/f1/ - Relentless Formula 1 General - You Look Like a Good KWAB Edition

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>WDC Standings:
LEC: 104 (+18)
VER : 85 (+26)
PER: 66 (+12)
RUS: 59 (+10)
SAI: 53 (+15)

>WCC Standings:
Ferrari: 157 (+33)
Red Bull: 151 +38
Mercedes: 95 (+18)
McLaren: 46 (+0)
Alfa Romeo: 31 (+6)

>WEC Standings
HAM: 339.22 (+76.08)
RIC: 255.13 (+46.86)
MSC: 222.45(+63.53)

>Mick Schumacher races without scoring a single point:
27 (26 starts)

>News
The Floridaman GP brought in record US TV viewership for a live Eff Juan race
The Floidaman GP also lost a shit load of money because everyone was complaining the place was shit.
Puro Pinche was apparently dangerously close to DNF'ing during the race as a result of the engine sensor issue
Eduardo Freitas is scheduled to make his debut as the FIA’s Formula 1 race director at the S(pain) GP

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A LITTLE
BIT OF
CHICKEN FRIED

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miam a shit

Top Gear legend James May

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gimi

youtube.com/watch?v=zwGuXQcv7S4

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It's late in GIMI evening
She's wondering what clothes to wear
She puts on her makeup
And brushes her long blonde hair
And then she asks me
"Do I look all right?"
And I say, "Yes, you look wonderful tonight"

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death to mercedes, mclaren, alpine, aston martin, their fans and their drivers

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Butthole

baking

FUCK MERCEDES AND FUCK HYPNO DISC

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Hypnodisc was legit

So Asston Maatin are planning to bring an entirely new car to Barcelona. Very curious how the sidepods will look like come Practice 1

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Can't wait when it fails the 107%

Post yfw they copy Mercedes and outqualify them

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gimi

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>LAURENZ DU KANNST NICHT DO ZIS ZU MIR
>EVEN DER ARSCHTEN MARTIN
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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*smokes*
good night, fellas. have some sweet dreams.

gimi

>Eduardo Freitas is scheduled to make his debut as the FIA’s Formula 1 race director at the S(pain) GP
anyone has the >car 44, track limits pic? i reckon it will come in handy for the blue flags

Here's your new Mercedes starting in Spain.

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I find it amusing that Haas of all teams already knew about Merc's concept and dismissed it entirely.

Whereas Mercedes were prattling on about how it was 1-2 seconds quicker on the simulator and what not.

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based, but let my boy museo alone, he suffered enough already

They got too cocky. They should've brought the porpoise to Barcelona to maximise time spent to tame it

Haas and Ferrari bromance can never be broken.

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So uh, have Chiara and Greta, yknow…

It's 2022 so the answer is obviously yes.

If thats the case Chiara Binotto would be in jail rn

I don't think anybody was aware of how bad the bouncing would be.

I still think it's funny how they made that video acting all cocky about how some teams will get it right and some will get it completely wrong, as if they knew exactly where all the pitfalls are, but then they just fell flat on their face.

>record US TV viewership
What does that even mean? Two dozen DtS Netflix babbies watched the race live?

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i've saved the pre-season test times for comparison, massive keks to be had if they end up lapping slower than that
i doubt they went for the memepods m*rc has, but i'm pretty sure most (competent) teams at least compared smol vs big sidepods and realized there were some clear benefits to the latter
truly a kwab moment for Allison, another round of massive exposure after the Ferrari years

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gimi

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My burger cousin watched the race on tv, she has never been interested in vroomage

Just for reference, what's the magic number we need to be looking out for in terms of practice lap time?

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we gaan

>she has never been interested in vroomage
is she interested in vroomage now?
or just interested in gay f1 soaps

tifosi bros how we feeling

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But when the dubya series does it, nobody seems to care. Downright peculiar

/f1/ feeling a bit slow 'are enn'
anything happening now fruh?

She thought it was fun and wants to watch the rest of the season. Sainz is her favourite because he's the hottest, and that she's going to just root for Ferrari because her fiancé is a Guido. She liked the crashes too.
She's always been into sports, in a yell and cuss at the TV kind of way so F1 might work for her.

>Ferrari -157
>Red Bull Racing -151
>Mercedes - 95

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Can he Vanquish the porpoise? What does Mercedes have to lose at this point?

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hamlel's 1:19.138 on C5 tires on day 3, i doubt they will match it because i don't think anyone went for representative times in testing, so i expect everyone to be faster by at least 1 second but if m*rc is not significantly below this time they truly are fucked

>Gimilainen publicly refuses offer for someone to lick her arsehole
Who does she think she is fooling?

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Women are plastic

>NOOOO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING AIIEEEEEE
>I KNEEEEEL PORPOISE-SAMAAAAA I KNEEEEEEL

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/f1/ took a little vacay to /int/ for some

I think Binotto said they considered it but thought the current one had more potential for development

gimi

do you think spain will be good this year

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I'm naively hoping that it will be the best Spanish GP since the silver cars KWABbed

checks out, to aim you have to look at the target

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haha no

verlecsai

They need to fix that stupid chicane in Catalunya

of course, just look at my digits
big crash

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boring as usual
If they wanted people to watch it they would put it in last

JUST TWO MORE WEEKS!!!! THE UPGRADES ARE IN CONTROL!!!! STOP THE PORPOISING!!!!!

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seb!

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I dunno, she's gets into fights at Iggles games. Is that plastic?

everyone migrated to /int/ to shit on eurovision

you just know