Laffs Edition
/hoc/
I just realized something. The Leafs are the most innovative franchise in NHL history...because they always find new ways to disappoint their fans!
Tavares finally shows up I see..
Canadians are bad
Toronto St.Pats
hello new friend here. Who are the underdogs for this one. I kinda want start watching hockey. plz no bully
this guy got the covid vaccine and his resting heart rate is now above 100
defineatley not YM LEadgfs
well shit I was being snarky troll so I guess I'm the silly billy here
MAXIMUM POWER PLAY COMING
MY MFW WHEN THE HURRICANES WIN THE STANLEYB OWL
>chudangelo with a 3 point game
seethe bombston seethe
>tampon gay
>stamcuck
imagine choosing to live in Florida
>laffs
>laffs
>laffs
>laffs
>laffs
>laffs
>Suuurreee buddy!
>hava nagila plays
>leafs allow goal
hmm
potteru desu
IT WAS 2-0!
Suck it /hoc/ joggers
OH NONONO … TAMPON GAY GETTING BLOWN THE FUCKOUT!!!!
TORONTO IS LITERALLY SPRAYING DIRREAHA SHIT DOWN THE MOUTHS OF TAMPA AND THEYRE LITERALLY JUST TAKING IT
MATTHEWS SHOWING SHAMKOS WHAT A TRUE MVP LOOKS LIKE
COOPER IS LITERALLY GOING TO HAVE A STROKE IN THE FUCKING BENCH
THE KIKENING ARE GETTIGN EXPOSED
THEY UNIRONICALLY THOUGHT THEY HAD A CHANCE TO BEAT TORONTO
THE LEAFS ARE LITERALLY BRINGING THE CUP HOME
DESPITE ALL ODDS, THE TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS, SEVERE UNDERDOGS, DEFY ALL ODDS, DEFY ALL REFPUCK AND ARE MANHANDLING THE TAMPON GAYS
YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
Holy fucking kek
Im seriously having a fucking heart attackc because im laughign at how FUCKING SHIT the lightning are
holy fucking kek
the LEAFS are exposing them so badly right now hahhahahahahh
>sun belt teams
KEK
also isn it funny how there are NO lightning fans? theyre all in hiding like the bandwagon cucks that they are
AHAHAHHA
>THE CESSPOOL OF TAMPON GAY
IS FUCKING SHIT AND SMELLY
MY SIDES
I JUST CANT
LMAO AT HOW SHIT LIGHTKEKS ARE
ENJOY MISSING THE STAN LEE HOISTING CELEBRATION!!
Kaprizov is generational
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god i fucking love these posts HAHAHAHAH TAMPON FUCKING GAY FAGGOTS
The Toronto Maple Leafs are the official team of Canada.
>laffs game 7 heartbreaker confirmed
based
Go Oilers!
Let the good times roll
I 100% expected the leafs to blow it. You can't be disappointed if you have extremely low expectations.
imagine winning 2 mickey mouse covid cups and then losing to the FUCKING LAFFS
You had a 3-2 series lead!
GO LEAFS GO!
haha leafs win BBC faggots btfo
How many Transronto "fans" are going to unironically kill themselves after they lose Game 7?
Can't wait for Bieber to buy the sens and bring Matthews there.
That sloppy too much man penalty is where it all went wrong
Good thing the >laffs never blew a 3-2 series lead huh?
Cope leafs are winning the cup
APOLOGIZE TAMPON GAY FAGGOTS
One more game lads.
Don't jinx it boys
my avies :)
Good things happen when you bench a ni99er like Simmonds
you gonna cry now?
Game 7 choke guaranteed for leafs
Leafs are not winning anything
Damn Stanley Cup Finals are over already?
>blots
bloos loos?
daily reminder the NHL playoff format is dogshit
maybe the early life section of the NHL commissioner will yield some clues
SCORING FOR MINNESOTA
this is proof the islanders wouldve won with Tavares
>BLOTS
BLOTS
>BLOTS
BLOTS
>BLOTS
BLOTS
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
A FUCKING INDIAN
blots fans can't fucking handle it and i am LOVING it
go oilers
He will buy them and move them to the sunbelt
Fuck off cuck the series is over. We've won this.
this laff win will make it even sweeter when they lose on Saturday I front of their fans and all the jerseys liter the ice
real pacific hours
laffs are gay
I dont care who wins as long as its not a fucking canadian
who the fuck is this guy?
