/hoc/

homo

Who’s Gary giving the first overall to

..aggot?

towa...

retard

propably montreal because canada needs more competitors

Reminder that in 2002 a Swedish Olympic hockey team containing Nicklas Lidstrom, Markus Naslund, Daniel Alfredsson, Mats Sundin and Henrik Zetterberg lost 4-3 in an elimination game to the Belarus Olympic hockey team consisting of literally zero (0) actual NHL players and were eliminated from the 2002 Olympic Men's Hockey Tournament

>I hate plastic women that are so fake makeup is so fake blond bimbos with fake tits gross I only watch amateur makeup free porn because it feels more real

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the Arizona Bettmans

I wish I could laugh at this but I cant

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didnt canada lose to belarus that year as well

So stop wearing it.

he knows he has intervened too obviously in the past with meme picks so they will just be in order. no more gary shenanigans where playoff bubble teams are moving up into the top5. people were noticing.

No in fact they beat them 7-1

Which player is the most exposed in the playoffs so far? I say Zibanejad or Josi

I can't chirp them for that after Turin.

Belarus is based

what happened 4 years later?

Mitch marner if only we had Brady tkachuk instead.

I have this memory of a teacher rolling a tv into the classroom during high school to watch canada play belarus. for some reason it always stuck with me that they lost that game.

>you know remember matthew "ghostman" tkachuk™

How could the rags even win the cup when they don't have a captain to lift it

haha time to draft from sweden/finland again
adam fox.

You unironically need both Tkachuks.

thought it was just a gimmick

Don't forget his friend Mangiapane the friendly ghost

cope he’s nearly a point per game

czech these digits

Sweden intentionally threw a game against slovakia so they didn't have to play russia or canada
asterisk gold

maybe losing to russia in 2006?

ya man the offensive defencemen with 4 points in 4 games despite 3 of them being losses is the guy getting exposed not the guy due for an 8.5 million dollar salary next season with 3 shots on goal in 4 games. uh huh yep but adam fox is the problem because he's a jew right. yep.

fuckin seethin lmfao

cope nobody cares about mcsecondaries

please hockey gods dont send my homeboys Slafkovsky, Kemell or Lambert to Canada

adam fox is a bum wasnt even nominated for norris

draft lottery day
my favourite day of the year
last few haven't gone our way
but this time, we'll make it WRIGHT

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Makar is who Fox could've been if he was a Flame.

Prolly thinking of 2006
looking back that tournament was an affront to canadian honour because they jobbed to a lot of shit teams

It's going to be Makar or Josi anyways, then they nominated Hedman because he was 3rd in points behind those guys. That's fine.

how come you couldn't win when it counted?

everyone is focused on points but what about the intangibles the analytics

well he is a norris winner so why isnt he more effective than josi? really makes one ponder.

Chicago, need to make up lost pandemic revenue.

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only good games this round

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I remember when chicago had finnish fans, for some reason they disappeared entirely

I miss the days when Sabres and Sens ruled the conference.

how effective was josi in that colorado series there

analytictrannys still havent recovered

Daily reminder to support your local teams and rinks.
>Mustangs lad

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why are snes fans so wholesome

Where's that crying pussy who guaranteed the Avs would lose last night?

kane needs to get out of there

I remember wanting the sabres to beat the sens in '07
chris drury was a warrior iirc

sens chads we can draft the next tyler boucher

Dogs

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Dumb cat

Sidney Crosby has been quoted as saying that Mika Zibanejad's mother "should be gravely ashamed," and he reportedly called Adam Fox a "smallhat."

I'm enjoying them as well

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Holy SEETHE

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Crosby is also a jew

Loved Briere, proved manlets like myself could still hang in the league.

>edmonton elks
>washington commanders
>cleveland guardians
just how much longer do the chudhawks have?

another asterisks tournament

Dare I venture to binlan. I have binnish frens. Based on their behavior I am led to believe it's a total circus there

only good name here is the elks
guardians are the worst

Who cares about the Skoda Cup anyways?

Bolts vs Leafs. Who you got tonight lads?

