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Carter Rivera
From the way Gary has mismanaged the horrific events in Chicago to his refusing to acknowledge a link between traumatic brain injury and CTE, for doing nothing to help retired players, for calling the NHL a “family”, for the Dept of Player Suspensions, for the way the game is marketed, for the lack of any coherent global strategy, for turning his back on issues like painkiller, ambien and toradol abuse, for his lack of empathy and caring, for his 3 lockouts and all the lies. It’s time for Gary to go.
#removegary
Julian Gomez
Chytil Sounds like a bug name so I don’t like him already
Carson Ramirez
Avs will choke in the 2nd round
Jace Perez
Thinking about ordering another drink
Wyatt Rodriguez
Nathan Long
Shit teams bros drafted lottery in less than one bong
Jeremiah Powell
1st for philly winning the draft
Luis Jenkins
god lipstick is so fucking disgusting
almost as disgusting as the Pineapple-Banana flavored Mike&Ikes
Jeremiah Reed
Having the first letter of your name be silent shouldn't be allowed
Hunter Foster
homo
Adam Morris
Who’s Gary giving the first overall to
Hudson Butler
..aggot?
Logan Moore
towa...
Benjamin Ward
retard
Jacob Phillips
propably montreal because canada needs more competitors
Luis Perez
Reminder that in 2002 a Swedish Olympic hockey team containing Nicklas Lidstrom, Markus Naslund, Daniel Alfredsson, Mats Sundin and Henrik Zetterberg lost 4-3 in an elimination game to the Belarus Olympic hockey team consisting of literally zero (0) actual NHL players and were eliminated from the 2002 Olympic Men's Hockey Tournament
Liam Reyes
>I hate plastic women that are so fake makeup is so fake blond bimbos with fake tits gross I only watch amateur makeup free porn because it feels more real
Jeremiah Stewart
the Arizona Bettmans
Andrew Hall
I wish I could laugh at this but I cant
Wyatt Hernandez
didnt canada lose to belarus that year as well
Hunter Cook
So stop wearing it.
Samuel Reed
he knows he has intervened too obviously in the past with meme picks so they will just be in order. no more gary shenanigans where playoff bubble teams are moving up into the top5. people were noticing.
Jason Clark
No in fact they beat them 7-1
Blake Hughes
Which player is the most exposed in the playoffs so far? I say Zibanejad or Josi
Brandon Wilson
I can't chirp them for that after Turin.
Oliver Hill
Belarus is based
Lincoln Campbell
what happened 4 years later?
Brody Johnson
Mitch marner if only we had Brady tkachuk instead.
Liam Rogers
I have this memory of a teacher rolling a tv into the classroom during high school to watch canada play belarus. for some reason it always stuck with me that they lost that game.
Isaiah Carter
>you know remember matthew "ghostman" tkachuk™
Ayden Stewart
How could the rags even win the cup when they don't have a captain to lift it
Thomas Williams
haha time to draft from sweden/finland again
adam fox.
Jose Stewart
You unironically need both Tkachuks.
Nathaniel Bell
thought it was just a gimmick
Caleb Reyes
Don't forget his friend Mangiapane the friendly ghost
Daniel Green
cope he’s nearly a point per game
Bentley Lewis
czech these digits
Grayson Adams
Sweden intentionally threw a game against slovakia so they didn't have to play russia or canada
asterisk gold
Jackson Carter
maybe losing to russia in 2006?
Jace Morgan
ya man the offensive defencemen with 4 points in 4 games despite 3 of them being losses is the guy getting exposed not the guy due for an 8.5 million dollar salary next season with 3 shots on goal in 4 games. uh huh yep but adam fox is the problem because he's a jew right. yep.
Bentley Turner
fuckin seethin lmfao
Cooper Lee
cope nobody cares about mcsecondaries
Luis Martin
please hockey gods dont send my homeboys Slafkovsky, Kemell or Lambert to Canada
Jose Gutierrez
adam fox is a bum wasnt even nominated for norris
Bentley Johnson
draft lottery day
my favourite day of the year
last few haven't gone our way
but this time, we'll make it WRIGHT
Adam Martinez
Makar is who Fox could've been if he was a Flame.
Landon Butler
Prolly thinking of 2006
looking back that tournament was an affront to canadian honour because they jobbed to a lot of shit teams
Brody James
It's going to be Makar or Josi anyways, then they nominated Hedman because he was 3rd in points behind those guys. That's fine.
Jaxson Turner
how come you couldn't win when it counted?
Justin Reyes
everyone is focused on points but what about the intangibles the analytics
Nolan Robinson
well he is a norris winner so why isnt he more effective than josi? really makes one ponder.
Jordan Barnes
Chicago, need to make up lost pandemic revenue.
Joseph Wright
only good games this round
Evan Reed
I remember when chicago had finnish fans, for some reason they disappeared entirely
Jacob Brown
I miss the days when Sabres and Sens ruled the conference.
Noah Reed
how effective was josi in that colorado series there
Jonathan Rodriguez
analytictrannys still havent recovered
Jeremiah Lee
Daily reminder to support your local teams and rinks.
>Mustangs lad
Zachary Rodriguez
why are snes fans so wholesome
Noah Morris
Where's that crying pussy who guaranteed the Avs would lose last night?
Michael Gomez
kane needs to get out of there
Owen Phillips
I remember wanting the sabres to beat the sens in '07
chris drury was a warrior iirc
Henry Turner
sens chads we can draft the next tyler boucher
Austin Bailey
Dogs
Michael Bennett
Dumb cat
Landon Richardson
Sidney Crosby has been quoted as saying that Mika Zibanejad's mother "should be gravely ashamed," and he reportedly called Adam Fox a "smallhat."
