The Episode IX PR has really gotten out of hand already

The Episode IX PR has really gotten out of hand already

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I want to fuck daisy ridley in the ass

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Same.

Do they sell space dildos on not-Tatooine?

When is Natalie Mars going to start doing cosplay porn?

do female jedi use their lightsabers as dildos?

How would she get access to a dildo on a desert planet where she's barely scrounging enough food to even survive? Does she just use her staff, I guess?

>do female jedi use their lightsabers as dildos?
According to ShabbyBlue, yes.

Good edit

Star wars is dead, I watched the trailer yesterday and felt nothing at all.

Is this real. I refuse to believe.

Star wars makes most of its money from neckbeards buying merch, merch sales are dead now.

This is a photoshop right? I can't tell anymore.

why is it that incels are so gullible they fall for fake news everytime?

we simply want to believe

>Found the tranny faggot

Why do you think this isn't just an excuse to talk about Rey using a dildo?

This place is full of retards that's why

>Does she just use her staff, I guess?
Maybe. She's surrounded by space junk and power tools, she can probably just make one.

breddy good.

she was probably raped by the sand people like vaders mom

Stop posting this fake garbage, Daisy is pure

Titsy Blowme

>putting dirty shit on your cooch
do we women seriously do that?

ayyyyyy lmao

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>this is a 10/10 in ingerlund
lol

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that's what sex is

truly horrifying

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>This is a 10/10 in burgerland

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OH NO NO NO NO NO

Why Daisy ;__;

>ShabbyBlue
Based

>no german when it's the largest demographic

kys my man

It's an old pic

She looks so, so fucking ugly.

Hideous.

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Yes but why. Why do Bongs lack even a basic level of style?

That's how you know it's foreign nation propaganda.

Imagine the smell on that juicy unwashed desert cunt

I want her to fuck my face

Fuck that got me HARD

>daisy fucks herself to multiple orgasms with a 10" BBC dildo every night

god, can this woman be any more perfect?

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Why would that information be relevant for a childrens movie?

Rey with dildos, you say? Done.

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>Just shove anything up your sweaty vagina
Enjoy your UTI

hehe baysed

Confirmation bias

Can we get disney to comment on this filth?

Nice, I cant wait for IX now.

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Why

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So that's what the double lightsaber was all about

Do you remember how sandy the inside of Rey's hut was? If she did it in there, there's zero chance she didn't get a sandy vagina. Remember how much same and dust was on everything, even stuff she touched all the time? Just this sandy vag, desperately trying to moisten.

just cancel the third movie.

Comment on what?

She never said this, you retards. Your reaction proves how fucking stupid y'all are.

I just hope they put the right side in, imagine someone puts it in wrongly and it accidentally switches on.
I bet there are some Sith lords who have this as fetish.

is there more of this degeneracy?

Confirmed canon

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Art

This guy always manages to subtly hit the uncanny valley

Based.

It's on the bottom left

you could always look it up retard

you’re just noticing how retarded this board truly is? Wait till you learn that they are also degenerates obsessed with sex thanks to porn

She's obviously seen the selfdrillingsms video on pornhub.

And you are stupid if you actually believe that we don't know that everything posted here is a work of fiction/distorted reality.
But what does a fucking shill like yourself know about that. Y'all are fucking dumb corporate sluts.

>that we don't know that everything posted here is a work of fiction/distorted reality.
You should know by now that this place has been flooded by retards and shitskins so massively for years that they believe the garbage posted here as truth and think they are in good company

Why let that bother you, if you don't derive any enjoyment from watching tards sperg out then why are you here?

To unironically post about films and which ones are actually good and underrated, alas the internet isn't for me

How big do you think your cock would have to be to satisfy Daisy ?

I've been here since the beginning and I thought it was real. I thought it was kind of funny.

I mean, it is possible to have decent conversations, you'll just have to wade through the 90% of the the posts that are retarded or just shitposting.

she's an anglo so she's probably used to micropenises and boring, mediocre sex.
also im starting to get a rey/daisy ridley fetish with all these threads

As you should.

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Me too, to be honest I dream of her bullying me for only having a 7" lightsaber

I want to lick that lewd armpusy

I would if I could, BITCH

Daisy is definitely the type to enjoy the following fetishes:

1. Rape
2. Slave Play
3. Snuff
4. Beastiality
5. NTR
6. Public Sex
7. Impregnation (you know why)
8. Raceplay


Come on bros, you know it's true.

t. Psychoanalyst

She uses the Force to flick her bean

as if rey couldn't get any sadder

I want
>her to rape me
>to be her pusyslave
>her to fuck me

Yes I was very concerned with how often Luke masturbated in A New Hope. It really would break my immersion to know he never fucked a condom wrapped in a towel.