pronounce it. It sounds way less cool in swedish
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