Robert Nelson
I'm enjoying them as well
Mason Brooks
Holy SEETHE
Blake Diaz
Christian Edwards
Crosby is also a jew
Hudson Taylor
Loved Briere, proved manlets like myself could still hang in the league.
Ian Peterson
>edmonton elks
>washington commanders
>cleveland guardians
just how much longer do the chudhawks have?
Connor Wood
another asterisks tournament
Zachary Kelly
Dare I venture to binlan. I have binnish frens. Based on their behavior I am led to believe it's a total circus there
Joseph Thomas
only good name here is the elks
guardians are the worst
Ryder Howard
Who cares about the Skoda Cup anyways?
Luis Rogers
Bolts vs Leafs. Who you got tonight lads?
Tyler Lewis
Scouting reports I've seen compare Wright to Bergeron. Seems pretty meh for a first overall. Still a good player, but not a franchise player you expect out of that draft slot.
Adam Fisher
Oh yea briere was a beast
They could have won the cup with a roster like that
Jaxson White
Finland
small country
stuck between big bads sweden and russia
tries their best and over performs
Ottawa
small market
stuck between big bads toronto and montreal
tries their best and sometimes over performs
Hudson Campbell
all they need is a logo change
John Morgan
Canes
Laffs (its the last game they win)
Wild
Kings
Screencap this
Ayden Powell
We lose Forsberg not because I want that I just expect it. We sigh Johnny Gaudreau We try to move Kunin, Cousins and Tolvanen Hynes stays and Poile is on a short leash. (Hoping Trotz becomes GM). Hopefully we get some PROVEN secondary scoring. Further develop our younger prospects. Ingram becomes full time back up and can take some much needed stress off Saros and give him more rest
Nathaniel Mitchell
Bergeron is a true 1C. How many teams can say they have one?
Grayson Bell
I'm sure you and your scandi butt buddies will make /iihf/ any day now
Camden Butler
>those versions of chel where the dabres had speedy manlets like briere and roy and pominville
Elijah Evans
Penguins prob can
Dylan Wright
that is very specific
Ayden Ramirez
god that sounds like a based night
Asher Price
probably the blonde, front row center, not my first choice but nice
Leo Howard
Its the 'tism
Carson Powell
Of Forsberg won't sign there what makes them think Gaudreau will.
David Campbell
and you will be there seething because you cant help yourself
Mason Smith
why is wright the only NA player with a wiki page? is it euro autism, or is 2004 a cursed year for us?
Hunter Bell
I was just eating them
and by eating them I mean picking all of the yellow ones out of the Mike&Ike MegaMix and throwing them into the garbage where they belong
Samuel Howard
Fuck it. Preds go hard for Patrice Bergeron and johnny Gaudreau, offersheet Matty Tkuchuck, trade Ekholm for Willy Nylander.
If you're gonna go for it, fucking go for it. We've got a projected $24 million in cap space for next season, and if we're not using that to resign Fil and/or go after some real offensive firepower, then you might as well blow the whole fucking thing up. Those are the only two options.
Evan Garcia
No, I'll be right here waiting to bully off any scandi faggots that try to come crawling back.
Joshua Wilson
wiki pages are for autists. someone will probably make one for each soon
>del bel belluz will be a first rounder potentially
this dude is in over nazar? the fuck.
Charles Walker
cope that blonde with fake tits grew the game™ more in 1 night than shannon has after 5+ years of streaming
Caleb Green
>I mean picking all of the yellow ones out of the Mike&Ike MegaMix
Its the 'tism
Bentley Gutierrez
>Cutter
>Conor with one "N"
christ what fucking names
Hunter Nguyen
We're no longer a hockey country but also our prospects don't need help getting noticed.
Ayden Torres
lottery bros... it's almost time
Oliver Edwards
do they actually lead anywhere? hate when they link a person to some event page
Leo Taylor
I hope the lottery gods give you good luck today ottawa friend
Jason Reed
What happened to Lambert? Wasn't he being shilled as competition to Wright for first overall at one point? Also, how does a Finn have a name like that?
Matthew Adams
>North American goalies
>Belarus
>Ivan
Jacob Peterson
>Bergeron
Do people not see his age?
Michael Torres
candy store!
have you seen non non vacation movie yet? It's on youtube if you want to watch it! onlyh 1 hour long. They go to okinawa (similar to hawai island for americans)
Josiah Barnes
nobody trusts high ranked finns anymore after aine and kakko busted so hard
James Fisher
Knights will win the draft lottery
Isaiah Perez
>making yourself eat things that you don't want to eat would be better
okay
Bentley Barnes
they probably played the last few seasons wvile the chl was shut down
Grayson Turner
lambert got absolutely shat this season. played on the pelicans, and he's all speed but poor puck handling. still did decently at the world juniors
playing in NA user. matthews was ranked a euro skater btw in 2016
Gavin Lee
Propably for the same reason as Matt Niskanen had his surname except Lambert is half-finnish and has represented his home country for his whole life
Isaac Walker
If you're eating a candy named "mega" you're going to eat the shitty ones, too.
Brody Hall
maybe you would, but not me
I am a man of discerning tastes
Nathaniel Fisher
>What happened to Lambert?
Played kinda bad through the whole season and when he switched to a better team he played even worse. It's pretty strange desu, his puck handling and skating skills are really amazing but I guess his hockey IQ is lacking or something.
>Wasn't he being shilled as competition to Wright for first overall at one point?
Yes
>Also, how does a Finn have a name like that?
His dad is a Canadian who works as junior coach here. His mom is Finnish.