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>Lottery rigged for Jersey yet again
And yet my Sharkies can't jump one fucking spot

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alberta moving closer to removal
deisel smell fading, greasy petroleum puddle receding

>holocaust believer

KANGS

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Will lose in the 2nd round

>soilers
>rags

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Who the fuck would do that when you could be doing blow and fucking strippers? Did you go with ur mommy? Lol

Kobe Bryant died in a helicopter crash

RYAN POOOGENT HOPKINS WENT NUMBER ONE OVERALL LMFAO!

flames will meet a similar fate. cheer for canadas team the toronto maple leafs while you still can

I didn't give my Kongs much of a chance in this series, but they've made it very entertaining and put up a hell of a fight

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What's there to do in Edmonton after the game?

>oilers

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>not crashing it into the mandalay bay

How romantic, did you enjoy taking turns sucking the pilot off with your mom for a free ride you crackhead bum

>Oilers

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canadian teams past the first round, need it or keep it?

hehehahahahhahanaahanahaa

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Fuck the Canadian teams

Friendly reminder that it was 3-0

>the irony that the coach that caused 3-0 is now coaching the team that he coached against

bros, I don't understand...
we did the land acknowledgement ceremony and everything...
what went wrong?

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>Posts on Yea Forums
>Hookers and blow
Kek

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lmao look how they struggle to cope:

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

sniff petro

Meth.

mczoomies.... i dont feel so well..

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WHO'S THE STINKIEST OF THEM ALL?

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Meth

imagine being an oilers fan right now lol lmao

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>41 million on the ice
>0 possession

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>Oilers

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BASED OP

>oilers getting refpuck assistance in the 3rd

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Smith froze.

Kassian despite scoring had no business being on the top line for as long as he was. Nurse, Keith and Bouch have been straight dogshit the last 2 games as well.
God just fold this franchise

You may not post about Vegas unless you have stayed at one of the following:
Bellagio
Palms
Venetian/Palazzo
Caesars Palace
Wynn
Red Rock
Thank you for your understanding.

>another talent goes to NJ that >we have to face annually as well
i fucking hate the devils and their waste of talent.

Honestly, you get used to it after a while.

Here I am at Caesars Palace taking selfie next to my ancestor!
Much better than photo of hand with monster at bing bing machine.

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edmonton so gay

why you gotta be like that

ot so quick I missed it

you took a picture of yourself with another man's dick lmao

>kings sweep in 6.
>newfags

have that in webm form, friendo

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Subban called Kempe winning in overtime and he did.

If the Pengays and all Canadian teams get eliminated then I'll be happy with whoever wins Stan Lee

youtu.be/1hhkdRh2ROA

Gary grew the sport

>fight hard for a comeback
>lose in 30 seconds

iiiit's been
2 weeks since you looked at me
put me into the game and said "you're goalie"

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>watch me blogpost but also blur my face
pussy

Been to Vegas 6 times past 2 years Helicopter ride was never top of my list

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Duncan Keith is washed man. I don’t give a shit if this man won 3 Stanley Cups, he hasn’t been good and he deserves to be scratched next game.

Hit up 1905 for a sad double vodka soda. Then hit up a donair shop on the way home. Shade is open but it’s going to packed.

>guaranteed replies

f*** you Duncan Kieith. You better retire you useless sack of rape covering garbage

>that hair
Just fuck my shit up senpai

I'm sorry, but did the Oilers already lose? Oh, that's right. The series is far from over yet. In fact, it's only 5 games. Does losing 3-2 in the series count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make a thread like this when the series is still on? Edmondton is still playing great right now and they have the best players with Draisaitl and McDavid in the league for how many years now? They're fighting one of the worst teams in the league who just happen to have a lead because they're feeding off the energy with bullshit calls from the refs. But you know what? They still fucking suck. Edmonton is one of the best fucking teams in the world. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded threads like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when Edmonton wins the Stanley cup and someone will link your shitty thread in the archives. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a thread on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Oilers threads because you're a faggot who doesn't like the team because they're good. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a thread like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.

what kinda fag paints his finger nails

I WANNA KNOW WHAT LOVE IS

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Wtf is wrong with your hand

Seethe on Yea Forums

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Canadian classic! Much more to have a laff with friends than taking vapid photos of you having OHMYGOD so fuun epic time pictures look at my life I am so cool

Not my hand

>Slovakia
Sounds fake

>trading for a goalie at the deadline
just asking to lose in the 1st round

Okay Jonathan. You can relax and take a chill pill now.

>land acknowledgement ceremony and everything...
wat ?

>manicured nails

You know the rules, TITS or GTFO

I've lived in Vegas my entire life and I've never once stayed on the strip...

The best thing to do in Vegas is buy two tall boys and get a free shot and just wonder to the next shop in the next casino. Way better than losing money on machines or tables.

>Much better than photo of hand with monster at bing bing machine.
Debatable.

>every team that won scored 5 goals
nice script gary

YO WHO THUMB IS THIS BRO????
SHXTS CRAZY YALL

edmonton should hire trotz after this playoff series.

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