#1 Phoenix Suns vs #4 Dallas Mavericks East Semis Game 5 Gamethread

mavs getting blown out tonight
I guarooownteee

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Is grant hill the ultimate yes man dicksucker in the NBA broadcast team?

looking at this pic reminds me of kobe keeping nash away from a ring or jordan taking a ring from stockton and malone.

Good lord, please someone injure either cp3 and booker. Or both.
Dont let the Kardashian curse die...

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Jesus Christ I've seen what you've done for other 4th seeds that play tonight and I am begging you; do NOT give that shit to me
Amen

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OH NONONO
MAVSISTERS... WE LOST.

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She's just waiting for the creampie in the locker room

My Sunsies got the next two games, not even worried :)

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My mom just came running in the room screaming at me to put the Jae Crowder game on wtf???? she doesn't even watch basketball.....

What's her name she's cute af

Good lord I love Asians who aren't stupid pale or wide-eyed

The Coyotes lost the draft lottery today, so it’s only right that the Suns win this game.

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Does Phoenix have cute fans like Milwaukee does?

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>Luka
>White

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Any 7s fans going to show up here in sunsland?

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That's what my momma said

>Wisconsin
>Attractive looking people

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>a hockey team in Arizona
Why?

Tranny

shes got a nice face but the saggin tits are nasty

I wanna smell and lick her armpits

Nah yours are

Can't wait to see Luka cry for a foul after every possession. Can't wait for him to say too small because that's the only trash talk he knows. Can't wait for him to say who are you to other known nba players.

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Is Chil Porn 3 retiring after the snus get BTFO and eliminated???

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Looks like the suns discord is out in full force right now after ducking the smoke for the last 4 days like cockroaches.

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You go, girl!

I know who CP is I want to know the girl's name

Except there's no one team that has stood in CP3's way. He just chokes year after year while multiple Western Conference teams have won titles

If they weren’t the literal worst team in NHL history by winningest %, they would have a decent fanbase. Phoenix is starving for a playoff competitor/ championship caliber team. It’s been 21 years since we’ve won a championship in a major men’s professional sport.

If the Suns win expect the gang to be back.

and I can't wait for the phoenix suns to flop like pussies and cry for foul calls
streamable.com/3kvztw

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CP3's mom flopping in the stands is about all you need to know the Suns are finished.

suns discord on full suicide watch.

If Suns win this game, series is over.

>that feel when Luka just won back to back MVPs and people are doubting him

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PLEASE INJURE LUKA PLEASE PLEASE PLEA--

I predict there will be 3 game 7s

B-b-but I thought CP and Book were the only ones who complained about fouls? How is it possible that another player that’s not on the Suns complains every time? Everyone on Yea Forums told me it’s JUST Booker and Paul gripping at the refs and no one else ever does it ever!?!??

should there be a rule against muscle flexing if you didnt finish top 5 in your draft combine?

Suns are gonna get even more scummy than usual if they start losing this game.

kek

ok since you're nice user
@chao__meng

Yep. I want Mavs to win but I can't see any way they'll win a Game 7 in Phoenix unless they really luck out and get Scott Foster on it
And that's assuming they can come back from tonight if they do lose

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Internet is so slooooooow reeeee my stream is buffering so hard

>fouls already
Fuck off

>Reggie Bullock

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Thanks bruv

how the fuck does a 5 footer post up someone in 2022

IT'S OVER

suns are done. warriors are winning it all anyways.

>that Luka pass
damn Bullock should have made that

>2 minutes in
>Snus have already resorted to chucking
>Luka is already MVP of the game

it's over

>99% of her pics are her staring up in awe at a giganigga
What did she mean by this?

>its over already

HOLY FUCK. QUICK, BRING UP THE 4TH QUARTER SUNS COPE

Where do I find a woman like this

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>Dallass have double the points of the snus

Great momentum from my Mavvies tonight. Hope they can keep this up

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go mavvies

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Booker just doesn't have that dawg in him. He's not that guy sadly.

>Suns player trips over own teammate
>foul on Dallas
reffies to the rescue

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I forgot tingis pingiz was traded lmao

steph curry and nerds ruined basketball

damn Suns are rip

Why does this faggot Booker always grimace and scream every time he drives

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golden state wouldve won those rockets series regardless of his injury

>ayton 2 fouls already
it's so over

Mavs need to continue to pass the ball around, get everyone hot. Don't let Luka play heroball

Yo this fat croat is cooking

>Suns are losing
>Starts blaming Steph Curry
never change

Luka is fucking feeling it rn holy shit
As long as he doesn't start chucking heat check 3s the Mavs win this no problem

NOBITCHES WYA

The white man marches on

SUNS SISTERS???????

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go Suns

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Why are german girls s ugly?

