/hoc/

Wait, did the Leafs already lose? Oh there’s still 2 periods? Then shut the fuck up

I, for one, welcome the success of Tampa Bay's jihad over the great shaytan Maple Leafs.

Strap yourself in, we are mainly laughing at laffs here

I’m running to checkers for a big Buford?

How many do you guys want? I’m taking orders now and don’t worry about paying, it’s on me bros.

Go bolts

Attached: DEE0DB5F-92E9-45ED-90A7-F78CC3348F3C.jpg (1170x1473, 1.56M)

Chinky chinky chinaman
wash my pants
chink chinky chinaman
watch them dance

whythefuck espn so many nogs on my tv

i can tell a bunch of cabalists got a memo

and now hockey is cool and now all the nogs are going to be given hockey jobs

Hamilton Tiger Leafs

sounds good

>noooo you can't be attracted to girls with well developed tits and asses until they reach that arbitrary age!

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR

I kept hearing how good their fries were and the minority working the counter took 20 minutes to make me them. I never went back.

I've never had it before, so I'll try their best burger

Based Ottawan Muslism

Are the small cheeseburgers still like a dollar or did they raise the price ?

>120201412

Huh. Turns out Canadians on /hoc/ are pedophiles

>arbitrary
whatever you have to tell yourself, boomer sicko

At least the leafs are choking to a Stanley cup winning team instead of a farm team #progress

welcome to /hoc/ where everyone hates blondes and big tits

Good evening I hate the trapezoid

that is just an american on proxy

>mom stopped yelling at the tv and started crying with aunt esther instead

Attached: 31CFE8B4-ACEE-4DF9-9427-3F13949E8298.png (236x154, 64.22K)

Y'all gonna make me lose my mind, up in here, up in here!

But loves traps and anime waifus

Lumping people who find girls with well developed sexual traits with actual pedophiles does more harm than good

if you weren't 12 they would probably tell you who died.

That's awful man. Drunk drivers should be summarily executed.

Blondes with natural big tits are perfect. Blondes with lip fillers, nose jobs, and terrible 90s balloons are gross.

the finnish menace

Grizzlick ded

LOL

Attached: Screenshot_20220510-173505_Chrome.jpg (1080x657, 143.75K)

San Diego Maple Gulls

Attached: 1628077651714.png (552x310, 494.73K)

Bruins are looking tired out there
bent over or not skating much when off the puck
collapsing into a tighter and tighter group in their own end
spending a lot of time there, too

hi laffers

Attached: AA72EE2A-BC64-406E-834C-07A0012240FC.jpg (225x225, 9.32K)

>Malding this hard already
Cope

Attached: Maroon1.jpg (350x350, 27.76K)

Will the canes cry about the penalty or will they play on? Take notes, leafs

Felgard is that you bud

you are an actual pedophile, moron

Pansy
twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1523468085302235136?s=20&t=fAucj64C3X3ZFQSwqZlZ2Q

Attached: Screenshot_20220510-173615_Chrome.jpg (1080x913, 334.12K)

The Calder Cup means nothing.

shane wright is such a fucking chad look at those forearms

There's nothing positive I can say about them

Attached: bruinsPenalty.jpg (1280x720, 81.2K)

What the fuck I'm French now?

There's this girl at my job who had a DUI and nobody cares because she's hot. Coomers are a plague

So that means you can't have sex. What's that like?

New Orleans Gumbo Leafs

Blame game bingo
>Odds
Dubas fired
>Evens
Nylander/Marner traded
>Dubs
Matthews/Tavares traded

I'll take a strawberry shake unless their machine is broken like it always fucking is

Kwab

jesus that save
Finnish goaltending is just too good right now

Attached: raanta.png (708x740, 764.89K)

>Bruins have had 21 Powerplays in 4 and 1/2 games
Gary isn't even being subtle anymore

>heh…she’s got big hips and huge fuggin tits I bet she’s got a nice tight hot pussi idgaf if she’s 14 and her brain isn’t developed into an adult

>4 shots

It's OBER

Oh my god I know this guy lmao

Attached: 6E8F62F8-1030-4BCE-95E1-9235CE848A06.jpg (1125x2436, 291.96K)

Pretty people are held to different standards

Is her ass fat?

