Sell me this pen

Sell me this pen.

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This pen supports black people. Buy it or you are racist.

Black "people" are NIGGERS. How is your wife? Very glad that Obama ape is out of office. Have we built enough rapport that you feel comfortable making this purchase or should we dine?

No

Even the guy they based him off doesn't know the answer btw

you touch pen you must buy, 5 dollar preese

this

Literally just lost a sale nigger lover>>

meme ruined the movie for me (though i think it's pretty shit in any case) because i assumed i was gonna see a compelling example of the power of a sales technique- after this prompt or, at least somewhere in the movie for fucks sake
instead they decided writing that is too hard so they just have all the buyers be implausibly retarded

I fucking hate how this stupid thing is still somehow used during job interviews.

It's cheap. It works. 25 cents.

>Okay, I'll try.
>Do you want to buy this pen? No? Alright, new pen for me.
>What, why do you think I have to sell it to you? I'm the boss here mate. You are being paid to hold this seminar for these fine people and me for our entertainment.
>Now dance for us, little bitchboy. Dance like a monkey and make funny faces.

You get it for free if you hire mee

is this from the movie about the jewish scam artist

>buy all other pens possible
>become king and make cash and bank payments illegal
>only cheques now legal tender

just solved this riddle, lads.

kek

I take out the keys to my Mercedes and tell him I'm going to sell him an ideal and an experience, crafted over geberations, not some office product.

Based

no that's the scorsese biopic

This is where I found this pen, would you like to buy it?

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>buys raw materials for pens
>make rival pen company
U mad?

>buy all the factories
>now you can't make any more pens
gg ez

>buys you out

Give me that pen

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Buy that pen or I'll kick your ass.

You can't just sell someone a pen unless they absolutely need one, in which case they were gonna buy it anyway. Nothing he could have said would have made me buy it.

I remember a thread like this a year or two ago had the perfect pitch but i forgot it.

Wow, baader meinhof effect, i was just watching this on pornhub a couple hours ago.

This pen was used by . She inserted it into her while .

GIVE ME A W
GIVE ME A A
GIVE ME A L
GIVE ANOTHER L
GIVE ME A M
GIVE ME A A
GIVE ME A R K T
WHAT DOES IT SPELL?

WHA WHA WHAT DOES IT SPELL?

Okay sir I'm all charged up for the sales pitch now.

One of Belfort's redpills is pretty much that. Dont bother trying to sell shit to people who will never buy.
The target is people who are in the market or on the fence.

The best is that the pen is not for sale.

I tried using that technique from earlier in the film during a job interview for a bakery where I had to sell the interviewer a loaf of bread.
I didn't get the job.

>takes the pen
No. You don't deserve this pen. This is a exclusive pen. My pen. Not your pen. I sell it to someone who deserves it. Fuck you.

Shit like that is written for the movies, no one sensible ever clowns out like that

"What was the best sandwhich you ever had? What kinda bread? Look, this bread will absolutely compliment that meatball sub"

Done

Man, american workers are fucking cucked.
Poor bootlicking bastards have to do a dog and pony show to get hired for a minimum-wage job.

No

>sister goes to interview
>retard interviewer literally does this

>sell me this pen
>lemaskusumat, wanna buy this pen?
>no
>MUH WIFE AND SON
>Shane brutally murders leo
>Starwipe to Jonah wanking on a pool table
I should’ve directed the flick

>sister
Sister (female) or sister (Male)

the whole point is that people want to buy shit you just need to give them a reason to buy it.

Everytime you click the pen, 10 niggers die

i'll take two

It's the one leonardo dicaprio used in the wolf of wall street

kek

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