This. I really prefer if Luka drives to the basket or sticks to the midrange.

you mean passing it to Finney

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>Suns in 4

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Chris Paul: the 1st round legend. The one round gawd. The slayer of 8th seeds.

He did that a whole bunch first 2 games but he cooled down from it a ton in games 3 and 4 which definitely helped out. As long as they keep it up I think they're in good shape

Ohnononono

I mean, he's being guarded by a midget. Gotta exploit that match-up as much as possible.

He is with Ja schizo forming a temporary broship rn. Unfortunately, they are at an impasse on who would be their flagship player: Ja or Booker. Hopefully there will be progress soon..

AND ALL MY NIGGAS IN THE PEN HERE WE GO AGAIN
AINT NOTHING SEPARATING US FROM A MAC 10

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I want her bros

league is corrupt always gave rings to big markets

>TFW learned about TV timeouts a week ago

wtf is this shit

>black guy saying he wants to do black food show
>talks like a white person
uncle tom

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AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Ayton has to be the least impactful "good" center I've ever seen

>THE SUNS ARE REAL CONTENDERS GUYS

lmao stay humbled phoenix

my mortal enemies, the lukacels, i need you to win against these frauds tonight. that is all. grizz in 7 btw.

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commercials are more important than sports

luka bros let's get this w

You will consume

>The absolute state of the shanty town known as Peenix, Aridzona
OH NO NO NO NO

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i've got that grace of a cobra bros

If Suns drafted Luka, would he have worked well with DBook?

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What happened to Maria Taylor?

hes gonna get overpaid isnt he?

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I would actually get depressed if the Mavs win this. My Suns have to win this shit

cp3 finna put the clamps on pooka

wtf I just found out Kidd is half nigger

lol crowder
howd u miss that

the desert fucking sucks bro

as he should

why does luka have some hickeys? did he do some gay suction cup therapy?

Yes because Booker is primarily a scorer. They would be a contender just like they are now.

Are Suns frauds?

considering he's a much more efficient and reliable scorer than luka 65% of the time, probably

>crowder brick
Lmfao

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Luka is so good jfc

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Looks like it. What is it supposed to do anyway?

UHHHH SUNS SISTERS????

mate just wait for this donGOD floater

Just sitting here with my 10 psa 10 luka rookie cards. Great investment in the future GOAT! LETS GO DALLAS

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Luka is cooking tonight. This series is over. Better luck next year sunsisters!

i would use those as coasters not even joking. not going to be worth shit in 500 years

He's fun to watch fr. Rooting for the white boi.

If you really want to fight for the honor of your morantie, you would rightfully want the mavs to beat the snus so you can have one final agni kai between Luka and Ja.

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100%

lol no one gives a shit about sports cards unless they're 80 year olds

Dallas is playing without much urgency. This game is their only chance to win the series.

that actually would be a fun matchup, way more fun to see than a hypothetical suns v grizz

I just hope this is the game Dinwiddie goes off

oh shit he hasnt even played yet

Does luka have fucking hickeys on his arms and back??

potential code break right there... thankfully didn't happen

>fucks up dribble
>shouts at team

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Yeah this is a little concerning. They need to run the lead up as fast as possible, can't take the foot off the gas as I know the Suns will make a run

imagine if the Suns piss and shit this series away and Chrisp Aul goes another year ringless
i think that would be very funny

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its ok we will always have the finals participation ring.

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There are worse things to collect.

Yeah that was my bad we got a little too crazy at the homosexual orgy last night

thats just from cupping therapy

Mavs needs two things a Shooter that can create his own shot (Booker) and a semi decent Center. So yeah they would have 2 rings by now if Luka was in the Snus.

buns on pack watch

Naaah. I’m a lifetime Arizona sports fans, never expect the Suns, Dbacks, Coyotes, or Cardinals to exceed expectations. That’s just not how things work in Phoenix sports.

would be SO based if this was a cute boy with a fat butt instead. fuck you.

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its not halftime yet

Kill yourself

Child porn iii is a serious detriment to any playoff teams

>morantie is a fag
heh

kys dumb animefag

We’ll yeah

Lol they are bullying Child Porn 3. Mavs gonna try to tire him out

>Suns fans are being racist
Oh nonono

>goes back to watching a sport where chewing sunflower seeds is more entertaining than the sport istelf

nice play luka fggt

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they don't call it apehoop for nothing.

ah shit lads pheonix is back

Booker has perfected the Harden flop

mmmmm

worstposter

Yup. Not pushing in transition, defense looking regular seasonish, overall just too relaxed.

what the fuck bros im not even gay i just like feminine boys. suns are a paper tiger btw

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It’s getting pretty obvious Kidd is out coaching the Suns