/hoc/

Laffs Edition

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I just realized something. The Leafs are the most innovative franchise in NHL history...because they always find new ways to disappoint their fans!

Tavares finally shows up I see..

Canadians are bad

Toronto St.Pats

hello new friend here. Who are the underdogs for this one. I kinda want start watching hockey. plz no bully

this guy got the covid vaccine and his resting heart rate is now above 100

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defineatley not YM LEadgfs

well shit I was being snarky troll so I guess I'm the silly billy here

MAXIMUM POWER PLAY COMING

MY MFW WHEN THE HURRICANES WIN THE STANLEYB OWL

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>chudangelo with a 3 point game

seethe bombston seethe

>tampon gay

>stamcuck
imagine choosing to live in Florida

>laffs
>laffs
>laffs
>laffs
>laffs
>laffs

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>Suuurreee buddy!

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>hava nagila plays
>leafs allow goal
hmm

potteru desu

IT WAS 2-0!

Suck it /hoc/ joggers

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OH NONONO … TAMPON GAY GETTING BLOWN THE FUCKOUT!!!!


TORONTO IS LITERALLY SPRAYING DIRREAHA SHIT DOWN THE MOUTHS OF TAMPA AND THEYRE LITERALLY JUST TAKING IT

MATTHEWS SHOWING SHAMKOS WHAT A TRUE MVP LOOKS LIKE

COOPER IS LITERALLY GOING TO HAVE A STROKE IN THE FUCKING BENCH

THE KIKENING ARE GETTIGN EXPOSED

THEY UNIRONICALLY THOUGHT THEY HAD A CHANCE TO BEAT TORONTO

THE LEAFS ARE LITERALLY BRINGING THE CUP HOME

DESPITE ALL ODDS, THE TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS, SEVERE UNDERDOGS, DEFY ALL ODDS, DEFY ALL REFPUCK AND ARE MANHANDLING THE TAMPON GAYS

YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

Holy fucking kek

Im seriously having a fucking heart attackc because im laughign at how FUCKING SHIT the lightning are

holy fucking kek

the LEAFS are exposing them so badly right now hahhahahahahh

>sun belt teams
KEK

also isn it funny how there are NO lightning fans? theyre all in hiding like the bandwagon cucks that they are
AHAHAHHA

>THE CESSPOOL OF TAMPON GAY

IS FUCKING SHIT AND SMELLY


MY SIDES

I JUST CANT

LMAO AT HOW SHIT LIGHTKEKS ARE
ENJOY MISSING THE STAN LEE HOISTING CELEBRATION!!

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Kaprizov is generational

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god i fucking love these posts HAHAHAHAH TAMPON FUCKING GAY FAGGOTS

The Toronto Maple Leafs are the official team of Canada.

>laffs game 7 heartbreaker confirmed
based

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Go Oilers!

Let the good times roll

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I 100% expected the leafs to blow it. You can't be disappointed if you have extremely low expectations.

imagine winning 2 mickey mouse covid cups and then losing to the FUCKING LAFFS

You had a 3-2 series lead!

GO LEAFS GO!

haha leafs win BBC faggots btfo

How many Transronto "fans" are going to unironically kill themselves after they lose Game 7?

Can't wait for Bieber to buy the sens and bring Matthews there.

That sloppy too much man penalty is where it all went wrong

Good thing the >laffs never blew a 3-2 series lead huh?

Cope leafs are winning the cup

APOLOGIZE TAMPON GAY FAGGOTS

One more game lads.

Don't jinx it boys

my avies :)

Good things happen when you bench a ni99er like Simmonds

you gonna cry now?

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Game 7 choke guaranteed for leafs

Leafs are not winning anything

Damn Stanley Cup Finals are over already?

>blots

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bloos loos?

daily reminder the NHL playoff format is dogshit
maybe the early life section of the NHL commissioner will yield some clues

SCORING FOR MINNESOTA

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this is proof the islanders wouldve won with Tavares

>BLOTS
BLOTS
>BLOTS
BLOTS
>BLOTS
BLOTS

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

A FUCKING INDIAN

blots fans can't fucking handle it and i am LOVING it

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go oilers

He will buy them and move them to the sunbelt

Fuck off cuck the series is over. We've won this.

this laff win will make it even sweeter when they lose on Saturday I front of their fans and all the jerseys liter the ice

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real pacific hours

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laffs are gay

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I dont care who wins as long as its not a fucking canadian

who the fuck is this guy?

