/heem/ - furry edition

news:

>‘Had lots of fun in there’ - Ferguson issues statement after KO loss
bloodyelbow.com/2022/5/10/23064259/tony-ferguson-praises-michael-chandler-responds-ko-loss-at-ufc-274-had-lots-of-fun-in-there-mma-news

>Charles Oliveira: Islam Makhachev must get past Beneil Dariush to earn title shot, targets December fight in Brazil
mmafighting.com/2022/5/10/23064619/charles-oliveira-islam-makhachev-beneil-dariush-title-shot-targets-december-fight-brazil

>Video: Jamahal Hill has prank played on him, things nearly go horribly wrong
mmafighting.com/2022/5/10/23065726/video-jamahal-hill-has-prank-played-on-him-things-nearly-go-horribly-wrong

>gooby
twitter.com/TheNotoriousMMA/status/1523368830633840640?cxt=HHwWgMCovav4i6QqAAAA

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Im feeling it

I'm settling in here.

muay thai

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this is the one, fuck you disgusting loopy fag

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the link up

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The KING of /heem/

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Everyone in this pic looks disgusting

based beltran

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The Champion has a name

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we know

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Do Colby

>2 good wins in his entire career
>retires
i am greatest of all time brazza you know dis

Shartles beat Poostin and Gaychee in better fashion and Cuckler is a better win than Goobs

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dangerously based

POOR LITTLE DAGGY BOI

Only on:
MICKED. COM

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Rakic probably retires Jan this week

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WE CAN REBUILD HIM

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i think you would be surprised

kek

Man I forgot how shitty his record was. Charles really has already surpassed him.

i dont have a colby caricature

kino

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Would you take up serpents like a real 1 b?

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it'll be a slow paced decision and they'll make jokes about rose-esparza but agree that it's not that bad

you just reminded me of that 9 11 call from the people whos pet snake ate their baby

It's over

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Its okay ill just imagine one in my head

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The Welterweight Champion has a name

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That snake is an honorary Aryan.

Lets go tony

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Unfortunately you're most likely correct

>Usman calls out CHIESA and CANELO
>YAAAAAASS SO BRAVE
>Oliveira calls out Conor, like everyone does
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEE HE'S DUCKING PISSLAM

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>Tony... what do you see?

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by getting dropped a total of 5 times? kek

canelo sucks at boxing, dude cant even win at boxing even though thats the only sport he does

How long till Charles GODlievera exposes Sambo and the dagestani mutts finally shut the fuck up

Rose is such a head case. She might be the biggest brainlet champion the ufc has ever had

More like CANelo lol

if i were fighting izzy i would simply ignore his feints and heem him

Khabib vs Gaethje round 1
two judges 10-9 gaethje

Heem still hasn't recovered from this. Still seething TO THIS DAY!

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oliviera took twice as much damage in less time

Are there any fights you watch to get pumped up?

woodly wonderboy 2

is cruz white?

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Mirror on the wall
Here we are again
Through my rise and fall
You've been my only friend
You told me that they can't understand the man I am
So why are we here, talking to each other again?

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lewis vs ngannou

Obviously not, stupid question

Lesnar vs Carwin

The BRAPion has a name and its...

Here in Burgerland, yes.

no

is cruz mexican

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she couldve done this just two more times in other prior rounds lol

tony wasn't out

yes

At least as messican as Gaycheese

Reminder that Leon is hiding his true power
He revealed a small portion of it against Belal, the only fight where Leon has ever been aggressive (which resulted in his opponent being permanently disfigured) and he'll unleash everything on Usman later this year

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Gaycheese is a white mutt whos taken too many punches to the head and now thinks he a mariachi

Yes, it's called fighting. If you never get scraps and bruises it means you're using some pussy tactic or running away. To be fair in Khabibs case Justin was the one running away, but Justin also beat him in round 1.

honorary. he's too smart to be messican

youtube.com/watch?v=JDgtb2lsDAE&t=3s

Chandler is literally unboyable

What is he then? He doesn't look hispanic

Ok, see you at the top.

