Dutch striker, Vivianne Miedema, confirmed as a certified retard!
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Aiden Hernandez
Brandon Anderson
>that brazilian guy who makes miedema compilations on youtube and makes weekly threads on spee
Nolan Moore
We're finished. I'm a sam kerr fan now. I can't do this anymore ;-;
Connor Sanders
>Loyalty is...LE BAD
Zachary Jenkins
She won like 2 titles in 5 years.
In 2017 she could've gone to any team she wanted. Even staying at Bayern would be better.
Charles Morgan
Yeah but after moving to England, she fell in love and... you know the rest
Eli Anderson
She went black and she never went back?
Ryder Harris
She acc met Lisa at Bayern so...
Alexander Davis
Well why not, Arsenal did well in the league and it was Beth Mead who was their standout player and actually scored goals or assisted in most big games. Miedema is lucky to have the teammates she does.
John Sanchez
Yeah but why stay in the 2nd best team of the 4th best league when she could skip all that and go to the best team in the world?
Dominic Adams
there's prolly a timeline where she went to Lyon and won 3 ballons d'or by now
Jack Gutierrez
Isn’t the wsl the second best after the wundesliga?
Elijah Peterson
>Even staying at Bayern would be better.
she'd finish second behind the wölfinnen every year though
Thomas Mitchell
By the UEFA's association ranking it goes: France, Germany, Spain and then England.
Maybe the best from the NWSL could beat the best in Europe since Portland Thorns won the WICC against Lyon last year.
Wyatt Young
But her Champions League performance would be better. With some luck she could at least reach the final. She once said that her goal is winning the champions league
Jonathan Campbell
The WSL is growing quite quickly so there's probably more money to be had in England at the moment for these players.
Caleb Kelly
>tfw roord will win the /uwcl/ before miedema
Ryan Robinson
where are the mercenaries?
Oliver Martin
>caring about women's sports
lel
Cooper Gonzalez
If america is the only country where women footy is """""""big"""""""", why do they all play in europe?
Matthew Garcia
The best European clubs are at same level if not above the American ones
Chase Mitchell
Thats a man
Cameron Flores
because only europeans are dumb enough to pour money into that shit lmao.
Lincoln Long
go away
Jaxson Watson
European clubs benefit from the infrastructure of the men's teams.
Lincoln Perry
I bet she cant play the piano like Charly
Joshua White
Hard to leave after they make you a fucking statue
Jeremiah Peterson
It was made by Adidas - I don't think it's permanent.
Isaac Peterson
is that made from play doh?
looks like some risk figure
Isaiah Ramirez
explain why lyon is the best womens team
i would've imagined it'd be an english team
Ryder Mitchell
>statue even has adverts on it
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Thomas Johnson
women's football has yet to be ngubu'd surprisingly
Kayden Garcia
That statue has weird looking boobs.
Gavin Lewis
That goofy looking bitch was a bench warmer at Bayern, and she is a Bristol City babby stat padder in a weak league (just look at how they did in the champions league, City couldn't even get into the group stage and Chelsea couldn't get into the knockouts).
Fuck Miedema
Fuck WSL
>t. Voll Enjoyer
Gavin Wilson
>t. Voll Enjoyer
based
she will win the French cup this weekend
Anthony Evans
Wait people actually know grill players?
Robert Johnson
of course
Mason Bennett
She's been thoroughly EXPOSED this year desu
Sam Kerr is clear
Jason Cox
only the ones that post bikini pics on instagram like Aitana
Chase Perry
This, the women's teams are just a part of the marketing budget
Justin Cooper
not as retarded as putting engen at centerback
Easton Robinson
But how many pre-assists does Sam have?Acc Barcelona is the best team but when she left Germany in 2017, Lyon had won 2 CLs in a row.
She's the best in the world w/ sam kerr coming in a very close second place. Catch is that she's still 25 while sam kerr is probably at her peak.
Jacob Murphy
>That goofy looking bitch was a bench warmer at Bayern
that was roord
Liam Myers
>actually discussing amateur football
Lads…
Nathan Jones
Jeremiah Morris
Did she rape him?
Gavin Jones
cute girls can't rape
Aaron Murphy
>one year contract
She should be intelligent and get pregnant asap.
Jace Powell
too cute
John Ramirez
good night /voll/ bros
Andrew Ross
night night sleep tight germanbro
Mason Morales
>you just know
Aaron Parker
What are they holding?
Dominic Gray
GOD i wish that were me
Blake Davis
hnnnnnnnnnnnnnng
Colton Moore
prolly cardano idk
Sebastian Adams
is this lacaset replacement
Elijah Jenkins
No. They wanna use her as a no. 10 now.
Alexander Hill
I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THIS THREAD IS ABOUT
AND I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE
is this woman somehow actually on Arsenal*?
or is she just on some women's or children's team associated with Arsenal?
*the way Manon Rhéaume was "in" the NHL (for one (exhibition) game)
Wyatt Williams
Missionary marital sex with THESE women
Zachary Long
this, but also holding Charly tight while impregnating her from this position