Scouting reports I've seen compare Wright to Bergeron. Seems pretty meh for a first overall. Still a good player, but not a franchise player you expect out of that draft slot.

Oh yea briere was a beast
They could have won the cup with a roster like that

Finland
small country
stuck between big bads sweden and russia
tries their best and over performs

Ottawa
small market
stuck between big bads toronto and montreal
tries their best and sometimes over performs

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all they need is a logo change

Canes
Laffs (its the last game they win)
Wild
Kings
Screencap this

We lose Forsberg not because I want that I just expect it. We sigh Johnny Gaudreau We try to move Kunin, Cousins and Tolvanen Hynes stays and Poile is on a short leash. (Hoping Trotz becomes GM). Hopefully we get some PROVEN secondary scoring. Further develop our younger prospects. Ingram becomes full time back up and can take some much needed stress off Saros and give him more rest

Bergeron is a true 1C. How many teams can say they have one?

I'm sure you and your scandi butt buddies will make /iihf/ any day now

>those versions of chel where the dabres had speedy manlets like briere and roy and pominville

Penguins prob can

that is very specific

god that sounds like a based night

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probably the blonde, front row center, not my first choice but nice

Its the 'tism

Of Forsberg won't sign there what makes them think Gaudreau will.

and you will be there seething because you cant help yourself

why is wright the only NA player with a wiki page? is it euro autism, or is 2004 a cursed year for us?

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I was just eating them
and by eating them I mean picking all of the yellow ones out of the Mike&Ike MegaMix and throwing them into the garbage where they belong

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Fuck it. Preds go hard for Patrice Bergeron and johnny Gaudreau, offersheet Matty Tkuchuck, trade Ekholm for Willy Nylander.
If you're gonna go for it, fucking go for it. We've got a projected $24 million in cap space for next season, and if we're not using that to resign Fil and/or go after some real offensive firepower, then you might as well blow the whole fucking thing up. Those are the only two options.

No, I'll be right here waiting to bully off any scandi faggots that try to come crawling back.

wiki pages are for autists. someone will probably make one for each soon
>del bel belluz will be a first rounder potentially
this dude is in over nazar? the fuck.

cope that blonde with fake tits grew the game™ more in 1 night than shannon has after 5+ years of streaming

>I mean picking all of the yellow ones out of the Mike&Ike MegaMix
Its the 'tism

>Cutter
>Conor with one "N"
christ what fucking names

We're no longer a hockey country but also our prospects don't need help getting noticed.

lottery bros... it's almost time

do they actually lead anywhere? hate when they link a person to some event page

I hope the lottery gods give you good luck today ottawa friend

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What happened to Lambert? Wasn't he being shilled as competition to Wright for first overall at one point? Also, how does a Finn have a name like that?

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>North American goalies
>Belarus
>Ivan

>Bergeron
Do people not see his age?

candy store!

have you seen non non vacation movie yet? It's on youtube if you want to watch it! onlyh 1 hour long. They go to okinawa (similar to hawai island for americans)

youtube.com/watch?v=wKxLhWK75Lg

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nobody trusts high ranked finns anymore after aine and kakko busted so hard

Knights will win the draft lottery

>making yourself eat things that you don't want to eat would be better
okay

they probably played the last few seasons wvile the chl was shut down

lambert got absolutely shat this season. played on the pelicans, and he's all speed but poor puck handling. still did decently at the world juniors
playing in NA user. matthews was ranked a euro skater btw in 2016

Propably for the same reason as Matt Niskanen had his surname except Lambert is half-finnish and has represented his home country for his whole life

If you're eating a candy named "mega" you're going to eat the shitty ones, too.

maybe you would, but not me
I am a man of discerning tastes

>What happened to Lambert?
Played kinda bad through the whole season and when he switched to a better team he played even worse. It's pretty strange desu, his puck handling and skating skills are really amazing but I guess his hockey IQ is lacking or something.
>Wasn't he being shilled as competition to Wright for first overall at one point?
Yes
>Also, how does a Finn have a name like that?
His dad is a Canadian who works as junior coach here. His mom is Finnish.