Undertaker vs Brock Lesnar

>K-KHABIB WENT STRAIGHT FOR THE CROTCH SNIFFING, THIS MAKES HIM A BETTER FIGHTER

>noo you don't understand your meant to get brain damage
loser cope

>Sisters

So he's never been seen with a woman not a relative? He's added to the list

He’s only boyable on fight night.

Hes a Mexican with more Spanish blood. Look at Mexicans past presidents its the Spaniard side

no way to quantify that, you are coping.

he talks like ben shapiro and has a similar stature so i think he's jewish

Tonybros.. safe to say we're back and just getting started.

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dom is a bachelor

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correct. feel free to head back to /box/.

you know what's the only segment people remember from the fight

damn

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Theoretically speaking, who is whiter

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Yes.

Dom stole Stricklands oneitis

Do the jews have any fighters at all?

I quantified it with the eye test where I watched him bleed and get dropped on his arse, sorry you lack the iq to assess what you're watching

he would literally be the most boyable fighter if not for certain reasons

chael said chandler vs diaz is a done deal

No. Cockroaches don’t fight.

Cruz instantly became handsome as fuck when he grew that stubble, but without it he doesn't look good. Beard really is makeup for men

spiritually speaking cruz

more cope

did you see what he did to bobby green the guy HAS to get the next title shot

There was a kike who won in a fight night a couple weeks ago

the gay one from Scotland is a kike

Craig? I believe he lifted the nickname from some movie, he's not actually jewish

>Runny eggs
>Mighty Mango Synergy Kombucha
He's unironically just like me.

Docta Schab? Those shoes, yo lip. Wuss pain yo lyfe

It's not her fault. She has an I.Q of 87, and basically follows what her coach and Pat tell her 100%.
Pat can't be blamed either, because he has an I.Q of 67 and his job basically consists of telling Rose she's doing well and kissing her on the mouth.
For whatever reason, Shitman was scared of losing this fight. Maybe Rose is getting slower in the gym. Maybe they didn't get their usual shipment of PEDs or maybe he was scared that the judges would value Carla's takedowns more than Rose's 1-2's.
Regardless of the reason, he did what a lot of "established" coaches do, and came up with the most souless, cynical gameplan he could, disregarding the fighter's relationship with the fans and the company for a guaranteed win.
I'm guessing their plan was for Rose to wait until Carla comes in, jab and then step off. Because Shitman had no confidence in Rose for this fight, he made sure that she would ONLY do this one sequence, in order to steal round and avoid takedowns. Because Rose has an I.Q of 87, they also emphasized to her that the fans would boo because she had a strategy too smart for anyone to understand.

What they didn't count on, was that Carla's coaches were also (rightfully) intimidated. They also decided to win in the most cynical way possible and told their fighter to ONLY do one sequence. (I'm guessing they wanted Rose to step in with a 1-2, and Carla to shoot as Rose was stepping out.)

This is why both women ended up waiting for the other, with no offensive plan. Turns out that Carla has an I.Q of 89, so she at least knew to come forward and pretend to fight.
This fight was the MMA equivalent of both teams "parking the bus" in Football.

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Cruz

I thought I heard him say it in an interview, I forgot his nickname was bearkike

too many big words for you huh

Kind of, but not really
Beards are natural things most men grow, makeup is an artificial chemical slop women fuck up their natural beauty with

he knew olives was going to kill his boy, its all he was thinking

>doctor sebastian schweinsteiger

Found him

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It's just a nickname from a movie Normies love, there are almost no Jews in Scotland, most jews in the UK live in London

Didn't want to get swept, and ended up playing himself.

why cope, to me?

How much cuckolding did his parents do to get an athletic jew

(((Robbery.)))

...

He's not Jewish.

islam has to fight dariush to earn a title shot, i want to fight real 209 gangster nate diaz next

America's best:

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As a good heemster I made my gf watch Elite Fight Club mini documentaries with me and every now and then Chandler showed up in there. A day later she sent me pic related saying:
>Chandler has the same energy as this kid
She then proceeded to say he checks every box of a life coach.
I'll marry her, lads.

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Your boy lost to the scale

There's literally a dude from Israel who just fought 2 weeks ago on the Fight Night card with Cheeto