Why did he do it?

He's a sportscuck who thinks her nigress genes will give his kids a better chance at being good at sports. To bad she cucked him with a nigger and now holds him hostage in cuck prison.

Career boost?

This cant be real

Lol then they've hated each other since before he was even famous.
All of his early bits about his "girl" are about Nia.

>Incel Thread #59268
Guys, change it up

>people will totally respect me once i'm MARRIED
so typical, he'll turn into one of those faux-upbeat faggots who dies inside on a daily basis

Black women just look like black men, look at her fucking hands compared to his

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Severe jungle fever. His gf before her was black too and there's an old podcast where a black comedienne interviewed him and the two were flirting outrageously.

Wipe off all their make up and white girls all look like spotty twinks and have the body of a 12 year old boy.

He's said his standup bits about women are just arguments with her where she can't fight back

hot

The pussy game RIDICULOUS.

He said he can't watch game of thrones because his wife doesn't want to watch shows about white people. A real alfa ginger man.

Thats a good thing tho

She probably forces him to watch the cuck movie she made him pay for

>Let me show you what a REAL orc can do!

YOU FINNA CAP THIS NASTY MUTT CRACKA JACK
UP THE CHROME WHITE BOY

He's said it before himself: one of his deepest fears is dying alone.

My point was that she's been slapping headphones off of his head long before he cared about looking not racist, or she cared about his money

>WAAAAGH!!!

>dying alone
better to spend your entire existence with someone who does not respect you just so you might feel like slightly less of a failure when you die

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This is the correct answer. He wants his mutt child to be an NFL player.

This. You guys don’t even know. If having sex with a black woman is anything like what white women experience when they fuck black guys, I legit can’t blame them. Black girls will suck your dick from behind, balls and shaft whole, white girls don’t do that shit.

getting old, mediocre looks, single... - she's got a cunt. Mystery solved fren.

Fellas, the point is not that she's black, she's also ugly as sin

Why does he call her "the lovely Nia"? Look at her! She isnt lovely.

He has money, I dunno why he couldn't do better

It seems like a common thing for closeted fags to end up with black women.

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>implying you wouldn't
you do realise she's rich af right? that means you can have a NEET lifestyle

She looks like Mike Tyson with a wig on.

He’s retarded and a cuck

Jesus at least marry an attractive negra.

This

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He got addicted black pusy, as you do, but he is a lowly, self-hating comedian so he settled.

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What kind of mixture is this? 75%w-25%b?

shitskins

that's hot bro, except the age part

Whites don't have those lips.
Cry harder, racist.

>Whites don't have those lips.

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>white girls all look like spotty twinks and have the body of a 12 year old boy.
>implying this is a bad thing

I fucking hate Nia. I immediately turn off his podcasts when she pops up. All she does is say the most ignorant, stupid things and talks over Bill.

I know, I was agreeing with you

Ol' Billy Marinovich

She used to be funny and on his same kind of vibe. Then she had the kid and HOOOOOOOLY FUCK did her demeanor ever change. It's like she fucking hates him now, she barely tolerates him anymore. She used to enthusiastically participate in the podcast, now she audibly sighs and complains EVERY SINGLE TIME he asks her to briefly come on and give her opinion.

Yeah if your a filthy nonce who deserves to be fucking gang raped.

Black don't crack. White women age like milk.

I only date girls who were D1 athletes and at least 5’11”

If I have a son I want to give him the best chance possible to have a good life

>Yes, all my girlfriends have been black. It’s not something I did consciously, just kind of happened that way. Couldn’t tell you why.

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White guilt the man. With his charisma & success he could have had a beautiful sweet caring nurturing white wife ... he picked that because he hates his dad... it’s all psychological

she's funny and good with the bantz

Reparations, the man lol

my guess would be 25%b, 25%w, 50%l

That's a man, baby

i was thinking about this yesterday and i came to the conclusion that he wanted a son who could make it in football, but he had a daughter lol

He liked black snatch enough to stick around with her for years, until eventually she kept pressuring him to get married and he got afraid of dying alone, so he married her. I don’t think he has a romantic worldview at all, so when push came to shove his attitude was “Hey, she puts up with my shit and I can stand being around he more than half of the time. Why not marry her?”

zug zug

Get back at his racist father.

Irish thrive on perpetual conflict and unhappiness.

source? jesus she's beautiful and hot as fuck...I need to find myself a Black girl for sure.

Gonna make some of dem biracial babies.

Eurasians and Bieuropeans Master races.

seek help

Or better looking black woman. I don't blame him for his jungle fever.

Do you remember the comedienne who interviewed him?

That systolic is waaay too high

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She was never funny.

Plays Lana on Archer

>jesus she's beautiful and hot as fuck.
she looks like don chidle faggot

African Americans in the US have at minimum 205% white ancestry thats almost exclusively from patrilineal descent from plantation owners

That girl is actually hot tbf

>205%
We're the whitest people on earth lol

>70% divorce rate

meant 25%

Not a day goes by that i dont miss patrice and his fucking nonsense i miss the guy

he's a comedian

Thank God not a single faggot has posted those retarded pastas. Pretty much all you need to know that it was one faggot spamming his own unfunny shit and samefagging positive replies.

Nobidy likes the fact that Billy married Ernie Hudson, but stale gay pasta really does nothing to help. For what it's worth, Joe Frazier was fucking him when he was a broke-ass road comic so he knows (or assumes) she isn't a gold digger. That's why he sticks with her, despite her looking like those Florida Skunk Ape cryptids.

I'd love to hear Bill tear into whoever took this picture.

56% mutt

>Joe Frazier was fucking him when he was a broke-ass road comic
What?

The joke is his wife looks like Joe Frazier, not that Bill was literally fucked by Joe Frazier.

AW LOOK WHOSE BACK ITS OLLLLLLLLE ZIIIP

White > Latina > Southern European > Asian > Middle Eastern > Black >>>> pajeet

My personal theory is that he did it as insurance against the sjws who were starting to really tear every white male a new one at the time. This way they could never touch him or his material. Too bad it backfired on him or did it?

RECRUTAH

Dumb theory. Why ruin your life like that just for "insurance" against sjws, especially if you were gonna stop telling mean jokes regardless

sometimes you gotta man

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Got a name?

Anti-SJWs slowly drive themselves insane with these conspiracy theories. The world isn't like the angry british youtubers tell them, so they concoct increasingly elaborate reasons for why things merely appear to be one way but are actually another.

Never forget, black people want you to think that this is “attractive”. Back in 2017 literally everyone on Twitter was calling her a “Queen”

they put a dress in a gorilla

Didn't she marry a white guy anyway? The dude who owns reddit?