Was this guy really all that strong? Or was he a LARPer/movie badass?

Was this guy really all that strong? Or was he a LARPer/movie badass?

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Brad Pitt would make short work of him

He was just a cool kung fu dude. He even said multiple times in interviews ali would beat the shit out of him.

Dont know why based Bruce had to get shit on for the retarded chinks of today

He was probably 70kg at most. So he wasn't that strong.

He is strong, but his weight class is pretty low.
Weight class > Extreme mastery

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He could literally beat the shit out of all of Yea Forums at once until Brad Pitt arrives

>Was this guy really all that strong?

Chuck Norris has said he's the real deal.

he was a kung fu guy who never did any serious full contact sparring.

Yeah he did a lot of researching on martial arts and obviously loved that shit but that doesnt make you a good fighter.

From an armchair estimate, I would guess that Bruce would be able to beat 80% of the male population in unarmed 1 on 1 combat. Maybe higher.

He had a tiny penis, like all Asians. If he was strong it was because he was overcompensating.

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He was the toughest guy in LA at the time. Which really isn't saying much they were all pussyboy actors

how the fuck would any of us know? might as well argue over which fictional character is stronger

This, but unironically.

And what are you compensating for

Hes white but it didnt help me at all in life so hes bitter that hes one of the niggers of his race.

Kung Fu is a meme Karate is a meme Taekwondo is a meme Street Fighter is a meme and asians are a meme race in general

>4"
sorry

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chuck said he was pretty damn impressive during their sparring sessions

Brad Pitt only had 5 weeks of boxing training. Sit down, faggot.

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>LARPer/movie badass
Do you mean an actor?

Based

I agree. Martial arts do you little good when the guy you are fighting can keep out of range of all your weapons and still punch you. Ali stood up to George Foreman for 8 rounds and he could punch hard enough to dent heavy bags Rogan uses.

basic boxing training is superior to a black belt in whatever gay asian dance shit you have

he can kick any actors ass today, even brad pitt, but cliff booth can fucking demolish him

>Manny Pacquiao
>66 kg
>beats up motherfuckers every day

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preesza no mistu braddu pittu i no mean disrupecuu

it's not that they are just fucking small and shitty. That's why they are never in actual combat sports like the UFC is dominated by Blacks East Euros And some white dudes. One good punch to his face and he's done noody gives a fuck about kicks in actual fights.

Who made this chart? Hispanics?

bruce had training in kick boxing basics, he is known for taking a bunch of different shit from different martial arts and mixing them

Some random fat spic beat him, tho.

This. Boxing and Judo is the core of most MMA training routines.

>basic boxing training is superior to a black belt in whatever gay asian dance shit you have

Then Pacquiao must look like a god to you then.

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This, but like all icons of the past the zoomer has been trained by the kike to teardown his legacy. Zoomers are the ultimate useful idiots.

dude have you ever been roundhoused?

> Look we have one guy in the Flyweight division please clap

In 1 out of 4 fights.

Where else do you want to move the goalpost?

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In his weight class

this explains why north korea is so angry with the rest of the world

Pitt has had some combat training for movies I believe. It's not his first action movie. Do I think he could beat Lee truly? Fuck no. Can he make a fight look good on screen? Yup.

boxing>wing chun and also superior race

no. how tall are you?

>flyweight division

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M8, UFC was broken by Joyce Gracie and they literally had to change the rules to keep fights from being 60 minute cuddle struggles.

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get educated cucks

5'11

That's why I don't watch that shit. It's very gay.

Who actually measured all those dicks?
What method and tools did they use?
Assuming they measured erect dicks, how did they stimulate the subjects?

Pick which one.

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Isnt he a flip? Most asians i know dont consider flips asian.

Kicking is for people who know what they’re doing. Landing kicks accurately in a fight is difficult without getting knocked on your ass. It’s why it’s rarely done.

Asian "man"

Bruce Lee was trained in Wing Chun AND Boxing AND Judo. Which is the point of JKD.

