Episode 9 Massive Leak

>End of Episode 8 Luke Dies
>Rey is on a quest to complete her training.
>As a force voice calls to Rey from beyond it is Master Luke in the midi-Chlorine zone
>Luke Tells Rey she must go to Naboo to meet a very special Jedi master who Trained Darth Vader
>Plot Twist
>The Audience believes it will be Obi-Wan
>Qui - Gon Jinn .jpg
>As Rey travels to Naboo with R2D2 she arrives just as the first order is preparing to invade the planet to look for Darth Maul's Lost Light Saber
>The Light Saber is needed to restore the order of the Sith
>Rey Finds her self landing on the planet at the same time then much like Phantom Menace she plunges into the lake below were the Gungons live

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>Who is there ?
>Jar Jar Binks
Yes This is not a joke this is Disney who wants to revive the character
>Jar Jar Binks is now the King of the Gungans
>Rey Explains her story to find Qin-Gon Jinn to Jar Jar why she is tresspassing in Gungan town.
>Jar Jar is Old now remembers the battle on Naboo and all of the robots
>Some of the Robots belonging to General Greivous are now programed to be butlers for the Gorgans
>The Buffonery of the Robots continue as Jar Jar Has them deliver him fish he slaps one on the head and it twist around slapping another robot with the fish
>It says - "Bad Fish No Good" Roger Roger
>Isa taka you toa biga battle place okay a ?
>Rey Joins Jar Jar in the water craft where it is almost eaten by a large fish that looks like an angular but
>Just as the water craft is grabbed by the fish - A Giant Octopus eats the Angular fish
>Jar Jar Replies: There is a always a bigga fish a : spreading his arms out
>The Group lands int he city on Naboo with their submarine after
>The group goes through a history tour with children from the local Naboo University who are learning about Naboo history and the clone wars
>They are given a lecture around the area were Qui-Gon was killed and Darth Maul Cut in half
>At this point is it revealed that Rey has PTSD History Force Power of some sort and can relive the battle
>Rey starts to go through the moves of Obi Wan and Darth Maul
>She says
>This is where it all happen
>Expecting to see the Midi-Chlorine version of qui-gon she is greeted instead with a grossly figure of Darth Maul
>Who begins to train her this is why she turns evil .
This is all I know so far I will post again once I get more information.
God Speed Anons

I am sorry I was trying to get this message into the first green text.
I tried to post all of this in one shot but I had to delete and change some things. I am related to one of the industrial designers who develops toys for Disney. There will be a new Jar Jar Binks released this year for Christmas and Darth Maul toy. Disney really wants Jar Jar at their new park in Orlando
The Industrial Designers usually have special privileges for script or story line access verifying most of this information.
F- Disney starwars I'm done with this now

then jar jar says sneed and fucks your mum lul

>Jar Jar Binks
>Yes This is not a joke this is Disney who wants to revive the character
>Jar Jar Binks is now the King of the Gungans

Stopped reading, no

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kinda vague

>The Buffonery of the Robots continue as Jar Jar Has them deliver him fish he slaps one on the head and it twist around slapping another robot with the fish
>It says - "Bad Fish No Good" Roger Roger
I could see this happenning, clone wars was full of shit like this

fake and gay

Nice little story you thought of faggot, was it as EPIC as you thought it would be?

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Listen Eric, you're funny and all but now too much is too much. Please stop.

>The Light Saber is needed to restore the order of the Sith

Why does nu-wars think that lightsabers are artifacts of knowledge? Why not just follow legends? Want to become a Sith Lord? Find a Sith Holocron, learn the Sith way, become a Master of the Dark Side.

Holy shit it's not that hard.

>Rey is on a quest to complete her training.

I only watched the first one, what the hell did she do the entire second film?

Cybersexing with Kylo

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>>This is where it all happen

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Disney probably understands that the audience doesn't consider her a real Jedi because she fucking isn't. But they don't understand that there's no coming back after this point.

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Gods, look at her plump face.

Lol wtf.

>hasn't even completed her training

Glad I never cared about this as a kid and only went and watched the start of the new trilogy to please a friend, sadly I'll feel this shitted on when Netflix ruins the Witcher in a few months though.

no body cares anymore,

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>LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO U FKN OWND HER LETS HAVE TWENTY MILLION MORE THREADS WHERE WE TALK ABOUT HER FAT FACE LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

>BRO SHE DIDN'T EVEN COMPLETE HER TRAINING WAT A FKN PUSSY FKN LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOO FUK LETS HAVE TWENTY MILLION MORE OF THES THREADS THEIS IS FUCKN HILARIOUS OMG OMG OMG OMG

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LOLOLOLOL YOU GOT ME, ONLY FAGS DON'T WANT TO READ ABOUT THIS MOVIE 24/7/365. REAL CHADS WANT TO GET RAPED IN THE FACE WITH STAR WARS NEWS FROM SUN UP TO SUN DOWN.

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your bitching about the same character that told luke size matters not.
yeah shes a stupid mary sue who should have had alot of trouble doing that because shes untrained
but its perfectly believable instory for that to be possible.

real question is, if she can do shit like this. then why isnt she just tearing the at-at's apart at the seams

could you calm down there pookey? you're going to wake up mom

given the whole suicide shit this might give them virtue points from normies

>jar jar

you almost had me, no way is disney THIS stupid

>As a force voice calls to Rey from beyond it is Master Luke in the midi-Chlorine zone
I don't know why that made me laugh so hard

>your bitching

How am I?

>yeah shes a stupid mary sue who should have had alot of trouble doing that because shes untrained but its perfectly believable instory for that to be possible.

No, it's not believable because she's untrained. Are you some kind of drooling shill retard?

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you are missing my point

im saying its stupid that she can do it because she is untrained but its perfectly believable that something like that is possible in universe.
im starting to think you might be legit retarded for not grasping basic logic

Your point is moot because nobody doubts whether or not it's possible in the universe faggot.

oh im sorry. i didnt realize you didnt have basic reading skills and retention.
carry on kid

I would unironically stand up in the threater and clap loudly screaming KINO 10/10.

why not? they already let rian no-johnson completely shit down the throat of the franchise.
and all the basedboy prequel memers will eat it the fuck up
the cynic in me says "good fucking job" because that's peak capitalism