Fuck Brett Kissel
Sergachev is more retarded than >Holl
>shitskin spoilers
So glad that the based Mexicans who once controlled Los Angeles had the foresight to take care of the natives.
WE FUCKING WON THIS
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ROUND 2 BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
havent watched one (1) minute of the oilers and kings series because im white and straight
You fags realize if the >laffs beat Tampon gay the only team the can stop them is the penguins.
does this team have The Passion?
>tampon gay
had sex got drunk woke up boltZ lost they deserve it not sure if i care three cups in my lifetime playing with house money
bolts will be the first team to lose to the leafs since 2004 hahahahaha hang the banner
>tranpa winning away after 3 failures
retarded frogposter
Really?? I'm waiting for one of the Maple teams to finally break the curse -_-
I have no favorites this tourney
Make no mistake, Tampa choked that one away but the refs did everything they could to make that happen.
>tampon gay kikening
>BTFO by laffs
>eternal keks
>happy good times thread
BWAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAA TINYDICK TINYDICK TAMPA GAY TINYDICKS
TRUE NORTH STRONG AND FREE!
Oh Canada is a terrible anthem.
furfags get the rope
kill yourself retard
SCARED TAMPA?
Exposed as ** babbies
KAAAAAAAAAAAANGZ
>it's 5:20
>puck still not on the ice
Gary?
Friendly reminder that it was literally 3-0
Toronto is aware the series isnt over
THE LEAFS EXPOSED THE BACK TO BACK CHAMPS KEK
LEAFS THE TRUE CHAMPION
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! ROUND 2 BABY!!
The American anthem is just
>A little bit of chicken fried
DEFENDING
STANLEY
CUP
CHAMPIONS
SAINT
LOUIS
BLOOS
hahaha get a load of this loser desperately downplaying his rage
LETS GO KANGZ
>refs
>in favor of canada
>over tampa
HOLY SHIT
this COPE
Fucking IDIOT
You sleepy, Finbro?
How come you disappeared in game 7 last playoffs faggot?
>good guys lost
Gary, you're on thin ice.
that guy is especially retarded because two of the leaf teams have American super stars leading their teams. I hate to say that about Matthews buts it's true haha
cope we all heard hava nagila play and then saw the blots scored right after but the laffs were still able to defeat garys tribe
What's everyone drinking?
The only thing I have to drink is a captain morgan "long island ice tea" that's been sitting in the shed for a month (the last time I went fishing)
Asterisk Bay, a city only by the most lackadaisical of definitions, is where a walking sieve who was mistakenly hired as a goaltender has been recognized for his regular season antics despite letting in 4 goals on average per game in the playoff.
unleash the bulju
Leafs had to beat the bolts and refs
It’s literally set to an 18th century drinking song. It’s absolutely based.
please, please just win the series
please do not make this like when they came back against 0-3 against the BJs that one time only to complete blow it the next game and make it completely irrelevant
i unironically like the song, it is very catchy
American teams are the bad guys of hockey
Except for my Islanders
A little bit desu
Imagine ALL the Maple teams go to the second round
>do it.. really imagine it, visualize
just googled these, they any good?
laffs legends both 4th liners on any other team
Anthems before sporting events are a gay waste of time no matter the sport or country. It's tolerable if the team actually represent a country at the Olympics or something.
C A V E M A N
A
V
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T I M E
I
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E
Imagine actually believing this kek
Unironically better than whatever the fuck you want to call our anthem kek
LAGUNIT-ASS IPA
I havent heard that song in fucking months and now it is stuck in my head you bastard man
good stream for oilers game?
t. Assblasted florida resident
that's OK, they on like DiddyKong nah
>lose to the blue jackets when it's a normal season
>win back to back covid cups
>lose to the laffs when it's a normal season
Post favorite leafs
I want a flames leafs final just cause I'm a flames fan and two leaf teams would have Gary seething and the
>67
streak would continue.
*pisses on you*
We get it you hate nationalism.
>female play by play
I hate ESPN
They're pretty good if you're going out but want more than beer would recommend
should've given them smallpox blankets back when you had the chance
t. can't deny the truth
Just anthems.
YOU HAVE THE WORST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE
AHHAHA
AHAHHAHHAHAH
AHHAHAHHAHAH FAGGOT!