>*laughs in eight weight divisions*

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it might work at that height but why do it? You need a whole set up with impossible aim with your leg to my face which is hard to pull off and takes a few seconds the person you're fighting will close the distance anyway and aim with his fists at your face and just jab the fuck out of it while you're trying to set up your kick which is not even as painful as a direct punch in the face.

>h-he's not Asian
Next you'll say Bruce Lee isn't Asian because his grandmother is white.

no, i'm saying i've been roundhoused in an actual fight, and it was nothing like taking a punch

NOOOOO BRADDURU BITTURU HYAAAAAA *bong noise wooden sticks hitting sound... YOOOOOO*

Are one of those titles a heavy weight?

Like did he fight as a flyweight against a heavy weight?

>fat spic
No, that's Anthony "Low-Tier God" Joshua getting beaten by Andy "Boogie2988" Ruiz.

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OOGA BOOGA MUH DIK MUFUGGA

>no professional matches
>light as fuck
put him against any mma fighter or someone big enough and they would turn him into a bitch lasagna.
he wasn't a phony but he was more of an exhibitional artist rather than someone who trained to go into the ring to win proper professional matches.

What was his weight during the fights? The whole point is that. Not that he can't bulk up retard

>B-Brad is a heavyweight
Now you've gone off the reservation lmao and moves your goalpost so far off it doesn't apply to Brad anymore.

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well you should have moved nigga. A roundhouse is already retarded since he has to turn his back to pull it off just get low protect your face and tackle the motherfucker.

all these boxing fags are obese slobs who attach their sense of manhood to some other guy getting beat in a ring

>5'6 and 141 lbs vs 6'3 and 220 lbs
Ali would put him out without breaking a sweat

>bulk up
He's a blown up lightweight (weighs less than Bruce Lee, who's a welterweight probably at 70 kg) able to beat up light middleweights.

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>learns that Brad Pitt boxed for 5 weeks
Boxing is better than Wing Chun!
>learns that a boxer smaller than Bruce Lee is knocking bigger guys down
B-Boxing is bullshit, you're all fat!

lmao

Where was Brad Pitt mentioned? The post was

>He was probably 70kg at most. So he wasn't that strong.

Which is true. You are not strong at 70kgs since a 90kg dude will rekt you.

>Which is true
Meanwhile, in reality...

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All of those division are light weight tho. He didn't even box in light heavyweight.

not judo but jiu-jitsu(Brazilian version to be specific)
and guess who invented jiu-jitsu

so the congo niggaz truly do have the biggest cocks huh

well to be fair i didn't see it coming, like you said before it's rarely done

>90kg dude
Brad would be lucky to get to a buck 50.

you and bruce lee agree, congrats

I alluded to it in a previous post but Gracie broke MMA back when it had no weight classes. Dude was tiny as fuck and balled up guys 3x his size. They literally had to change the rules to keep it from being boring wrestling matches so citing MMA is pretty hollow.

>All of those division are light weight tho. He didn't even box in light heavyweight.

Which is the point. A smaller guy can beat up bigger guys in their natural weight class a la Bruce Lee.

If I had used Roy Jones as an example, it wouldn't apply to Bruce Lee.

> 144lbs vs 150lbs fight
Are you fucking retarded?

youtube.com/watch?v=D2d7p5ifNfw
Kicks >>>>>>>>>> Punches if you know how to land them and have the speed to pull it off.

>150 pounds
They had a 17 pound weight discrepancy at fight night, you nonce.

>Cro Cop
>the same guy that Brendan Schaub heem'd

*yawn* Neeext.

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The larger point is that asian males are shitty and can't fight. Sure you get Manny Pacquio who is a Filipino which is not asian but a powerful race all on it's own. Average Asians are less than 5'10 limp wristed, no muscles, no stamina shitty, cowardly and nerdy all their martial arts are an elaborate cope and psyop to give whites the impression that they catually can fight when they can't

Yeah he was beating one dimensional fighters that had no tdd

>AHHHHHHH
>SAVE ME FREDDIE
>I DON'T FEEL SO GOO-

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LMAO, even if what you just said was true. That is literally still nothing.