Look up the definition of pedophile you retard. I am sure you checked out at 16-17 years old girl on the street at least once while being none the wiser

/hoc/ is so powerful we have Wheelz and Finnish Wheelz

im unironically a 30 year old living with my mom, I like watching hockey with her still

Attached: 60D8715C-CFDF-446A-8C8F-0506FB9A4E5B.gif (498x300, 907.7K)

>Looking at women
Disgusting

It really is

Attached: saunaTuuka.jpg (300x300, 16.17K)

What the fuck was he think did his brain short circuited?

You disgust me desu

There's a difference between finding a teenager hot and acting on it. There's such a thing a self-restraint you ape.

Canes outworking the fuck out of the Bruins
this is the part of the series where Rod's conditioning comes in

Attached: Untitled.jpg (900x900, 109.6K)

>pedophile trying to defend himself

Many such cases

I also cry when I'm drunk

Mental illness, cope and seethe you disgusting pedo

Bros I wish sports betting never came to hockey

don't need a dictionary to know someone who brags about masturbating to children is a sicko. you're only trying to convince yourself.

he was thinking i don't want to be stapled into the boards it hurtsy ouchy

He doesn't want to take the hit

Changed scenery

Attached: 20220510_193601.jpg (1209x1209, 492.62K)

cool saw-nuh

Sadly. If it was an ugly dude (me) he would have gotten ostracized
Fat ass and big tits. Most girls at my job wear a shirt under their uniform but she gives zero fucks

Where? This always makes me laugh

My broons ):

Get fucked tripfag

Fuck

Attached: feelsbadman.gif (498x259, 3.26M)

>ruins

>pooins

what the fuck was that goal lmao

No bully, plz.

>Emotionally devastated
>Still going for the salts

based

nice own goal pooins

Sports betting is degenerate

>boston gets an avoidable penal
>canes score on pp

Many such cases

based im drunk already and ive alrdy had sex too

Attached: CBCE2E9C-0E9E-45A8-A73B-B73C9ECF84BE.jpg (400x400, 20.18K)

Maybe Thursday will be better

Attached: bruinsKitty.jpg (500x667, 83.63K)

Why do you think girls grow hips, tits and asses?

i believe the boston broons are getting their booties belligerently blasted

What the fuck lads, is home ice advantage really this much of a hack?

Attached: 57460121_10161550822320459_3309656799925239808_n.jpg (960x754, 93.96K)

bro wtf
how

Attached: god why.jpg (586x746, 93.87K)

I'm going to try it one day.

This game is over, time to switch to laffs elimination game

Why don't you drink at home? I bet it's quieter

Plan the parade!

fuck off tripfag

Wanting to have sex with children is pedophilia dude

this pedo is seething lmao

Replied in previous thread but yeah, to use my punchline again, I have better hands than McDavid

Who is the locker room cancer on the leafs?
Matthews?

maybe if I stop watching the game out of disgust they'll turn it around while I sleep

Attached: 1574218897062.gif (600x600, 301.43K)

That assessment is correct

Attached: cryingRat.jpg (640x334, 25.2K)

He's not even the major problem though. The media hate his guts yet there's NEVER discussion on the ownership's role in the Leafs being a consistent disaster. They'll fire Dubas and Keefe and then what? It'll just start all over again.

remember
this was the first-round pick that was the price for Toronto getting rid of Marleau's contract

Attached: seth jarvis.jpg (597x677, 69.42K)

Where did everyone go?

Attached: 98D8049F-71A8-4AB8-9512-FCD457E6114E.jpg (1170x1373, 1.07M)

gary bettman

The loser mentality is the real inoperable cancer

>no argument
Consider your concessions accepted

Attached: mikhail_grabovski.jpg (1086x898, 116.86K)

why dont you ask her to buy you a laptop then

When is Tavares going to start earning his paycheck?

are people really leaving kek

I tried it once, won 80 bucks off a 5 dollar bet. Never did it again so I'm in the plus.

