How are you even supposed to win in this situation?

I would actually just leave asap "let's go"

Saying nothing, if my date or w/e doesn't follow than she's a fool

Then if he beats me up I get beat up, and they get to go to jail.

I'm the mother fucking fucking one who calls da shots, and you are gonna give me the RESPECT I deserve! *Exhale heavily from nose*

GO SIT DOWN WITH YOUR FUCKIN BOYFRIENDS BEFORE YOU GET HURT

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You shit yourself.

He's a fucking kid. You ignore him telling him you can't do anything because he's a kid but you keep your guard as you continue talking to the girl ignoring him. If he takes a swing at you then you have the right to act in self defence.

You fight even if you lose
simple as

start reciting Palpatine's monologue about the tragedy of Darth Plagues the Wise in it's entirety

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I'm a 190/95 bald scary-looking slav
he won't start shit with me i can guarantee

Pretty easy. Ask him if hes 18. If he says yes, you slam his head through the table.

people like you are the ones that most often get into such fights, not scrawny ugly incels

This scene specifically pertains to Louis. This young man measured him up and saw that he was a pussy; if he was someone who would actually start something he wouldn't have asked them "Would you please quiet down", he would have said "Shut the fuck up over there". Men are naturally capable of reading voice tone to establish who is dominant; if you are speaking to a man you consider your superior your voice changes to a slightly higher pitch, and likewise deepens for someone you consider yourself dominant over.

If you are not a flabby, nervous natured man like Louis, the situation would not escalate to this level for you.

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nah, i never got into one my entire life even living in my shithole
i literally look like an ogre that could eat you raw, even shittiest of niggers would think thrice to come at me

stab his hand with a fork and then punch him in the face

Reach my hand behind my back near my waist, put my hand slightly up my shirt and slightly in my pants, make sure he notices me doing this, and say "we going to have a problem here?" while looking him dead in the eyes. If he's smart, he'll back off. Of course I aint carrying shit, but he doesnt have to know. If he doesn't fall for it, then I whip my hand in the shape of a gun out infront of his face and say "pew pew" and just play it by ear.

This.

Based Gigachad

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Don't aggressively try to police other people in a public place and situations like this will not happen

I'd have to try to defuse the situation and not react aggressively because if I escalate the jury might convict me of manslaughter when I put two 147 grain hollow points in his torso and one in his head.

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explain that he's surrounded by witnesses and that he's got a bright future ahead of him if he just walks away

Don't aggressively try to police other people in a public place and situations like this will not happen

You beat the shit out of kid

>bunch of lads having fun in a pblic place
>tell them to stop even though you don't even know them
He deserved a good beating, what's next? Telling crying babies to shut up?

Stand up in the seat, then you have the high ground and he can't do shit to you. If you attract attention that's good as they can throw them out or call the cops.

>slav
>Not starting shit
I don't know how many times i have seen them starting shit just for little things.

Would you kindly fuck off and leave me alone?

it's a catch 22. it's impossible. if you fight him then his entire friend group gangs up on you and beats the shit out of you. if you pussy out you're completely emasculated in front of your date and she'll never want to fuck you.

probably shouldn't have taken a date to some shitty diner frequented by drunk jocks, but you win some you lose some.

you clearly have never been beaten up

I would pull out a knife.

its not a catch 22, you stand up for yourself and tell him to fuck off
if you get beaten you can live with the fact that you stood up for yourself, also the woman appreciates you stood up for yourself against 5-6 young aggressive men

if you pussy out, you lose the woman obviously but more importantly you hate yourself for being such a pussy

>you take out your blade
>with a swift slash the thug falls bloodied
>manslaughter
>the rest quickly jumps over chairs towards you
What now, adventurer?

he does have kids. that's reason enough to try to stay living for a while at least.

What do you guys think Walter White would do?

well yeah, but I was referring to anons ITT who wonder "what would YOU do?" and I imagine most of them dont have kids

if I had a kid I would've probably pussied out too, because they would be more important than my ego or some shitty 45yo date

People like this always like me, I wouldn't have to worry about it

Don't tell them to shut up in the first place. Offer them some money to run an errand you just made up on the other side of town.

fighting is for children

there's a knock on the door and you think that's the end he'd be on?

>be louis
>dial 911
>OY VEY THIS GUY JUST THREATENED TO HATE CRIME KILL ME IN AN ANTISEMITIC ATTACK I WANT THIS GOYIM'S FORESKIN

The bully here looks like such a soiboy

This, its not worth it in case of legal issues brain damage, jail

Not to say you shouldn't work out and take kickboxing so you can be intimidating but you should avoid fighting as much as possible

call the police

>stand up
>having your wife walk ahead of you out of the diner
>stand in the door way and proceed to throw as many straight jabs as possible into his face

I realize Louie is a cuck but this scenario of making it a narrow fight meaning they can only fight you one on one means you’ll have a better chance of winning