That isn't a 70kg boy vs a 90kg man

>The larger point is that asian males are shitty and can't fight.
>M-Manny doesn't count

How about the Shaolin Kickboxer Yi Long? Since you've decided to move the goalpost again, amusingly.

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Difference between his lighest and heaviest weight in those divisions is only 32 lb. I think that Manny is a great light weight boxer but he never actually boxed with real heavy weight boxers. Would Manny win Tyson if he actually managed to bulk up to 200 lb?

> welterweight division

Whoa wtf when did this happen.
I don't follow MMA I only know about Crocop's legendary kicks.
The fight had to have been rigged right, there's no way he would have lost.

he beat 40 yr old cro cop doesnt count

>AAAAH! AYÚDAME, NACHO! NO MAS! NO MAS!

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>17 pounds is literally nothing pfffft
Who was the last guy you fought with a 17 pound weight discrepancy?

I give it a decade and a half until you eat your own words.
MMA is heavily suppressed in China, you ain't see their state backed terminators yet if China decides it wants a piece of that pie.

>real heavyweight boxers
No shit. That's not his weight class. In fact, that ain't Brad Pitt's weight class either. It's one thing to bulk up to heavyweight and it's another thing altogether to compete in that class against contenders.

yes but (as i wrote in the post) the difference is that gracie is a professional grappler who trained to fight in a ring, not just to do fancy acrobatics for the camera or exhibitions.

>encyclopedia dramatica
Lol nice source

Cro Cop fags still in denial lol.

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ED is the definition of white cope. It also stands for Erectile Dysfunction, which is mainly a white disease.

Any fighting organization that allows that form of ground pounding gets gamed by tiny BJJ fighters. That’s why the rules are still the way they are.

Cope. JMM won the story of the rivalry.

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So long, Yi Long.

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based

>confirmed conor mcreggor vs hafthor bjornsson

1 draw, 2 wins, 1 win.
JMM = Retired
Manny = Still heeming mofos.

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nowadays bjj is kind of shit compared to mma wrestling though

Seriously though, how did Brendan survive the roundhouse kicks.
I thought Brendan was some nobody.

>An Asian fighter defeats an Asian fighter
Not exactly refuting the point of the thread lmao.

Yeah that was kinda my point. A small guy can beat up somewhat bigger guys but as weight difference grows it becomes very hard unless the bigger guy has very bad technic. I am sure Manny could beat up some random 200 pound lanklet with no boxing experience. Manny is exceptional light weight boxer and that is the end of that.

but, he did do full contact sparring.

youtube.com/watch?v=8ss_cJfXr1k

page has sources dumb cuck fuck

Brendan has underrated standup. Just look at his special.

Ali beat up Superman in his own comic

Asian "men" are a joke and their women rightfully belong to white men.

>keith "bumtime" thurbum
>good win
Lmao, JMM sparks him in 8.

>A small guy can beat up somewhat bigger guys but as weight difference grows it becomes very hard unless the bigger guy has very bad technic.
Your point is my point. Bruce Lee can beat up Brad Pitt because Brad Pitt literally has had 5 weeks of boxing training versus Lee's years and years of mixing and adding martial arts.

Brad has very bad technique, judging by the choreographed fight he had with Mike Moh. Moh had to carry the match, but then again that's what a stuntman or actor who does his own stunts is supposed to do with fellow actors who aren't as athletically trained.

My point was that citing size and MMA in the same breath was erroneous because little guys cheesed the fuck out of it for years until it all got changed.

> N-NOO KUNGFRU IS THE MOST PWWAFRUL MARTAL ARTS

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>K-Keef is a b-bum
Meanwhile, B-Hop says...

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MMA wrestling was born as an adaptation to the new rules not because it was a superior fighting style.

>you're not a fat slob who posts on Yea Forums 24/7?

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People tend to exaggerate about him, but when you read his writings, he was ahead of his time. By the time he wrote down the Tao of Jeet Kune Do, he had purged his standing boxing from a large part of its kung fu influence and replace it with boxing, savate and some part of thai boxing, which is pretty much what you find in modern Sanda. In his correspondance, he was even complaining about the fact that so few chinese fighters went back victorious from Thailand and only a few styles like Choy-lee fut were able to prevail against them. Furthermore, he was getting serious about judo and wrestling in his last years when all the fuss was about standing martial arts. So maybe not the legend people make of him, but not really a fraud either.