Fuck Brett Kissel

Sergachev is more retarded than >Holl

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>shitskin spoilers

So glad that the based Mexicans who once controlled Los Angeles had the foresight to take care of the natives.

WE FUCKING WON THIS

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ROUND 2 BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

havent watched one (1) minute of the oilers and kings series because im white and straight

You fags realize if the >laffs beat Tampon gay the only team the can stop them is the penguins.

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does this team have The Passion?

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>tampon gay

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had sex got drunk woke up boltZ lost they deserve it not sure if i care three cups in my lifetime playing with house money

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bolts will be the first team to lose to the leafs since 2004 hahahahaha hang the banner

>tranpa winning away after 3 failures
retarded frogposter

Really?? I'm waiting for one of the Maple teams to finally break the curse -_-
I have no favorites this tourney

Make no mistake, Tampa choked that one away but the refs did everything they could to make that happen.

>tampon gay kikening
>BTFO by laffs
>eternal keks
>happy good times thread

BWAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAA TINYDICK TINYDICK TAMPA GAY TINYDICKS

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TRUE NORTH STRONG AND FREE!

Oh Canada is a terrible anthem.

furfags get the rope

kill yourself retard

SCARED TAMPA?

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Exposed as ** babbies

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KAAAAAAAAAAAANGZ

>it's 5:20
>puck still not on the ice

Gary?

Friendly reminder that it was literally 3-0

Toronto is aware the series isnt over

THE LEAFS EXPOSED THE BACK TO BACK CHAMPS KEK

LEAFS THE TRUE CHAMPION

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! ROUND 2 BABY!!

The American anthem is just
>A little bit of chicken fried

DEFENDING
STANLEY
CUP
CHAMPIONS
SAINT
LOUIS
BLOOS

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hahaha get a load of this loser desperately downplaying his rage

LETS GO KANGZ

>refs
>in favor of canada
>over tampa

HOLY SHIT
this COPE

Fucking IDIOT

You sleepy, Finbro?

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How come you disappeared in game 7 last playoffs faggot?

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>good guys lost
Gary, you're on thin ice.

that guy is especially retarded because two of the leaf teams have American super stars leading their teams. I hate to say that about Matthews buts it's true haha

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cope we all heard hava nagila play and then saw the blots scored right after but the laffs were still able to defeat garys tribe

What's everyone drinking?

The only thing I have to drink is a captain morgan "long island ice tea" that's been sitting in the shed for a month (the last time I went fishing)

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Asterisk Bay, a city only by the most lackadaisical of definitions, is where a walking sieve who was mistakenly hired as a goaltender has been recognized for his regular season antics despite letting in 4 goals on average per game in the playoff.

unleash the bulju

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Leafs had to beat the bolts and refs

It’s literally set to an 18th century drinking song. It’s absolutely based.

please, please just win the series
please do not make this like when they came back against 0-3 against the BJs that one time only to complete blow it the next game and make it completely irrelevant

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i unironically like the song, it is very catchy

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American teams are the bad guys of hockey
Except for my Islanders

A little bit desu

Imagine ALL the Maple teams go to the second round
>do it.. really imagine it, visualize

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just googled these, they any good?

laffs legends both 4th liners on any other team

Anthems before sporting events are a gay waste of time no matter the sport or country. It's tolerable if the team actually represent a country at the Olympics or something.

C A V E M A N
A
V
E
M
A
N

T I M E
I
M
E

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Imagine actually believing this kek

Unironically better than whatever the fuck you want to call our anthem kek

LAGUNIT-ASS IPA

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I havent heard that song in fucking months and now it is stuck in my head you bastard man

good stream for oilers game?

t. Assblasted florida resident

that's OK, they on like DiddyKong nah

>lose to the blue jackets when it's a normal season
>win back to back covid cups
>lose to the laffs when it's a normal season

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Post favorite leafs

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I want a flames leafs final just cause I'm a flames fan and two leaf teams would have Gary seething and the
>67
streak would continue.

*pisses on you*

We get it you hate nationalism.

>female play by play

I hate ESPN

They're pretty good if you're going out but want more than beer would recommend

should've given them smallpox blankets back when you had the chance

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t. can't deny the truth

Just anthems.

YOU HAVE THE WORST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE

AHHAHA

AHAHHAHHAHAH


AHHAHAHHAHAH FAGGOT!

