SAY UNCLE

SAY UNCLE

UNKROW UNKROW UNKROW BRADUUU PREASE STOPP I SAY UNKROW

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I'm making a youtube video with all of these memes in it.
I can do a decent stereotypical Asian accent.

Which ones should I include?

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The scene wasn't that good but the astronomical seething from r/asianmasculinity types redeems it.

This one.

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>But according to Mike Moh, the actor who plays Lee in the film, the martial arts hero hardly gets his ass kicked. “It was a tie,” Moh insisted. “Five more seconds, and Bruce would have won.”

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA

>FAIBU MO SECONDUZU, AND BRUCE WUD HAB WONU

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Depends how you see it

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pitt's character is a war heroe, trained in hand to hand combat designed to kill

kung fu has been rendered a show for sports, so it makes sense pitt trashed lee

YU STOPPU RAFFIN WEN BRUCE WEEN FAIBU MOH SEKKON

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>HAHAHAHA
>HAHAHAHA

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SAVE ME JIMMU TENNO

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> war heroe
> vietnam

>let himself get kicked
>still barely got knocked down
Asian "men"

I don't know about 5 seconds but I could see the character plausibly getting some lucky rounds and making things a lot more even/possibly turning it around.

>h-he let himself get kicked

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tbf military h2h systems are a joke, especially in America.

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you do know the scene you posted brad pitt pretended he was losing before beating the shit out of the other guy

it was best 2 out of 3. all either had to do was knock the other down again, so technically moh is correct, it was a tie.

You're not even trying anymore. It's so obvious he let Bruce kick him and you know it. Stop being disingenuous.

Gay

So just like Mike Moh said. Brad is even more fucked up in that scene and staged a comeback, so what more Bruce Lee who looks barely winded by the door slam and the sissy chest punch.

phone poster

Apparently not

see Bruce barely looks winded by the end of it. He could totally stage a bigger comeback than a half-dead Brad in Snatch.

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He fell only as a courtesy

bruce isn't brad you can tell by their heights

see By your logic, Bruce Lee was on his way to staging a comeback since he didn't even look winded after Brad's attacks. Like they were nothing.

That and Cliff wasn't using throwing his weight around and attempting to punch Bruce in the face. Bruce would probably take longer to tire out if they kept kung fu-ing it up instead of getting in a fist fight.

>bruce isn't brad
Yeah, Brad doesn't actually know how to fight. Only suck producer's dick.

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>Cliff wasn't using throwing his weight around
He couldn't. He doesn't know how to fight or throw a punch that can put out a guy many pounds lighter than him.

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YESSU KEEPU BEREIVING FAIBU MOH SEKKON

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>go to university to secure impressive career prospects and attract a wife
>every asian girl around you is on the arm of a 6/10 tops white guy

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seethe and cope
brad got tossed like a rope-a-dope

>gets mogged by racists with small penises

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I don't know shit about fighting, but how would a martial artist counter a larger opponent wrestling him? Would he have to switch to street fighting mode and try to gouge his eyes or something?

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