>JMM sparks him in 8.

Sit back down, Paco. JMM couldn't even spark Timothy Bradley in 12.

youtube.com/watch?v=VO13QnNCrrs

>Why yes, I COULD kick Bruce Lee's ass in his prime. How could you tell?

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>double dubs
Asians btfo

>ad hominem
>doesn't even want to talk about Brad Pitt anymore

But he had 5 weeks of boxing training, user. lol.

>gets wobbled and hurt by Lopez
>ducks Spence for over two years
>relies on excuses to explain why he's a bum
Thurman is a classic BUM. Hopkins is brain damaged to hell, nobody takes what he says seriously.

>h-he's a bum
So what is Timothy Bradley then?

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Sry I am not the same user who talked about Pitt beating Lee. I was just pointing out that Manny has excellent record in light weight boxing and he never really moved up to heavier divisions, which is very understandable.
When talking about of OUTIH fight of Cliff Dalton vs Bruce Lee we must remember that Cliff Dalton is a fictional character. Tarantino himself said that it would be like asking who would in a fight between Dracula and Bruce Lee. The debate about result would be totally meaningless because Dracula is a fictional character.

Memes aside, he was a really good martial artist.

Dicklet cope

Does anyone think even an mma azn could beat up these 6'3+ big grug dudes? Will they even feel his kicks?

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JMM is a one-trick pony and his one trick is beating Manny Pacquiao or anyone who fights him toe-to-toe.

Box him and he looks ordinary.

>strongmen built for strongman competitions
>competing in the MMA

I would love to see a super heavyweight MMA bout between Brock Lesnar and The Mountain.

i was talking about bruce lee, as in
>pick a guy big enough even without any combat experience
>OR
>a professional MMA fighter
>and either one would beat bruce lee to a pulp

not

>a big enough guy will win everytime even against professional fighters

because that's retarded

this silencios the pacos ayayaayayay

it is superior

Strongmen aren't conditioned to taking blows or feeling pain though, they'd probably buckle after the first punch.

That is a kino shot.

what if it's a life or death fight between Manny Pacquiao who is 66kg and 5'5 and one of these big grugs?

Obviously, Pac will refuse. He already refused defending the light middleweight belt after he peed blood from Margarito's body blows.

That does it. That is IT. NO MORE. You white pig Ghosty sheep fucking rotten milk eating caveman fucking neanderthals have DENIGRATED the asian male for the last time. WE BUILT THE GREAT WALL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS, what the FUCK has the ghosty race ever accomplished in comparison? Go ahead and try to steal our women like the blacks are doing to you, enjoy the ride while it lasts. China will rule the world in thirty years and then you will learn what it means to arouse the sleeping dragon, I PROMISE you.

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How tall is he though?

>arouse the sleeping dragon
Legitimately scared

>arouse the sleeping dragon

Put your clothes back on, Chang.

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is that where he got his legwork from in that fight against chuck norris?

Because it's fucking Bruce Lee, do you really think a Yea Forums meme will actually do anything to hurt his legacy?

Amazing how JMM gives Manny fits, Bradley beats JMM soundly, and Manny makes Bradley tumble.

Boxing really is rock-paper-scissors.

youtube.com/watch?v=2TI9mQx09L8

most strongmen are 190cm+ tall and weigh 150kg+
they wouldnt even feel the punches from a tiny asian
they could grab him by the head with one hand, lift him up and crush his head

Ironically, the chinks in his day were upset he was teaching martial arts to white dudes.

Honestly? Japan won in the end. They've encapsulated the West with weebshit and trapshit that white men are transitioning en masse.

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I don't think that is allowed in boxing.

>M-muh nukes

PRC has massive nuclear arsenal too ghosty, don't think hiding under a McDonald's table will save you from being scoured from this ASIAN earth.