W I L D I N
I
L
D
I
N

*opens mouth*

what is it about the leafs that makes florida so mad?

>sean back
leafs choking again

* * *

wtf, is Kaprizov actually elite?

bloos

reminder that if your state/province does not have at least two (2) NHL teams it is irrelevant
relevant provinces/states are:
Alberta
California
Florida
New York
Ontario
Pennsylvania

Seriously fuck why were our ancestors so weak

That would be the best possible outcome
Salty Burgerstani Grieving and such, great stuff
>and Crown for the West

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nhl666

Kaprizov fuckin nuts

W I L D I N

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>1967

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you betcha

Tampa has three cups this century. How about Canada lmao

The absolute state of Trampa Bay Asterixs

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR

ya seethe?

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lick my asterisk faggot

MY KINGIES!

>Kaprizov fuckin sucks

Fixed it for you

Beer and Rye and cokes
Ready for hungover work tomorrow

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Are you fucking kidding me? Refs were practically wearing blots jerseys. That penalty on TJ Brodie that made it 2-0? A fucking stick lift. Corey Perry losing an edge resulting in a penalty? Bullshit. Ref not calling a blatant trip until he realizes the crowd would get mad? Fireable offense. Corey Perry RIFLING the fucking puck out of the arena? TWICE? Automatic.

I hate POWER PLAY offs

MY FUCKING KINGS

Ear grating announcer desu

stech

American teams = Canadians players
Fuck Gary

BBBObros WE GOT TOO COCKY

youre right i cant deny that the laffs beat tranpa and the refs tonight
cope with that as you will loser

>It was 3-1

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Good morning sirs

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STECHER
THANKS DETROIT

>Sm1th

Mike Smith is so bad

>so Happy =3

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SCAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR

TAKE ME BACK

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>soilers
HAHAHAHA

why yes, I am rooting against my own bracket, how could you tell?

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Tom would hate you, you spineless faggot. You should move back to durkadurkistan or whatever shithole you come from that you have no sense of nationalistic pride.

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I was getting fat so I quit in the middle of the week

Almost caved with Nashville getting swept

Canada doesn't even have one =(

C A V E M A N
A
V
E
M
A
N

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SCAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR

Fuck the kings they don’t even deserve a team and the refs are biased as shit.

>this commentator duo on kings oilers

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Mad shitskin oilers fan Lel

>he wrote while a canadian was handed the cup every single time tranpa won
LMAO

arigatou

Foligno hit Kyrou like a truck

nice of cbc to hire native americans to call games

>Thinking you can win a series with Mike Smith in Goal
All of my lels.

DIOS MIO

>female play by play
Disney needs to be destroyed

he flattened him

>Why yes, I do consider SCARR posting and general mayhem to be part of post season in /hoc/.. thanks for the great question..

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Reminder Vancouver gave away hometown kid Stetcher for fucking nothing

FUCK YOU JIM BENNING

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any you niggas know the heimlick maneuver ?

Felt good to have really high end offensive skill on the wing for once. Berezin and Hoglund were alright but Mogilny was on another level.

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>woman doing play by play

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This
Fuck off sean you're why everyone hates leafs fans here

*hits mute button*

At least it wasn't 3-0

LMFAO at the fucking sh0rks and patty marleau and grandpa greybeard joe BTFO

I want to wish all Toronto Maple Leaf chads a very pleasant evening.

>N-n-no our players won it !!!!!
Sad levels of cope

Watch the away feed

STECHED

I HATE women and their voices

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This Oilers team makes me fucking sick. Look like a bunch of fucking pussies that have already made their caribbean vacation reservations.

switch the feed

kys

>nooo our country won it
lmao yeah cope

Colt 45 but I should probably quit drinking

Get that cum out of your eyes faggot

lmao we got a pajeet

Oh fuck yea
Berezin I liked him but he was a damn puckhog

>our country
Weird I don't see that any Canadian franchises have won it this century?

onhockey dot tv
pick a different feed

>watching the american feed
it's like you guys are stupid or something

If this is the mixed black chick on ESPN, she is awful. Says nothing and won’t shut the fuck up.

>Mike Smith the Hero of Phoenix
>Mike Smith the gold medal winner

nuckiebros… we live yet

>leafs win
>boston loses
yeah this is a good day

If leafs win the cup will they overthrow trudeau?

MUTE

is always an option, lads
>a PSA brought to by Gary

>franchises