Tfw no Big Titty Sith Girlfriend

>tfw no Big Titty Sith Girlfriend

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Will Kylo force Rey to get a boob job when they get married?

I know right

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Nah I totally see him as being pussywhipped. Rey would always be telling the kids that their daddy was an asshole when they first met so she fucked him up at every opportunity.

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He's ugly as fuck. What is wrong with you faggots?

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The first time I saw him was in TFA and the scene where Kylo takes his mask off and reveals his face I laughed pretty hard because of what an ugly non-threatening mutt he looks like.

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I laughed too and now I'm fapping to shitty porn fics by retarded middle-aged reyloniggers. That's the power of chad cock.

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These people are some of the most insane fags I've seen online and I've been here since 2005.

Kill yourself reylo nigger

I'll never forget the cinema erupting in laughter when he took his mask off

Queers should be executed

I wasn't gay until him and Cavill.

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He seems more like an ass guy.

He seems like a cross between a kike and a drowned rat.

Yeah, hot.

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Isn't she from a whole tribe of force witches?

Why didn't kylo go to her planet to get a gf? He could even introduce himself as Kenobi's namesake. They'd go nuts for that

Gyno goblin was a mistake

>tfw I just found out he's playing human Black Philip in the VVitch sequel

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Based gyno goblin poster.

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>human Black Philip
They got a non hideous cunt for that part in the first one. Why bother recasting?

He would crush it though. Imagine being corrupted and raped by that.

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Sauce?

>tfw not canon


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Well she is, but shes also a Sith

And Obi-Wan only really had a thing for her, not the others

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I thought she claimed to be sith, but then dooku corrected her presumption.

(I don't think dooku should have been sitg, btw. Big mistake!)

star wars

He doesn't want a gf, he wants the gf.

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Considering it's the first adult pussy he ever saw, I'm not surprised.

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That scene was in 2003 clone wars, and thus non canon

The entire arena episode was recently recanonized in Dooku: Jedi Lost, however lacking the part you mentioned

>who the fuck is duchess satine

Fuck of with your faggot brackets reddit nigger

Almost happened just Lucas was booted out.

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Fuck nu wars and fuck you.

>stealth reylo thread
C'mon now.

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nothing stealth about this.

>missing out on a great audiobook about Dooku and Ventress because muh nuwars

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>however lacking the part you mentioned

Lunacy. The Storygroup is a joke.

I wish it was me she was sitting on

She'd only do it if you were black.

shippers need the rope hole

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>Snoke
I keep forgetting he was a thing

I wish i could forget disney wars was a thing