Ownership forcing Dubas to acquire Tavares start their cap crisis.

I haven't kissed a woman once in 2022.

Out with a girl but fear not ill document the absolute degeneracy when I get home for my kingies

Intermission drinking. Those are the rich fuck seats with their special areas

>just get rid of the loser mentality by winning bro
wow such insight

It's been 6 fucking years already. Honestly they should do a Marlins-tier firesale and just make the entire team enforcers and power forwards so the Leafs might actually be fun to watch again.

would5hole

Attached: 1623820131650.jpg (1919x986, 846.6K)

You guys are talking shit now but Toronto is on pace for 12 shots and will easily take this game

/turnleft/ bros I missed Austin Dillon sounding the siren

It's okay, user. We're not even halfway past the year! You'll get one!

Sounds like the Randy days.

All of the Finnish pros have fancy saunas

Attached: buljuChamp.jpg (648x944, 97.18K)

How the fuck is Elliot still in this league? Guys like 80

>Didn't give his mum a peck on the cheek on mother's day

You're a bad son, user

Attached: 1624288920348.png (390x750, 47.58K)

4 shots? Da fuck laff bros

shhh the less cocky >we are the better the leafs will do

all those girls are probably stuck up cunts even the fat one

Attached: OH NO NO NO NO.png (1124x460, 34.66K)

>would5hole
most white women ive seen in the past 5 years in the city kek

>the one significantly uglier chick
kek at least she's found her niche

>Svechnikov finally picking another stick after bobbling pucks and fanning on shots all game
good

feel free to send him to new jersey

I miss when randy was the protagonist of /hoc/ he had wholesome storylines

>we want swayman

100%. It's entirely MLSE and Shanahan's fault. I will never watch a Leafs game again until they get sold to a new owner...so essentially I will never watch the Leafs ever again.

>Futa

Attached: mcDavidthinking.jpg (750x983, 301.61K)

Don't sikhs watch hockey? I swear there's a whole broadcast in punjabi for the turbanites?

Leafs are back !!

WHAT I WANT

>the one faggot in a Team Canada sweater
just spend the money retard

at least engels knew it was going to be close

Reminder to go back a few months in the past, and watch the hockey anime

youtube.com/watch?v=lVSJLMgyWho

apologize immediately

How do you take another too many men penalty you dumb fucks.

Dear John Tavares scores so rarely he's blushing kwab

unfortunately true about Toronto women and canadian women as a whole desu

What was his name?

>score one goal
>start planning the parade

Mask cucking is so 2021 ladies

THE 10 MILLION DOLLARS CAPTAIN GOT ONE

RandyLaffs were fucking based. Hell Leafs need a Colton Orr/Tie Domi/Tiger Williams type player again to be fun.

Cope incel

but there is no randy
never was

Attached: hello.png (1267x785, 206.31K)

I know

also some retard was still in the old thread talking to people and just mad a new thread kwab

No...........................
Immigrants do not assimilate anymore whatsoever

We should have developed Vlader. Now he's a chad with the Flames

Attached: averageFlamesfan.jpg (1080x1080, 95.09K)

I can only hope.

sup ran

I miss kippers

do these hoes think that those are some sort "warpaintings"? it's not looking too sunny there

not much, just enjoying a great game by our canesies :)

Attached: fren.png (1027x824, 343.38K)

Ayyyy my SteamDeck is on the way

It better not suck. At least if it does, it’s a 512gb and I can scalp it for $1,200

Attached: 931E2739-9996-4876-9629-E66E5F50ACBF.jpg (1170x1167, 245.64K)

Eat cock Randy

1 goal every 5 shots is a very good ratio.

I haven’t kissed a woman since October 2016

OH NO NO NO

Attached: 1652229842493.jpg (332x203, 22.65K)

$11M

I've given up on tonight

Attached: disappointment.png (1500x1394, 2.88M)

Attached: et_le_but.png (1280x1185, 1.52M)

yeah there is one
don't know how many viewers it gets but sometimes I switch to it when I want a change from TVA Sports (I do not watch SportsNet)

>blots

Are you Dist

I got one for you right here
*unzips dick*

Is that Drake