He was 5'8 and 60 kg max. If he was strong he would be an Olympic weightlifter or a powerlifter

Bradley reacting to that knockdown is hilarious.
youtube.com/watch?v=w0rF6XOla6g

He was an actor. His movie are fiction. He has no genuine feats in combat sport.

Strength to kick ass and the technique used to kick ass are 2 different things

>70kg
>60kg

Holy shit, watch out! Bruce Lee is shrinking before our very eyes!

Bruce Lee's techniques and experience > Brad Pitt's twink "strength" and 5 weeks of boxing training.

Even Tarantino agrees that Brad won't beat Bruce.

youtube.com/watch?v=yBsMTyC5hzY

Ironically, I read this post in Brad Pitt's voice.

I don't think that's legal in MMA either...? Not sure. Fish hooking and lowblows are already banned.

>Gracie broke MMA back when it had no weight classes
Gracie family literally owned ufc in early days and picked the fight card at early events. It was created to be a showcase and advertisement for the family buisness.

Royce was matched up to a series of untrained literal who fighters. They marketed his opponents as big names in wrestling, karate, kickboxing, etc but within their own sports they were nobodies before they came to ufc. Wrestlers who never had training beyond high school, some texas ninjutsu asshole, a self declared 10th degree black belt, and some local street fighters. It was a clown show for the first 4 events.

Royce gracie in his prime would lose to modern undercard fighters in his weight class today in the modern UFC. He wasn't well rounded enough to compete in the modern sport and virtually all modern BJJ fighters win because of their standing/striking skills. An average ufc fighter's ground game with the default skillset will counter all his tricks easily.

Same way Muhammad Ali knocks out George Foreman even though Joe Frazier beat his ass thoroughly, the same Frazier that got heem'd by Foreman.

Literally any fully grown average white male would heem him. He has literally never been in a fightm

Yi Long is a meme who LARPs as a Shaolin Monk. Being a monk is his "gimmick", like in pro-wrestling.

>Literally any fully grown average white male would heem him.
see No. If you were saying Dolph Lundgren and his kickboxing experience, then yes. But some schlub that's tall and big with no training? Hell no.

Chuck is a skinny manlet with a faggot goatee, Sneed would fucking heem him

"17.Throwing an opponent out of the ring or caged area: A fighter shall not throw their opponent out of the ring or cage."

abcboxing.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/unified_rules_fouls_rev0816.pdf

I suppose it is legal to grab your opponent and throw him around but crushing someone's head sounds unsportsmanlike conduct.

More than Bruce

You can slam an opponent though. I've seen slams on MMA kayo a guy.

lee couldn't beat ali in a boxing match, but lee had pretty good ground game, also people claimed his kicks were like being hit by a car

would be really interesting to see them go all out on eachother, but i bet bruce lee is probably the most well rounded fighter of all time

Bruce taught Joe Lewis techniques to add to his karate. Gene LeBell calls him a world-class martial artist.

Brad Pitt isn't exactly known for his fighting abilities or doing his own stunts during fight scenes.

>but i bet bruce lee is probably the most well rounded fighter of all time
I disagree but outside of Vale Tudo competitors, he was probably ahead of his time int he 1970s.

Certainly the most famous martial artist to come out of China.

underrated kek

Lets say 190 cm 150 kg muscle man lifts up Manny with both of his hands and keeps Manny out of kick reach and then starts to kick the shit out of Manny while he is helplessly held in air. Is that okay in MMA? Could that even happen?

>chinks in his day were upset he was teaching martial arts to white dudes.
This is bullshit, he had a feud with a rival school in Oakland with wong jack man, but his rival also had white students. Pic related is one of Mans top students, who has run his own school for almost 40 years.

The myth that the fight was over racism and sharing secrets was just fluff they added to enhance the mysticism of king fu in the 60s. "Secrets too dangerous to teach". It was just a PR stunt, same as anything else in Bruce Lee's life.

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Why you focused on Manny though?

Have 190cm 150 kg musclemen lift up Brad, he's about that tall and could bulk up to that size.

Why did Wong Jack Man fight Bruce Lee if not for him teaching white students? Was it because he was mixing martial arts together?