W I L D I N
I
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*opens mouth*
what is it about the leafs that makes florida so mad?
>sean back
leafs choking again
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wtf, is Kaprizov actually elite?
bloos
reminder that if your state/province does not have at least two (2) NHL teams it is irrelevant
relevant provinces/states are:
Alberta
California
Florida
New York
Ontario
Pennsylvania
Seriously fuck why were our ancestors so weak
That would be the best possible outcome
Salty Burgerstani Grieving and such, great stuff
>and Crown for the West
nhl666
Kaprizov fuckin nuts
W I L D I N
>1967
you betcha
Tampa has three cups this century. How about Canada lmao
The absolute state of Trampa Bay Asterixs
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR
ya seethe?
lick my asterisk faggot
MY KINGIES!
>Kaprizov fuckin sucks
Fixed it for you
Beer and Rye and cokes
Ready for hungover work tomorrow
Are you fucking kidding me? Refs were practically wearing blots jerseys. That penalty on TJ Brodie that made it 2-0? A fucking stick lift. Corey Perry losing an edge resulting in a penalty? Bullshit. Ref not calling a blatant trip until he realizes the crowd would get mad? Fireable offense. Corey Perry RIFLING the fucking puck out of the arena? TWICE? Automatic.
I hate POWER PLAY offs
MY FUCKING KINGS
Ear grating announcer desu
stech
American teams = Canadians players
Fuck Gary
BBBObros WE GOT TOO COCKY
youre right i cant deny that the laffs beat tranpa and the refs tonight
cope with that as you will loser
>It was 3-1
Good morning sirs
STECHER
THANKS DETROIT
>Sm1th
Mike Smith is so bad
>so Happy =3
SCAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR
TAKE ME BACK
>soilers
HAHAHAHA
why yes, I am rooting against my own bracket, how could you tell?
Tom would hate you, you spineless faggot. You should move back to durkadurkistan or whatever shithole you come from that you have no sense of nationalistic pride.
I was getting fat so I quit in the middle of the week
Almost caved with Nashville getting swept
Canada doesn't even have one =(
C A V E M A N
A
V
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A
N
SCAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR
Fuck the kings they don’t even deserve a team and the refs are biased as shit.
>this commentator duo on kings oilers
Mad shitskin oilers fan Lel
>he wrote while a canadian was handed the cup every single time tranpa won
LMAO
arigatou
Foligno hit Kyrou like a truck
nice of cbc to hire native americans to call games
>Thinking you can win a series with Mike Smith in Goal
All of my lels.
DIOS MIO
>female play by play
Disney needs to be destroyed
he flattened him
>Why yes, I do consider SCARR posting and general mayhem to be part of post season in /hoc/.. thanks for the great question..
Reminder Vancouver gave away hometown kid Stetcher for fucking nothing
FUCK YOU JIM BENNING
any you niggas know the heimlick maneuver ?
Felt good to have really high end offensive skill on the wing for once. Berezin and Hoglund were alright but Mogilny was on another level.
>woman doing play by play
This
Fuck off sean you're why everyone hates leafs fans here
*hits mute button*
At least it wasn't 3-0
LMFAO at the fucking sh0rks and patty marleau and grandpa greybeard joe BTFO
I want to wish all Toronto Maple Leaf chads a very pleasant evening.
>N-n-no our players won it !!!!!
Sad levels of cope
Watch the away feed
STECHED
I HATE women and their voices
This Oilers team makes me fucking sick. Look like a bunch of fucking pussies that have already made their caribbean vacation reservations.
switch the feed
kys
>nooo our country won it
lmao yeah cope
Colt 45 but I should probably quit drinking
Get that cum out of your eyes faggot
lmao we got a pajeet
Oh fuck yea
Berezin I liked him but he was a damn puckhog
>our country
Weird I don't see that any Canadian franchises have won it this century?
onhockey dot tv
pick a different feed
>watching the american feed
it's like you guys are stupid or something
If this is the mixed black chick on ESPN, she is awful. Says nothing and won’t shut the fuck up.
>Mike Smith the Hero of Phoenix
>Mike Smith the gold medal winner
nuckiebros… we live yet
>leafs win
>boston loses
yeah this is a good day
If leafs win the cup will they overthrow trudeau?
MUTE
is always an option, lads
>a PSA brought to by Gary
>franchises